Kim Kardashian + Summertime = cleavage and ice cream

June 10th, 2008 // 220 Comments

Kim Kardashian took her cleavage out for ice cream today while vacationing in France. As an American, I take pride that Kim is acting as a shining example of our great nation while abroad. This should go well.

UPDATE: French soldiers have just landed on U.S. soil armed with Haagen Daaz and moustache wax. French president Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying “Oui, oui, ho, ho, we now knows your secrets, America. We fart in your general direction!”

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Comments (220)

  1. Donkey Ass | June 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Fat Ho! I’m so sick of this chic.

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  2. ph7 | June 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    The most beautiful woman ever to sport butt pads!

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  3. Mandy | June 10, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Look at that big gut! She is getter fatter!

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  4. havoc | June 10, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    OH FUCK YES!

    THANK YOU……

    .

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  5. sara | June 10, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    shorts! that’s brave..

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  6. Macy | June 10, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I have an outfit like hers except I wear mine at work because I am a cocktail waitress at a Mexican restaurant. I do not wear mine up to my breasts. I guess she hiked up her shorts to hide the tummy flab.

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  7. Jimbo | June 10, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    I would eat the ice cream off those tits..

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  8. Sue | June 10, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Kim is not wearing a skin tight dress so she is not wearing her girdle with butt pads. Instead she is wearing a girlde with shelf support. I know this because I have big hips and a big butt like Kim too. I love the girdles with shelf support because it lifts and shapes nicely.

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  9. HC | June 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    I dont think the ice cream is helping either..

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  10. snarky | June 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    does this chick ever not have a completly made up face, all sorts of designer accesories, hair blown out, etc, etc. Can’t she ever just look the least bit natural? She might actually be kind of pretty underneath all that crap. And that big gawdy belt; ugh; she looks like a fricken fool. And don’t get me wrong, I know even if you took all that crap off of her, she would still never be a “natural” beauty; (implants, etc) but she would still be kind of pretty in an exotic way.

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  11. gay4girls | June 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Being old enough to remember the 80′s like they were thirty years ago, I can only say “Thank sweet Jesus’ honey-filled buttcrack that pulling your pants up to your armpits is coming back in style.”

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  12. havoc | June 10, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    See how fast that ice cream’s melting?

    Yeah, hot chicks do that…..

    .

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  13. gay4girls | June 10, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    #8 said “shelf support.” That, my friends, is funny.

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  14. ??? | June 10, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    I’m sick of this vapid biotch. Bring Kourtney! Heck I’d take Bruce at this point.

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  15. Silivia | June 10, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Kim should not wear the belt because it makes her stomach flab obvious.

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  16. Ralph | June 10, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    #10

    I agree. Who gets all dressed up in 5 inch heels to buy ice cream. I hope Kim bought low fat ice cream because it all goes to her hips and butt and she does not need to get any fatter.

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  17. Tabitha | June 10, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Kim should just be honest about her girdles. I am bottom heavy too like Kim and girdles are a womans best friend for fat bottom girls. People say I have a big butt but it looks good and I have girdles to thank. When I wear tight dresses like Kim; I wear girdles with padding so my dimples and cellulite do not show. I know Kim does the same thing. All fat bottom girls do and it is nothing to be ashamed of. Women wear padded bras and support bras and are not ashamed.

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  18. Avatar | June 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    KIM’S HIPS ARE 40 PLUS INCHES!
    40 PLUS INCHES ON ANY PART OF THE BODY IS FAT!

    KIM’S HIPS ARE 40 PLUS INCHES!
    40 PLUS INCHES ON ANY PART OF THE BODY IS FAT!

    KIM’S HIPS ARE 40 PLUS INCHES!
    40 PLUS INCHES ON ANY PART OF THE BODY IS FAT!

    KIM’S HIPS ARE 40 PLUS INCHES!
    40 PLUS INCHES ON ANY PART OF THE BODY IS FAT!

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  19. Sanaa | June 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    You’re all fucking crazy, she is absolutely beautiful. I’m sick of all the fat comments, every bitch writing their bullshit responses are just jealous. Get over it already, give credit where credit is due.

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  20. She's gross | June 10, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    This bitch is so tacky. She has the “style” of a 45-year old ex-soap opera star.

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  21. Will | June 10, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    #19

    OK Kim looks good for a fat chick that relies on girdles.

    Happy now?

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  22. FRIST!!! | June 10, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Yeah I’m just much more interested in the ice cream…..YUM!!

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  23. Will | June 10, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    #19

    OK Kim looks good for a fat chick that relies on girdles.

    Happy now?

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  24. Sophie | June 10, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    They all write those to feel better about themselves. She’s pretty, yeah so what. She’s getting ice cream, yawn.

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  25. Doc | June 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    70 percent of female Americans are like Kim; 30 pounds or more overweight. I doubt anyone is jealous of Kim’s 40 plus inches hips. 40 plus inches on any part of the body is fat. Kim does not have an hourglass figure because her hips are bigger than the rest of her body. Kim has a pear shape body. An hourglass figure would be like Marilyn Monroe with measurements of 36-23-35. I think it is sad that Americans continue to be in denial about being overweight. American’s have the biggest overweight health problems of all time which include diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure. It is time for Kim and other overweight people to lose weight and get healthy.

