Kim Kardashian trying on clothes. Because why not?

March 13th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian trying to squeeze her breasts into an outfit while shopping in LA yesterday. All too often, we only focus on Kim’s ass and ignore the fact that she’s also sporting an ample rack. Today, I’d like to remedy this egregious situation by saying “Kim, nice tits.”

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Comments (71)

  1. Richard McBeef | March 13, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Girdle

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  2. ilaini | March 13, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    hey am I first?

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  3. frankie | March 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    firstt

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  4. yummo | March 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  5. KK GO AWAY | March 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    OH WOW, KIM IS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES AGAIN. WHAT A BIG SURPRISE!

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  6. gits | March 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Fat, hairy, and conceited – what’s not to like?

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  7. danny | March 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    yuck, man faced, hairy, fat, stinky sandnigger.

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  8. HATE THIS CHICK | March 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    CAN THIS TALENTLESS WHORE JUST GO AWAY PLEASE?

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  9. Farmer John | March 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    gits, you sound like a woman full of jealousy. Dont worry, with alot of hard work and major miracles of surgery, you can look like Kim too.

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  10. HATE THIS CHICK | March 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    CAN THIS TALENTLESS WHORE JUST GO AWAY PLEASE?

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  11. Urbanspaceman | March 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Any reason to run pics of Kim is good enough reason for me. She’s a goddess.

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  12. Urbanspaceman | March 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Any reason to run pics of Kim is good enough reason for me. She’s a goddess.

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  13. titsonsnack | March 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Get rid of the skanky background, buncha fuckin dogs in heat.

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  14. Urbanspaceman | March 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Any reason to run pics of Kim is good enough reason for me. She’s a goddess.

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  15. Bailey | March 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    That outfit is straight out of the 1980′s.

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  16. boo | March 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    #15 you beat me to it. It looks like my prom dress from 1985

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  17. Rachael | March 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Her body defies the laws of physics.

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  18. Holyfuck | March 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    I don’t care what decade it comes from, that is the worst looking thing I have ever seen anyone wear.

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  19. joho777 | March 13, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Kim Kardashian always looks to me like she is coated with a thin layer of machine oil.

    I’d have to wash her down with full strength ammonia before you could get me to touch her.

    And didn’t she get breast implants some time ago?? Or was that butt implants? No, I’m sure I read that she had breast implants.

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  20. Anus Licker | March 13, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    Deadliest catch, without the crabs, were almost out of gas, call the arabs

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  21. lulz o clock | March 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    #19

    lol, youd probably have to wash yourself into a new body n face to have a chance with her anyway. shes a celebrity because of the fat on her backside. youre “joho777″ from “the internets.” youre a beggar, not a chooser.

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  22. SATAN | March 13, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    i’d fuck her ass til it looked like one of the cannons aboard the Spanish Armada

    SATAN’S BACK

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  23. F. Scott Fitzgerald | March 13, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    What, no assless chaps?

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  24. Lowlands | March 13, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Is there anything else she’s doing? Must be a boring life.

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  25. Sauron | March 13, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    ZZZZzzzzzzz

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  26. wettster | March 13, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Errr WTF is she wearing? That looks a lot like something Alien Spice would wear.

    With fashion sense like that, I should let her know I’ve got a used garbage bag full of wet newspapers if she’s interested.

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  27. jt | March 13, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    mother of god, she’s got beautiful tits. just lemme smell em. just smell em, please?

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  28. A NONNY MOUSE | March 13, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    id like to remedy your egregious face with my german sheppard…but only for your use of my name in your *sexy* “word of the day”…

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  29. A NONNY MOUSE | March 13, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    id like to remedy your egregious face with my german sheppard…but only for your use of my name in your *sexy* “word of the day”…

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  30. BEtty | March 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Because it’s like the only thing she knows how to do. She is completely vapid.

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  31. Dorito Man | March 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Boner shrinker. I’m sorry Kim, you don’t do a thing for me. You look like a self obsessed shit.

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  32. Darth | March 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Lousy sex and ZZZZzzzzzzz

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  33. KK | March 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Her armpit is flubbing over the side of the dress. Sad. Why doesn’t someone tell her she’s embarrassing herself?

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  34. Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    urbansandman….have mom make you decaf or go play WOW and be mad at superfish…putting up pics of her is only promoting her show.

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  35. wettster | March 13, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Who is she?
    Is this the chick who got pissed on by some black d00d?

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  36. sushi | March 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    She’s got a body built for fucking.

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  37. Vickyy v | March 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    stopp hatin on her you guys are just jealous and don’t you guys have better things to do?…i think she is gorgeous

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  38. dude_on | March 13, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    I’m not a fan of KK per se, in terms of admiring her, but she does have nice tits.

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  39. Sauron | March 13, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    She has a great feminine body.Will my hands fit her cheeks??

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  40. Erect | March 13, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    A woman of her size makes my normal to above average penis look small.

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  41. Fati | March 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    OMG, that ass does NOT look good in tights!

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  42. AirMail | March 13, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Perhaps urine is a good tit and ass fertlizer.

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  43. BEtty | March 13, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    “She’s got a body built for fucking.”

    Literally. It was BUILT by plastic surgeons.

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  44. KKGoAWAY | March 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    DOES THIS SLUT DO ANYTHING BESIDES SHOP AND HAVE SEX?

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  45. SHE IS SO GROSS | March 13, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    EWW, IN THE 7TH PIC, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DIAPER ON.

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  46. Hulagurl23 | March 13, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    After putting up all those keeping up with the kardashian ads i don’t know why the Fish bothers to post more stories about her, it’s obvious that she’s paying for media exposure on this site. Fish you are a SELL OUT!
    People PLEASE STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS! if you stop commenting on Kim K stories, they will stop posting about her. Im asking everyone to please boycott all Kim Karsdashian stories!
    and this is the last time i will ever comment on one of her posts!

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  47. Jake MakeMoney | March 13, 2009 at 10:35 pm
  48. Jake MakeMoney | March 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Simultaneously fulfilling their need for retail therapy and pampering in the same afternoon, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday (March 12).

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  49. Mike Oxbhig | March 13, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Geez shes beautiful. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.

    Speaking of shit, whats with the nappy headed hoes in the advertisement? They look for sale and make me think of what a modern day slave auction at the Slave Market in Charleston would resemble.

    AHHhhhhh the good ole days.

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  50. ItsFullOfPoop | March 13, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Somebody needs to call those Monsterquest guys and tell them where this clan of Sasquatch are living.

    Beverly Hills deserves to be rid of this menace

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