Kim Kardashian really is working out (Or doing a convincing job pretending to be)
Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she’s a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the paps camped outside of Super Buffet. Fortunately, her family invested in a Jaws of Life once the girls hit puberty. Don’t worry, Kim. I know you’ve lost a lot of circulation, but you’ll be home soon and out of those clothes. Oh, no she’s fading. Quick, there’s a road crew! Maybe they have an acetylene torch. STAY WITH ME, KIM! We’ll get those pants off somehow. Is there a chainsaw store nearby?