Kim Kardashian wears lingerie (Dance, puppets!)

March 19th, 2008 // 204 Comments

You ever get in one of those moods where you just want to post pics of hot celebrities on your awesome blog all day? If you couldn’t tell by the Jennifer Aniston and Erika Eleniak (I think?) posts, I’m in one of those moods. To wrap this show up, here’s buttlacious Kim Kardashian modeling lingerie designed by Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin. Also with Kim is Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane and Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton. But none of that really matters because, holy shit, it’s Kim Kardashian in lingerie. I could write the location of the Holy Grail* down here and you wouldn’t even notice. That’s why I love you guys. *sniff* You make me so damn proud…

*Hint: Take a closer look at Lil Jon. Hyeah!


  1. Arioch


    this chick isnt fat. Fat would be Carnie Wilson or Kirstie Allie. Fat is flabby arms and a stomach that hangs. You insipid rabble act as if she’s obese and has a double chin. OH god no a chick who struts her stuff is like, so like, scary and whorish.

    and the little boys who fuck ‘fatties’ to bulk up their own weak and pathetic self esteem are hilarious. I love hearing their how flaccid their machismo is without the aid of someone who they deem unworthy. To seek someone you think is the lowest common denominator makes you even lower.


    ahhh human nature.

    I would love to see what half of you people look like.

  2. lovekim

    Kim is gorgeous!!!! Im so glad that theres a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s. Its definitely my favorite show on E! If you love kim as much as i do then you will love this game. Heres the link.

  3. Dr. Ben Casey

    Kim is thick, curvy, or fat. What ever name you choose to describe being overweight. Her behind is huge. She must have size 44 hips. Fat means excessive skin and Kim has excessive skin on her behind, hips, and thighs. Carnie and Kirstie would be considered obese. Some men like fat women and this is good for females like Kim.

  4. Gerald_Tarrant

    Seriously, her ass crack goes half way up her back.

  5. Wow, I can’t believe what most of the comments I have read- Fat?-Obese?-N.i.g.g.e.r.s?

    The woman is absolutley gorgeous, curves and all. I believe she is a fresh face and sets a new-and much needed standard for beauty, if she is what you so call “fat”… Its no wonder why so many women/girls have eating disorders due to your so called notion of beauty, which normally consists flat asses, D-size titiies, blonde hair and blue eyes….

    Come on its 2008! Get over yourselves!


    I agree with you Arioch, I really wonder what most of these people look like themselves….

  6. Juaqin Ingles

    #22 Why would anyone PURPOSELY have that ass???

    Ugh, and the tits… I mean she would be hot with a normal ass and tits… Still dumb as a bag of hair though.

  7. no thanks

    #52. Strut her stuff??? She’s a filthy materialistic attention whore. She was in a home made porno leaked most likely to boost her career. She is a slut and some men (include me) don’t like sluts.

  8. Charlottetheharlot

    Trollups. Harlots. Sluts. Hoes. They all apply. Up the irons!

  9. Igottabemeeee

    Some men don’t like sluts ?????

    I think my brain just exploded.

    Mr. #58 – Will you marry me?

  10. please

    “this chick isnt fat. Fat would be Carnie Wilson or Kirstie Allie. Fat is flabby arms and a stomach that hangs. You insipid rabble act as if she’s obese and has a double chin. OH god no a chick who struts her stuff is like, so like, scary and whorish.”

    “as if she’s obese” – Carnie Wilson and Kirstie Alley, at their heaviest, were both morbidly obese according to all medical definitions.

  11. Guy Richy

    #56 and #52. She’s just too much of a good thing. She’s covered in a layers of makeup and I know she’s sporting a nasty weave, her ass is ridiculous, it’s overly big and even her breasts are at the level where you just can’t respect her. She just looks like trash. I know she’s had plastic surgery (I’ve seen the highschool pics) she had a honking nose and it’s obvious if you look at her face even now that she had a nose job (just like David Schwimmer it’s the classic look , the nose is still big yet long and straight but, the highschool pics confirm it) . I just don’t like fake cows. Sue me. I like the angelic looks of a Leighton Meester type (from that heinous show Gossip Girl). The rude things written about her are a result of the way she sluts around, it’s fucking classless.

    And don’t get me started on the spoiled brat and immense stupidity factor. This is the kind of woman you could never talk to about current events, never go camping with, never ever would she volunteer at a homeless shelter and if you propsed to her she would only accept if the diamond was a big enough for her liking (make that your bank account too).

