Kim Kardashian sex tape is real and very very wet

DAMNNN… SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX

She IS beautiful, but she needs to ditch that nasty tan-in-a-bottle. The orangey look is disgusting. And wearing underwear as a top? It kind of makes her look like she forgot the rest of her clothes.

Plus being Eastern European she’s hairier than a motherfucker. You’re not fooling any of us, Kim!

Wow, she has a fabulous figure.

And she’s not bad in the face, either. I wonder wtf she was doing with a doofus like Ray J?

Oh wait, that’s right. She was getting pee’d on.

Yes, very hairy indeed. Look at the last pic. She has a hairy back!

Pee on that!!

Those of you that say she’s ugly………..I bet you’re 4’3″, 450 lbs, and bald, with 1 leg, no arms, and one eye.

You’re hating on her because you are unable to masturbate……..you just rub peanut butter on your privates and let your dogs lick it off.

I’d shag this chick rotten.

She’s pretty hot…for a toilet…….

Is her dad the dude that kills people?

I’ve said more than once on this rapidly-spiraling-downward site that KK is a hottie potattie. I now have a reason to go on living.

And golden showers are hot. Giving and receiving. Well, actually warm. Just avoid the face, m-kay?

I’d poke her like a mosquito on a hot summer’s day, … ’cause I’m hung like a bug.

58. Robert Kardashian, OJ’s homey / lawyer / accomplice is dead, esophageal cancer got the cock-monger.

Fuck *57*.

Oh, and RPLTC, a very, very very long time!

Disgusting piece of sewer trash this Al-Quaeda bitch is. YUCK

wouldn’t touch her even if they paid me.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty.

Why does everyone hate on Armenians so much?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_holocaust

Them Young Turks sure gave ‘em the business back during WW1.

As for peeing, I could only see doing it on someone I really love. Like krisdylee.

for #58 and all the “this site was better in the dialup days” micropenis bottom-gay whiners:

Dennis Miller: Here with a commentary is a grumpy old man. Welcome Grumpy Old Man.

Grumpy Old Man: I’m old and I’m not happy. Everything today is improved and I don’t like it. I hate it! In my day we didn’t have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that’s the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I’m a human head-kabob. We didn’t have Manoxidol and Hair Wings, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn’t pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a crome dome by age 20 and that’s the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujiah look at me, I’m a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn’t have these thin laytex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn’t feel nothing! And half the time you didn’t even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! ‘Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that’s the way we liked it!

She’s pretty yeah but without daddy’s money she would be butt ugly. She’s got the hair extensions – the fake gross orange tan – the laser hair removal – the waxed mono brow – the big fake boobs and ass to match. She’s just a nobody who got fame for being parisites friend – that’s nothing to be proud of.
You see more natural beauty’s walking down the street everyday.
YUCK – definately not my type!

armenians are white so if you’re white and dissing armenians, you’re really just hating on yourself.

she owns those shoes in every color imaginable.

Fake tan, accessories and all, she’s easily ten times hotter than Paris. It would at least be possible to see a reason for her being famous.

she looks like a fat sweaty plastic disease-ridden hog. I actually can’t look at her face w/o dry heaving a little.

“She’s pretty yeah but without daddy’s money she would be butt ugly. She’s got the hair extensions – the fake gross orange tan – the laser hair removal – the waxed mono brow – the big fake boobs and ass to match. She’s just a nobody who got fame for being parisites friend – that’s nothing to be proud of.
You see more natural beauty’s walking down the street everyday.
YUCK – definately not my type!”

Good point. I didn’t think about all the stuff she must have had modified. Aside from her boobs (if they’re fake), she still has a really nice figure overall.

…and I think about half of these comments thread are generated by a lone drug-addled queen in basement somewhere.

She needs to strap herself with about 5000lbs of explosives and detonate herself in one of those parties with her F-list friends and the greater hip-hop community.

then, and only then, will she have contributed to the human race.

@70…close Matlock, except you forgot about the mankini.

