Kim Kardashian + Summertime = cleavage and ice cream

Kim Kardashian took her cleavage out for ice cream today while vacationing in France. As an American, I take pride that Kim is acting as a shining example of our great nation while abroad. This should go well.

UPDATE: French soldiers have just landed on U.S. soil armed with Haagen Daaz and moustache wax. French president Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying “Oui, oui, ho, ho, we now knows your secrets, America. We fart in your general direction!”