Kim Kardashian wears lingerie (Dance, puppets!)

March 19th, 2008 // 204 Comments

You ever get in one of those moods where you just want to post pics of hot celebrities on your awesome blog all day? If you couldn’t tell by the Jennifer Aniston and Erika Eleniak (I think?) posts, I’m in one of those moods. To wrap this show up, here’s buttlacious Kim Kardashian modeling lingerie designed by Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin. Also with Kim is Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane and Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton. But none of that really matters because, holy shit, it’s Kim Kardashian in lingerie. I could write the location of the Holy Grail* down here and you wouldn’t even notice. That’s why I love you guys. *sniff* You make me so damn proud…

*Hint: Take a closer look at Lil Jon. Hyeah!

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  1. Greenlee

    I don’t think she is that hot but I don’t think she’s ugly either. She’s OK. But what does she do? I’m confused as to why she is famous?
    I bet most the guys on here who say she’s ugly and fat are probably totally gross and never get laid. It’s funny!!

    Also #46 Linda, you are such a bitch. Really, how pathetic are you that you need to come on to the Superficial and put some other chick down to boost yourself up?

  2. lipper

    I think she’s pretty, big deal. But, no pun intended, I would be so proud of my daughter for being famous for having a surgically enhanced ass and having her pissed on. That was sarcasm, if you didn’t catch that.

    America loves to glorify its insipid, worthless, no talent bimbos. I think the bimbo fits better than whore to be honest.

    What bugs me the most is WHY do they wear SO much makeup? Thats the age you need so little, and hello girls.. less IS more. I want to get my plastic fork and just start scraping it off, the black eyeliner is the worst. Make up lessons 101. Sheesh!

  3. Auntie Kryst

    @50 Thanks Ipanema. I’m pleased my hate is noticed. Truth be told I’m not of any of those ethnicities, nor do I have a thing against Armenians. I just think stereotypes are a great time saver. Also I really really fucking hate that attention whore.

  4. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Pretty panties…………………..

  5. wsq

    you all think shes hot shit when the entire world can live in the crevaces of fat and cellulite on this hoe’s body. people are so fucking stupid sometimes. why don’t you all go find a REAL girl cuz there’s plenty and i mean PLENTY of hot, REAL girls out there. but i guess you faggots would rather sit in your cave and drool over fatty mc. kardashian. D’OH. bring on the angry replies you know its true..

  6. 105.. tell us how you really feel?

    She’s so beautiful. The jealousy on these boards amazes me.

  7. Satan

    Yeah she looks great, probably only spent 8 hours getting that way. Show me her Sat morning with no make up. Bet that would be interesting.

  8. Jammy

    Jammy Haiku:

    big lower lip girl
    rapper weewee not drying
    Armenian meat

  9. Grunion

    She looks smart.

  10. Egdi

    She’s a whore all right. Not for money, but for attention, and the only thing she has to offer is her ass. She’s more of a whore than a street prostitute, who at least has an excuse (heroin/crack addiction).

  11. Fred

    #109

    lol!

    You obviously have never seen her reality show!

  12. Um…new post please..

    FUCK!!!!!!!!

    I’m grumpy this morning

  13. Jenny Craig

    She’s fat, by the definition of the word used by non-blimp people. She’s very careful to pose properly and she usually wears shaping undergarments, so the less discerning types are easily fooled, as usual. They’re her core audience. But in any recent truly candid shot of her, she looks stumpy and fat. How sad for her that she spends so much time dolling herself up and then holding everything in and striking twisty poses for the camera, all to be a cartoon sex goddess for the pay-for-it working class guy.

