Kim Kardashian wants to break into the music business, and, honestly, I can’t blame her. If Heidi Montag’s fake tits can score a record deal, I think Kim’s ass deserves an LP at the very least. But that’s just me. E! Online reports:
“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”
So, basically, by saying she wants to work with Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian just wants a CD with her face on it. Okay, that’s not entirely fair. I’m sure she’ll at least say “Uh uh, baby” on one of the tracks. I smell Grammy! No, wait, it’s mustache wax. I always get those two confused.
dude | September 4, 2008 at 10:31 am
I sing, therefore I act.
Or in Kim’s case is it, “I stink, therefore I’m damned”.
Either way, do you have any idea how bad a kardashian smells when they get wet?
(shudder)
dude | September 4, 2008 at 10:34 am
IF we all had any idea that OJ’s money would spawn this atrocity, we’d have collectively set him free to avoid this.
havoc | September 4, 2008 at 10:37 am
As long as she does it with the least amount of clothes on.
Hot, hot, hot….
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Barak Obama | September 4, 2008 at 10:37 am
She needs to get into porn. It is her only shot at true fame.
britney's weave | September 4, 2008 at 10:43 am
who does this bitch think she is–hayden panettiere?
Sbombolator | September 4, 2008 at 10:46 am
I’ll buy three copies as soon as it’s out.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 4, 2008 at 10:49 am
Her knees looks like they will buckle from the weight of her gelatonous rump.
riot. | September 4, 2008 at 10:50 am
this woman wants to make album with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland?
She must reaaaaly think she is actually talented, special and famous
what a fucking joke, she was pissed on and got famous for some sex vids, what the fuck, who the fuck is she joking?
but this is what passess for talent and beauty today, not legitimate talent or intelligence….we have this airhead bimbo who is actually convoluted enough to believe she is worth the fucking paper a recording contract is written on.
and all the WOLDS ASSHOLE IDIOTS WILL BUY THIS BIMBO IDIOTS ALBUM. sickens me.
Joe C | September 4, 2008 at 10:50 am
Great another goat bleating and pretending that it is singing.
At least Shakira only sounds like a goat. Of course, she looks like a midget.
Miss Ongyny | September 4, 2008 at 10:51 am
I want to sing into her labias.
English Bob | September 4, 2008 at 10:52 am
I always get these sisters mixed up, i know Kim and she’s quite hot. The oldest one is super-hot and the other thing…well…..behemoth.
JEff W. | September 4, 2008 at 10:52 am
God, she’s just so dumb looking. You know how some people just look dumb? You just look into her eyes and realize there’s no brain in there. She’s just vapid.
Deacon Jones | September 4, 2008 at 11:08 am
Holy fuck, who’s been slipping the HGH into her sister’s drinks, shit.
What’s Kim’s single going to be?
“Glug glug glug” (aka gurgling Reggie Bush’s jizz for 2:41)
rough daddy | September 4, 2008 at 11:14 am
pic #2 talk about butt buffet wooooh!
boredom | September 4, 2008 at 11:23 am
add one more to the second pic and you got yourself an AT&T commercial
boredom | September 4, 2008 at 11:24 am
I can see it now with their fourth, More whores in more places…. Kardashian mobile
UrineToxicated | September 4, 2008 at 11:36 am
Must be nice to think “I want to try this……I think I’ll try that!”
I’m stuck in the door business. It’s too late now for me to escape.
I want to paint all day while drinking merlot……
Yeah…..I’m jealous.
21st century digital boy | September 4, 2008 at 11:47 am
It was inevitable. At some point, every frickin’ girl on earth thinks that she’s going to be a talented singer.
AJ | September 4, 2008 at 11:53 am
#4
Yes I agree with you that Kim should continue doing more porn because this is what got her famous and having a famous lawyer dad help get OJ off for murder. Poor no talent worthless media whore short big fat butt Kim. She will eventually fade away because all worthless no talent media whores eventually fade away.
jesus | September 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm
she is a hog from the neck down. you just know her farts are awful coming out of that big ass of her. how can she even clean herself after a dump? the only singing i want to hear are her thighs rubbing together as she walks away.
collin | September 4, 2008 at 12:17 pm
yikes you can see them getting fatter
devilsrain | September 4, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Living in fantasy land must be fun. Hopefully these people (hollywood and the KKs alike) will all die soon in a horrible accident.
BJ | September 4, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Reggie must not be very bright to want to be with Kim, but a lot of football players lack a good education, so go figure. Or perhaps he has a thing for porn stars and enjoys watching Kim do her ex boyfriend; you know the guy who proclaims he loves fat chicks like Kim. Why is Kim wearing a a skirt almost up to her neck? It looks awful and she is getting fatter; just look at those fat shapeless legs.
