Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush are back together

September 29th, 2009 // 59 Comments

With one sister pregnant and the other sister married, Kim Kardashian had to act quickly before she became the lonely spinster housing 28 cats under her ass. So she’s back with Reggie Bush. People reports:

“They’re totally back together for real,” says a source close to the couple. “Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together.”

Honestly, I never believed these two were dating in the first place, so it makes me wonder what exactly Kim and/or her publicist have on Reggie Bush that makes him get in line and play the doting boyfriend again at the drop of the hat. Maybe she’s letting him have sex with her, but the guy’s in the NFL, so it’s not like he’s hurting for it. He could even have somebody build him a life-like, non-talking version of Kim’s ass out of two beanbag chairs and diamonds for God’s sake. I don’t get it.

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  1. It's Me Fuckers

    where is the COCK?!?! Come on Superfish!! I KNOW you can do it!

  2. CC

    Does he get to piss on her head?

  3. KIKI

    Is this the fellow that peed on her? Well, to each his own. I think that could cause disease though.

  4. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I thought the Saints already had a good Tight End in Shockey.

  5. Yoda

    I guess the skanky piss guzzler is thirsty again.

  6. Josh

    TITS AND ASS

  7. Rancid

    #2 – I have no doubt in my mind.

    He’s dictating terms – a good position to be until he gets bored.

  8. sixpack

    These girls just can’t stay away from that black cock.

  9. Sport

    Awwwww…she ran out of money already?

  10. Who the hell cares!!!!!!!!

  11. Tr8cthis

    I still think she has a smoking body but from what I remember of that sex tape she isn’t very good at it. Well at least she isnt doing much for the amount of cash he drops on her. Maybe she has the tightest pu$$y he’s ever had?

  12. Delgo

    Beautiful fucking tits man!!! – Raoul Duke

  13. twelvebitches

    Please dear lord have someone proofread your posts.

  14. F*ck you back dude

    What the hell is this obsession and constant media coverage with these Arab looking Armenians anyway. Give it up already, whenever I see pictures of them, I can smell their desperation for fame from my computer screen.

  15. seriously

    The sex tape was her and Ray J not Reggie Bush. If you’re going to make stupid comments at least get your facts straight.

  16. The Rough report

    I knew Reggie couldn’t give up mushy and squishy that easily…

  17. GIRDLE BUTT

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  18. Sam

    We have the 3 signature elements of KK pictures:
    1. Big butt, seen only in profile, not directly from behind
    2. Big glasses
    3. Big drink

  19. titsonsnack

    What is this chick? What does she do, and why is her family famous?
    The only reason I even know about her is from celebrity blogs. I understand she had some sort of show or something but, come on.

  20. Karl The Klansman

    She just didn’t want her little sister to be the only one fucking a nigger.

  21. KIKI

    Damn, what does she do, crab walk around? Where is the butt shot?

  22. Max Planck

    A man with an unfortunate name doinking a woman with an unfortunate ass.

  23. Inmate #2648927

    Doesn’t Randal have something warmly sensitive to say about this?

  24. Autumn

    So, how old are these pics? I thought she was blonde now?

  25. havoc

    “Totally back together for real”

    Well, that cinches it.

    Who was the “source” a twelve year old mall rat?

    .

  26. Ok the majority of people in this country are real dumb and feel the need to worship good looking or extremely talented people. Kim squeezed in due to her oddly large ass, her fat tall sister is trying to have us adore her too, but that other, regular looking short sister who is obviously getting used by her baby daddy for $$$ (think Britney & learn dummy!) what the fuck with that little rat looking pakistani ugly lil shit! Courtney, you are regular looking. Most girls are short. Your short! Your ugly and you have no talent and from your show are really, really annoying to be around! I hope your baby is born with down’s syndrome and a few other abnormlities to bring you people back to earth. Either that or when Kendalls porn tape she made underage leaks out, ya, that might bring em back down.

  27. Fuck You

    22. Jacqueline – September 29, 2009 12:15 PM

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  28. KK

    this no talent, attention hungry fake needs to drop off the face of the earth!

    does this family do anything that isnt for publicity??

