Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she’s a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the paps camped outside of Super Buffet. Fortunately, her family invested in a Jaws of Life once the girls hit puberty. Don’t worry, Kim. I know you’ve lost a lot of circulation, but you’ll be home soon and out of those clothes. Oh, no she’s fading. Quick, there’s a road crew! Maybe they have an acetylene torch. STAY WITH ME, KIM! We’ll get those pants off somehow. Is there a chainsaw store nearby?
Photos: Splash News
Alynn | July 22, 2008 at 12:22 pm
!FIRST!!!!!
Alynn | July 22, 2008 at 12:22 pm
!FIRST!!!!!
havoc | July 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Oh baby……
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JadenPaidIn | July 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm
She looks much better fully clothed…or fully unclothed.
Spandex ain’t her thing.
True Dat
20-20 vision | July 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Honestly…that one picture, from behind…that’s hot? A short dumb loud girl with dog-show hair, too much makeup, and an oversized butt. You can’t throw a rock in New Jersey without hitting one of those.
Barak Obama | July 22, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I’d pee on her.
pointandlaugh | July 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm
she’ll NEVER work out. The instant she loses her fabulous ass she’ll be forgotten.
Maurice | July 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm
She will always be fat because she loves to eat too much like her mom and fat sisters. Some guys like me love fat chicks. I love fat in the hips, thighs, and butt. She is pretty but lazy and will never ever have a regular work out schedule. Instead she will cancel the gym for KFC and donut shops. It’s all good to me because I have a fat fetish and Kim is a hot fat chick.
sharpeidude | July 22, 2008 at 12:35 pm
#7 – What does it matter? She’s famous because for getting pissed on by some small time muliane rap wannabe.
FRIST!!! | July 22, 2008 at 12:38 pm
That’s right, a nigger told her her ass was too fat and she need to do some work. This pot-belly got totally kettled.
nipolian | July 22, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Spandex can be stretched 500% without breaking and still return to its original shape………….Kim has another 2% to go before she is going to need a new pair of britches.
BigJim | July 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
She’s the reason why lululemon changed the labels on their clothing to read “One size fits MOST.”
royaltux | July 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
wow… why would she wanna work out?? she has the perfect body!!!!
O-M-G | July 22, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Wow….that last pic looks awful O.o Her head looks like one of those Norfin dolls. I’m not sure when it became popular to weave horse hair into a persons head but, I really wish it would stop. Just stop.
cltsig | July 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm
fat mudshark
Rick | July 22, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Yikes. She really needs the “show” (glittery dress, buttpads, etc.) that she usually has around her. Here she looks exactly like a type of girl you can see anytime at any mall. It’s amazing that she’s a celebrity – somebody should win some type of technical award for that.
Randal | July 22, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Kim,
I’m sorry there are so many people wanting to tear you down. Keep up the weight loss, lose as much as you can quickly!
Place this lotion on your skin, too, so it remains quite supple.
PUT THE LOTION ON YOUR SKIN, YOU ARAB WHORE!
Sorry… I’m a bit frustrated… Elliot Spits On Her told me that they can do gender reassignment in Belgium with per-qualifying psyciatric exam. I woke from what I thought would have been a nice easy surgery only to find myself face down tied to a bed being repeatedly violated by Seigfried, Roy and three tigers… So it wasn’t ALL bad.
Good to be back! I’ll try to post more often, but going to the vet now for a checkup on those little recal kittens brewing inside me.
dude_on | July 22, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Not hot and definitely tired as a pap subject.
I don’t hold her watersport fetish against her (as that is healthy for women as long as it isn’t on tape) but this skank just isn’t interesting.
gerard Vandenberg | July 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
At least she’s doing something useful.
WALKIN instead of the car!!
sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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BigJim | July 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I’d make sure I ate a whole bunch of asparagus before peeing on her.
A-1 | July 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I think she looks fine. She is the symbol of a real woman. Don’t give in to what they say, Kim. You look great as you are!
Lola | July 22, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I think she’s a pretty girl…. Everyone talking about her body, to each its own. Personally, I wouldn’t mind to have her body… I find it hard to believe her tits are fake… Her ass, that’s another thing. It could be, but I really don’t think it is. Only reason why it’s such a huge deal is because she’s a white girl.. Or Armenian…. Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Eve etc all got asses as big or even bigger than hers.But it’s normal on them because they’re expected to have a big ass cuz they’re black. Kim K doesn’t deserve half the publicity she gets because she does nothing at all. She’s an attractive girl with money and a sex tape. That’s all there is to her and will ever be
spamfighter | July 22, 2008 at 1:02 pm
is that a giant camel toe I see? perhaps more like, camel hoof??
