These are shots of Kim Kardashian picking up her drycleaning while on a rehearsal break from Dancing with the Stars. I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure Kim’s ass directly affects the tides of the Earth’s oceans. I tried to conduct some research, but she spotted me in my spacesuit. Also, the moon rover I was driving stalled halfway up her left cheek. Awkward.
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Ass Man | September 18, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Nice!
FIRST | September 18, 2008 at 5:06 pm
FIRST!
Romeo | September 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Third!!!
What a nice ass!!!
zach | September 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm
perfect
nipolian | September 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Kim……….If you are going for the “Tijuana Hooker” look………You nailed it.
anonymous | September 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Looks like she halved a melon and stuck it on her ass…
Marc | September 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm
7Th
bar room hero | September 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I would LOVE to get my hands on that ass!
a nice ass makes me harder than chinese arithmetic
supersex | September 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm
gives the grand canyon a run for it’s money
adeliza | September 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
“my moon rover stalled halfway up her left cheek.”
Good one!
. | September 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm
i’d do her with wine goggles on
Rob | September 18, 2008 at 5:22 pm
No fucking way that is real…
Kim Kardashian | September 18, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Yay! Finally, Fish, you posted about me! I was so sick of hearing about other people. Now its all about me!
Hey everybody don’t forget to vote for me on “Dancing With The Stars!”
xoxoxoxox
-Kim
Justin | September 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm
That thing is fucking incredible, but let’s face it, she’s had a lot of work done. I wouldn’t put it past her to throw some ass-implants in there as well. Until she or her plastic surgeon finally admit it that it’s fake, I’m going to go ahead and pretend it’s real.
Inb4 fat.
monkeyfightclub | September 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I feeel sorry for those spandex pants.
? | September 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I’m pretty convinced that ass is not natural. The way she’s turning it toward the camera only convinces me further. Not that I wouldn’t like to get my hands on it, though…
Nicky | September 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Poor Kim having to wear her standard butt girdle. How embarassing to have to wear a girdle when she’s never had kids.
Really? | September 18, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Nipolian:
Do hookers in TJ really look like that? I gotta get to TJ. That ass would look great all oiled up and . . . painted, if you know what I mean.
minniememe | September 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm
do those spandex pants have zippers down the legs?
i swear it looks like she’s wearing some kind of ass-lifting garb underneath. even looks a little discolored around her right cheek.
Mike Oxbhig | September 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm
God shes beautiful. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.
yuch
BUTTPAD | September 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Oh, come on. That is a butt pad. And if it isn’t padding then it is some sort of military-grade pantyhose that is keeping that big sloppy ass in shape. If that ass is real then you take her out of those spandex and basically you are looking at the ass of Roseanne Barr.
Padding or fatty?
veggi | September 18, 2008 at 5:55 pm
From the neck down she looks like an illegal picking up the dry cleaning before heading back to clean the toilets. Then you look up, and realize…SHE’S the toilet.
Joe Francis | September 18, 2008 at 5:58 pm
If this is a butt-pad then please, please I’m begging you to tell me where I can get one like this…. I want my ass to look like this
Look at her in bikini’s, it’s not a buttpad…. If she’s had work done or not, who cares. She looks good. Just because she’s not a bag of bones like the rest of Hollywood does not mean she’s fat…. How can anyone call this fat at all?
Whatever… To each it’s own. I’m in no way a fan of this woman and neither do I give a flying fuck who she’s fucking or what the hell she’s doing. She’s one of the many “stars”, if you want to call her that at all, in the public eye, making money for having NO talent at all. But whatever she’s doing, seems to be working. Cuz didn’t the bitch not only just make a dumbshit movie and is now going to bleed poor people’s eyes out with this Dancing BS????
I’m out this bitch…. PEACE OUT LOSERS!!!!!
lol! | September 18, 2008 at 6:00 pm
The funniest comments go to the following:
#5,6,9,12,15,17,19,21,22
lol!
What happened to all the fat ass bitches saying Kim is not fat but curvy lol!
