Kim Kardashian trying on clothes. Because why not?

March 13th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian trying to squeeze her breasts into an outfit while shopping in LA yesterday. All too often, we only focus on Kim’s ass and ignore the fact that she’s also sporting an ample rack. Today, I’d like to remedy this egregious situation by saying “Kim, nice tits.”

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Photos: Fame

  1. Richard McBeef

    Girdle

  2. ilaini

    hey am I first?

  3. yummo

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  4. KK GO AWAY

    OH WOW, KIM IS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES AGAIN. WHAT A BIG SURPRISE!

  5. gits

    Fat, hairy, and conceited – what’s not to like?

  6. danny

    yuck, man faced, hairy, fat, stinky sandnigger.

  7. HATE THIS CHICK

    CAN THIS TALENTLESS WHORE JUST GO AWAY PLEASE?

  8. Farmer John

    gits, you sound like a woman full of jealousy. Dont worry, with alot of hard work and major miracles of surgery, you can look like Kim too.

  9. HATE THIS CHICK

    CAN THIS TALENTLESS WHORE JUST GO AWAY PLEASE?

  10. Any reason to run pics of Kim is good enough reason for me. She’s a goddess.

  11. Any reason to run pics of Kim is good enough reason for me. She’s a goddess.

  12. titsonsnack

    Get rid of the skanky background, buncha fuckin dogs in heat.

  13. Any reason to run pics of Kim is good enough reason for me. She’s a goddess.

  14. Bailey

    That outfit is straight out of the 1980′s.

  15. boo

    #15 you beat me to it. It looks like my prom dress from 1985

  16. Her body defies the laws of physics.

  17. Holyfuck

    I don’t care what decade it comes from, that is the worst looking thing I have ever seen anyone wear.

  18. joho777

    Kim Kardashian always looks to me like she is coated with a thin layer of machine oil.

    I’d have to wash her down with full strength ammonia before you could get me to touch her.

    And didn’t she get breast implants some time ago?? Or was that butt implants? No, I’m sure I read that she had breast implants.

  19. Anus Licker

    Deadliest catch, without the crabs, were almost out of gas, call the arabs

  20. #19

    lol, youd probably have to wash yourself into a new body n face to have a chance with her anyway. shes a celebrity because of the fat on her backside. youre “joho777″ from “the internets.” youre a beggar, not a chooser.

  21. SATAN

    i’d fuck her ass til it looked like one of the cannons aboard the Spanish Armada

    SATAN’S BACK

  22. F. Scott Fitzgerald

    What, no assless chaps?

  23. Lowlands

    Is there anything else she’s doing? Must be a boring life.

  24. Sauron

    ZZZZzzzzzzz

  25. wettster

    Errr WTF is she wearing? That looks a lot like something Alien Spice would wear.

    With fashion sense like that, I should let her know I’ve got a used garbage bag full of wet newspapers if she’s interested.

  26. jt

    mother of god, she’s got beautiful tits. just lemme smell em. just smell em, please?

  27. A NONNY MOUSE

    id like to remedy your egregious face with my german sheppard…but only for your use of my name in your *sexy* “word of the day”…

  28. A NONNY MOUSE

    id like to remedy your egregious face with my german sheppard…but only for your use of my name in your *sexy* “word of the day”…

  29. BEtty

    Because it’s like the only thing she knows how to do. She is completely vapid.

  30. Dorito Man

    Boner shrinker. I’m sorry Kim, you don’t do a thing for me. You look like a self obsessed shit.

  31. Darth

    Lousy sex and ZZZZzzzzzzz

  32. KK

    Her armpit is flubbing over the side of the dress. Sad. Why doesn’t someone tell her she’s embarrassing herself?

  33. Zanna

    urbansandman….have mom make you decaf or go play WOW and be mad at superfish…putting up pics of her is only promoting her show.

  34. wettster

    Who is she?
    Is this the chick who got pissed on by some black d00d?

  35. sushi

    She’s got a body built for fucking.

  36. Vickyy v

    stopp hatin on her you guys are just jealous and don’t you guys have better things to do?…i think she is gorgeous

  37. dude_on

    I’m not a fan of KK per se, in terms of admiring her, but she does have nice tits.

  38. Sauron

    She has a great feminine body.Will my hands fit her cheeks??

  39. Erect

    A woman of her size makes my normal to above average penis look small.

  40. Fati

    OMG, that ass does NOT look good in tights!

  41. AirMail

    Perhaps urine is a good tit and ass fertlizer.

  42. BEtty

    “She’s got a body built for fucking.”

    Literally. It was BUILT by plastic surgeons.

  43. KKGoAWAY

    DOES THIS SLUT DO ANYTHING BESIDES SHOP AND HAVE SEX?

  44. SHE IS SO GROSS

    EWW, IN THE 7TH PIC, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DIAPER ON.

  45. Hulagurl23

    After putting up all those keeping up with the kardashian ads i don’t know why the Fish bothers to post more stories about her, it’s obvious that she’s paying for media exposure on this site. Fish you are a SELL OUT!
    People PLEASE STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS! if you stop commenting on Kim K stories, they will stop posting about her. Im asking everyone to please boycott all Kim Karsdashian stories!
    and this is the last time i will ever comment on one of her posts!

  46. Simultaneously fulfilling their need for retail therapy and pampering in the same afternoon, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday (March 12).

  47. Geez shes beautiful. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.

    Speaking of shit, whats with the nappy headed hoes in the advertisement? They look for sale and make me think of what a modern day slave auction at the Slave Market in Charleston would resemble.

    AHHhhhhh the good ole days.

  48. ItsFullOfPoop

    Somebody needs to call those Monsterquest guys and tell them where this clan of Sasquatch are living.

    Beverly Hills deserves to be rid of this menace

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