Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads

April 15th, 2008 // 129 Comments

These are pics of Kim Kardashian at some event over the weekend that I didn’t get around to posting yesterday thanks to Ashlee Simpson’s uterus and Adnan getting stabbed. I know you guys are probably thinking “Damn, he must really love us to post pics of Kim’s ass this early in the day.” Well, actually, I’m just trying to distract you so I can finish filing my taxes. I’m almost done though. Let’s see: multiply by the current tax rate plus five years of back taxes, carry the one and that equals I’m going to federal prison. Super duper. Okay, change of plans, everybody. Look forward to my next post coming to you live from the Canadian wilderness. They’ve got Wi-Fi out there, right? No, just grizzly bears? Close enough.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Stan the Hand

    90-I saw the porn flick of Kim too. I had my lotion in my hand and ready to go and then I saw a side profile of Kim’s huge wide ass and I could not get hard.

  2. Me

    Kimberly Clark/Gia…….seriously

  3. Rob

    @103/Me/Mandy (AKA Kim Kardaskank)

    Hi Kim how are you?

    I suspect you will be posting something positive about youself sometime this hour.

  4. Jaffo

    People for
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

    Mmmm….animals and antibiotics and pesticides….sweeeet!

  5. Edgar Cayce

    Kim put the fork down and push yourself away from the plate!

    Kim don’t you ever get tired of wearing that hot sweaty girdle with butt pads?

    Kim don’t you ever get tired of having to cover your huge behind when wearing a swim suit?

    Kim quit being self absorbed and work on some humanitarian efforts.

  6. Jaffo

    Oh Mandy….when will you ever learn?

  7. Marisa

    #105

    I’m all for eating tastey animals but I do not want to eat meat that has pesticides, anti-biotics, and growth hormones. This is why I eat organic free range poultry and pigs. I do not eat cow because it takes days to digest and makes people fat.

  8. Grunion

    #91 be nice or I’ll come down and buy your house. we still have money up here in the great white north you know. Good luck with that whole recession thing, at least your hookers will be cheaper when I come to watch football.

  9. Jaffo

    @109 That’s what I love about you goofy Canucks–Your eternal optimism! Hell, I WAS being nice–I told ya we are always gonna be here for you. As far as the house goes–make me an offer! Lol…

  10. Hot Rod

    I’d still hit that…

  11. man

    She’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking insanely hot!

  12. how can someone be so hot?

    My dick just exploded.

  13. daaaaaamn

    Kim Kardashian rocks my cock.

  14. meanmofo

    I just came!!

  15. TJ

    It looks like her arms alone lost 5 lbs from those pool pics. Nice. She looks good again.

  16. Jaffo

    @113 Supposedly, the guy who was the lead singer for Three Dog Night banged so many chicks that the doctor told him to knock it off or he would suffer dire consequences. He didn’t listen, and while he was banging a Miss Somethingorother contestant, the most terrible awful thing ever happened. The phrase used was ‘hot dog in a microwave’. No shit…

  17. Alex

    LOL you can clearly make out the outline of the girdle.

  18. Alex

    And she’s definitely not fat. Whenever she’s in a picture with an actually fat person, you can see how much smaller she is in comparison. Like that beached whale behind her in one of the pics.

  19. G

    folks who say kim’s derriere is hot should get their cornea replaced.

  20. #108 – Or it could be because eating cow would make you a canibal.

  21. Jim

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “SeekingRich.com” last week. It is said she is dating
    a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

  22. Thanks!

    -119-This is why Kim likes having obese people hang out with her so she does not look as fat lol!

    -120-lol! Good one!

  23. Nettie

    Kim is doing her thing and why everywhere here feels the need to lash out at her is just insane! You say that you are not “jealous” or this or that, but if that is the case then why hate so much on her. Why, because she has a life and is doing productive things in her life. The only time people lash out is when they are that unhappy in their own life! As a woman I am appauld that so many other woman are here bashing her weight, calling her obese, one she is not obese, we all have to defend ourselves in one way or another against the “stereo types” of today! If you think just because you are skinny makes you all that and a bag of chips, well then you really need a wake-up call. At the end of the day, we don’t call our friends friends, because they are good-looking, we call them friends becuase they have been kind to us and have supported us.

  24. Raymond

    152 – People post honest comments about celebrities as well as negative. I’ve seen a lot of positive comments about other celebrities because they have actually worked hard to become famous. Kim got famous by having a famous father help get OJ off for murder and she is also famous for doing a lousy porn flick with an ugly guy that used her and dumped her. Kim is also famous for having a huge butt and wearing a girdle with butt pads that make her huge ass look like a freak show. Kim does nothing all day but eat, put a lot of make up on, cruise the Internet and write positive things about her and tell other people that they are jealous of her. She appears at parties and her sisters complain on her reality show that she never helps at the shop. Also Kim spends her day shopping. Kim leads a lazy unproductive life.

  25. narnia

    she had a little secret… two giant pillow behind that skirt!!!

  26. i hate haters

    omg r u kiddin me.. kim is no wear near fat… im a woman.. nd i can admit dat shes da most beautiful woman ive ever seen(well wit makeup) but still .. I KNOW her asss is fake cuz theres dis side pic i seened of her i think from 2004 or sumthin and her ass is od flat.. den all of a sudden she has a fat ass… she dont fool me but even tho i think she has a cuple of fake features.. shes still da hottest unatural woman ive ever seened.. and any girl who says dat dey wud not want to have kims body cuz it look gross IS OUT OF HER MIND.. i wudnt wnt her body cuz shes done sum surgery and in da long run dat surgery comes comes bak to haunt u… but if she were 100 percent natural id give my my left pussy lip for that bod.. SO STOP HATIN ON HER..

  27. i hate haters

    omg r u kiddin me.. kim is no wear near fat… im a woman.. nd i can admit dat shes da most beautiful woman ive ever seen(well wit makeup) but still .. I KNOW her asss is fake cuz theres dis side pic i seened of her i think from 2004 or sumthin and her ass is od flat.. den all of a sudden she has a fat ass… she dont fool me but even tho i think she has a cuple of fake features.. shes still da hottest unatural woman ive ever seened.. and any girl who says dat dey wud not want to have kims body cuz it look gross IS OUT OF HER MIND.. i wudnt wnt her body cuz shes done sum surgery and in da long run dat surgery comes comes bak to haunt u… but if she were 100 percent natural id give my my left pussy lip for that bod.. SO STOP HATIN ON HER..

  28. Corinne

    The ONLY people who would cosign on the butt pad comments are OBVIOUSLY the flat asses of the world. Im very sorry that god did not bless you as did kim but Im sure you have other qualities… Like a big heart or something sweet like that . LMAO.. Get a F$%&ing life you flat azz loser! Stop the hate!

  29. Guy

    She is ugly in the face, and I think she does have butt pads or had butt implants added.

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