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  26. Randal | June 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Way to go Kim! It’s refreshing to see that a young lady will take time out to preen before imbibing in a delicous and refreshing ice cream (low fat please!).

    Sweet, sexy Kim will soon set the world on fire with her acting skills.

    Do I see an Oscar in someones future?

    Heck, if I liked girls, I would be masturbating right now!

    Randal

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  27. Que | June 10, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Que gordo!

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  28. Jon | June 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    #26

    The next time we see Kim on video; it will be Kim doing porn featuring fat bottom girls.

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  29. gay4girls | June 10, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    #26 Ha!

    I want poop on Kim, but not in a sexual way.

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  30. Wendy | June 10, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I wish Kim did not have a bad reputation because she is the only fat chick right now getting attention for wearing girdles and butt pads. I am fat like Kim and wear girdles to make my butt perky like Kim, but it would be nice to have a fat sexy chick with a good reputation.

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  31. FakePeopleSuck | June 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    She is a beautiful woman, because she is not a stick and has curves she is fat. Wow!!! The funny thing is that all of you who are writing this crap are bigger then she is, there is not a man or woman alive that can truely say that she is ugly or fat. I am so sick of these lame a$$ standards that are put on females. Kim good for you, eat ice cream, have curves, wear make up and what ever else any of you losers are saying. God that is retarded, all of you men that are saying shit would not know what to do if a beautiful woman like her came up to you! Oh yes I do, you would stumble on your words make an a$$ of your self and think about her while you and your hand got very cozy later that night!

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  32. B to the Izzo | June 10, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    All y’all knows dat oz a thug, an’ ah’ll be da Prezadint,
    An’ y’all iz gonna bug, when ah drops dis litto hint,
    Oz gonna take all Whitey’s shit, so’s you knows dat oz legit,
    You knows dat ah speaks da troof, B’cuz behin’ me is all da yoof.

    Az long az ah gots dat teleprompta, oz gonna be ridin’ dat hellacopta.

    Mareen Wun, know ah’m sayin’?

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  33. ??? | June 10, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    She has a beautiful face but a fat body. Plus her personality flat out sucks. Has anyone here taken the time to watch her show? She’s the most vacant chick next to Paris. The lights are on but there’s noooooone home.

    And #31? No matter how you want to sugarcoat it the girl is fat. Just face the facts. Again, I point you to her show, where she had her ass lipoed and her fat was there for all to see. So please relax and take a bong hit or something.

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  34. Teacher | June 10, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    #31

    See # 25 because I agree with Doc 100 percent.

    We have a huge health problem in America. Being 30 pounds or more overweight like Kim can lead to fat related health problems and is very unhealthy. Unfortunately Americans are lazy like Kim and would rather over eat, wear girdles, and do cosmetic surgery than exercise and maintain a healthy weight.

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  35. So true | June 10, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    #34 & 25 thank you. It’s true – we are a fat nation. And putting fat chicks like this fat whore up on a pedastal doesn’t help.

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  36. Tex | June 10, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Kim is a self absorbed boring no talent worthless media whore bitch that got famous for porn. People make fun of her because of her bad character and bad personality. If Kim had good character and did charity work (donating 30 percent and keeping 70 percent of the profits does not count.) then I doubt people would be so honest and cruel about her being fat.

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  37. FRIST!!! | June 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    I’m not fat I’m big boned!!

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  38. Last! | June 10, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Although my hips are bigger than any part of my body; I’m not fat; I’m curvy!

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  39. The White Urkle | June 10, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Nice Gunt. Half Gut, half Cunt.

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  40. p0nk | June 10, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    the whole ‘catholic school girl’ outfit thing loses its appeal when your ass is as big as the schoolhouse.

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  41. Randy | June 10, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    #40

    Very funny!!!!!

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  42. ZZ | June 10, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    I Wouldn’t Touch it with a Ten Foot Pole

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  43. 2001 | June 10, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Jimbo – June 10, 2008 5:49 PM

    “I would eat the ice cream off those tits..”

    You drink milk directly from goats tits too, during intercourse, so what’s your point?

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  44. butterfly | June 10, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    #40 Hilarious!!!! I had to laugh over that one.

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  45. TacoBreath | June 10, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Dumb hairy carpet-riding Persian cunt.

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  46. Frank | June 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    She’s gonna end up looking like Cher in 20 years, mark my words.

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  47. Hitler | June 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    She really is quite ugly.
    She looks like an arab caricature out of an old Warner Bros. cartoon.

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  48. Jimbo | June 10, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    @43 My point is you’re a fucking moron. I have never drank milk from your mother’s tits. And this must be Mike because he is the only one here that fucks goats..

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  49. Phillygurl | June 10, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    DOUBLE FISTING IT IT! Awww yeah!

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  50. combustion8 | June 10, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    just what fatty needs.. ice cream.

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