Kim Kardashian + Summertime = cleavage and ice cream

Kim Kardashian called up Ryan Seacrest to complain about the fact that there is someone in going around pretending to be her, and collecting the ridiculous fee that she gets just for showing up and having a few drinks at a place. Kim whined: ´Isn´t that crazy? I guess this one promoter´s going around, getting the money from the club–you know, whatever an appearance fee would be…whatever he´s made up, signing my name on a fake contract, or a real contract–and bringing a look-alike of me…´

Aw, so poor Kim has learned that she´s actually indistinguishable from any other girl with too much make up, a girdle and butt pads. What a harsh blow that must be for her. She better watch out though, today it´s an impostor picking up her club fee in Houston, tomorrow she might be replaced entirely without anybody actually noticing, including her family.

Kim Kardashian called up Ryan Seacrest to complain about the fact that there is someone in going around pretending to be her, and collecting the ridiculous fee that she gets just for showing up and having a few drinks at a place. Kim whined: ´Isn´t that crazy? I guess this one promoter´s going around, getting the money from the club–you know, whatever an appearance fee would be…whatever he´s made up, signing my name on a fake contract, or a real contract–and bringing a look-alike of me…´

Aw, so poor Kim has learned that she´s actually indistinguishable from any other girl with too much make up, a girdle and butt pads. What a harsh blow that must be for her. She better watch out though, today it´s an impostor picking up her club fee in Houston, tomorrow she might be replaced entirely without anybody actually noticing, including her family.

Kim Kardashian called up Ryan Seacrest to complain about the fact that there is someone in going around pretending to be her, and collecting the ridiculous fee that she gets just for showing up and having a few drinks at a place. Kim whined: ´Isn´t that crazy? I guess this one promoter´s going around, getting the money from the club–you know, whatever an appearance fee would be…whatever he´s made up, signing my name on a fake contract, or a real contract–and bringing a look-alike of me…´

Aw, so poor Kim has learned that she´s actually indistinguishable from any other girl with too much make up, a girdle and butt pads. What a harsh blow that must be for her. She better watch out though, today it´s an impostor picking up her club fee in Houston, tomorrow she might be replaced entirely without anybody actually noticing, including her family.

Kim Kardashian called up Ryan Seacrest to complain about the fact that there is someone in going around pretending to be her, and collecting the ridiculous fee that she gets just for showing up and having a few drinks at a place. Kim whined: ´Isn´t that crazy? I guess this one promoter´s going around, getting the money from the club–you know, whatever an appearance fee would be…whatever he´s made up, signing my name on a fake contract, or a real contract–and bringing a look-alike of me…´

Aw, so poor Kim has learned that she´s actually indistinguishable from any other girl with too much make up, a girdle and butt pads. What a harsh blow that must be for her. She better watch out though, today it´s an impostor picking up her club fee in Houston, tomorrow she might be replaced entirely without anybody actually noticing, including her family.

Kim Kardashian called up Ryan Seacrest to complain about the fact that there is someone in going around pretending to be her, and collecting the ridiculous fee that she gets just for showing up and having a few drinks at a place. Kim whined: ´Isn´t that crazy? I guess this one promoter´s going around, getting the money from the club–you know, whatever an appearance fee would be…whatever he´s made up, signing my name on a fake contract, or a real contract–and bringing a look-alike of me…´

Aw, so poor Kim has learned that she´s actually indistinguishable from any other girl with too much make up, a girdle and butt pads. What a harsh blow that must be for her. She better watch out though, today it´s an impostor picking up her club fee in Houston, tomorrow she might be replaced entirely without anybody actually noticing, including her family.

Due to the fact that I couldn’t spend any money on Memorial Day (I wanted to shop, shop, shop) and also due to the fact that it was approximately 935 degrees outside, I spent a lot of time indoors this past weekend. This means two things – a semi-clean house and A LOT of TV watching hours under my belt.

I just happened to stumble on an all day marathon of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. For those of you not familiar with the show, it’s a reality show that follows the Kardashian family. I really have NO IDEA how on earth they got rich or famous other than the fact that Daddy Kardashian was involved in OJ Simpson’s defense and that after Mommy Kardashian divorced him, she married Bruce Jenner, the former Olympic gold medalist.

