Kim Kardashian was scheduled to meet fans at the Monte Carlo Television Festival, but kept them waiting for over two hours. Apparently her eyes weren’t the proper level of fake. But, on a related note, the ass was fully padded and ready for ogle-ification thanks to her dedicated staff of Teamsters and upholstery experts. Star reports:
“Kim was so upset when her stylist forgot fake eyelashes, she refused to leave her dressing room,” a source tells Star. “Kim wouldn’t come out until her stylist tracked down the exact lashes she wanted.”
I think I speak for all of us when I say, Kim Kardashian has eyes?
Photos: Splash News
tanya | June 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
She’s a whore.
kat | June 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
ew. her boobs are veiny and grotesque!
Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 11:59 am
What is the problem? She will not address the public without the fake tits or the fake ass.
Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm
The only eye I’m interested in is buried deep in the valley of darkness.
mike | June 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@2 Kat, how are your boobs?
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Reginald RumpALot | June 25, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I love how this fat chick gets people to cream in their pants.
ray-j | June 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
i wanna put it in her brown-eye
Barack Obama | June 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
That is one lucky brotha.
steve | June 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm
HA! The last few pictures show Reggie Bush carrying her purse. He’s going to be crucified in the locker room.
mar.mar | June 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm
what a stupid butt munch!
shes all kinds of fake…. how can she possably deny it! honestly?
why is she famous in the first place? cuz of paris hilton?
Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
@4 That was a good one troll. I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers even with all of the fake shit. I bet she can suck start a Harley..
Fashion Savy | June 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Before I make my negative comment, some men like Kim’s ex boyfriend who said, “I have a fetish for fat chicks” think Kim is sexy for a fat chick. Ok now my negative comment is fat chicks should never ever wear white because it makes them look fatter and dumpy like Kim in these pictures.
English Bob | June 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I don’t care what you say , i’d be all over her like ants at a picnic !!
Don Imus | June 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Reggie looks like a purse-snatcher.
zuzuspetals | June 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
she’s disgusting.
TOOL | June 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I’ve never looked above her shoulders
English Bob | June 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I have no idea who this fool Reggie Bush is, so i’m guessing he’s George W’s and Oprahs lovechild……Feel free to correct me if i’m wrong.
Warrick Dunn | June 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Reggie Bush stole my bike.
Gross | June 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I still can’t get past it. She likes to get pissed on! Why are people paying her to show up to events? Does everyone get to piss on her? Well, maybe I’m on to something. Quick, get me her agent’s number!
Auntie Kryst | June 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Pic 5
She better be turning her “earnings” over to Reggie or she’s getting pimped slapped.. Gypsy whore.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 25, 2008 at 12:14 pm
She needs the eye lashes to filter out the urin and semen she gets from the Negro cock she loves so much.
Que | June 25, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Que bland.
Auntie Kryst | June 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Correction, pic 6. That filthy gypsy put a picture counting hex on me..
Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm
What is up with the last picture? Is Kim pretending to get a phone call from her invisible phone?
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 25, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Is that her porch monkey holding her purse? And what is up with that quizzical look in his face? Poor negro probably can’t even read.
Mary | June 25, 2008 at 12:18 pm
This is another reason why people do not like Kim because she is a selfish inconsiderate porn star fat bitch. Kim made people wait 2 hours because she just had to have her fake eye lashes. Kim should be thankful that she has fans with a fat fetish.
nipolian | June 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm
How ironic is it that fat ass is attending a festival where the top award is a statue of “Salmacis” A mythological whore known for her extreme vanity and her inability to keep her legs closed.
poodah | June 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm
anyone seen my keys?
Vic | June 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm
18. English Bob – June 25, 2008 12:11 PM said:
“I have no idea who this fool Reggie Bush is” — Are you serious?
Reggie is probably bored out of his mind, probably looking up espn on his iphone.
lisa | June 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Sounds like she might have obsessive compulsive disorder or BDD. Not being able to go out in public without certain things or doing certain things.
Lola | June 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
so weird…. her ass doesn’t look so huge in this dress…. even though it’s a loose dress, you should still be able to see the hugeness….. weird shyt…. looks like her tag-along idiot is getting bored of all the attention
Jackson | June 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
It looks like Kim Kardaskank is not wearing her shelf girdle because her ass looks flat in these pictures.
poohpee | June 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Lisa- profound
whatever | June 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Most unflattering dress ever.
whatevs | June 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm
nah she’s just a fat stupid bitch riding her high horse.
Vince Lombardi | June 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Or her fake boobs, teeth, tan, ass, or personality.
Famous Plastic | June 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm
How bored of Kim does Reggie Bush look? I’ll give their “relationship” 4-weeks or less.
Fluffy Butt | June 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Reggie looks bored. Move on son .. befor your reputation is marred for life. Kim shoulda been a one-time wham bam slam kinda thing, you know. Jesus, don’t wife her! She gotta flabby fake ass and fake eye lashes for fucks sake [and only 1 fuck .. remember]. Anyone can fuck a whore .. but no one will claim one.
havoc | June 25, 2008 at 12:39 pm
HAWT….
Looking good as usual….
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Harry Ballzack | June 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Why in the hell is Reggie Bush even hangin out with this dumb cunt ?
Is he so hard up he goes for the first thing that lets him piss all over her ?
*BING0* ……….. he’s a retarded perv too !!!
Hell he can get that in any alley for a lot less money and WHOLE lot less attention. He doesn’t need to be seen with this P.O.S.
But to hang with a perv, makes him a perv. (guilt by association)
But then he should know how it is to feel the heat of misrepresenting yourself as someone great. Their kind has to stick together so they have someone to talk about …. themselves
Now I wish Katrina had taken me | June 25, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Reggie Bush…our superstar of the future…hanging onto this peed-on call girl AFTER she got fat…holding her purse in public. We thought he was going to be “the man” and it turns out he’s not even a man at all.
Trover | June 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I’d go all Rod Stewart on her left areola. Maybe the right one, too. Unless it tasted like Jay-Z urine.
Sal | June 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm
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It is common in the black community to have a fat fetish and so Reggie obviously likes fat chicks that do porn. I doubt he will marry her though because no man wants to marry damaged goods and if Kim had a baby then she would get even fatter and wider.
Cindy | June 25, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Nice dress. I guess the “I’ll just cut way down for a week before that appearance” diet didn’t quite pan out. No offense, sweetie, but nobody’s interested in anything except your freakish butt. Wear buttless chaps next time, like a good little monkey.
Grunion | June 25, 2008 at 12:58 pm
U can tell Reggie just wants to whip it out and start pissing all over her.
Kim Lardassian | June 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Finally some pics of her with Reggie!
kat | June 25, 2008 at 1:09 pm
@ mike #5
i have a full c cup and my boobs are NOT veiny like that. they are all the same color. nor do they ever get veiny!
Sam | June 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
What to go Reggie!!! Sure, it’s some fancy-ass festival or something, but you’re dressing to keep it real…while you hold a purse…whoops.
sportsdvl | June 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
#48 – prove it! :)
Reggie obviously likes his chicks fat and smelling of pee.