    So for fucks sake why the fuck is it so hard to understand that she’s not every guy’s fantasy. If I’m being totally superficial (and this would be the place to do it) I like natural looking beauties who look like they work out and don’t take 2 fucking hours to get ready.

    Now the racist comments are disgusting and I would never write or even say that sick word but, people are hateful bigots and they’ll lead miserable sheltered lives so fuck them.

  12. dude_on_a_wire

    “Some men don’t like sluts”

    There is some truth to that statement – but it should be noted that the majority of men do like sluts. Do we really need to go down this road?

  13. newnew

    whoa…now that’s a REAL WOMAN

    refreshing 2 c a woman that doesn’t look like a dying malnourished catholic school boy

  14. George

    #63. No one actually likes sluts, cllassy women hate sluts, sluts hate themselves, some men are repulsed by sluts and the rest don’t like them they just want to fuck them and then throw them to the curb when they get bored.

    There’s a big difference between liking and using. I don’t like toilet paper per se but, I certainly want to use if for MY personal needs. I like football, it entertains me YET, I respect and enjoy it and I’ll never get sick of it. There are women out there who you can make you gizz your pants and still get your respect. This is not one of them, the pants are clean and I couldn’t respect her any less if I tried.

    Some men like steak and will not settle for less than a fine cut, some men eat Spam out of a can and think they’ve got it made because they just don’t know any better.

  15. ixz

    She looks like every other 18+ ho on the block… nothing special!

  16. spamlover

    #65-try living on a small ass island like guam and having all your fucking electricity blown out from a typhoon and you’ll think you have it made after you realize spam is the only fucking meat that doesn’t have to be refridgerated u fucking elitist asshole
    spam saves lives u prick!!

  17. Melissa

    Couldn’t she bother to edit the red-eye out of her pics before having them posted on her website?

  18. Iggy

    “I agree with you Arioch, I really wonder what most of these people look like themselves….”

    Try to follow this.

    Kim Kardashian is is not an ordinary girl who had the misfortune of having some candid pictures land on a web blog and then getting mocked about her physical appearance. That DOES happen and it’s disgusting.

    KK is a girl who’s promoted herself – successfully – by putting a curvy body in front of a camera whenever she can. In particular, she always tries to show off her bulbous ass. Now, it’s not really “her” ass, as much as her plastic surgeon’s. Ditto god knows how many other body parts. She’s a manufactured hollow female body, designed for display.

    And…it’s wrong to critique this product? You have a nice if overly familiar argument, but you sure do have the wrong girl for it.

  19. TheJoker07

    I would love to lick that booty.

  20. annie

    guy richie–


  21. annie

    guy richie–

    word (and i’m a chick)

  22. babe

    She looks so hot. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n ce.c o m” last week. Just curious.

  23. Penelope

    wow, i never realized what a great body she has.

  24. I just love that ass!

  25. jules

    man, she is going to BLOW UP when she gets knocked up. she better whore her ass out while she still can, cuz it will be pretty soon.

  26. jules

    man, she is going to BLOW UP when she gets knocked up. she better whore her ass out while she still can, cuz it will be pretty soon.

  27. Ted from LA

    Is it true that Kim has to empty the hair from her shower drain twice a day? Or did I just read that on the internet? Or did I just write that on the internet? Either way, it has to be true.

  28. libtard

    I feel sorry for her panties.

  29. Pete

    Kim’s pretty hot, in a retarded-girl-fucks-nigs-drinks-urine kind of way.

  30. Ted from LA

    Did any of you hear that Kim has to empty the hair from her shower drain twice a day? I read or wrote that somewhere about 10 minutes ago. I love to see worthless 27 year-olds kissing cameras and hugging in lingerie. Who needs a real job like teaching children in schools or doing social work or helping people with their finances when you can frolick in your goodies and act like a 12 year-old and just take up oxygen? How about Client #9′s girl? She’s been offered over a million dollars by two different people since being “discovered” (the American way). What in the fuck is wrong with this country? Rome is burning people. Anyone who posts one serious thought on this site is a bigger fuck up than me. At least Dick Cheney got to go fishing with the Sultan after his classic interview. For those of you who missed it, the reporter said, “Two-thirds of the American people feel the war wasn’t worth it, what do you say to that?” His response, “So.” I hope he goes hunting alone soon.

