These are pics of Kim Kardashian at some event over the weekend that I didn’t get around to posting yesterday thanks to Ashlee Simpson’s uterus and Adnan getting stabbed. I know you guys are probably thinking “Damn, he must really love us to post pics of Kim’s ass this early in the day.” Well, actually, I’m just trying to distract you so I can finish filing my taxes. I’m almost done though. Let’s see: multiply by the current tax rate plus five years of back taxes, carry the one and that equals I’m going to federal prison. Super duper. Okay, change of plans, everybody. Look forward to my next post coming to you live from the Canadian wilderness. They’ve got Wi-Fi out there, right? No, just grizzly bears? Close enough.
Photos: Splash News
QuavisQuavis | April 15, 2008 at 12:43 pm
FIRST!
Fat ass!!
Kim | April 15, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Hi, I’m famous for my hairy anus! Wanna see it?
mimi | April 15, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Look at fish-gutz scrambling to catch up with all the news he doesn’t post over the weekend while he’s out drinking.
OLD NEWS FISH-HEAD
Uncle Eccoli | April 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
There are no words to describe my contempt for that filthy slag.
Jumpin_J | April 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
“I like big butts and I cannot lie”. Beedonkeedonk!
veggi | April 15, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Ahahahaha! That sign!!!
Welcome to: Hairy whoreville..
The Valet Parking is in my fat ass..
AnthonyCaines | April 15, 2008 at 12:49 pm
seriously, my mouth started to water….
Calling All Gays and Bitter Chicks!!! Please Report for Duty!!! | April 15, 2008 at 12:50 pm
There’s a new Kim story – quick, call her fat!
Will | April 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The circus is back in town!
Kim’s got on her industrial strength girdle with butt pads!
Kim’s girdle with butt pads make her huge ass look unnatural like a super freak!
Kim’s really freaky!
noneyobeezwax | April 15, 2008 at 12:52 pm
maybe she’s fat, maybe not. point being, there’s a warm hatchet wound down there somewhere and i’m goin in after it.
Kimberly Clark | April 15, 2008 at 12:54 pm
#8
I may not be famous but I am grateful for not having a huge butt and huge thighs like Kim.
I am also grateful for having the will power to push myself away from my plate and maintain my shape while Kim eats and eats and eats and eats and gets fatter and fatter and fatter….
havoc | April 15, 2008 at 12:57 pm
So damned hot……
.
Silvia | April 15, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I’m not bitter but I do enjoy making fun of Kim’s huge ass and freaky looking butt because of her girdle with butt pads lol!
All day long I am nice to people at work and I watch all the people at work eating bad food all day long getting fatter like Kim. I want to tell them to stop the madness and eat better because fat is gross and unhealthy, but then I would make a lot of enemies, so my only outlet is to make fun of humongous butt Kim lol!
I stay in shape by basically pushing myself from my plate and exercising regularly. Kim must consume 3,000 calories a day!
mike | April 15, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Kim is fat and unattractive..I don’t get how some people think she’s hot. I like nice butts but that is disgusting.
LA ViBE | April 15, 2008 at 1:03 pm
LOL in a prevous post I said how much cellulite Kim had and I wondered what her ass looked like.. wel I gues I was right check out what Paris said:
“In an interview with a Vegas radio station on Monday, Paris talked smack about Kim’s ass. She said, “I would not want [Kim's butt] — it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm
#14, you owe #8 a six pack of I’m-a-fucking-predictable-idiot.
steve | April 15, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Kim is an Armenian-German-Irish GODDESS. No wonder there is so much envy and resentment.
IPUTMYFOOTINYOURASSElliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
#17 u don’t owe us anything, we know your always going to be an idiot.
Ben | April 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
@18
I agree. Why can’t people accept the fact that some of us like cute fat chicks.
Kim is a hot fat chick with a huge ass and I like it a lot!
idiot from idiotville | April 15, 2008 at 1:11 pm
19- you’re not your
pot/ kettle
Binky | April 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Kim’s agent : As we story boarded a few links ago ‘Kim’s Kitchens’ is the the way to go hun. You’d be bigger than that English ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ Gord Whoever.
And let’s face it – the potential will be there to bring out your ‘inner bitch’.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Parking In The Rear
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm
…with apologies to Veggi for the original idea.