  14. Grunion

    #108 brilliant

    kimhaiku:

    worlds most famous urinal
    elctrolysists nightmare
    55 pounds per cheek

  15. the scientist

    Ok, so let’s discuss that ass, it’s a highly interesting topic that requires absolute concentration and scrutiny: it apparently starts right below the black belt, which is in turn pressing her belly in order to emphasize the curve to her back and conceal the sagginess. The exposed section is the upper butt-crack and is remarkably wide with no upwards angle (compare with Kate Hudson). KK is not only pulling her panties down but also to the sides in order to cover the greater extension of her lower ass (accute celulite incidence). The very low definition and bad lightening as well as a considerable amount of blur reinforce the thesis that a closer view of her tighs is being avoided in this image.

  16. Grunion

    #111 thankfully no I haven’t. But I was being sarcastic.

  17. Linda

    #101 GreenLee

    I was being honest and I was delighted to hear a female with a huge behind proud of herself and her measurements. Most women with a huge behind lie about their size/measurements, but Jen did not which is refreshing. There is no competition between Jen and I. The men that find her attractive would not give me a second look, and the men that find me attractive would not give Jen a second look. The bottom line are that there are men with different tastes and plenty for all us women; no matter what shape or size we are. You will never ever hear Kim honestly say her hip measurements like Jen. So Jen enjoy yourself and your curves. Women are always bragging about their huge bra size, so women should be able to brag about their huge hip size too and feel proud.

  18. Perfect body, damn!
    Gravity will take over
    She will age badly

    Of course for me, it’s more like a HIGH-ku.

  19. Sally Ann

    Kim is a nice looking lady but she wears too much make up for her age. She should save all that make up when she really needs it, when she gets older. I am at the age where I need extra make up on my eyes but never use foundation/cover up. I like the way celebrities are putting white liner near their eyes. I have tried using white pencil eye liner but it never stays on for long. Do any females out there know of a good white eye pencil/liner make up to use?

  20. Ted from LA

    #119,
    You should ask Bozo the Clown. He could always keep his white make-up on….

  21. Sally Ann

    #120 Ted from La

    lol!

    I always liked Bozo the Clown! I wonder if I can find him on the Internet?

  22. #119 – I’ve got something that will put white stuff in your eye…

  23. Hoe= a garden tool
    Ho= slang for whore

    And except for 118 and myself, I have yet to see an actual haiku. *sigh*
    Remember one thing people…there are many different body types out there, and they aren’t just fat and thin, but a whole host of variations out there.
    Oh, and to whomever stated that their husband wouldn’t let them get such a fat ass…what does your husband do? Watch what you eat and make sure you’re a gym rat?
    Those kind of statements just ruffle my feminist feathers…
    Have a nice day.

  24. Chris

    God she’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking insanely HOT

  25. SmokeThisGirl

    “Oh, and to whomever stated that their husband wouldn’t let them get such a fat ass…what does your husband do? Watch what you eat and make sure you’re a gym rat?”

    No, he just keeps himself fit, in the first place, and pays such enthusiastic attention to our sex life that I would never be so self-indulgent to let myself go, eat whatever I want, not exercise, and become overweight and out of shape. But by all means, turn on Oprah and learn to feel good about yourself if you have no self-discipline and an addiction to whining and blaming.

  26. It's so amusing how females are so jealous of Kim

    I love how Kim makes so many women sooo jealous. It’s really amusing.
    Jealous bitches hate Kim because she’s so drop dead crazy hot she makes them all want to kill themselves. hahaha I love it. Women can be really jealous mean bitches to unbelievable extremes when another woman is really hot and pretty.

  27. wow

    Holy shit.
    She’s the hottest woman in the world, hands down.

  28. a "mean bitch"

    #126 – it really hurts to be taunted by gutter mouthed high school dropout. And no offense, but you really need to put a little more effort into that sweeping. The floor needs to look much cleaner.

  29. meow

    Perfect body, stunning perfect face, absolute hotness, what else could you ask for?
    She’s one of the finest chicks I’ve seen in my life and that’s a big deal.

  30. Trannyliscious

    Hottest woman in the world eh?

    yikes. Do yourself a favour and go pick up the SI swimsuit issue. They tend to shy away from midgets with hairy nipples and prostectic asses though.