  29. TheJoker07

    Nooo! Bastard took my woman again!

  30. Jess

    Great tits and great lips. If her snatch is good and tight, she’s the sexual trifecta!

  31. I can’t wait until 10 years from now when all three of them will be used up. Better dig that money while you can. Clothing isn’t getting any cheaper and you sure need a lot of it to cover that cellulite ridden ass of yours.

  32. effyeray

    ENOUGH!!!!!!! This site used to be fairly humorous & had a few nice looking ladies…. no more. Now the bitch-ass in charge is more worried about… about…. well, about sucking Kardashian ass and sucking in general I guess.

    Hey, CUNT that writes/posts this shit… nice job on running a once fun site into the fucking ground. Not that you’ll read this, after all someone has to scour the earth for more reasons to post about the Kardashians. FUCK THIS SITE.

  33. uknowme

    Anyone see what I’m seeing… I think Kim might be as dumb as we think and might be looking to trap poor Reggie with a pregnant accident too…
    f*k his life after that bs. I hope he has his priorities straighter than we think…

  34. joejoe

    “I won’t be outdone by the other two (attention) whores!”

  35. Darth

    Turns out that their ‘break-up’ was a publicity stunt.

  36. Nero

    This only shows us that we can’t trust ANY of the Kardashian-sisters being truthful.Since they’re such a publicity-whores.

  37. Galtacticus

    Talking about publicity whores.Did she miss the Golden Showers?!

  38. Randal

    HA! I knew this would happen, Kim. You can’t avoid the arrow of love when it’s tipped with fate! You and Reggie are so good together. Communication is the number one strength in any relationship, so may you two communicate like never before. Hope to see the two of you loving it up again on your TV show.

    Randal

  39. So I’m wondering why the butt replica would involve diamonds…

    -meream

  40. Kim

    3? Urine is actually quite sterile until hits my dirty body when streaming out of Reggie. It’s delicious too, with lots of vitamins and minerals Reggie’s body no longer needs, but my dirty, filthy skin needs it to wash away my many slutty sins. Hope I cleared things up for you.

    Kim

  41. Randal(l)

    Kim, while it’s common knowledge you suck a good dick, I fear your may run the risk of pigeonholing yourself. Do you want to be known as “that chick with the fat ass who likes sucking celebrity black cock (Who doesn’t) for media attention” or wouldn’t you rather be know as “That chick with the fat ass who likes sucking everyones cock for media attention.” I know it’s unfair that everyone over looks your obvious talents to…uh….hmmm…or the way you…uh…errr…fuck, is there anything you do besides have a fat ass and suck cock?

    Randal(l)

  42. Blech

    @39: I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants after reading that.

    Not that I care for the Ks or anything. But since Kourtney is preggers and Khloe is almost-married, Kim will either have to go Lesbo for the cameras or she’ll have to carry on the usual wannabe Hilton lifestyle…

  43. struggling_artist

    “He could even have somebody build him a life-like, non-talking version of Kim’s ass out of two beanbag chairs and diamonds for God’s sake. I don’t get it.”

    Okay, you stole the idea for my MFA thesis. Why don’t you go build yourself a real gossip site, tuna?

  44. I dumped her so she ran back to her old boyfriend on the rebound!!

  45. he sucks in the NFL who cares???????????
    hes a bum overhyped superstar but he really is a blowout letdown bust!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    kim is hott but needs to trim that ass hollAA beleivers

  46. Patrick Bateman

    Stank

  47. Come back to Pappa!

  48. FACE

    Bush is a NFL bust and a punk. THe best thing he has accomplished is banging KK. And when she is done with him and onto the next brother, he will just be the overhyped underachieving soft excuse for a NFL running back that he is now.

  49. Semite

    Armenians are beautiful as well as all Arabic type peoples. You can run your mongrel mouths all you want but it is obvious that Americans think so that is why the girls are on the air. And you can’t stay away from anything that makes you that money. Grubbers.

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