Here’s a rare occurrence: pictures of Kim Kardashian wearing a bikini without a sarong. Seriously, you’d have better luck finding a four-leaf clover that talks and knows all the words to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler – in Aramaic.
NOTE: Folks, we’ve got buttcrack. And quite possibly the lost city of Atlantis. I’ll keep you posted.
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Ted from LA | November 17, 2008 at 5:17 pm
She looks pissonable.
Rant | November 17, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Sweet Jesus! She is hot!
mike jones | November 17, 2008 at 5:17 pm
how come theres never pics of her ass in a bikini
mike jones | November 17, 2008 at 5:17 pm
how come theres never pics of her ass in a bikini
Maha | November 17, 2008 at 5:18 pm
She looks amazing. I usually hate on her, but good for her on her body work. she actually has a nice bod!
Rant | November 17, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Uh? Dude? There is.
Hefe | November 17, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I can’t even put into words how hard I’m gonna stroke it to this pic when I get home from work.
Sportsdvl | November 17, 2008 at 5:22 pm
First time I’ve ever seen pics of her and thought she looked good. I’m shocked!
MassGrrl | November 17, 2008 at 5:25 pm
She’s been working out. I think she looks really hot.
DT | November 17, 2008 at 5:26 pm
*vomit*
mmm | November 17, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, I’d eat things that fell out of her butt.
Rough Daddy | November 17, 2008 at 5:30 pm
The ninth wonder of the world=Kim Kardashian
you know how i know this post will get over 200 comments
lostcitystilllost | November 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I don’t know if she’s doable, but she’s definitely messaroundable.
lostcitystilllost | November 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I don’t know if she’s doable, but she’s definitely messaroundable.
Rough Daddy | November 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm
The woman is just built plain and simple!!
jojo | November 17, 2008 at 5:33 pm
she’s looking great! very curvy and voluptuous yet smooth and tight!
Jen | November 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Poor Kim and her big fat square loose ass for a short chick. No wonder she hates to show it. She has huge hips, thighs, and ass for a short chick. Some guys like fat chicks so Kim should be fine.
Urbanspaceman | November 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
She’s a goddess, perfect in every way.
lisa | November 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
i wonder why she’s always hiding her ass. nothing wrong with it.
Dr. Rey | November 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm
My compliments to the surgeon who vacuumed her.
Gerald | November 17, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Gosh her hips must be 40 inches. 40 inches on a tall chick would be fine but on a short chick like Kim it just makes her look dumpy. She should continue to cover her ass at the beach because it does not look perky or sexy.
Anwar | November 17, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I love fat chicks like Kim. Her ass needs some work but fat chicks are more grateful when they compliments like you are not fat; you are curvy or voluptuous. Sometimes I can get them to do anal with all my charm and compliments lol!
H. Lecter, M.D. | November 17, 2008 at 5:41 pm
She’s a large girl…big through the hips…roomy.
pete | November 17, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Her overall shape looks even weirder now, after pills and lipo. In the buttcrack picture it sure looks like she has implants.
Proteon | November 17, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I think I saw a mountain goat in the crack of her ass
TheJoker07 | November 17, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Mmm…delicious.
Andrea | November 17, 2008 at 5:45 pm
“The woman is just built plain and simple!!”
Literally true – she was built. You can tell because now, after losing a lot of weight, the artificial parts look oversized.
Sam | November 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm
The water must have reeked of fish. You know, after she went in…
kingofbeer | November 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
absolutely gorgeous.
hmmm | November 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
ok… i know that “curvy” is just another word for fat.. but i find it weird calling someone with such flat abs fat. she posted a video of herself squeezing into 26” jeans.. i wear those, and in american sizes that’s a 0. i dunno, maybe she was lying about the jeans, but she’s certainly not fat.
dork | November 17, 2008 at 5:49 pm
(pic #9) What is she looking for, nipple?
That’s one thing I don’t like about women with fatty titties, big areolas and teeny nips. Give me a skinny girl with little titties and big nipples any day of the week. Unless, of course, they’re lactating. Then I don’t care what size they are.