Anyway, the entire family is NUTS. I’m guessing that they spend at least $3,521 on each episode in makeup alone (seriously, I saw one episode where Kim wasn’t wearing her makeup and she looked like a completely different person). Then they run around in their fake eyelashes and lip plumping lip gloss (it has to be lip plumping because no lips look like that) acting like idiots and worrying about things that they should have figured out when they were 15.

It never ceases to amaze me how people who grew up in a rich family can get to be so stupid (ie Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Lindsay Lohan). The Kardashian girls are ages 28, 27, and 25 respectively and I don’t think all of them put together have an ounce of common sense.

This worries me on several levels – girls all over America model themselves after the Kardashians, they are taking up an entire day to show episode after episode of them exhibiting their disconnection with the real world, and when the girls have kids, they are going to perpetuate the stupidity gene. Honestly. The world is going to pot.

Due to the fact that I couldn’t spend any money on Memorial Day (I wanted to shop, shop, shop) and also due to the fact that it was approximately 935 degrees outside, I spent a lot of time indoors this past weekend. This means two things – a semi-clean house and A LOT of TV watching hours under my belt.

I just happened to stumble on an all day marathon of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. For those of you not familiar with the show, it’s a reality show that follows the Kardashian family. I really have NO IDEA how on earth they got rich or famous other than the fact that Daddy Kardashian was involved in OJ Simpson’s defense and that after Mommy Kardashian divorced him, she married Bruce Jenner, the former Olympic gold medalist.

Anyway, the entire family is NUTS. I’m guessing that they spend at least $3,521 on each episode in makeup alone (seriously, I saw one episode where Kim wasn’t wearing her makeup and she looked like a completely different person). Then they run around in their fake eyelashes and lip plumping lip gloss (it has to be lip plumping because no lips look like that) acting like idiots and worrying about things that they should have figured out when they were 15.

It never ceases to amaze me how people who grew up in a rich family can get to be so stupid (ie Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Lindsay Lohan). The Kardashian girls are ages 28, 27, and 25 respectively and I don’t think all of them put together have an ounce of common sense.

This worries me on several levels – girls all over America model themselves after the Kardashians, they are taking up an entire day to show episode after episode of them exhibiting their disconnection with the real world, and when the girls have kids, they are going to perpetuate the stupidity gene. Honestly. The world is going to pot.

Due to the fact that I couldn’t spend any money on Memorial Day (I wanted to shop, shop, shop) and also due to the fact that it was approximately 935 degrees outside, I spent a lot of time indoors this past weekend. This means two things – a semi-clean house and A LOT of TV watching hours under my belt.

I just happened to stumble on an all day marathon of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. For those of you not familiar with the show, it’s a reality show that follows the Kardashian family. I really have NO IDEA how on earth they got rich or famous other than the fact that Daddy Kardashian was involved in OJ Simpson’s defense and that after Mommy Kardashian divorced him, she married Bruce Jenner, the former Olympic gold medalist.

Anyway, the entire family is NUTS. I’m guessing that they spend at least $3,521 on each episode in makeup alone (seriously, I saw one episode where Kim wasn’t wearing her makeup and she looked like a completely different person). Then they run around in their fake eyelashes and lip plumping lip gloss (it has to be lip plumping because no lips look like that) acting like idiots and worrying about things that they should have figured out when they were 15.

It never ceases to amaze me how people who grew up in a rich family can get to be so stupid (ie Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Lindsay Lohan). The Kardashian girls are ages 28, 27, and 25 respectively and I don’t think all of them put together have an ounce of common sense.

This worries me on several levels – girls all over America model themselves after the Kardashians, they are taking up an entire day to show episode after episode of them exhibiting their disconnection with the real world, and when the girls have kids, they are going to perpetuate the stupidity gene. Honestly. The world is going to pot.

Due to the fact that I couldn’t spend any money on Memorial Day (I wanted to shop, shop, shop) and also due to the fact that it was approximately 935 degrees outside, I spent a lot of time indoors this past weekend. This means two things – a semi-clean house and A LOT of TV watching hours under my belt.

I just happened to stumble on an all day marathon of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. For those of you not familiar with the show, it’s a reality show that follows the Kardashian family. I really have NO IDEA how on earth they got rich or famous other than the fact that Daddy Kardashian was involved in OJ Simpson’s defense and that after Mommy Kardashian divorced him, she married Bruce Jenner, the former Olympic gold medalist.

