The Kim Kardashian buttpad issue has resulted in tons of e-mail. One in particular is from a reader who allegedly works in the modeling industry and says that padded underwear is not uncommon. So, pretty much, we’ve all been drooling over foam panties. I, honestly, don’t have a problem with that. Here’s what Izzy has to say:
She’s 5’3 with 39-40 inch hips, she’s NOT fat, has a small waist and Huge curves specifically on her breast and butt. All natural? I don’t think so. I do some modeling and I know side angles can do wonders for your butt but this girl has implants and I’ve seen many here in Miami. It’s almost as common as getting your boobs done, they also sell padded underwear with silicone inserts who want to go even larger.
She wears fake lashes and heavy makeup,so she strikes me as the type of person who’s very much into her physical appearance. So my honest opinion is that she’s had work done to her top and bottom but in all fairness a lot of people get plastic surgery,if it makes them happy, go for it.
Reading between the lines and pulling from my own ass(!), Kim Kardashian’s butt is more or less a philosophical issue. If you want it to be a sign of her girth, then peace be with you. If you want it to be the zenith of ass awesomeness, then peace be with you and, also, don’t touch anything on my desk. In fact, here’s some hand sanitizer. You go now.
Cuntychops | May 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
FIRST!
who gives a fuck about this fat bitch’s butt?
cassie | May 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i have butt implants.
cassie | May 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i have butt implants.
cassie | May 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i have butt implants.
cassie | May 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i have butt implants.
Megan | May 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
first.
annnnd
hot damn! who would want an ass that size?
fuck you all | May 28, 2008 at 3:06 pm
smelly gypsy whore
ph7 | May 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm
She wear a girdle with foam.
It’s made her a lot of money.
She better bank it, because it’s going to be hard to ride that train (pardon the pun) for very long.
michelle | May 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I love Kim but I believe she’s had some implants. Take her picture from her sex tape and put it next to her body now. Her butt and boobs and like 3-4x the size they were in that sex tape. Like the bikini scene where she lifts her sarong thats definetly not the same butt!!
izzy | May 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm
my best friend has this same body type, small waist and big booty. she is just lucky. i’ve know her forever – it’s real. however she did get her boobs done, because usually when ur butt is that big, ur chest is small.
michelle | May 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I love Kim but I believe she’s had some implants. Take her picture from her sex tape and put it next to her body now. Her butt and boobs and like 3-4x the size they were in that sex tape. Like the bikini scene where she lifts her sarong thats definetly not the same butt!!
heather | May 28, 2008 at 3:12 pm
give me a break.
she doesn’t have implants… i think there are just some flat assed flat chested jealous bitches on this site.
nipolian | May 28, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I am not saying that she is fat or not fat….but if you want to see a picture of her bare ass without any photoshop or airbrushing just click on my name……then you can judge for yourself.
alex | May 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm
shes armenian
belive me i have been there ( im russian ) and girls have that type
Trover | May 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Let’s just light her fake tits and her butt pad on fire and watch her melt. That would make her show worth watching for once.
Shecky Vegas | May 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm
She wears fake eyelashes and heavy makeup, that surprises anyone?? Hah, the one time she tried to remove it all, Kim found another painting underneath. OHooooo.
Doc | May 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm
No woman in their right mind would get butt implants to have a huge wide butt like Kim and no doctor would put butt implants this big on a person. Kim gained too much weight and had a pear shaped body (big butt, big hips, big thighs, and small on top.) Instead of eating right and exercising; Kim is lazy and got implants to improve her figure. She has a big fat saggy cellulite butt and relies on girdles and photoshop to improve her figure. Kim makes fat chicks feel good about themselves and this is why some chicks on this site feel the need to defend Kim. Kim is around 45 pounds overweight on a small 5’3″ petite frame how huge! Kim has gotten fatter and her hips look like they are a size 44!
Fumus | May 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Wow, superficial is the news day really that slow that you are milking the stories, this is a repost! It’s a repost c’mon, what is that…you could have posted about all kinda of crap! I mean, Ashley Harkleroad is the first tennis play to be posing naked in playboy and we get double dip of the same Kimtastic story!? What gives fishy?