Got Milk?
veggi | November 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm
She’s lucky. All the black girls seems to get really fat when they chug as much niggersemen as Kim does. Maybe she’s found the natural cure? (niggerurine)
P-Daddy | November 17, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I would lick her up and down from the rooter to the tooter! *slurp*
iamse7en | November 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I would do some naughty things to her.
kangolnoel | November 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
about the 26 jeans thing.. its obvious she had them altered and kept the 26inch tag. DUHHHHH. she looks good but this is no size 0.. maybe 6 or 8
sumguyincolorado | November 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I don’t mean to disagree with the staggeringly poignant commentary, but given half a chance I would jump on this girl and hump her until her butt went flat.
M.D. | November 17, 2008 at 5:58 pm
That’s a lot of weight loss and not much visible muscle tone. Maybe there’s some in her stomach, but even there she seems “sculpted” by some means other than exercise. Weight-loss meds and lipo, in all likelihood. Gotta hope it didn’t include laxatives. That would ruin the ass-fantasy for most normal guys. I’m guessing the guys here would think it made the fantasy even better (who’s gonna blow first during anal).
josh | November 17, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Soooooo fine. ive been waiting for the day shed forget that damn sarong.
Eric | November 17, 2008 at 6:04 pm
WOW!
I’d almost be willing to turn into a filthy nig for a night, just to have a shot at her.
Well, no I wouldn’t, but still, rght now, in this shape, she’s reached the pinnacle for her people: the ultimate fantasy bend-me-over hooker. Kudos, ya hairy princess!
jaybirdgaybird | November 17, 2008 at 6:05 pm
if she’s into A2M i’ll do her
Kong | November 17, 2008 at 6:06 pm
BOING!!!!!!!
Jimbo | November 17, 2008 at 6:08 pm
#37 – don’t knock it until you try it. Explosive diarrhea bukkake is a thing of beauty. I’m guessing her sister King Kong – I mean, Khloe – is into it.
FRIST!!! | November 17, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Gotta figure O.J. put it to her repeatedly when she was very young. He was her dad’s friend, he’s a monkey, and she’s a half-monkey who developed early, due to the quasi-monkeyness. That’s got to be why she only ruts with coons.
DUMPER | November 17, 2008 at 6:17 pm
DUMPER AND A HALF. Good for now, terrible in 15 years.
bob2 | November 17, 2008 at 6:18 pm
OMFG, this is the best looking chick on planet earth. All you people who think she is fat are on fucking crack. Get a life. H e l l o, s t u p i d p e o p l e, I w i l l t y p e r e a l s l o w, s h e i s g o r g e o u s ! ! ! !
blah | November 17, 2008 at 6:21 pm
all i can say is… “oompa, oompa, oompa di do….”
Kambrea | November 17, 2008 at 6:24 pm
i would do her
so hard
but i can’t…i’m a woman
Kambrea | November 17, 2008 at 6:24 pm
i would do her
so hard
but i can’t…i’m a woman
Doggy Style | November 17, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Thou not have thee strength… Sweet lord if I have ever wronged you please, I beg of thee please end my misery. Thou not have strength to withhold masturbation from that which I have seen in the form of perfection. Lord I know I am but one of your humble servants and I would gladly die a thousand deaths then have to withhold myself from sexual pleasure. I know Kim K. be a whore but was not thou who stood ground for the whore. Let he with out sin cast the first stone. Let I lord be the wielding force of the fire blade of pleasure which penetrates with the intent of orgasmic singularity.
Amen
Parker | November 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I sometimes fantasize about smearing her ass with jelly and licking it off. But I know it could never happen. As soon as she smelled sugar she’d wedge her head between her legs and lick it off herself. Instead my trick would be to wait until dinner time. I’d make certain there was plenty of chicken and potatoes to eat. After a couple hours when she was getting physically worn out from constant eating everything I’d say, ok then you go off to bed. Meanwhile I must go to the fridge and throw out some old birthday cake. Then I’d go to the kitchen. She’d already be there of course, bent over, head in the door, looking for that birthday cake. So I would pull up her skirt and fuck her in the ass. It’s very deep so it must get very hot inside there. Like a journey to the center of the Earth. I bet I could stuff her ass with eggs at night and they’ll be ready in time for breakfast in the morning. That would be handy except I don’t like hardboiled eggs very much and I don’t know what happens if they are cooked too long. Maybe they explode which could be very dangerous to people nearby.
She’s a very pretty girl. Maybe not so bright but not everyone is bright. I think the people who say she’s not pretty or she is stupid have either poor taste in women or they won’t like any woman who does not look like their mother. Or they are even dumber than they think she is.