  31. Gerald_Tarrant

    Ode to Binky:

    Cliff Notes: Kim Kardashian’s ass is the next inside job.

    Gerald Tarrant: I thought her ass was too big to be inside.

    Cliff Notes: If it blows up, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    Gerald Tarrant: What about if she gets pregnant? Her ass will explode.

    Cliff Notes: I’m not talking about preggo.

    Gerald Tarrant: What does spaghetti sauce have anything to do with this?

    Cliff Notes: Ask the commie, Knee Ya Ha Ha.

  32. An Ode to Kim's Eau de Toilet (literally)

    Ok, more of a haiku:

    Bottom of the world
    Fat, dark and handsome
    Herring taste great

  33. Sid

    What Kim’s fans say always boils down to this:

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
    That’s what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean

    My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    It’s perfect because the song is by Spinal Tap, who are exactly how I imagine Kim’s fans.

  34. What's In A Slut?


    And what’s your criteria for a slut (how many men/year, for example)? What about those who love to show their boobs to all but don’t fuck much more than a typical non-flasher?

    What about a girl who just falls in love easily and therefore even though she only has loving sex, she still has sex with almost as many men as what you would answer in an earlier question?

  35. At #83, that is not a haiku. A haiku goes 5, 7, 5 for the count. This is a haiku:

    She is not fat yet
    She just has a big fat ass
    I hate her skank hair.

    And that, my friends, is a haiku. Enjoy.

  36. alisa

    shes fuckin hot i love her……….. and how the hell is she fat……. you guys are crazaaaay

  37. chizzy

    Best part? Robin Antin’s lingerie is piss-stain resistant.

  38. Elk

    I click on the full size pix and the quality is crap. Insanely hot chick in lingerie, crappy pix, WTF man, WTF?

    And to the women (and I assume gay men) calling her fat…….wait never mind arguing with you people would be a waste of time.

    5. sportsdvl
    “She ‘was’ fuckable, until you remember that some idiot rapper pissed on her face and she is so stupid that not only did she let him do it, she let him videotape it so the entire world can learn what a stupid skank she is.”

    BS that’s been repeated like a million times and nobody has ever posted the video. If the video was actually out there someone would have posted it by now.

  39. frankin

    OMG, she is so sexy. I want to have her. It is said she is dating a millionaire on Her sexy photos nd profile are foudn there.

  40. hefferovic

    @6 Jackie BLue
    how pathetic and miserable a creature are you? don’t you realize you don’t even have your own words, you are talking through your husband.
    My husband wouldnt let me get fat, my husband loves thin chicks; I know because I spy on him and I am VERY happy that he masturbates to the ideal woman type while I am sleeping with my very thin self on the bed. Dont worry the big butted Kardashian is having more fun than you. I am so angry at this moron that I could go on critisizing the recent municipal elections in France.

  41. Carlos

    Is it me, or does her ass seem a bit large?

  42. optwhoo

    Ha-ha, good stuff. I’ve seen video with Kardashian from this moment. Oh, whats what I’m calling GOOD ASS!!! It’s here:

  43. optwhoo

    Ha-ha, good stuff. I’ve seen video with Kardashian from this moment. Oh, whats what I’m calling GOOD ASS!!! It’s here:

  44. anon

    “Kim, who is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape…”

    Joel McHale from The Soup sums up my feelings about Kim perfectly.

  45. Arioch

    yeah. My point is her size isnt indicitive of being a whore or anything else.

    I’m talking about her looks. She will probably not inspire others to have more character, which is a silly topic to debate on here anyway. But if some of you insist that people high up the social ladder need to be some sort of rolemodels, I’d like to mention the majority of people everywhere dont have much character. OH AND GEE, including a lot of you in a forum like this. So perhaps we should keep this basic, hmmmm?

    Who cares if she’s your fantasy chick? Not my point. She’s not obese nor is she ugly. Basics.

  46. T-Dawg30

    I want to LIVE on that ass, and never come home.

  47. stuuupid

    #5–it was not a rapper, it was an R&B singer/really just Brandy’s little brother

    not all black entertainers are rappers. lol

  48. 21BarackMarch192008

    Hey #21
    You should speak to someone about your latent homosexuality. Its OK to be gay no need to to be a racist idiot. Instead you should speak to someone and realizing your frustration is caused by not being your true gay self.

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