Kim Kardashian tries on clothes, fondles her breasts (Think Christmas morning but ‘assier.’)

July 29th, 2008 // 125 Comments

“Does this make my butt look big?”

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  1. Que

    Que looking better!

  2. Que

    Que changed my mind!

  3. Did the shop sign a waiver on the stretch marks her bulbous rump will leave in those tight dresses?

  4. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Butt-Pad

  5. She is really looking hard for fabric that won’t stain when pee’d on.

  6. PimpMammaM

    Go away already, please!

  7. I really want to hold and just kiss those TITS, YOUR ASS INCLUDING!!

  8. Racer X

    With an ass like that she looks good in anything!

    /KiKa is a modern-day-goddess

  9. beefytee

    I will finally say it…Girlfriend needs to lose a few. and dress a little classier. I think she looks great in the longer things, nasty in the shorter things

  10. vg

    i now call that ass parade

  11. Hater

    She could be perfect, but she fucked a nigger and that disqualifies her forever….

  12. hausfrau

    “Does this make my butt look big?”

    Uh, yeah.

  13. Deacon Jones

    *biting fist*

    I would literally murder someone for her just to hit that.

  14. nobody

    this is clearly staged, how the heck would they get such good shots??

  15. JimmyBachaFungool

    She is incredibly hot. Her ass is munchable. Imagine ending it by giving a facial to this exotic woman.

  16. Mike

    Picture #13………Proof of the fake ass. You can see some shit in that dress that is making her ass bigger. Look at her ass closely there is something in that dress that isn’t supposed to be.

  17. Kim

    That ass is defying gravity. Anything fatty that sticks out that far should be sagging a little. If she’s not wearing a butt pad, she is definitely wearing some majorly supportive undergarments!!!!

  18. coffeebean

    Just another typical fat assed mexican whore.

  19. Jeniffer

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*** for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  20. dogonabone

    Cow. I mean FAT COW.

  21. Kim

    Mike #16.

    I think what you are seeing is her thong digging into her upper cheek. Which makes my theory wrong, if all she is wearing is a thong!

  22. Jenipurrr

    I’m all for having a big booty. I mean no reason to be a twig. If everyone was a twig, then no one would suffer to eat 100 calories a day to fit into that size 2 just so you wouldn’t feel inadequate when you look at the Victoria Secret catalog.
    What I’m not sure I’m for is having a bum that defies all human logic. I mean…I’ve seen this thing in a bikini…it’s not a bum pad…it’s her butt…her REAL butt. What sort of sick cosmic joke has been played here? How can she sit on a toilet properly? For that matter…how can she wipe said bum after attempting to sit on a toilet properly.

    On a positive note, she is the person to hold onto if every lost at sea. Those rear placed fun bags are sure to float you to safety.

  23. Kathleen

    I don’t know…
    Pic 13 is definitely all wrong.
    Why doesn’t she just let her ass be? Without the butt pads?
    She’s already a curvy, sexy woman without them.

  24. Lee

    Her ass is reminiscent of a cartoon, no? It just doesn’t make sense…it can’t be real, it just can’ t be.

  25. MIKE

    FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You should post something about Picture #13, so that Kim herself can make a public statement about it. Let’s see how she explains that nasty ass picture? You know she reads what you post as she about had a fit when you said something about her ass once anyway.

    DO IT!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!

    LET’S SEE WHAT SHE SAYS OR HOW SHE EXPLAINS IT!!!!!!!!!

  26. twzzlrgirl

    #12

    I’d have to answer her, “No, it’s not the dress that makes your butt look big!”

  27. Deacon Jones

    @22 and 24

    I’m telling you, she has ass implants. I was in Brazil for two weeks and theyre as common as tit implants up here, its hilarious. Their asses look like shelving, you can balance a glass of water on them, no shit.

  28. Sloane

    I like those knit dresses she’s trying on, but she does look a bit fat in them. She should go up a size.

  29. Alicia

    She should avoid the sweater-like material she’s trying on in most of these pics… the only outfit she looks good in is in pics 6 & 7 (even with the sales clerk trying to pull it down in the back). She’s not fat, she’s not skinny… she’s just right, given her voluptuous build.

  30. Karma

    Its too bad that her ass looks like a moon because she actually has a pretty face….esp in these pics with her hair tied back – but nobody’s looking there :P

  31. Cattyluo

    It’s incredible !Her plump body is found on ***MILLIONAIRE4ME.COM ***She is shoping with madness.There is a man follow her.Who is it ?More details were found on above site.

  32. Sport

    Get a job, whore.

  33. CJ

    Implants. No other reason to purposely choose clothing that clings like plastic wrap to the body!