Kimba | April 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I hope you realize that you don’t have to be bitter or gay to make a comment that you dislike someone, or that they’re fat. Guess what? I think she’s fat. And guess what? It really doesn’t matter whether you think she is or isn’t because it’s someone’s opinion. So grow a brain, the day I’m jealous of that hag is the day I shoot myself.
Jaffo | April 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Her hairy anus is large and in charge. It looks like a plain donut with a goatee…
veggi | April 15, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Indeed Sambo…. but there will be a service charge!!
Tim | April 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
lmao@all the angry chicks criticizing Kim, trying to deflate the straight guys’ instant hardons! It’ll never work, fuglies. And when you sign in with a guy’s name, it just makes you look even more desperate. (My apologies to the gays who criticize her. Those are your real names, obviously, although you’re not real men, so it becomes a technicality).
Kim, we (the heteros) want you to know that our penises only have eye for you.
IKE | April 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
#11 suppose that you DID want to have her butt and thighs. What would you do? Eat more? Would that work? Would you still have a waist like that?
I don’t think that it’s a matter of “i’m gonna eat and get a fat ass.”
*cha-ching*
my 2 cents
Andy | April 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#25 – “guess what?” That day is obviously today. Good luck and aim well.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Veggi, i’m afraid after IRS is finished with me, you’d have better luck getting blood from a stone.
AJ | April 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I use Kim’s huge hideous butt as a distraction for what is really bothering me.
The Iraq war troubles me and I hope we get a Democrat in office so US can end the war.
4,000+ Americans have already died in Iraq. Please do not wait until we have 50,000 Americans die like in Vietnam before US decides to end the war that cannot be won.
Kimba | April 15, 2008 at 1:26 pm
No, obviously you’re just a dumbass. Fuck off, you’re not going to tell me when I’m jealous of a normal human being. Wow, guys want to fuck her, like that’s a fucking shock? Most guys will fuck anything warm and with a hole, so no, I’m still not jealous of her. All you fuckers can have her for all I care. Again, still don’t want to look like that, whether you like it or not, I’d prefer not to have cellulite everywhere, thanks.
rachel | April 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
#32 – welcome, surrender monkey!
Anonymous | April 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Can’t you do anything about this dating website spammer? It’s gotten beyond ridiculous. Fucking do something about it.
Donkey Ass | April 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
That’s fat. Not PHAT. She’s gross and make my weiner sad.
Andy | April 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm
#33 – clearly you get by on your personality.
Twiggy | April 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm
FAT BIG ASS PUAJ
IKE | April 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm
R.I.P. Kimba.
Jaffo | April 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm
If this site is going to continue to post pics of fat chicks, could we get some of those nudes of Kathy Bates in the hottub with Nicholson? Roowwrrrr!!!!
Kimba | April 15, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Obviously I do. Seriously though, why can’t a person comment about how they don’t like someone/think they are fat? She’s a beautiful woman, I’ll give you that and I never denied that. I just don’t personally like her body and wouldn’t want it for myself, regardless of whether men would like it or not. It’s more important to be comfortable with yourself than have what other people want. So why do I have to be bitter or jealous to comment? It’s a website dedicated to gossip and I’m expressing an opinion, heaven forbid!
havoc | April 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm
LMAO #28…that was greatness.
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Rick | April 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm
“Most guys will fuck anything warm and with a hole”
That’s an accusation that’s more bitter than true. But sure, we’re willing to fuck the pigs, too. That doesn’t mean we don’t highly value girls who are hot. In fact, we value hotness much more than girls do, since we’re not distracted by meaningless things like who the girl is. Whoever this girl is, she’s incredibly hot.
Beej | April 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I would love to go balls-deep in that ass.
Jake | April 15, 2008 at 1:36 pm
#36
lol! Makes your penis sad lol!
Donkey is what Janet Jackson’s family use to call her when she was fat and had a huge ass like Kim; they called her Donk for short.
Kim definitely has a big donkey ass and is an ass!
Jaffo | April 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm
@44…an ass like that makes a man ‘balls deep’ before actual penetration has even occured…
Bigheadmike | April 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Again I ask….
What is her purpose? Why is she famous?
IKE | April 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
#46!!! …..shorty. lol
dog fart | April 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm
post op tranny, mud shark with huge gaping wound
thejoker | April 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
your ass is so fat when u sat down u were 1 foot bigger
Jaffo | April 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Aw come on, Mike–it’s like 8, 9 inches from start of cheek to her furry donut and you know it! Lol…
(This is the part where you fire back and say: ‘I know–SHORTY!)