Bertha | September 18, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Kim use to be petite but she ate too much and got a big fat loose ass. There are pictures of Kim before she got a big fat loose ass, before she got her breast implants, and before she got her nose job. You must have a big fat loose ass like Kim and I. Yes I have a big fat loose ass like Kim and I rely on girdles like Kim because my ass is nothing without my girdle just like Kim. Some guys are disappointed after I take my girdle off and my ass goes south and I tell them to fuck off if you don’t like it because I love to eat and I’m not loosing weight. If you want butt girdles then here are some of my favorite places. Good luck with you butt girdles.
http://www.lovemybubbles.com
FRIST!!! | September 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
#24 I’m right HERE!!
haroof | September 18, 2008 at 6:14 pm
i would eat that ass nonstop, for hours.
frigginrandom.com | September 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm
whatever she is doing I don’t care. As long as she keeps that ass it is al good.
Katey | September 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I think she is looking a lot more toned. You can tell her face looks slimmer, too.
frigginrandom.com | September 18, 2008 at 6:17 pm
whatever she is doing I don’t care. As long as she keeps that ass it is all good. http://frigginrandom.com
Effyeray | September 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Blonsky looks like she lost 10-15lbs…..
Tyrone | September 18, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I love big butt females like Kim. I don’t care that Kim relies on a girdle and that her ass is not perky. I wish she would not wear a girdle because I would love to see her ass shake like jello when she walks.
Ted from LA | September 18, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Her ass puts the “span” in spandex.
joe | September 18, 2008 at 6:41 pm
That is one big, nasty, greasy, mudsharkin’, filthy, nasty, gigantic, urine soaked ass.
ZZ Top | September 18, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.
Moonchild_65 | September 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Personally, I think its a butt pad…She has a big ass, but I can’t see how her ass would stick out THAT far. In the past, Its “ginormousy” has fluctuated from pic to pic.
If it is real, she’s going to need a sling for it by the time she’s 30 to keep it off the back of her thighs.
TheJoker07 | September 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I love that ass!
Moonchild_65 | September 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Oh, and her tits are still uglier than sin…Big stretched out pancake nips are not attractive…Neither is a girl thats in constant need of a full body wax either.
isitin | September 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm
That girl is one ugly hairy disgusting thing………………
Jimbo | September 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
If Reggie wants any back door action I hope he has more the 12 inches. If not it is just cheek humping..
tony | September 18, 2008 at 7:08 pm
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude | September 18, 2008 at 7:12 pm
she’s cute, but do you have any idea how bad armernians smell when they get wet?
Ew.
Sar | September 18, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I didn’t realize racist hicks could read, much less write their ignorant filth? We are judging her looks (which heaven forbid not be “all American”), not who she’s f*cking.
TJ | September 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm
It sickens me to know that she lets what comes out of her in the morning after her coffee go back into her ass when she hooks up with her beau…at least it looks the same, long and brown.
Eew.
Jimbo | September 18, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Tell us how bad do Armenians smell when they get wet? And how do you know? Are you Armenian?
robyn | September 18, 2008 at 7:34 pm
she has great skin.
Mike Oxbhig | September 18, 2008 at 7:38 pm
@43 Sars
Im surprised a chinese airborne disease could read, let alone type. Arent you racist for only attacking the chinese?
You stick to trying to make it through peoples face-masks and we’ll stick to ruling the wit here.
Thanks, and lookout for that cure! It will get you when you least expect it.
Vol | September 18, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I bet that oreo Obama loves that phat ass!!!
get outta here | September 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
LMAO..she has to get hte fuck outta here with that padded ass.
look in that pic where it’s just her back, NO ONE’s ass cheeks separate like that from the thighs. and 2, no one loses all that weight but maintains the one desirable body part a lotta girls want ..tHAT BIG…
she’s cute..but wud be cuter if it werent for her fake ass
Kim, kim …going on the 20th minute of her fame
get outta here | September 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
LMAO..she has to get hte fuck outta here with that padded ass.
look in that pic where it’s just her back, NO ONE’s ass cheeks separate like that from the thighs. and 2, no one loses all that weight but maintains the one desirable body part a lotta girls want ..tHAT BIG…
she’s cute..but wud be cuter if it werent for her fake ass
Kim, kim …going on the 20th minute of her fame