@52, Actually, Armenians aren’t eastern Europeans, they’re middle eastern. I hope that explains the hair on her back… Eastern Europeans aren’t hairy as far as I know

check your email, BigJim….

@capry:

Actually, Armenia is not listed as a country in the Middle East. It’s part of Southwestern Asia, just above the Middle East (next to Turkey).

They’re all terrorists as far as I’m concerned, let them all burn in hell next to Moooohamed

Yeah, terrorists, all of them. ::rolls eyes::

#33 There’s nothing wrong with flatter chests. Just don’t “market” the product as Giant Boobs.

To Guys, Giant means each boob needs 2 hands.

Here’s the equation formula that’s understandable for women/girls

skin abrasion = little
baseball sized = small
softball sized = medium
Cantaloupe = Large
Implants= Giant

@77 roll all you want, it doesn’t change the fact that half these assholes are blowing stuff up and the other half is cheering, honey.

Who’s hotter…. Paris or Kim?
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Right, a lone drug-addled Klan-affiliated queen. In a mankini. Spends the other half of its time reading Gates of Vienna or something.

@81…yup and not a fucking thing you can do about it Perry Mason.

@80 Paris.

More pics of Kim with her XXX tape Co Star…From the looks of it he’s WELL ENDOWED… Oh MY!!!!!!
Link:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/what/whitney_robs_the_cradle_dating_25_yearold_ray_j.php#more

FullLink:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/what/whitney_robs_the_cradle_dating_25_yearold_ray_j.php#more

1 shes not white so i dont care. 2 she sleeps with niggers so thats i dont care what happens to her. 3 they stink either way.

Let try once more I placed it in the URL box.

BarbadoSlim:

With all due respect, I believe the majority of Armenia is of the Christian religion, not “terroristic” Muslim. Moreover, I just think it’s sad to know that AN ENTIRE people is condemned for the stupid (and hateful) actions of a particular group. It would kind of be similar to thinking all white people are racist pigs just because the organization Ku Klux Klan exists. They’re also terrorists, you know.

::steps off the soapbox::

shut up. :D

I’d shit it. Hahaha. Get it? But seriously, I’d hit it in a second.

Oh, that changes, like, everything.

While your views are disappointing and disheartening, I’m not surprised. This world still has a lot to learn.

::shrugs::

@88: You’re forgetting, Nancy Drew, that Armenians have funny-sounding names. Funny name = terrorist. Just ask BarbadoSlim as soon as he’s done with the meth pipe.

LOL @ Nancy Drew

So, if funny names = terrorist, then I guess we’re gonna have to watch out for that Bai Ling chick. She looks pretty terrifying, and that’s kinda like terrorizing my eyes.

Disturbing..just disturbing. But not surprising, you’re going to have to do better than this asshole =).

gorgeous sexy and classy you go eva

Hehehe whatever you say, F. Lee Bailey, maybe they didn’t teach you this a DoucheBag Law but, when you post on a website you are SUPPOSED to post within the spirit and purpose of it.

Read the disclaimer at the top and try again. Is she a terrorist, I don’t know? Are all all peoples of middle eastern origin terrorist sympathizers? I don’t know. Do I give a rat’s ass? Nope not even a little. Was my post within the the site’s intent, I think so.

@97: If mocking your dumb ass is wrong, Sheriff Rainey, I don’t wanna be right.

She is fucking HOT!!!!!!! I’m a chick, I live in Glendale with all the armenians. They are some of the most physically gifted people. Very similar to south american chicks. RAR! Talk all the shit you want, but she’s the hottest chick in Hollywood. If I was Paris I wouldn’t wanna hang out with Kim, cause that body puts Holocaust victim Paris to shame. So what if she’s lasered from head to toe, if I had cash like that you know my beard would be lasered off!;) I’d totally makeout with her butt!!!!

Oh yeah, and for thos that don’t know who she is………her daddy(rip) was OJ’s lawyer back when that whole escapade went down. MONEY!