Kim Kardashian in Spandex

September 18th, 2008 // 111 Comments

These are shots of Kim Kardashian picking up her drycleaning while on a rehearsal break from Dancing with the Stars. I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure Kim’s ass directly affects the tides of the Earth’s oceans. I tried to conduct some research, but she spotted me in my spacesuit. Also, the moon rover I was driving stalled halfway up her left cheek. Awkward.


  1. anna green

    SHE HAS A BUTT WHERE HER VAGINA SHOULD BE. WHAT DO THEY CALL IT OH YEAH BUTT IN THE FRONT

  2. mac grurry

    I know she’s an idiot. i know she’s a narcissist. i know she is dumber and meaner than a bag of rocks. and i know J. Lo has a better ass….but i would bend her over a couch and pump her all the way to the moon and back. yes. Me, Her AND the couch would be going all the way to the moon….and back. thats all im sayin…..

  3. Cavin Youbanks

    J. Lo move over!
    KK is the new ASS queen
    (Of course, only black men can grab em…)

  4. I would love to kiss and lick that ass! Don’t listen to them Kim your BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

  5. I would love to kiss and lick that ass! Don’t listen to them Kim your BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

  6. Zalman

    God blessed you Kim

  7. Zalman

    God blessed you Kim!!!

  8. En-dee

    The 20th comment by Mike Oxbhig is rather racist in nature.well i guess brothers REALLY know how to get her screaming for more

  9. ,nm,nm

    wow!wonderful ass.
    she has a very sexy curve from back side.

  10. timothy carter
    Commented on this photo:

    that thing lokk real good damn

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