Kim Kardashian stopped by Kinkos yesterday and, frankly, I’m amazed they let her in the door. Allow me to do the math: Kim’s ass + photocopier = ink tsunami. But I’m sure Kinkos has awesome insurance which is just off camera. Namely an entire SWAT team, Captain Ahab and a guy in a spacesuit holding fried Oreos holy shit she’s trying to sit! Ahab, HARPOON POWER!
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veggi | June 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm
FIRST you worthless n i g g e r s!
moka | June 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm
moka rules
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Figure she’d go to KINKos.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:08 pm
@veggi
You wanna walk down the street and yell that??
Didn’t think so.
Famous Plastic | June 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
That girl is such an attention whore. I’m going to go ahead and put on 10 pound of makeup and $100,000 in jewelry to make a run to Kinkos. Don’t forget to call the paps!
veggi | June 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Sure, I’ll do that – what’s your corner, again?
veggi | June 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
awwww, my racist troll returns!!
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:12 pm
*crickets*
britney's weave | June 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
tell me again why this big-assed bitch has taken over the superficial…?
Kris Clover | June 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Shutty
Cindy | June 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
#9 – because in reality there’s no moderator.
(you were talking about Danielle, right?)
Deadbeat Mom | June 9, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I bet she looks ugly naked.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Stop being jealous of me and get a life of your own. I like, totally get why Paris Hilton has haters.
sportsdvl | June 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Still wondering why we get this fat ass every day on here……
Oh, #1 – you are a douche bag.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
@13.
Wow, so somebody actually has the audacity to troll ME?? Sigh.
@11. You try SO hard to have humor, and yet you fail. Maybe you should draw from inspiration. Say, a mirror perhaps?
deacon jones | June 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
The best part about this bitch will be the day she realizes she’s old and flabby and paps stop following her. Total fucking meltdown
Really | June 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Not that it applies to this thread, but as a group can we decide to bury the following responses. In no particular order:
My eyes, my eyes!
I just threw up in my mouth.
Any Shitney/Cheetos references.
Any attempt at Shitney-speak hick writing.
TCLTC is still encouraged.
Please add to the list as you deem appropriate.
D | June 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I’d let her come over and play kinko’s with me. My face can be the xerox machine. You know where I’m going with this. No? Ok, let me spell it out. I wish to perform cunnilingus/analingus on her. Yep, that’s right. I chow down on her backside like it was an all you can eat butt-buffet. I’d bury my tongue so deep in her hot wet butthole she’d squirt her love juices all over me. Then we could have intercourse. Then a cheseburger.
Auntie Kryst | June 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm
What is Keem doing at a Kinkos??
A) Making posters for her garage band’s show this weekend.
B) Printing her skateboarding fanzine.
C) Making copies of her resume.
D) Counterfeiting currency.
The answer is D of course, because gypsy whores are conniving thieves.
NO | June 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Shes fat, but she does have a pretty face. She just needs to loose weight and shut her mouth and then everything would be perfect.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hell, my ass was that big in third grade. The guy who might have been my father said guys would like it, but he was always smelling his fingers when he said it so I didn’t really believe him.
Jrz | June 9, 2008 at 2:43 pm
here’s a scary vision…….Kim Kardashian and Danielle riding on a bicycle built for two wearing thongs….
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@21.
…you couldn’t at least TRY to be convincing?? I mean, that is just gross.
I swear, you crackers have the oddest sense of humor.
Lame Trolls | June 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Damn. The trolls are more lame than usual. Oh yeah, schools out so now we’ll have an entire summer of stupid posts from frustrated pimply little nerd boys.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Yeah, my comment @23 is directed at #22 as well.
Jrz | June 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Not my fault you have a huge ass….put the Checkers and Kool-Aid down and eat a carrot once in a while *shrugs*
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Besides, ALL of my panties become thongs when I put them on.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm
@27. Yeah, you’re still unfunny ya useless twat. Get the fuck up off my name already.
AliCat | June 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm
#19- Can we include option E, photocopying her butt in attempts to convince us she doesn’t wear padding?
LadyJane | June 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm
This makes my panty contents feel scared.
