Kim Kardashian really wants me to make a salad tossing joke

Sticking closely to the Paris Hilton playbook she smuggled in her ass all those years ago, a lingerie-clad Kim Kardashian appears in the latest Carl’s Jr. commercial promoting their new salad. Of course, no one will ever order one after, no joke, seeing the dressing suggestively equated with semen. I mean, let’s be realistic, Tom Cruise doesn’t seem like the fast food type and Lindsay Lohan is carrying her last nickel around in her shoe.