Kim Kardashian’s run on Dancing with the Stars has come to an end already. She was surprisingly voted off last night considering followers of the show believed Cloris Leachman, who had the lowest score, would get the boot. E! Online reports:
Tonight’s send-off was most definitely a family affair…Kim and her partner Mark Ballas were up against Cloris and her partner, Corky, who is Mark Ballas’ father. And at the end, Kim took the news like a champ, mentioning it was the fifth anniversary of her own father’s death, and she was sure he’d be proud of her.
“This was a huge challenge for me,” Kim tells us tonight. “Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”
Wow, Kim loses to old-as-hell Cloris Leachman then brings up it’s the anniversary of her father’s death. Of course, it is. Jesus. I swear, Kim has three boilerplate responses to bad news:
1. It’s the anniversary of my dad’s death.
2. I’m just trying to be a good role-model to my little sisters Kylie and Kendall.
3. Don’t come back in this bedroom until you finish that Big Gulp.
NOTE: Video of Kim and Mark dancing to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” after the jump.
bri | October 1, 2008 at 10:53 am
first?
someguy | October 1, 2008 at 10:54 am
FIRST.
C ya fat ass.
ghjf | October 1, 2008 at 10:54 am
ha ha porky!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | October 1, 2008 at 10:59 am
It’s now 100% proven that she sucks in bed.
grobpilot | October 1, 2008 at 11:00 am
“Finish that big gulp”. Funny stuff. And appropriate.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | October 1, 2008 at 11:02 am
Does this mean that we’ll see her poop for sale on eBay again?
SaraDevil | October 1, 2008 at 11:03 am
And sadly, she never really learned how to shake that ass!
kerri | October 1, 2008 at 11:05 am
A funny review I read yesterday which pretty much sums up everything we all feel toward her…
And then there’s Kim Kardashian. Of all the people who have ever been passed off as “stars” who are not “stars,” none is less of a star than Kim Kardashian, who has a reality show about herself but has no other conceivable excuse for “stardom.” The transforming of oneself into a gossip brand in spite of having no actual claim on anyone’s attention is an old game now, but the world already has a Paris Hilton, and is already trying to make her go away. Kardashian is likely to be slightly less obnoxious than Ross and will probably stay longer, but the encouragement of her rise to inexplicable fame is the show’s biggest misstep of the year, in terms of its obligations as a citizen of the world.
Rough Daddy | October 1, 2008 at 11:06 am
There’s not an area on that body I wouldn’t probe!
Lulu | October 1, 2008 at 11:18 am
Ugh… barf me a river.
hellcat1983 | October 1, 2008 at 11:21 am
I actually had the misfortune of watching that episode because I normally love dancing shows. OMG what an embarassment! My dog can shake his ass better than that and it’s not even the size of a hot air baloon either. I mean how hard could it be, the thing probably wobbles like mad anyway just by walking!
Mike Oxbhig | October 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
Ahhh. Such a beauty. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.
gerard Vandenberg | October 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
NO THANKS…………………………….I’ll walk, folks!!
I remember Hedonistica | October 1, 2008 at 11:29 am
Let’s face it; dancing with the stars is a popularity contest among second-rate celebs. This is proof that KK is not relevant, and we should stop talking about her. So she has a great big ass? Aren’t we over it by now?
sameshitdifferentyear | October 1, 2008 at 11:29 am
This news is very disappointing.
I really wanted to find out how much of that weather-balloon ass she was going to shave off, by actually exercising for the first time in her barely-justifiable life.
Well, off to the donut-store she goes.
IKE | October 1, 2008 at 11:31 am
She should have shown her ass off more. She might have gotten more votes. The ass is the only reason that she was on there.
I’m just saying, maybe a butt cheek slip every now and then, and I might have dialed in for her. c’est la vie.
Giggles | October 1, 2008 at 11:33 am
Who?
Erica Lew. | October 1, 2008 at 11:34 am
That was fucking horrible.
Slut | October 1, 2008 at 11:35 am
Oh no! Don’t worry Kim….you didn’t get to work that ass off…..Maybe a sale at Lane Bryant will cheer you up!
havoc | October 1, 2008 at 11:43 am
Hottest chick on the planet.
No justice! No Peace!
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Kim Kardashian | October 1, 2008 at 11:48 am
My pussy smells like two lawn and leaf size garbage bags filled with large curd cottage cheese.
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Grunion | October 1, 2008 at 11:51 am
And in one fell swoop DWTS food budget was cut nearly in half….
Grunion | October 1, 2008 at 11:51 am
And in one fell swoop DWTS food budget was cut nearly in half….
