Kim Kardashian sex tape is real and very very wet

January 17th, 2007 // 189 Comments
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  1. scarlett138

    DAMNNN… SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX

  2. za-rodinu

    She IS beautiful, but she needs to ditch that nasty tan-in-a-bottle. The orangey look is disgusting. And wearing underwear as a top? It kind of makes her look like she forgot the rest of her clothes.

    Plus being Eastern European she’s hairier than a motherfucker. You’re not fooling any of us, Kim!

  3. normella

    Wow, she has a fabulous figure.

    And she’s not bad in the face, either. I wonder wtf she was doing with a doofus like Ray J?

    Oh wait, that’s right. She was getting pee’d on.

  4. Major Trauma

    Yes, very hairy indeed. Look at the last pic. She has a hairy back!

    Pee on that!!

  5. Those of you that say she’s ugly………..I bet you’re 4’3″, 450 lbs, and bald, with 1 leg, no arms, and one eye.

    You’re hating on her because you are unable to masturbate……..you just rub peanut butter on your privates and let your dogs lick it off.

    I’d shag this chick rotten.

  6. Italian Stallion

    She’s pretty hot…for a toilet…….

  7. krisdylee

    Is her dad the dude that kills people?

  8. LoneWolf

    I’ve said more than once on this rapidly-spiraling-downward site that KK is a hottie potattie. I now have a reason to go on living.

    And golden showers are hot. Giving and receiving. Well, actually warm. Just avoid the face, m-kay?

  9. I’d poke her like a mosquito on a hot summer’s day, … ’cause I’m hung like a bug.

    58. Robert Kardashian, OJ’s homey / lawyer / accomplice is dead, esophageal cancer got the cock-monger.

  10. Fuck *57*.

    Oh, and RPLTC, a very, very very long time!

  11. BarbadoSlim

    Disgusting piece of sewer trash this Al-Quaeda bitch is. YUCK

    wouldn’t touch her even if they paid me.

  12. diarrhea riot

    I said yo body, yo body,
    Is a portapotty.

  13. BigJim

    Why does everyone hate on Armenians so much?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_holocaust

    Them Young Turks sure gave ‘em the business back during WW1.

    As for peeing, I could only see doing it on someone I really love. Like krisdylee.

  14. snl

    for #58 and all the “this site was better in the dialup days” micropenis bottom-gay whiners:

    Dennis Miller: Here with a commentary is a grumpy old man. Welcome Grumpy Old Man.

    Grumpy Old Man: I’m old and I’m not happy. Everything today is improved and I don’t like it. I hate it! In my day we didn’t have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that’s the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I’m a human head-kabob. We didn’t have Manoxidol and Hair Wings, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn’t pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a crome dome by age 20 and that’s the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujiah look at me, I’m a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn’t have these thin laytex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn’t feel nothing! And half the time you didn’t even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! ‘Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that’s the way we liked it!

  15. LilRach

    She’s pretty yeah but without daddy’s money she would be butt ugly. She’s got the hair extensions – the fake gross orange tan – the laser hair removal – the waxed mono brow – the big fake boobs and ass to match. She’s just a nobody who got fame for being parisites friend – that’s nothing to be proud of.
    You see more natural beauty’s walking down the street everyday.
    YUCK – definately not my type!

  16. NipsyHustle

    armenians are white so if you’re white and dissing armenians, you’re really just hating on yourself.

    she owns those shoes in every color imaginable.

  17. Robert Dobolina, Esq.

    Fake tan, accessories and all, she’s easily ten times hotter than Paris. It would at least be possible to see a reason for her being famous.

  18. snot_rocket

    she looks like a fat sweaty plastic disease-ridden hog. I actually can’t look at her face w/o dry heaving a little.

  19. normella

    “She’s pretty yeah but without daddy’s money she would be butt ugly. She’s got the hair extensions – the fake gross orange tan – the laser hair removal – the waxed mono brow – the big fake boobs and ass to match. She’s just a nobody who got fame for being parisites friend – that’s nothing to be proud of.
    You see more natural beauty’s walking down the street everyday.
    YUCK – definately not my type!”

    Good point. I didn’t think about all the stuff she must have had modified. Aside from her boobs (if they’re fake), she still has a really nice figure overall.

  20. Robert Dobolina, Esq.

    …and I think about half of these comments thread are generated by a lone drug-addled queen in basement somewhere.

  21. BarbadoSlim

    She needs to strap herself with about 5000lbs of explosives and detonate herself in one of those parties with her F-list friends and the greater hip-hop community.

    then, and only then, will she have contributed to the human race.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    @70…close Matlock, except you forgot about the mankini.

