Sticking closely to the Paris Hilton playbook she smuggled in her ass all those years ago, a lingerie-clad Kim Kardashian appears in the latest Carl’s Jr. commercial promoting their new salad. Of course, no one will ever order one after, no joke, seeing the dressing suggestively equated with semen. I mean, let’s be realistic, Tom Cruise doesn’t seem like the fast food type and Lindsay Lohan is carrying her last nickel around in her shoe.
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Anon | December 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm
…Eeewww.
kaylia | December 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm
i guess we already know her favourite dressing
kk | December 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
whore whore whore
mike | December 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm
DOES SHE DO ANYTHING BESIDES GET NAKED?
Crusty | December 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Girl is smoking hot..
Drew | December 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm
“Hey, I’m a nobody that has done nothing of importance in my life, pay attention to me.”
whatever | December 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Neat freak? I don’t think someone who likes to get peed on qualifies as a neat freak.
l;l | December 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm
nasty whore
jnn | December 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Disgusting
cbgb | December 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
these kardashians are disgusting
Naked Joe | December 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I’ve got an extra batch of umm… salad dressing… ready for you, Kim.
OPS | December 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I’d blow buttermilk ranch all over her.
Dipstix Crew | December 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
We don’t have Carl Jr’s Up here in MN, is it any good?
stinkfist | December 22, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Oh yeah she eats TONS of salad
Champ | December 22, 2009 at 1:39 pm
‘I am a neat freak – but you can PISS all over me if you want.”
Rod | December 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm
“she’s disgusting” -any troll who has time to write something on this site is already a zitfaced hoser who damn well knows they’d nut all over her, ..you too, fatties!
Rough4life | December 22, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Superb move by Carl’s Jr’s marketing team, never hear of em before…I wonder if she can make crochet in a rocking chair appear sexy…
ya | December 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I am going to Carl Jr’s. NOW.
coolio | December 22, 2009 at 1:57 pm
she is only concerned with getting attention. slut.
ken ortega | December 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@#12
I want to do that to Kim!!!
Dr. | December 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I would toss her salad all-day, ever day.
But let’s not forget about those boobs. And what about the STI?
Dr. | December 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Hot.
cheezbox | December 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I’d pay $10000 to toss that salad, easy.
gen | December 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Yea Audrina did one of these too. And she’s still forgettable. Why do only non-celebs do this?
Delgo | December 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Arm the Salad Shooter
Jax | December 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Why no fork? No one eats like that. Stupid commercials.
brandy's brother | December 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
why is she eating salad with her fingers?
jiz | December 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Beautiful lady with a most salad-tossable ass.
WE LOVE PEEN! | December 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm
PENIS PLEASE!
? | December 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm
kim: mom, look what i can do!
kris: good job honey! taking your clothes off is what gets you places!
Richard McBeef | December 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@24 – derrrrr.
Juice | December 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I eat salad with my fingers…
Never been peed on though.
Beautiful but bitter | December 22, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@15 – ROFLMAO
It’s so true. I’m still waiting for the Respect tattoo.
M | December 22, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Did anyone notice that the pillow behind her looks like a massive ass? :)
J | December 22, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Next week Superficial will host the Saladfart video.
? | December 22, 2009 at 3:41 pm
LOL – M i did notice that. it totally looks like a giant ass behind her.
A | December 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I would stick my tongue so far up her ass…
Tofu | December 22, 2009 at 3:50 pm
This reminds me of the PETA commercial that was considered too sexy. The only difference is the women were not large size models like Kim. Glad to see Kim promoting a salad.
Tofu | December 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I forgot to add that the PETA commercial was considered too sexy and was banned from TV.
the truth | December 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm
kim is an engagement ring away from being morbidly obese. look at the jiggle on those arms.
Des | December 22, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I hope this commercial encourages overweight people like Kim to eat more salads and lose the fat. Be sure to use low calorie dressing.
steph | December 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm
When did salad become a finger food?
Tabasco | December 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
We all know that only spades frequent Carl’s Jnrs… Why not have a nigger lovin’ Kardashian promoting the place? This bitch is so dam nasty… the amount of dick that’s entered her is ridiculous.
Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) | December 22, 2009 at 6:50 pm
The PETA add wasn’t “too sexy”, it was deliberately tacky, obvious and in poor taste. They don’t have Super Bowl spot money; they submitted something they knew would be rejected and then tried to turn *that* into press. Simulating masturbation with a cucumber (or zucchini, or whatever it was) was never going to air. PETA members can suck it, hypocritical assmunches.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm
When has this piss loving fat assed skanked up slut ever eaten a salad? Never in her life! Give this bitch more fries and her usual double cheeseburger to keep her ass fat. Oh wait, sorry, she’s ‘curvy’….., code word for FAT.
So sad we had to lose Brittany Murphy, and this horrid no talent pig still continues to skank up the earth with her vileness.
samburinya | December 22, 2009 at 7:18 pm
who hates the salads???????????????
erin | December 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm
all you people calling her fat are full of shit. she’s disgusting because she’s a shameless, worthless famewhore but she sure as fuck isn’t fat.
http://www.topnflnews.com/ | December 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This woman has absolutely no talent. I saw her on “DWTS” acouple of seasons ago & for all her physical atributes she was stiff & awkward in her dancing. Recently she appeared on one of the “CSI” clones & there her “acting” skills were on a par with her dancing skills. If not for cable & the internet Ms. Kardashian would in no way be considered a “celebrity”.
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valentines day presents | December 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Is there anything else that she does apart from flaunting her bare body. Now am tired of these pics.