  31. Don't hate the hottest woman in the world

    #128

    aww, does it hurt a lot sweetie? It must really hurt to have your ego turned smaller than the size of a pea because you just realized there’s chicks as hot as Kim around, and how much of a piece of shit you are compared to her.
    Remember it’s not her fault that she’s stunning and perfect and that you look like shit. Some are gifted, some are not, learn it and accept it because hating and being so jealous of the hottest woman in the world only makes you even uglier and less appealing.
    Just keep Kim away from the eyes of your man and it shall be fine, for now. But don’t forget there’s still hotties out there that one day may come across his way, and there’s nothing you can do about it other than being as miserable and jealous as you are.

  32. Mia

    #126

    It is amusing that you believe all women must hate Kim because they are jealous of her. Jealous of what? That she got famous for making a porn video? Perhaps they are jealous because she is extremely self absorbed? Perhaps they are jealous because they wish they had a huge butt like Kim, so some men will make negative and positive comments about it? Most women do not want a huge behind. Most women when trying on pants always ask who ever they are shopping with; “Do these pants make my butt look big?” Perhaps they are jealous because Kim did not get a college education and they did lol! And perhaps they are jealous because on Kim’s reality show, her sisters are always calling her a diva and that she should cover up her behind while wearing a bikini while walking because her huge butt jiggles? I would not be surprised if one of her sisters are posting negative comments on this site because they are tired of Kim’s diva attitude lol!

  33. ch474

    Tissue please … I’m done.

  34. Sandra

    @131

    Is that you Kim Kardaskank? lol!

    My husband told me that if I get a huge behind like Kim, that he will be totally turned off and sign me up for Weight Watchers!

  35. hahaha

    #132

    Nah, jealous because she has a stunning face to die for and they don’t. Jealous because she has a perfect curvy body that looks like every male’s fantasy actually come to life and they know that no matter how much they try, they never will. Jealous because she looks so hot and stunning every time a straight guy looks at her he gets a rock hard erection, but no one glances twice at them. Jealous because they know they’re average and Kim is a very special individual. Jealous because they know all the guys want her but no one wants them. Jealous because they know Kim is always turning heads and no one even notices them. Jealous because they know everytime their man looks at Kim he thinks to himself and wishes he could have a chick like that, and feels miserable because he has a chick like them. Jealous because they know that if they were standing next to Kim, she would make them look like invisible shit. Jealous because she’s absolutely beautiful and they’re not. Jealous because Kim can get everything they wished they could get but can’t get. Jealous because Kim has an ass which is every man’s dream and they don’t and never will. Jealous because the guys they have a crush on worship Kim and think she’s insanely hot, and would take her over them any day. Jealous because she steals all the attention and they don’t get any. Jealous because even though Kim went to college and became a stylist, they feel the need to say she didn’t go to college just to not feel so completely terrible about themselves and think they are better at something than Kim is. Jealous because she’s incredibly hot and they’re not. Jealous because she is their worst nighmare and their worst fears in person. Jealous because they know if their man had the chance he’d drop them to be with Kim. Jealous because she makes their egos smaller than the size of a pea. Jealous because she’s perfect and they’re not. Jealous because they know no one would care about their sex tape if they had one, even if it got advertised everywhere, they still wouldn’t get famous and no one would care about them, however Kim ravished the world with hers and her hotness. Jealous because they know Kim absolutely kicks their asses in every way. Jealous because they know Kim would never be friends with them and would make them feel bad about themselves. I could keep going, but I’m tired.

  36. Jeremy

    #135

    Hey Kim Kardaskank will you quit posting stuff about yourself. We get it. You love yourself and are proud of being famous for doing porn and having a huge butt with size 46 hips lol! Enough already Kim, go put some make up on or see if the size xtra large lace panties fit you lol!

