Kim Kardashian really wants me to make a salad tossing joke

December 22nd, 2009 // 104 Comments

Sticking closely to the Paris Hilton playbook she smuggled in her ass all those years ago, a lingerie-clad Kim Kardashian appears in the latest Carl’s Jr. commercial promoting their new salad. Of course, no one will ever order one after, no joke, seeing the dressing suggestively equated with semen. I mean, let’s be realistic, Tom Cruise doesn’t seem like the fast food type and Lindsay Lohan is carrying her last nickel around in her shoe.

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  1. gen

    @43

    You are a disgusting person.

  2. Hugh Gentry

    I would toss her salad every night. She’s so god damn sexy. I’m a sucker for a big booty and luscious tits.

  3. I just recently found out who kim kardashian is and damn she is smoking! I wanted to know where i can find the best hot pictures of her online

  4. I just recently found out who kim kardashian is and damn she is smoking! I wanted to know where i can find the best hot pictures of her online

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  5. she really looks amazing!! you should all be ashame of speaking like this about kim, you can tell she is such a nice girl with a natural beauty and a great body!!

    kim, i love you!

  6. Ann

    Great news!

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  8. laurente

    Kim is a big plastic ho
    she has absolutely no talent
    on dancing with the stars she could barely walk , let alone move
    no sex appeal
    she couldn’t even move her hips to get it on with a guy
    she has no talent
    boring fake plastic gal
    yikes sick of this
    will not give Carl Jr’s my biz now

  9. laurente

    Kim is a big plastic ho
    she has absolutely no talent
    on dancing with the stars she could barely walk , let alone move
    no sex appeal
    she couldn’t even move her hips to get it on with a guy
    she has no talent
    boring fake plastic gal
    yikes sick of this
    will not give Carl Jr’s my biz now

  10. James

    Looks delicious. And the salad looks good too.

  11. Milandir

    This can only be expressed through Haiku

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  12. dontlooknow

    I never knew salad could be so vulgar. I think I’ll have soup instead.

  13. candicane

    kim is hte most vapid, talentless waste of space. why doesnt she just go away?

  14. Sammy

    #55

    Yeah nice girls do porn with their boyfriends and then make a million dollars out of it. The only people that like Kim are ignorant people who have nothing better to do with their time and men with a fat fetish for short chicks.

  15. PsyKo

    Holy Cleavage, Batman!

  16. Travis

    If she started eating salads daily with low fat salad dressing and quit eating her fried foods then she might have a chance at being a fit female instead of fat, but she has no discipline. There’s no hope for her big fat ass, so she will have to continue to wear butt girdles and photoshop.

  17. havoc

    That was HOT as fuck…..

    .

  18. Kelly

    Love her skin color.
    It’s perfect!
    Not pasty white or dark.

  19. Deon

    I’d eat her “salad”.

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  21. to tell you the truth, among all the kardashian sisters, i think she looks the prettiest. i think that she’s a mommy too, well that’s 5 thumbs up for a beautiful mommy. she has this exceptionally beautiful facial outlook which makes her so attractive. and with such large eyes it’s pretty hard not to miss ‘not-looking’ at her.

  22. panda

    #71..

    Kim is not a mother

  23. Kim, Hi. Don’t let all the bad comments bring u down but instead let them build u up as long as u do the right thingz at the right time. Take care en Merry Chrirtmas to u en all yo family memberz. Peace Out! Lusaka-Zambia.

  24. Kim, Hi. Don’t let all the bad comments bring u down but instead let them build u up as long as u do the right thingz at the right time. Take care en Merry Chrirtmas to u en all yo family memberz. Peace Out! Lusaka-Zambia.

  25. Kim, Hi. Don’t let all the bad comments bring u down but instead let them build u up as long as u do the right thingz at the right time. Take care en Merry Chrirtmas to u en all yo family memberz. Peace Out! Lusaka-Zambia.

  26. James

    Yeah, I just get a kick out of watching the all-too-excited commenters bust out their tired old “OMG, she’s fat! Just like everyone else in America!!!!1!! Because Americans are fat!!!111!!”

    Is there like, an anti-America Special Forces (read: “special”) that goes around to every half-assed pop blog and posts comments about how fat and stupid Americans are? Are some of them secretly self-hating Americans? Who knows.

    LOL.

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  28. SUZIE

    |kIM don t have to do something other than beeing nude

    It works for her and good for her she is becoming billionnaire without doing something

    A whore is in this case very lucratif

    Why would you like her to do something else ? She is not stupid to do something she cannot succeed on it

    This is how the business can succeed.

  29. suzie

    Who said that only talented poeple can succeed

    The showbusiness is not about the talent

    it s all about who can make public pay to see talent or not talent

    Who can make poeple pay and eat salad imagining that they are with a beautifull girl and the imagination of sleeping with her or eating with her worth the money the public pay

    this is the law of advert
    SHE MAKE POEPLE SPEND MONEY TO SEE HER SHE IS BLESSED BY GOD

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  33. SUZIE

    She is a celebrity

    a reality show celebrity

    but she is a celebrity

    she is known by million of personn in the world and it sufisant to make her a celebrity

    and of course she is making money a lot of money

    God loves her,

    she perhaps have a hidden talent but this talentS are not the ones who give her money like the nude and the letargique way to talk that make her worth a billion
    She is not the first women to make money and to be a celbrity with nude

    For me she is not a whore cause she is making money with his image not physicly sleeping like a whore.

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  35. I’d pee in her butt.

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  37. You know Kumdumpster won’t stop with that salad. Actually I believe that salad alone is about 460 calories with 1 pack of RV dressing.

    @ 2 – “i guess we already know her favourite dressing”
    Discount Rappers Delight? 8P

    @ 13 – “We don’t have Carl Jr’s Up here in MN, is it any good?”
    I think it’s Hardees.

    @ 37 – “I would stick my tongue so far up her ass…” that it got Ray J all over it.

    @ 84 – She’s a celebrity because of a fornication tape (1 Corinthians 6:18-20). Which god are you talking about?
    http://www.dianedew.com/adulforn.htm

  38. @ 55 – “you can tell she is such a nice girl with a NATURAL BEAUTY”

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Loco X Kim, Master of Sarcasm!

    Actually I can tolerate Kim better than Paris. Kim speaks coherently and seems relatively polite.

  39. AMO

    That’s not even her real face. She needs to stop getting plastic surgery and fillers b/c it’s starting to look unatural. And she also needs to stop lying to her family! Did you see the last episode of her show? She’s terribly selfish!

  40. whaaat

    When did food commercials become soft porn?! What’s wrong with this world…

  41. Kim is truly a sexy beauty I must say . She is truly appealing I must say. The way she is eating chicken salad is really arousing and erotic . This babe is having the body like fire.

  42. very nice photos. she looks great

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