Kim Kardashian in Spandex
These are shots of Kim Kardashian picking up her drycleaning while on a rehearsal break from Dancing with the Stars. I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure Kim’s ass directly affects the tides of the Earth’s oceans. I tried to conduct some research, but she spotted me in my spacesuit. Also, the moon rover I was driving stalled halfway up her left cheek. Awkward.