FACE | September 4, 2008 at 1:15 pm
If she made a record of her farts I would buy it. I want anything to do with her glorious ass. SHe should release a perfume made of her fart gas.
verbatim | September 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Her delusion knows no limits. Next thing you know she’ll think she could run for President.
Vince Lombardi | September 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm
She’ll fail. First time she sees the microphone, she’ll drop to her knees and start sucking it. End of song.
Max Planck | September 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Will she moo or oink into the microphone?
Max Planck | September 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Will she moo or oink into the microphone?
jaime | September 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm
oh my god! why does this always happen?!?!?!
these stupid girls that are models first, then actresses, then singers, then clothes designers, then film directors, then whores when their money runs out and they have to pay for the coke…
rayyman | September 4, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I have no fuckin idea what you guys see. That is one fine ass. The oldest of people must be 12.
Eat Shit Kim, Not Pee! | September 4, 2008 at 2:39 pm
#30 must be Kim’s butch bigfoot sister.
Dura | September 4, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Woah! Sloth Kardashian is HUGE!
justifiable | September 4, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Jesus, if there’s a more unflattering look for the big-assed than a high waisted skirt, I have yet to see it. And of course pairing it with a urine colored top and no bra so the boobs just hang to meet the skirt is just PERFECT. Kim, don’t sing, don’t try, just go home – NOW.
Randal | September 4, 2008 at 3:54 pm
There isn’t a better woman in the world that deserves this opportunity to join the ranks of smash hits that brought Paris and Heidi out to the open in the music industry.
Kim, you have the moves, you have the attitude and you most certainly have the looks to be one of the best, if not better singers in the scene today. You rival Beyonce in curves, melt the wax off a candle just by smiling and will now have the chance to sing to the masses.
Looking forward to the first hit single and eventually, full album.
Randal
rayyman | September 4, 2008 at 4:03 pm
are guys blind. this girl is fuckin beautiful. The oldest one in this group must be 12.
Truth | September 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
No brain
No talent
Smells like urine
Huge, fat ass
Mudshark
Overrated
The sisters are equally worthless. We can only hope they earn Darwin Awards SOON!
Dick Gozinya | September 4, 2008 at 5:40 pm
What a nasty, disgusting trio in that 2nd picture.
Excuse me while I vomit in the trash can.
liz | September 4, 2008 at 7:06 pm
look! the second photo goes from worst to best.
???????!!!! | September 4, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Am I missing something? Is this girls 10 minutes of fame up yet? I, for the life of me, cannot……I repeat CANNOT understand the fascination of this girl? Big ass, big tits……and absolutely -0- intelligence between her ears…….c’mon people what gives?
| September 5, 2008 at 12:35 am
the two on the right look like dirty mexicans and he one on the left like a horse…and who the hell ever wears a chartreuche shell?
my god | September 5, 2008 at 3:14 am
she must be really knocked up in the head if she actually thinks timabaland or justin timberlake are talented artists.
Amber Dextrose | September 5, 2008 at 7:17 am
I imagine her singing would sound like a chorus of Korean cats yowling.
cltsig | September 5, 2008 at 11:40 am
Muddy Sharky.
devil's candy | September 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm
my big ASS will make me millions bc I HAVE NO TALENT!!! mwahahaha
Tyler Hipsher | September 27, 2008 at 9:33 am
There are hundreds of fat assed big titted whores in every city. The Difference? This whore produced a sex tape, sex sells. Even if it is a fat cow being raped. I would not touch that vast catacomb that Reggie is tearing up.
Come on Reggie, Really? Hasn’t anybody told you to find another hoe. Your Reggie Bush you can have any whore you want, you don’t need to pick the fattest one.
Dicacio | October 4, 2008 at 6:56 pm
i think some of you are just jealous up the wazoo, like permanent ignorant prejudice little weak-minded imbeciles, bcuz’ you have a small pink panther prick! hahaha
instead of the KKK, its the PPP now!
grow a dick, dude. lol
i’d have no fucken problem filling her up to the rim, but imagine if you were forced to live in CHINA or any other Asian flat-ass turf. You’d be crying your ass off for KIM!! don’t lie, bitch.
don’t play it off fuckers…you’d be praying for that ass for every meal. yummy.
hahaha dayum, haven’t any of you been with a good piece of ass in your life?!
no one said that a negro was gonna be present when you hit it with KIM…did they??
[ omg, i had a vision! ]
she’s Armenian so they usual love Mexican cock as the alternative desire. oops! guess that leaves the so-called white boys out.
NO, I’m Italian and i like the mental sport of the WIFI. hahaha
lmfao