It’s been a while since I’ve posted about Kim Kardashian, so here she is shopping in Beverly Hills last night in case some of you were wondering if her ass can still double as an aircraft carrier: Yup. Feel to start the ticker tape parade and declare me a national treasure now. Goddamn, did I earn it.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News









































Fatty.
She should partner up with “The Dice Man” (andrew – i case you forgot) and make a video…………….
She should wear a mumu instead of tight jeans.
picture 2, he bum looks weird.
Fatty? Yeah, ok. You think she’s fat, fine, enjoy the Kate Moss look.
I don’t get why people always are giving her a hard time. She’s gorgeous!
Now, I’m not saying anything about the kind of person she is. Having never met her, I wouldn’t know.
But physically? She’s freaking hot! Anyone who doesn’t see it, has looked at one too many waif models……
-Mark
Jesus. Her ass is not nice by any means. Looks kinda dumpy-slash-flat. Someone tell me what the fuck all the fuss is about?
KEEP WORKING OUT KIM. THAT ASS IS NOT GOING TO PERK UP UNTIL YOU GIVE IN A DO SOME FUCKING SQUATS!
man did she ever cameltoed herself into those tight ass jeans … how is she thinking getting them off? by slicing them open??
Thats a Freudian slip superfish and yes she is a national treasure i agree…
now THATS a REAL woman
also, i can hardly believe, she and her sisters are only HALF armenian. what would they look like if they were FULL armenian?? i mean, they’re already so dark, hairy and ethnic looking
Death to all the haters…she’s pretty damn hot IMO.
Those sunglasses need to go but other than that I would totally nut on her lips, chest, legs and feet.
You don’t hear me complaining about Kim’s ass do you?
Do you remember when this website used to be funny? I do… :(
She’s so fucking hot. :)
But those pants are a NO. blech.
ok this woman is hot .. shut up and get in line to make motorboat noises between her cheeks
ok this woman is hot .. shut up and get in line to make motorboat noises between her cheeks
What’s the deal with the too high soccer mom pants? Her ass may be huge, but those awful pants are what make it look like shit. Good thing she’s going shopping.
I agree strongly with #5!
SAND NIGGER.
She just stores her fat in her ass/upper thighs.
It’s FAT people!!!
check out the dude in pic 7 jerking off on the spot!
OMG she’s amazing
She’s so pretty
&&
has the PERFECT body
I wish everybody looked like her
<3 <3
Well, she ain’t 13, but she will let a nigga piss on her.
Her Mom must be proud of her daughter’s rise to fame. Probably for a new $$$ handbag, SHE would let some black dude piss on her too. These people are sad.
Kim continues to shine like a star that will never collapse in on itself.
Over the years, Kim has shown herself to be a very long lasting celebrity due to her strong ability to change her style, always keeping herself fresh and new.
All the best on your new sitcom, Kim.
Randal
wait, why is she famous again? she slept with some rapper and now she is a celebrity? in my opinion her ass looks like an old lady’s ass + dung beetle’s ass shape = wide flat pancakes that loses shape when those pants come off.
If her ass doubles as an aircraft carrier then I want to torpedo her ass with my mark 48 torpedo. If the immense pressure within the bowels of her warm, darkened hull don’t crush my warhead prematurely I should be able to blow my load in her poop deck and scuttle the bitch.
And giant hips…and giant thighs…
Its sad because she’s so short. She wears 4” heels in every photo but tries to disguise them by wearing longer pants. She’s like 4 inches shorter than me whilst wearing heals and I’m wearing sneakers.
FAKE!!!!!
you can totally tell because her shape changes almost weekly.
Randal, I’m pretty sure there is enough mass for Kim’s ass to collapse in on itself. That’s one event horizon I would not want to cross! =(
someone must be jealous….i guess i’m sir-mix-alot
I LIKE Kim Kardashian … he butt is fine, and what’s the big deal about her butt when J.Lo’s is twice as big anyways ? Leave her alone.
Loan Modification
It looks like she’s wearing adult diapers.
I have a fat fetish like you all too and think Kim’s has sexy fat! I would love to make her a big dinner and a lot of dessert and sweet mix drinks and then give her what she needs.
Id like to MEAT kim if reggie doesnt mind!!!!
Leave her alone, she likes being a fat ass.
I was once short and fat like Kim and hated it but I love fast food and good southern homestyle fried cooking. Kim likes fried oreos like me too. I cant afford breast implants like Kim so I had the standard short fat pear shape body. I got tired of not being able to keep up with my fit friends when hiking biking roller staking and sight seeing so I brought a weight wathcers book and lost a lot of weight. I am now 120 pounds! I use to be 165 pounds like Kim.
*~* I would Love to give her a little pickle tickle in the poop shoot *~*
Fat=smell!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
I LOVE THE CAPTION KIM STILL HAS A GIANT BUTT!!
KIM NEEDS TO GET RID OF HER HOBO KELLY GLASSES YIKES!
Haha @ adult diapers! That’s exactly what she looks like!!!!!!!!
THANKS “OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS”
I use to wear skin tight pants like Kim to try to hold my fat butt in and I wore spanx like Kim and Oprah and a girdle. I got too many yeast infections because my pussy did not have enough ventilation from all the garmets and I had to stop wearing tight jeans and now I wear a lot of skirts and it hides my fa ass nicely.
I love Kim because she is proud of being a porn star and fat ass and only in America!
#6
You are hillarious! Dumpy/flat and do some squats Kim oh so funny!
HOORAY FOR BOOTY!!!!
i am glad she’s wearing the “Hoe” logo on her belt, that way there’s no confusion.
Anyone posting after me sucks on Kim Lardassian’s rectum and tosses her salad