Kim Kardashian’s run on Dancing with the Stars has come to an end already. She was surprisingly voted off last night considering followers of the show believed Cloris Leachman, who had the lowest score, would get the boot. E! Online reports:
Tonight’s send-off was most definitely a family affair…Kim and her partner Mark Ballas were up against Cloris and her partner, Corky, who is Mark Ballas’ father. And at the end, Kim took the news like a champ, mentioning it was the fifth anniversary of her own father’s death, and she was sure he’d be proud of her.
“This was a huge challenge for me,” Kim tells us tonight. “Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”
Wow, Kim loses to old-as-hell Cloris Leachman then brings up it’s the anniversary of her father’s death. Of course, it is. Jesus. I swear, Kim has three boilerplate responses to bad news:
1. It’s the anniversary of my dad’s death.
2. I’m just trying to be a good role-model to my little sisters Kylie and Kendall.
3. Don’t come back in this bedroom until you finish that Big Gulp.
NOTE: Video of Kim and Mark dancing to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” after the jump.
youuuuuuuuuuuu cannnnnnnnnn seeeeeeeeeeeeee herrrrrrrrrrrrrr BUTTPAD THROUGH HER PANTS.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
I’ve never heard her speak before.
Looks pretty good, sounds like Paris.
Off the list as of now. Unless I’ve got a spare sock to hand.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper’s cock on video. Wow, real skills there.
Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.
#4 hahahha yeah.
Really, call something a mambo and then dance it to Sir Mix a Lot? good grief.
Should’ve been Cloris Leachman. Kim had so much potential. I’ve lost what little respect I ever had for this show.
She basically just pranced around with no personality, energy or excitement. Her sex tape was just as dull. She just wants to stand there, do nothing, and win. I think its great an 82 year old got further than her.
I guess its back to being a human urinal cake? When will the next sex tape be ‘found’…by her mother and sold on the internet?
Kim is famous for her butt girdles. Kim should have wore tight dresses that expose her butt girdle. People were only interested in her to see what type of butt girdle she was wearing. Other than that, Kim is a worthless no talent media whore.
Wow, her dad was one of OJ’s original “Dream Team” lawyers, eh? He died five years ago of cancer I think it was; so that means he’s been gobbling Satan’s cock for a long time now. Oh my!
Love you’re show Kim-Kim!
@ #50 if that ever happens, you better have a towel ready.
She cried when they voted her off. Aww, poor little skank.
@ 35 &43…
Just wait until your dumb fucking asses are implanted with our US made chips you fucking idiot cunts then we will see how much you like our “fat and ugly” country. You wont talk shit about us after we fucking own your ass.
wow 6’2 huh…YOU ARE A DUDE OBVIOUSLY.
who WISHES he has fucking tits because he cant touch his mothers anymore.
Oh and Kims big ol booty is obviously fake….since…ITS GONE IN THESE PICS.
Get a grip you fucking idiots.
The big gulp part was way too funny. The “dancing”, not so funny.
Well there goes my reason for watching the show.
@ 61
lol first off if im a dude you was sucking my dick and balls last nite biatch!, i let you figure the shit out…. im just a really tall woman you cunt, yes ive played sports all my life. no im not a dyke im bi so that makes me part time dyke, not that it matters im married, and it goes down in the sack the more the merrier. and its apparent that you have a little dick, never even fucked anything aside from your preadolescence palms and and possess this potent Napoleon complex, since your foolish to believe women taller than you are men, note that i most likely can beat your ass like one, know that i have ovaries lol, im sexy and you couldnt even taste my shit. im sorry your dick is two inches. however i will take the option to cosign that kims body is all fake, and that americans are fucked if this is all were focused on. and hell if this economy and nuke threats doesnt bury america first ill hola about that brain chip your discussing. Ps you make a pretty little bitch. next time raise you hand to speak. you enjoy your pearl necklace? it was fitting on you
@ 61
lol first off if im a dude you was sucking my dick and balls last nite biatch!, i let you figure the shit out…. im just a really tall woman you cunt, yes ive played sports all my life. no im not a dyke im bi so that makes me part time dyke, not that it matters im married, and it goes down in the sack the more the merrier. and its apparent that you have a little dick, never even fucked anything aside from your preadolescence palms and and possess this potent Napoleon complex, since your foolish to believe women taller than you are men, note that i most likely can beat your ass like one, know that i have ovaries lol, im sexy and you couldnt even taste my shit. im sorry your dick is two inches. however i will take the option to cosign that kims body is all fake, and that americans are fucked if this is all were focused on. and hell if this economy and nuke threats doesnt bury america first ill hola about that brain chip your discussing. Ps you make a pretty little bitch. next time raise you hand to speak. you enjoy your pearl necklace? it was fitting on you
Sooo, whose remaining then?
It’s alright Kim, there’s always the O.J. Jury, there will always be a place for you there.
You go girl.
“This is the fifth anniversary of my fathers death, and I guess that’s probably for the best because this was just one more way I would have disappointed him, and I think he would have surely died of shame by now anyway, if he could see what I’ve become. At least I’m not Khloe, though.”
Oh yes, the day that sleazy defense attorney who helped OJ Simpson and other rich guilty people like him get off innocent finally died of cancer like he deserved should be a holiday. Maybe there is a God after all…
I’m glad she cried, too. =D
Some women can look smokin’ hot in jeans. Obviously some can’t.
Plus…
she smells like urine
she’s a mudshark
she has no talent whatsoever
she has huge, nasty flabby, flapjack ass and her feet are like cow hooves
she’s a dumbass
The Kardashian skanks are looking into new ways to scam people out of their money. But they’re too good to have to work. As in jobs.
There’s nothing hot, or special, about the cow aka Kim Kardashian. She thinks she has legions of adoring fans that will carry her through life and send her money to live like a rock star all her life. The sisters too.
Their father hit it big as an attorney and if the girls had a work ethic they would have attended law school, or medical school. Or high school even. I’d be shocked to learn the girls actually graduated from high school. Too much work for the lazy slobs.
I hope the 3 fat nasty Kardashian skanks read the messages loke these, or have a child read to them.
Why is everyone so angry lol I could never get even slightly worked up over any celebrity, much less Kim Kardashian.
I am 24, 105 pounds, 5’7 with full perfect natural C’s – I think she has an amazing body and I would die to look like her (and I am a model). Calling her fat is hilarious to me! Those of you who make those comments are so fat and deperate -
I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble but feom running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don’t think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.
I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble but feom running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don’t think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.
I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble butt from running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don’t think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.
I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble butt from running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don’t think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.
She’s got some smokin’ hot curves.
#78 – Jaimee
Get at me, I have a fetish for shapely white women. Trust that I know there are exceptions to that common stereotype!
SHE CANT ACT SHE CANT DANCE SHE CANT SING BUT I BET SHE CAN SUCK