Vero | July 22, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Her ass looks like mine when I wear my spanx support underwear with my spandex work out bottoms. The spanx underwear goes from the waist to the top of the knees. I think she is wearing spanx too because she does not have the unusual bigger perky butt from wearing her usual girdle with shelf lift/and or butt pads. She looks like an average fat chick like me. I know I have my fat in the right places to appeal to some men, but I want to lose my fat, but it is hard because I am like Kim, I love to eat too much and too much of it.
spamfighter | July 22, 2008 at 1:05 pm
pointandlaugh, if you think that ass is fabulous, I’m wondering if you can qualify for a minnit. have you ever slept with a woman?
BigJim | July 22, 2008 at 1:05 pm
@20:
Nothing reeks so much as desperation.
Fomiesha | July 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
#23
All races have fat people; black, white, red, yellow. When one eats too much, one gets fat like Kim and Beyonce. Beyonce has fat thighs, fat butt, and fat hips because she eats too much like Kim. I am black and fat like Kim because I eat too much. A lot of the black community love fat on females on the hips, thighs, and butt. But if making excuses makes you feel better about being fat; then keep on making excuses.
Winston | July 22, 2008 at 1:12 pm
#22
So you are saying that real women stuff their faces and eat too much and get fat like Kim. You must have a fat fetish and are ashamed of it because you cannot admit Kim is fat. Real women get a good education, practice discipline by not over eating and exercising regularly, practice common sense, good hearted, not self absorbed, and do not make sex tapes like Kim.
KG | July 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Why do we have to be subjected to her pics every day? She’s not hot and she’s not interesting. Unless the only other choice is Brook Hogan or Amy Winehouse, please refrain from any more of this tub’s pics.
noneyobeezwax | July 22, 2008 at 1:22 pm
i thought black was suppose to be a thinning color. she needs alot more black.
Deacon Jones | July 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm
FISH
Get those James Blunt pics posted of the yacht party ASAP!!!!
Deacon Jones | July 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm
FISH
Get those James Blunt pics posted of the yacht party ASAP!!!!
A-Rod | July 22, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Bitch needs to start waxing her arms again. Furry little Arab that she is.
Anon | July 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
She can work out as much as she wants as long she doesnt lose that ass.
Jason | July 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I’d hit it.
Andy | July 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Two words: Jessica Biel.
A big, round, FIRM, TIGHT, TONED butt.
Not a flabby oversized cellulite sausage wrapped in spandex.
You Kim fans have no taste at all.
Denni | July 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Fat, lazy, pig.
I’m sick of Fat girls saying “Real women”. That’s an excuse for fat, lazy people.
whynot | July 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm
seriously, there is a picture of beside the word WHORE in the dictionary. She is not a celebrity. She has no talent. Well she is good at getting pissed on. Her sextape is one of the most boring pieces of shit there is. Actually she is worse that a whore…What whould that be? New word ..Kardashian- worst than a whore.
Ted from LA | July 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Secretary butt… make that Secretariat butt.
Famous Plastic | July 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
She really took the “everyone loves my ass attention” the wrong way (and gained 20 lbs). Everyone loves Kim’s ass like everyone loves the bearded lady in the circus…
sunshine | July 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
#5, hahaha, you are right on the mark! good one
alisa | July 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
i seriously dont get how any of you could say anything bad… she looks soooooo good…i knew all she needed to do was lose a few pounds and work out .. now shes curvy but toning up and looks sooo hot im so jealous
FACE | July 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm
She is beautiful. She just doesnt fit the eurocentric standfards of femainine beauty to a tee. And white people are vicious when a woman dares to be beautiful without the narrow hips, small flat ass, thin lips, straight blonde hair, and light skin.
I would rim her until she farted – thats how fine she is.
free lily | July 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm
The one positive thing I can say is, at least she’s not carrying two plates of fried food like her sister Khloe.
dmatt | July 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm
why would you stop rimming her if she farted?
Sambo | July 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm
#43
Lose a few pounds lol! She needs to lose at least 40 pounds and this would make her around 120 pounds. She would still have some extra fat because she is only 5’3″ but it would be an improvment. She has fat induced curves and you must be jealous because you are obese.
#44
Ha! Ha! You have a fat fetish!
Chuckles | July 22, 2008 at 2:17 pm
The funniest comments go to the following:
5, 10, 11, 14, 16, 34, 37,38,45
@40
Very clever Ted. You went from human to horse.
Sell Porn Make Money | July 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Reggie bush’s new shoe: Kick that phat ass into shape cross trainer by nike.
bob | July 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm
you guys r all gay, this chick is a dime and you fags would pussy out if she offered to give u some..bunch of homos