In related news, my penis is rock hard again and I can’t get up from my desk. DAMN YOU KIMASS!!
Famous Plastic | May 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm
It took you this long to figure out that Kim wears padded panties + girdles?
Bebe | May 28, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Any smart person would know that her ass is fake.
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jazzhands | May 28, 2008 at 3:35 pm
You’re quoting some readers guess on this???????????????? Wow, fish, that sure is retarded.
Jackson | May 28, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Kim Kardaskank is a big fat no talent worthless media whore like anorexic Paris Herpes. Her butt is so big, cellulite, saggy, wide, and gross for a petite frame and short female. The paps like taking pictures of her freaky girdle butt pads because it is like watching a freak show. Show me an attractive fit female with anybody type to make my day.
Jimbo | May 28, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I would have to agree with myself on this point. What point I am glad you ask?
The big point on top of my head dumbells.
Fumus | May 28, 2008 at 3:40 pm
22,
I love Fish, they could write whatever and I read it because it totally hilarious and I love this website. It’s just I know they love Kim crap because it gets their website crazy illmatic mad traffic! So I am sure Mr.Fish was like, hmmm…”I could totally search for more stories today, and buy some pictures of some actresses in Bikinis…hmmm…but I’m lazy, what’s a way that I could not buy more pictures or do more research for celeb news…and still get lots of hits…aha! I’ll rehash old news with some user comments, GENIUS!!!”
blah-bloo-blow | May 28, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I’d still put it in her.
never seen her show
could care less if they’re fake
I don’t even care if she smells bad
I’d still like to break her vagina
snarky | May 28, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Michelin Man has a big booty
Karen | May 28, 2008 at 3:47 pm
http://www.talkmarket.com
justkeepin-it-real | May 28, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I think there are ALOT OF HATERS out there, All you models that look like you are sick and haven’t eaten in years, and all you UGLY people who get NO PLAY from anyone, are just really sad and need to knock someone else to feel better about yourself. Get OFF Kim K. and get a life, Just be glad that someone can make TONS of money on their beauty alone.
justkeepin-it-real | May 28, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I think there are ALOT OF HATERS out there, All you models that look like you are sick and haven’t eaten in years, and all you UGLY people who get NO PLAY from anyone, are just really sad and need to knock someone else to feel better about yourself. Get OFF Kim K. and get a life, Just be glad that someone can make TONS of money on their beauty alone.
Superevil | May 28, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Who gives a flying fuck?
RCA | May 28, 2008 at 3:53 pm
It’s not so much a “butt-pad” as that is reserved for American Rules Football…as much as it is a “GIRDLE” which is reserved for Armenian chicks with more bounce to the ounce and more meat on her bones than a Bacon-Nater!
PS: I’d bang her silly. SILLY I SAY!!!
Amber | May 28, 2008 at 3:54 pm
The dress Kim is wearing is by Herve Leger. It’s a line of “bandage dresses” that are designed to suck-in and uplift. The thick material would be why you don’t see her cellulite. She openly admits she has tons of cellulite. In fact, on an episode of her reality show she goes to get her cellulite treated and they show her ass (which is very clearly ample). She’s a curvy girl, period. The term “hourglass figure” had to come from somewhere. Lest we forget the sirens of back in the day were quite curvy and not rail thin i.e. Marilyn Monroe had a huge rack and substantial hips. Butt pads? Nope. Implants? Highly doubtful, or she’d be trying to get her cellulite sucked out left and right. If that were the case she wouldn’t be talking about all of her cellulite. She’s cool with her body. Let it be.
Doc | May 28, 2008 at 3:56 pm
#33
Most Americans are not anorexic, but overweight like Kim. Kim was once a petite female, but she gained a lot of weight, and now she has fat curves and flab. Nobody in their right mind think Mary Kate Olsen or Nicole Ritchie are sexy because they have eating disorders. Any male or female is stunning in my opinion when they are attractive, have tight toned bodies, and have a healthy body weight unlike fat lazy Kim. We should be encouraging Kim and all the other fat Americans to start eating right and exercising regularly. We should not encourage people to over eat and rely on implants, various cosmetic procedures, photoshop, and girdles like Kim. See how Kim looked before she got her fat curves and flab.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants
Gil | May 28, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I am sick of fat Americans trying to redefine what fat is. It has gotten to the point that fat is not fat unless one is 40 pounds or more overweight depending on where the fat is. Fat Americans would rather make excuses for themselves and other fat Americans because they are lazy and do not have the discipline to eat right and exercise regularly.