Grunion | June 9, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Wow, how uterly fascinating..
where the fuck is Randal the Pink Unicorn when you need him
coffeebean | June 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm
You dumbfucks (mostly Daniella), she is not using a copier, she is creating pictures from a CD. Pictures most likely of black cock, like the kind that Daniella has to take out of his mouth before he types.
Jrz | June 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
get the fuck up off…………..DC Public Schools at it’s finest.
Auntie Kryst | June 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
@29 I was thinking that too, but I reasoned Kinko’s doesn’t have a scanner that wide..
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
After the first time I wear them, all my panties are also have a leopard skin pattern.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm
@33. Or would you have rather I’d said:
Please dear, kindly remove yourself from the usage of my name. ??
Ahhh, I’ll save the white speech to your kind.
jrz | June 9, 2008 at 3:11 pm
The white speech? That’s racist.
DanYELL is a racist!
Will | June 9, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I bet when Kim walked in all the male employees raced to the bathroom. You know, just in case she was in the mood.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I am on the computer all day because my parents ignore me yet allow a computer in my room so I never have to leave it. I check the superficial responses every 10 minutes all day and night. When I am not checking my Match.com inbox that is.
Bethany | June 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
“remove yourself from the usage of ”
It’s always amusing when under-educated people try to envision what proper language would be…
netstarman | June 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Did anyone inform KINKOS that Kim was going to show up so they could widen the doors for her ass, maybe move some copiers around so she could shuffle around and not knock over copiers with those Star Jones ass cheeks.
veggi's favorite troll | June 9, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Dear Superfish,
I know I’ve been a bad poster, a racist troll, that I tried to mess with the software to erase posts I didn’t like and so forth, and that either you or the site software kicked me off permanently last November or December, or so I thought.
Anyway, I have a favor to ask:
Please, please, please, PLEASE make the site software reject the word BUTTPADD!!!!!!!!
In the last thread about the hideous KK, someone stuck the word BUTTPADD in literally thousands of times! And if that weren’t enough, someone else, in a “tribute” to that monstrous post, stuck the word BUTTPADD in thousands of more times! I could scarcely get the page to load!!! IE was totally worthless and FF wasn’t much better. In order to read comments, I eventually went to looking at your source code in a source notepad rather than deal with the actual thread.
I know you probably wouldn’t do it for me, but what about your other posters? And what about poor veggi?! Don’t you think OTHER people deserve to be able to load a thread if they feel like it?
I’m serious, and I don’t think many other posters will continue to try to deal with threads loaded with the single word BUTTPADD repeated thousands and thousands of times either. And . . . NEITHER WILL VEGGI!!!!!!!!!
vft
nipolian | June 9, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I know one thing for sure………If she does sit down on a scanner and try to scan her ass………she will be picking glass out of it for a month.
Jimbo | June 9, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I want Danielle!
havoc | June 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I’d scan her ass with my tongue.
Christ, that woman’s sexy as fuck…….
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Ink Tsunami | June 9, 2008 at 3:40 pm
That was awesome Fish dude!!!!!
Racer X | June 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Breath-taking.
/*sighs*
//love you Kim K.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 9, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Woo… my sides… #27 made me laugh obnoxiously… as did #37 and #40…
Lola | June 9, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Ok seriously why is this girl targeted? I know she’s easy target and she has no talent at all and nothing to offer. But I think she’s an attractive girl. If her ass if fake or not, it doesn’t matter. She’s happy.
Please give her a break and please let’s target someone worse than her. Like Parasite Cumton or Linds Ho-han or Spitney Spurs…. These 3 talent-less screw ups are the butt of all jokes and they deserve to be picked on more than Kim K….. Especially Parasite H… God I hate that whore….. UGH
woohoo | June 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
@49 i see what you mean but in all reality kim k is just as useless as those three others. she’s really playing the role of “good girl” in order to have longevity (did i spell that wrong,probably) in her “career”. she’s really a stuck up b!tch who thinks she’s better than everyone else. her and paris hilton are indeed waste of space, so their lack of justified “celebrity” makes them fair game…
oh yea she’s a liar too
google brazilian butt lift…