Kim Kardashian wants six-pack abs

April 17th, 2009 // 54 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted the above pic on her blog from an upcoming Muscle and Fitness photo shoot. She’s claims she’s on her way to six-pack abs which means scientists must have developed a version of Photoshop that works on real life. Otherwise, you got me:

Alright guys, I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it’s paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way of course.

While I admire Kim’s dedication to physical fitness, maybe she should invest a little time and effort in CHANGING A FUCKING LIGHT BULB. I mean, Jesus, it’s like this picture was taken in the Batcave. Is she trying to hide someth- Oh, I get it.

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Comments (54)

  1. Carmelita Spats | April 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    1st

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  2. Heidi Montag | April 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Thanks for ruining my day with yet more news about this far ass urine fetishist.

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  3. Huckleberry Hashimoto | April 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    She is just soo soo sooo stooopid.

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  4. Heidi | April 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    I meant fat, but far works too, given how far Kim’s buttocks extend into space.

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  5. Jrz | April 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Six pack abs and a 40 gallon ass.

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  6. hacksaw | April 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  7. Best Mother Ever | April 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Uhhh my 4 month old has become trapped in the folds of my lower abdomen, should I wait to sweat him out or try to extract him? I can still see part of his leg….

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  8. RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    You can rest a six pack on her ass when she’s standing up…

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  9. D4P | April 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    “Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!?”

    I’m just gonna throw some words out to see if they ring any bells.

    Ice cream. Chips. Candy. Cookies. Croissant. Mocha frappuccino.

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  10. D4P | April 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    “Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!?”

    I’m just gonna throw some words out to see if they ring any bells.

    Ice cream. Chips. Candy. Cookies. Croissant. Mocha frappuccino.

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  11. OctoMom | April 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    if by “six pack abs” you mean “a nigger to piss on her” then, yes, she wants six pack abs.

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  12. Zanna | April 17, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    @7 – if you can still see part of his leg, what are you worried about?

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  13. Mother of the Year | April 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    I just left my 4 month old on the edge of the pool while I ran inside to get more ice for my Margarita…..

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  14. Zanna | April 17, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    That two pack she has under her boobs looks like boob reflection.

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  15. Jeezy | April 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    DO NOT WANT.

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  16. p0nk | April 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    i’ve got cold-case abs. i don’t see the big deal.

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  17. Jrz | April 17, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Do you think it’s ever occurred to Kim Kardashian that she’s useless?

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  18. Jrz | April 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Did Zanna just say that Kim Kardashian is hiding Tupac under her boobs?

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  19. p0nk | April 17, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    not entirely useless, as a prototype for a self-cleaning toilet, there’s some promise.

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  20. t-pain | April 17, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    six-pack four-pack you already know that i’m in love with your stomach

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  21. t-pain | April 17, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    six-pack four-pack you already know that i’m in love with your stomach

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  22. t-pain | April 17, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    six-pack four-pack you already know that i’m in love with your stomach

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  23. Zanna | April 17, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Way to go, T-pain.

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  24. Amy | April 17, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Ummm, yeah…those are called the bottom part of your ribs, Kim. Nice try. I have those…and I DON’T have abs.

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  25. GuyHolly | April 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    I betcha Bruce is all over that.

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  26. Matt | April 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Anybody else notice the guy has a boner?

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  27. KK GO AWAYKGOAWAY | April 17, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    OH PLEASE KIM, WE ALL KNOW YOUR “HARD WORK” IS ACTUALLY JUST LIPO.

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  28. Minty | April 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    @26 haha :) Didn’t catch my eye until you mentioned it

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  29. Minty | April 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    @26 haha :) Didn’t catch my eye until you mentioned it

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  30. Blah Girls! | April 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    She looks great!

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  31. jdisse | April 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    how much is this site getting paid to put up stories about this woman? does anyone in the world care about her besides the superficial?

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  32. SpaWeek | April 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Did you see her terrible suburn??? Lets band together and help the poor girl out. http://www.spaweekblog.com/?p=1875

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  33. SpaWeek | April 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Did you see her terrible sunburn??? Lets band together and help the poor girl out. http://www.spaweekblog.com/?p=1875

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  34. cavy | April 17, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    She looks pretty damn good from the pic above. At this point, anyone who hates on Kim is just jealous and if they’re men, they’re not getting any and are hating on women…

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  35. Rhialto | April 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    I bet if she doesn’t work out then she turns into one big skippy ball within a month.

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  36. Kels | April 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    And I want a million dollars, life sucks.

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  37. Jamie's Uterus | April 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Lipo, of course, and you have abs drawn (or sprayed) on yourself. Please, this piss loving bitch is sloppy as hell.

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  38. TheJoker07 | April 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    I want to lick her butt crack. Yummy.

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  39. Charley Kane | April 17, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    She looks good as she is, she’s just wimping out by giving in to the pressure to be skinny.

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  40. Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    She is looking better and better! I don’t why people think shes ugly, she’s hot.

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  41. Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    She is looking better and better! I don’t why people think shes ugly, she’s hot.

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  42. Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    She is looking better and better!

    I don’t why people think shes ugly, she’s hot. I have not a bad word to say about her right now ………yes even though she dates black guys, I can still admit shes hot. lol

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  43. joy | April 17, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    A six pack in front and a case of 24 in back!

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  44. ~ | April 17, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    shes yummy

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  45. gerard Vandenberg | April 18, 2009 at 12:32 am

    “MENTAL FOOD” is everything, folks!!

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  46. miss priss | April 18, 2009 at 1:43 am

    6 pack or not, she’s still very pretty. Its impossible to be a woman with a BODY without cellulite. Yeah you may give her shit for having pictures retouched but I got news for you all those pictures you jacked off to of celebrities were retouched too. So get over it.

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  47. miss priss | April 18, 2009 at 1:50 am

    6 pack or not, she’s still very pretty. Its impossible to a woman with a BODY without cellulite. Yeah you may give her shit for having pictures retouched but I got news for you all those pictures you jacked off to of celebrities were retouched too. So get over it.

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  48. khole | April 19, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    she is about to sell some exercise video so she lost weight to give herself some credibility . I mean she has no talent and will take a dollar to sell ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING.

    Oh and upper abs always have less fat on them. The fact is she had a really fat lower belly and that you can’t just snap your fingers and say be gone even after working out for 1 whole month kim. stupid

    Sad

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  49. khole | April 19, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    oh by the way how is she she is developing “6 pack abs” BUT her chest and butt are the exact same size. 99% of people lose weight over all but not kim its magically only on her stomach and thighs hummm shady

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  50. . | April 19, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    48 Like your name sake Khloe Kardashian you are a butterface and are jealous of Kim hahahahaha

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