  37. If this isn't fucking hot, then nothing is

    my dick just exploded

  38. If this isn't fucking hot, then nothing is

    my dick just exploded

  39. Frank

    What a revolting group of whores.

  40. Super Freak

    Kim’s a super freak like me! I do porn with my lovers all the time. I have a huge behind like Kim and I can eat anything I want because I go for the guys that love huge butts. So all you females that are in shape and take care of yourself and watch what you eat; I’ll be thinking about you as I have my Big Mac, large fries, and large chocolate shake for lunch. Enjoy your salad fit women!

  41. Aubrey Lover

    Whose the sunburned albino?

  42. Cynthia

    @135

    You said the following:

    Jealous because they know that if they were standing next to Kim, she would make them look like invisible shit.

    Kim would definitely make my petite body and small shapely buttocks invisible because her huge behind would cover me up! I bet when Kim is at the beach and walking while her big butt jiggles; people think that a cloud covered the sun but it is actually Kim’s huge butt blocking the sun; making it invisible like me lol!

  43. titlesswonder

    She is fucking gorgeous and I am a woman (non lezzie) anyone who says she isn’t is just a jealous insane lunatic.
    She might be a fake and shallow and brain dead bimbo, but she is gorgeous – huge ass and fake tits regardless.

  44. wtf?

    #142, I wish every female had a huge behind like Kim like you say, and you can be sure every man also does. And yup, you’d look like invisible shit next to her, only because she’s stunning and you look like plain ol’ shit.
    Stop bashing someone as hot as Kim you jealous moron, your hate comments are on every Kim post on this site and everyone already knows that it’s you. If you felt so good about your pathetic self like you say on your retarded comments then you wouldn’t feel the need to insult Kim and her hot body, and much less, post like 100 crazy hate comments on her every post. We all know you’re ugly and fucking raging jealous of Kim, so go work out a little and STFU because you’re BORING and pathetic, you jealous bitch. Get a life.

  45. Will

    ## 135

    Kim went to Beauty school which takes about 2-3 months to get the little certificate. This is not a college education lol!

    If Kim could get anything she wants and men whoreship her, then why is she always dating men that cheat on her lol!

    What woman would be jealous of a horrible porn tape? Kim just lays there like a bored whore lol!

  46. Will

    ## 135

    Kim went to Beauty school which takes about 2-3 months to get the little certificate. This is not a college education lol!

    If Kim could get anything she wants and men whoreship her, then why is she always dating men that cheat on her lol!

    What woman would be jealous of a horrible porn tape? Kim just lays there like a bored whore lol!

    And what woman wants size 46 hips like Kim lol!

  47. Will

    ## 135

    Kim went to Beauty school which takes about 2-3 months to get the little certificate. This is not a college education lol!

    If Kim could get anything she wants and men whoreship her, then why is she always dating men that cheat on her lol!

    What woman would be jealous of a horrible porn tape? Kim just lays there like a bored whore lol!

    And what woman wants size 46 hips like Kim lol!

  48. wtf?

    #142, I wish every female had a huge behind like Kim like you say, and you can be sure every man also does. And yup, you’d look like invisible shit next to her, only because she’s stunning and you look like plain ol’ shit.
    Stop bashing someone as hot as Kim you jealous moron, your hate comments are on every Kim post on this site and everyone already knows that it’s you. If you felt so good about your pathetic self and weren’t jealous like you say on your retarded comments, then you wouldn’t feel the need to insult Kim and her hot body, and much less, post like 100 crazy hate comments on her every post. We all know you’re ugly and fucking raging jealous of Kim, so go work out a little and STFU because you’re BORING and pathetic, you jealous bitch. Get a life.

  49. In the Loop

    #148

    lol!

    Enough already Kim. I know it’s you Kim typing all these comments lol!

  50. oh what I'd do to her

    Just, WOW.
    Hottest chick EVER posted on TheSuperficial, ever, ever, EVER.
    Now Superfish please give us more.

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