Sarie | May 28, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Her ass might be fake, but I can tell you that it is not impossible to have an ass that huge. Whatever model that was that made the comment doesn’t know what real women should look like and has no idea what real curves are! My hips are 43 inches around and I’m 5’3 and I sure the hell am not fat.
A | May 28, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Oh please… foam underwear? I doubt that.. it would take too long for her to take off her clothes to have sex.
There is no way in hell she could fit that much foam into the ass of her pants and not have the jeans be too big around her waste. What a crock. Who the hell wants a fat ass. It’s not sexy. In fact nothing about her is sexy.
hacksaw | May 28, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I’d hit it.
Bubble Butt | May 28, 2008 at 4:07 pm
37
Kim has to wear foam underwear to hide her dimples and cellulite. It also helps to make her butt look freaky perky instead of her usual wide saggy big butt. I would be depressed if I had an huge ugly fat butt like Kim. You will never catch me wearing foam underwear because I eat right and work out regularly unlike big butt cellulite Kim.
Uncle Eccoli | May 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@7
You took the words right out of… er, off of my fingertips! I’ll add camelface, though.
Yikes! | May 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I’m 5’3″ and my hips are size 34. I can’t imagine having huge size 42 hips like Kim! Yikes!
Hourglass Shape | May 28, 2008 at 4:28 pm
#33
How to determine an hourglass/curvy female figure:
Bust and hips are basically the same circumference. The bust can be up to 1″ larger than the hips. The waist is 10″ or smaller than the bust. For example 34 bust, 24 waist, and 34 hips would be an hourglass/curvy figure.
Kim is definitely not an hourglass/curvy figure because her bust is size 36 and her hips are a huge 42 inches! When your hips are bigger than your bust; you are fat and Kim got implants to fix her fat pear shape body.
fygu | May 28, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Watch her sextape free at youporn.
dude | May 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Do you guys have any idea how bad a wet Armenian smells?
How many times will I ask this same question?
Until someone answers me!
As for hairy hobags like Kim, damn, that is a mess under those clothes. I dated an Armenian girl for awhile….They have crotch pimples, ingrown pubes from shaving that form into zits, and DAMN, the puss that oozes from the zits has it’s own hair! Dem chicks is hairy!
sla | May 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
#13 — Good one.
Terry | May 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
It is so obvious she wears butt pads. Look at how tiny and petite Kim was before she got fat. She had a flat butt back then and now she has a big wide saggy butt.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants
Look how weird her butt looks in this pic. You can tell she is not wearing butt pads but a girdle and you can see her dimples and cellulite! Gross!
Kim is basically a big fat joke and a worthless no talent media whore.
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/04/15/paris-hilton-dishes-kim-kardashian-cottage-cheese-butt/3741/
Terry | May 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
It is so obvious she wears butt pads. Look at how tiny and petite Kim was before she got fat. She had a flat butt back then and now she has a big wide saggy butt.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants
Look how weird her butt looks in this pic. You can tell she is not wearing butt pads but a girdle and you can see her dimples and cellulite! Gross!
Kim is basically a big fat joke and a worthless no talent media whore.
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/04/15/paris-hilton-dishes-kim-kardashian-cottage-cheese-butt/3741/
Terry | May 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
It is so obvious she wears butt pads. Look at how tiny and petite Kim was before she got fat. She had a flat butt back then and now she has a big wide saggy butt.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants
Look how weird her butt looks in this pic. You can tell she is not wearing butt pads but a girdle and you can see her dimples and cellulite! Gross!
Kim is basically a big fat joke and a worthless no talent media whore.
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/04/15/paris-hilton-dishes-kim-kardashian-cottage-cheese-butt/3741/
oakling | May 28, 2008 at 4:37 pm
i want to see a multi-level pyramid marketing scam based on the incredible money-making possibilities of padded underwear.
havoc | May 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
That’s the only photo? I need a variety of whacking off material dammit.
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