Kim Kardashian surprisingly welcome around copy machines

June 9th, 2008 // 106 Comments

Kim Kardashian stopped by Kinkos yesterday and, frankly, I’m amazed they let her in the door. Allow me to do the math: Kim’s ass + photocopier = ink tsunami. But I’m sure Kinkos has awesome insurance which is just off camera. Namely an entire SWAT team, Captain Ahab and a guy in a spacesuit holding fried Oreos holy shit she’s trying to sit! Ahab, HARPOON POWER!

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  1. Letty

    #86

    I am 5’2″ and use to have to stay at 100 pounds or else I would start gaining on my stomach. I got tired of being on a strict diet and had cosmetic surgery like Kim. But I got lipo on my stomach and Kim got breast implants. I now do not gain weight on my stomach but everywhere else and I love it. I am now 108 pounds and feel great. My measurements are 34C-24-33. I could not imagine having size 42 inch hips like Kim. This is why I exercise regularly and maintain a healthy weight. You will never ever see me covering up my butt at the beach or pool.

  2. Silvia

    @@101

    I had a similar situation like you. I would make sure my clothes were loose around the waist like Kim, so I would not get the tummy flab hanging over. I know when Kim wears tight clothes, she wears the full body shaper like me. When I wore swim suits my stomach looked flat because it was not binding my waist. I know Kim has flab on her stomach but she does the same thing I do to not make it obvious. I saw a picture of Kim wearing a one piece and she had some serious tummy flab.

  3. Diana

    wtf? why are you all saying shes fat? shes not fat. yeah, she has a big ass but shes NOT fat and shes gorgeous. fuck off. pretty soon every single fucking girl in this world is going to commit suicide if shes not 90 damn pounds because thats obviously what you all seem to think is BEAUTY. FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS.

  4. ~R~

    Okay I would so go and reply to every HATE comment you guys have posted but I don’t have that kind of time people. Quit with the HATE comments….she is beautiful and has a beautiful family. She wears what she wears cause she CAN and doesn’t need the approval of any of you. She, in no way has to explain how she makes her money nor how she spends it. IT”S HERS! Whether she donates it to charity or spends it on herself is none of YOUR business. Her taste in men or the decisions she makes don’t concern you so quit acting as if she owes some sort of explanation for every move she makes. LET IT GO! Why CAN’T she be blessed with a beautiful body without a bunch of people moving their mouths? You know why? Cause the world is full of JEALOUS people….yeah I said it! Whether she is fat, skinny, fake, real, etc….IT DOESNT FREAKIN MATTER! If you’re SO TIRED of hearing about her and seeing her everywhere like you claim to be ….THEN QUIT TALKING ABOUT HER! You yourselves are the ones keeping all this alive cause you have no life and want to be in hers. LET IT GO ALREADY DAMN!

    And for all you people that think it’s KIM writing this cause in your sorry excuse of a brain, think no one on earth could possibly like her….wrong! Now get off the computer and go do something productive!

  5. Kym

    Why is she still sporting that old ass LV bag like it’s the latest thing out?

  6. Mine

    Never once did I say anything positive or complimentary about Kim K. I am saying that YOU Jackson are a DUMBASS. Period. Note that YOU are the only person I am addressing because YOU are a retarded dickface. Yeah Yeah Yeah Kim is a skank yadda yadda yadda. But must you post the same thing under different names? Really? how retarded are you? You are just some French Canadian asshole with an English dictionary and no common sense.

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