  23. capry

    @52, Actually, Armenians aren’t eastern Europeans, they’re middle eastern. I hope that explains the hair on her back… Eastern Europeans aren’t hairy as far as I know

  24. krisdylee

    check your email, BigJim….

  25. normella

    @capry:

    Actually, Armenia is not listed as a country in the Middle East. It’s part of Southwestern Asia, just above the Middle East (next to Turkey).

  26. BarbadoSlim

    They’re all terrorists as far as I’m concerned, let them all burn in hell next to Moooohamed

  27. normella

    Yeah, terrorists, all of them. ::rolls eyes::

  28. ResidentX

    #33 There’s nothing wrong with flatter chests. Just don’t “market” the product as Giant Boobs.

    To Guys, Giant means each boob needs 2 hands.

    Here’s the equation formula that’s understandable for women/girls

    skin abrasion = little
    baseball sized = small
    softball sized = medium
    Cantaloupe = Large
    Implants= Giant

  29. BarbadoSlim

    @77 roll all you want, it doesn’t change the fact that half these assholes are blowing stuff up and the other half is cheering, honey.

  30. Monique

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  31. Robert Dobolina, Esq.

    Right, a lone drug-addled Klan-affiliated queen. In a mankini. Spends the other half of its time reading Gates of Vienna or something.

  32. BarbadoSlim

    @81…yup and not a fucking thing you can do about it Perry Mason.

  33. capry

    @80 Paris.

  34. Monique

    More pics of Kim with her XXX tape Co Star…From the looks of it he’s WELL ENDOWED… Oh MY!!!!!!
    Link:

    http://x17online.com/celebrities/what/whitney_robs_the_cradle_dating_25_yearold_ray_j.php#more

  35. James

    1 shes not white so i dont care. 2 she sleeps with niggers so thats i dont care what happens to her. 3 they stink either way.

  36. Let try once more I placed it in the URL box.

  37. normella

    BarbadoSlim:

    With all due respect, I believe the majority of Armenia is of the Christian religion, not “terroristic” Muslim. Moreover, I just think it’s sad to know that AN ENTIRE people is condemned for the stupid (and hateful) actions of a particular group. It would kind of be similar to thinking all white people are racist pigs just because the organization Ku Klux Klan exists. They’re also terrorists, you know.

  38. normella

    ::steps off the soapbox::

    shut up. :D

  39. Bell91501198

    I’d shit it. Hahaha. Get it? But seriously, I’d hit it in a second.

  40. BarbadoSlim

    Oh, that changes, like, everything.

  41. normella

    While your views are disappointing and disheartening, I’m not surprised. This world still has a lot to learn.

    ::shrugs::

  42. Robert Dobolina, Esq.

    @88: You’re forgetting, Nancy Drew, that Armenians have funny-sounding names. Funny name = terrorist. Just ask BarbadoSlim as soon as he’s done with the meth pipe.

  43. normella

    LOL @ Nancy Drew

    So, if funny names = terrorist, then I guess we’re gonna have to watch out for that Bai Ling chick. She looks pretty terrifying, and that’s kinda like terrorizing my eyes.

  44. Missallanpoe

    Disturbing..just disturbing. But not surprising, you’re going to have to do better than this asshole =).

  45. j

    gorgeous sexy and classy you go eva

  46. BarbadoSlim

    Hehehe whatever you say, F. Lee Bailey, maybe they didn’t teach you this a DoucheBag Law but, when you post on a website you are SUPPOSED to post within the spirit and purpose of it.

    Read the disclaimer at the top and try again. Is she a terrorist, I don’t know? Are all all peoples of middle eastern origin terrorist sympathizers? I don’t know. Do I give a rat’s ass? Nope not even a little. Was my post within the the site’s intent, I think so.

  47. Robert Dobolina, Esq.

    @97: If mocking your dumb ass is wrong, Sheriff Rainey, I don’t wanna be right.

  48. djmaryjane

    She is fucking HOT!!!!!!! I’m a chick, I live in Glendale with all the armenians. They are some of the most physically gifted people. Very similar to south american chicks. RAR! Talk all the shit you want, but she’s the hottest chick in Hollywood. If I was Paris I wouldn’t wanna hang out with Kim, cause that body puts Holocaust victim Paris to shame. So what if she’s lasered from head to toe, if I had cash like that you know my beard would be lasered off!;) I’d totally makeout with her butt!!!!

  49. djmaryjane

    Oh yeah, and for thos that don’t know who she is………her daddy(rip) was OJ’s lawyer back when that whole escapade went down. MONEY!

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