Anyway, the entire family is NUTS. I’m guessing that they spend at least $3,521 on each episode in makeup alone (seriously, I saw one episode where Kim wasn’t wearing her makeup and she looked like a completely different person). Then they run around in their fake eyelashes and lip plumping lip gloss (it has to be lip plumping because no lips look like that) acting like idiots and worrying about things that they should have figured out when they were 15.

It never ceases to amaze me how people who grew up in a rich family can get to be so stupid (ie Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Lindsay Lohan). The Kardashian girls are ages 28, 27, and 25 respectively and I don’t think all of them put together have an ounce of common sense.

This worries me on several levels – girls all over America model themselves after the Kardashians, they are taking up an entire day to show episode after episode of them exhibiting their disconnection with the real world, and when the girls have kids, they are going to perpetuate the stupidity gene. Honestly. The world is going to pot.

You know, I’m starting to believe that Kim really does use a buttpad to make her ass look big. I’ve seen her sex tape, watched the show and I’ve seen her ass from every angle possible in my fantasies and I’m telling you, that ain’t her real ass.

That thing is like carrying your own high-chair with you. She must be like 6 feet tall while sitting. That thing could protect the freakin Mars Rover.

http://www.poptherapy.com/2008/06/kim-kardashian-goes-shopping-buttpad-tags-along/

I don’t think the straps of her shirt will hold up much longer LOL!

#212

Yes I agree because breast implants are heavier than natural breasts. It is too bad Kim has to wear a girdle that lifts and shapes and she is like the average fat butt American.

why is there so much hate? she’s gorgeous and obviously proud of the fact that she’s naturally larger and curvier. maybe she could be skinnier, maybe she likes food. but why does it really matter?

The problem is Kim is a liar and people hate liars. People also hate bad character bitchy self absorbed no talent porn queen media whores. Everyone knows what a girdle butt looks like because we all know females that rely on girdles just like Kim. For Kim to blatantly lie about her not wearing girdles shows her lack of good character. I doubt Kim is proud of her fat curves because she always covers her big butt when wearing a swimsuit while at the beach or pool. Kim is just like all the other fat Americans; they wish they were not addicted to food and do not have the discipline to practice good eating habits and exercise regularly. Instead they will buy their body shapers and girdles and get cosmetic surgery like Kim. I remember when Tori Spelling denied getting breast implants when it is so obvious and she also has bad character bitchy self absorbed no talent media whore home wrecker that only got famous because she had a very talented father producer who put her on his 90210 show. Jennifer Garner admitted to wearing two girdles for all her red carpet appearances. Jennifer Garner had a baby and it was not from overeating like Kim. I suppose Jennifer knows she has talent and all her self worth is not based solely on how perky her butt looks like poor fat Kim.

#213

Kim is not naturally larger and curvier. She was petite at one time and ate too much and got fat. She also got breast implants and a nose job so she is not all natural. Kim cannot be fit and will always be fat because she loves eating a lot of bad junk food.

for the love of god, my dick just exploded

my goodnes… If this isn’t insanely hot, nothing is.

i have that exact outfit. i wore it to a funeral. it cost 21.95 at forever 21. she just threw an expensive (and ugly) belt. her ass is super huge so those shorts are so riding up her crotch. it hurts, kid me not. im at 35 pounds lighter than she and 5 inches taller. but im glad everyone thinks a girl who isnt skinny is hot. thats reassuring. think ill throw that number on, grab a double scoop and see how long until im thrown down onto sheets.

Sexy Kim great body
Oh so sexy boobs!

It doesn’t matter if Kim lies to the general public about wearing buttpads or girdles because we all mean nothing to her, and she is completely irrelevant to our lives beyond having someone who’s ridiculously beautiful to ogle for a few minutes every once in a while. The real questions here are 1. how I got 219 comments down this thread, and 2. why my sad ass now feels compelled to leave (a comment) of my own. When I get tired of looking at hot rich chicks posing in bikinis on their honeymoons and eating ice cream cones, I , let the boner subside and move on to living the rest of my life. If I was worried about my daughter emulating these girls/women I would simply kill myself because if my parenting isn’t at least strong enough to overcome any potential influence of Heidi, Kim, or Paris, then I’d be about as useless as a month-old Soloflex. Stop all the hate. Kim, you go on eating that ice cream, you doll.