  34. A

    After seeing these pictures there is no doubt in my mind that she is the sexiest women in the world. Her ass is the absolute best ass ever on a celebrity

  35. Annette Smythe

    Pictures 9 and 10 should be captioned, in this order, “Circus” and “Tent”. Has she never heard subrule (a) of the Horizontal Stripe Code: “No one on earth shall ever, ever wear sparkly gold stripes against a white background, regardless of whether said stripes are horizontal, vertical or any damn direction at all, EVER, EVARRRR!!!!!!”

    I guess not.

  36. huddy

    I don’t care what anyone says,

    FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Kim's a Worthless No Talent Butt Girdle Wearing Loser

    KIM’S A WORTHLESS NO TALENT SELF ABSORBED FAT CHICK THAT WEARS A BUTT GIRDLE.

    NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT KIM AND HER GIRDLE.

    ALL FAT CHICKS WEAR GIRDLES.

    KIM’S A WORTHLESS NO TALENT SELF ABSORBED FAT CHICK THAT WEARS A BUTT GIRDLE.

    NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT KIM AND HER GIRDLE.

    ALL FAT CHICKS WEAR GIRDLES.

    KIM’S A WORTHLESS NO TALENT SELF ABSORBED FAT CHICK THAT WEARS A BUTT GIRDLE.

    NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT KIM AND HER GIRDLE.

    ALL FAT CHICKS WEAR GIRDLES.

    KIM’S A WORTHLESS NO TALENT SELF ABSORBED FAT CHICK THAT WEARS A BUTT GIRDLE.

    NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT KIM AND HER GIRDLE.

    ALL FAT CHICKS WEAR GIRDLES.

  38. JJ

    I know why her ass is so big- to balance her boobs so she doesn’t fall over.

  39. Nikon

    #27

    Kim’s ass is too big to get butt implants. Implants are only for small females and not big fat females like Kim. Kim has a big fat square ass and there is nothing surgery can do about it. This is why Kim wears butt girdles and relies on Photoshop to improve her wide ass. Kim is nothing without her girdles and Photoshop.

  40. Anwar

    #29

    You must be fat like Kim. But hey I love fat chicks and fat chicks are always trying to deny being fat like you. I wish Kim would not wear her girdle. I love to see big fat butts like Kim’s shake like jello when they walk. Kim is fat and just right if you have a fat fetish like me.

  41. veggi

    Duh, she’s got butt implants. Duh, again. Tards. Male-to-female transsexuals often get them and look the same way, because the butt curve is way out of proportion with the rest of the body. Take a look at your dads and you’ll see what I mean.

  42. Annie

    People should stop saying Kardashian is fat, she’s a very pretty lady! Her curves are a bit ridiculous yes, but they definitely are real. I have a big but myself, combined with this tiny waist, so it is possible to be built like her. I use to hate my bubble butt, but Kim showed me that curves are nice to look at :)
    Stop being mean y’all.

  43. Skullball

    Uhmmm….Can someone tell me what in the hell this chick has done to deserve ANY attention? I’m serious, I have no idea! Is this another Parasite Hilton rich kid?
    I could set my beer and a ham sandwich on that back shelf.
    Anyway, I wonder how many toilet seats she’s broken by landing that 747 of an ass on them?

  44. MIKE

    #42………you stupid shit. Look at Picture #13, there is the proof you need.

    NOT REAL!!!

    Wake and smell the shit in that fake ass.

  45. coffeebean

    There are no implants, there is no pad, it is FAT. If you have an ass like Kim’s, you don’t have nice curves, you have a FAT ass. What you are seeing in pic 13 are shadows on her FAT ass. Big fake tits, big natural FAT ass.

  46. dianne

    She is such a slut. You can just tell. I can’t believe she’s famous for sucking Ray-J’s cock on camera. She should be ashamed of herself. And whats even more disgusting, is how desperate she is to be famous. Gross.

  47. Harry Ballzck

    My Fucking God What A *PIG*

  48. AJ

    #42

    Kim looks like she has a tiny waist only because her hips are 40 plus inches. 40 plus inches on any body is fat/big. Kim does not have a bubble butt like you, Kim has a big fat wide butt and wears girdles to try to get a perky bubble butt and instead her girdle butt looks big and unnatural. Kim knows the only way she can get in the media is to wear her girdle butt because she looks like a freak and Kim has no talent and does no charity to get in the media in a positive way. So now you like your bubble butt because Kim wears butt girdles; you need to get some self esteem Annie.

  49. Pat

    She shouldn’t be mocked for being fat, because she isn’t (she’s a little chubby/lumpy…of course, she’ll be fat soon enough). She should be mocked for turning her body into a sex cartoon for drooling classless men, like the ugly monkeys she fucks (exclusively, so keep dreaming, lil’ white boys).

  50. nipolian

    Kim’s slogan should be “Buttocks by Chalupa”

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