Kim Kardashian | October 1, 2008 at 11:51 am
My pussy smells like poop and my butthole smells like pee. What is happening?
scooby | October 1, 2008 at 11:57 am
wow, she looks great. too bad she’s out.
mamadough | October 1, 2008 at 12:03 pm
dancing the mambo to fucking rap? i think lawrence welk just rolled over in his grave and sir mix-a-lot is loading his gun. Jesus, the dog show is more exciting that this shit.
Jackson | October 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Hopefully we will be seeing less of the no talent porn star media whore Kim Kardaskank. She is not wearing her super girdle today.
HorribleJudgment | October 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm
So people finally couldn’t take it anymore. The fat rolls bouncing around on their screens had caused them to vomit enough. My question is, when will Kim Kardashian realize that she is FAT and vomitous, and not just in her ass?
Needledick The Bug Fucker | October 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm
She’s a {{creepy-fuck}}
But even Creepy Fucks can be fun fucks
will | October 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Jackson, I thought you killed yourself……dammit.
hollywood_hillbilly | October 1, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Douchie, stop pretending.
Rough Daddy | October 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm
HIllbilly=seeking rough’s attention,,,,just like a bitch!
hollywood_hillbilly | October 1, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Douchie = seeking the penisballs. Just like the self hating, log cabin republican he is.
Miss | October 1, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Have you American women looked in the mirror lately? most of you are fat and if your skinny there is no difference in inches from your waist to hip, not to mention a flat ass. who are you kidding? i went to college in the states and your women are so unattractive, it’s very rare to see an attactive one with a nice figure…this is a fact.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm
@25…I’m sorry but that’s just funny shit.
Effyeray | October 1, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Just die already you fug pornwhore, America, with the exception of a few faggots and tubby bitches, hates your fat ass. Time to go back to getting filmed suckin some murderer’s lil bro’s mudstick, or you could just die. Please die.
gaBS | October 1, 2008 at 1:05 pm
That song is really appropriate haha.
Too bad it sucked.
MAJOR LOL! THANKS! | October 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm
37
MAJOR LOL! THANKS!
Winston | October 1, 2008 at 1:15 pm
35
It is rare in the US to see females of all ages with a nice fit body and no cosmetic surgery. Most get breast implants like Kim and rely on body shapers.
JILLIAN | October 1, 2008 at 1:17 pm
size 27 in her dreams
JJ | October 1, 2008 at 1:28 pm
#35
You are the same fat chicks that hates skinny and fit chicks.
finally | October 1, 2008 at 1:28 pm
@ miss
honey im 6.2 35 26 38 im sure thats a bit of a difference and im not fat bitch and yes ive got a bubble butt that doesnt sag i was born with it honey i need not purchase the goods. im 23 and my tits are c cups and look amazing im so sorry but kim is not the shit so get out her ass crack already without her makeup the bitch looks busted and resembles a two dollar prostitute. thank you come again. she cant dance or fuck. i felt like calling her ass up when i saw the tape and give her sex advice because she just sat there like a victim/ killer whale. and yes i can dance. no im not hating on her because of reggie. the man is whack this season his chedder aint sittin that high. and apparently hes pussy whipped by expired pussy so that means his dick game aint too tough ya dig? sir mix alot should have executed that hoe on the spot. and guess why she cant shake that ass america? its fake!! GASP!! duh if that was her shit she could made one ass cheek jump no prob, her ass would jiggle when she walks, not sit there like a pound of silicon putty. so really get a grip on worshiping people like christ, love your self and respect those who earn it. stop being to retarded. im glad the bitch cried. and i hope she plays her self out to the point she disappears forever
haha | October 1, 2008 at 1:32 pm
she have ass only for show. She can’t move it. Time for that ‘spic to get the fuck out.
TheJoker07 | October 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
@ finally aka #43
Pics? anyone can type numbers up but where’s the pics to prove it?
E. Norma Stitz | October 1, 2008 at 1:57 pm
She had no business on that show to begin with. 300 lb-er Warren Sapp gets around much better ’cause he has less blubber.
KK = LARD ASS, MUDSHARK
Mic | October 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm
#43
I’m sure you look hot but 38 inch hips on a short chick like Kim would be considered fat.
Hank | October 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm
#43
You sound like a sexy amazon! I’m 6’5 and you woud be perfect!
Narcissist | October 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She says this was the best experience of her life? Even better than being pissed on by a D-list rap star wannabe and then being pimped on tape?
FACE | October 1, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I still dream of having her bare ass fart directly into my face with my nose and lips about 1 inch from her anal cavity.
miles | January 27, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Please take them off the air all of them SPECIALLY KIM
miles | January 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm
She cant act She cant dance she cant sing i wonder if she can suck maybe