Kim Kardashian wants six-pack abs

April 17th, 2009 // 54 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted the above pic on her blog from an upcoming Muscle and Fitness photo shoot. She’s claims she’s on her way to six-pack abs which means scientists must have developed a version of Photoshop that works on real life. Otherwise, you got me:

Alright guys, I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it’s paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way of course.

While I admire Kim’s dedication to physical fitness, maybe she should invest a little time and effort in CHANGING A FUCKING LIGHT BULB. I mean, Jesus, it’s like this picture was taken in the Batcave. Is she trying to hide someth- Oh, I get it.

superficial

  1. Carmelita Spats

    1st

  2. Heidi Montag

    Thanks for ruining my day with yet more news about this far ass urine fetishist.

  3. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    She is just soo soo sooo stooopid.

  4. Heidi

    I meant fat, but far works too, given how far Kim’s buttocks extend into space.

  5. Jrz

    Six pack abs and a 40 gallon ass.

  6. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  7. Best Mother Ever

    Uhhh my 4 month old has become trapped in the folds of my lower abdomen, should I wait to sweat him out or try to extract him? I can still see part of his leg….

  8. You can rest a six pack on her ass when she’s standing up…

  9. D4P

    “Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!?”

    I’m just gonna throw some words out to see if they ring any bells.

    Ice cream. Chips. Candy. Cookies. Croissant. Mocha frappuccino.

  10. D4P

    “Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!?”

    I’m just gonna throw some words out to see if they ring any bells.

    Ice cream. Chips. Candy. Cookies. Croissant. Mocha frappuccino.

  11. OctoMom

    if by “six pack abs” you mean “a nigger to piss on her” then, yes, she wants six pack abs.

  12. Zanna

    @7 – if you can still see part of his leg, what are you worried about?

  13. Mother of the Year

    I just left my 4 month old on the edge of the pool while I ran inside to get more ice for my Margarita…..

  14. Zanna

    That two pack she has under her boobs looks like boob reflection.

  15. Jeezy

    DO NOT WANT.

  16. p0nk

    i’ve got cold-case abs. i don’t see the big deal.

  17. Jrz

    Do you think it’s ever occurred to Kim Kardashian that she’s useless?

  18. Jrz

    Did Zanna just say that Kim Kardashian is hiding Tupac under her boobs?

  19. p0nk

    not entirely useless, as a prototype for a self-cleaning toilet, there’s some promise.

  20. t-pain

    six-pack four-pack you already know that i’m in love with your stomach

  21. t-pain

    six-pack four-pack you already know that i’m in love with your stomach

  22. t-pain

    six-pack four-pack you already know that i’m in love with your stomach

  23. Zanna

    Way to go, T-pain.

  24. Amy

    Ummm, yeah…those are called the bottom part of your ribs, Kim. Nice try. I have those…and I DON’T have abs.

  25. I betcha Bruce is all over that.

  26. Anybody else notice the guy has a boner?

  27. KK GO AWAYKGOAWAY

    OH PLEASE KIM, WE ALL KNOW YOUR “HARD WORK” IS ACTUALLY JUST LIPO.

  28. Minty

    @26 haha :) Didn’t catch my eye until you mentioned it

  29. Minty

    @26 haha :) Didn’t catch my eye until you mentioned it

  30. jdisse

    how much is this site getting paid to put up stories about this woman? does anyone in the world care about her besides the superficial?

  31. SpaWeek

    Did you see her terrible suburn??? Lets band together and help the poor girl out. http://www.spaweekblog.com/?p=1875

  32. SpaWeek

    Did you see her terrible sunburn??? Lets band together and help the poor girl out. http://www.spaweekblog.com/?p=1875

  33. cavy

    She looks pretty damn good from the pic above. At this point, anyone who hates on Kim is just jealous and if they’re men, they’re not getting any and are hating on women…

  34. Rhialto

    I bet if she doesn’t work out then she turns into one big skippy ball within a month.

  35. Kels

    And I want a million dollars, life sucks.

  36. Jamie's Uterus

    Lipo, of course, and you have abs drawn (or sprayed) on yourself. Please, this piss loving bitch is sloppy as hell.

  37. TheJoker07

    I want to lick her butt crack. Yummy.

  38. She looks good as she is, she’s just wimping out by giving in to the pressure to be skinny.

  39. Tom K

    She is looking better and better! I don’t why people think shes ugly, she’s hot.

  40. Tom K

    She is looking better and better! I don’t why people think shes ugly, she’s hot.

  41. Tom K

    She is looking better and better!

    I don’t why people think shes ugly, she’s hot. I have not a bad word to say about her right now ………yes even though she dates black guys, I can still admit shes hot. lol

  42. A six pack in front and a case of 24 in back!

  43. ~

    shes yummy

  44. “MENTAL FOOD” is everything, folks!!

  45. miss priss

    6 pack or not, she’s still very pretty. Its impossible to be a woman with a BODY without cellulite. Yeah you may give her shit for having pictures retouched but I got news for you all those pictures you jacked off to of celebrities were retouched too. So get over it.

  46. miss priss

    6 pack or not, she’s still very pretty. Its impossible to a woman with a BODY without cellulite. Yeah you may give her shit for having pictures retouched but I got news for you all those pictures you jacked off to of celebrities were retouched too. So get over it.

  47. khole

    she is about to sell some exercise video so she lost weight to give herself some credibility . I mean she has no talent and will take a dollar to sell ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING.

    Oh and upper abs always have less fat on them. The fact is she had a really fat lower belly and that you can’t just snap your fingers and say be gone even after working out for 1 whole month kim. stupid

    Sad

  48. khole

    oh by the way how is she she is developing “6 pack abs” BUT her chest and butt are the exact same size. 99% of people lose weight over all but not kim its magically only on her stomach and thighs hummm shady

  49. .

    48 Like your name sake Khloe Kardashian you are a butterface and are jealous of Kim hahahahaha

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