Kim Kardashian provides an answer to the age-old question ‘Girl, where did you go and get dat ass?’

August 1st, 2008 // 87 Comments

I was just wondering if Kim Kardashian is getting enough dairy in her diet. Mostly because I’m concerned that Russian cosmonauts aren’t quite able to see her ass from space yet. What can I say? I’m a humanitarian.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Ferdinand Narcos

    Look,it’s Kim and her jigaboo booty.

    Again.

    Yawn.

  2. She’s cute – let her eat the cone.

  3. elizabeth R

    shes cute! And shes got a real girls figure. not a scrawny skinny-fat twig. Sexy, curvy. nuff said.

  4. simplicity

    lame post

    nobody cares about this chick anymore
    why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
    what’s seriously exciting about her??

    lame

  5. simplicity

    lame post

    nobody cares about this chick anymore
    why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
    what’s seriously exciting about her??

    lame

  6. simplicity

    lame post

    nobody cares about this chick anymore
    why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
    what’s seriously exciting about her??

    lame

  7. simplicity

    lame post

    nobody cares about this chick anymore
    why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
    what’s seriously exciting about her??

    lame

  8. simplicity

    lame post

    nobody cares about this chick anymore
    why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
    what’s seriously exciting about her??

    lame

  9. simplicity

    lame post

    nobody cares about this chick anymore
    why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
    what’s seriously exciting about her??

    lame

  10. simplicity

    (above spam was intentional and completely necessary)

    Is it time to say goodbye to Superficial?
    If all it’s going to be is the same nobody’s fat ass in every other post, I’m outta here.

    boring fish..
    Time to move on

  11. simplicity

    (above spam was intentional and completely necessary)

    Is it time to say goodbye to Superficial?
    If all it’s going to be is the same nobody’s fat ass in every other post, I’m outta here.

    boring fish..
    Time to move on

  12. simplicity

    (above spam was intentional and completely necessary)

    Is it time to say goodbye to Superficial?
    If all it’s going to be is the same nobody’s fat ass in every other post, I’m outta here.

    boring fish..
    Time to move on

    again, necessary spam

  13. Realist

    This Randal dude makes me worry…I think he’s convinced that he actually has a relationship with these people and is communicating with them…I smell a John Hinckley situation brewing.

  14. Cattyluo

    She is lovely !I saw hei profile on Millionaire4me.com—-Wow,she is so hot.There are so many famous people on this site.It is a worth to have a look.Don’t miss it.

  15. Ted from LA

    Don’t you worry about Randal. He has been great ever since he completed his anger management course.

  16. Ted from LA

    I urine for Kim.

  17. Frank

    She looks like Cher with curves.

  18. The look in her eyes in the top pic is an epic lol

  19. khloe

    she is hot as shit.

    first, i’m sure she’s not getting her ass from frozen yogurt. everyone responding here is probably eating gallons of ice cream alone in their mom’s basement.

    enjoy stewing in your jealousy while i copy her hot outfit and get an astounding amount of male attention when people are like, whoa you look like kim kardashian.

    woot.

  20. irrumare

    I really like your website, Karl Wang.

  21. Maham

    I just think she’s a cute girl who doesn’t have a reason to be that famous.
    Let her eat, and enjoy herself… She’s only human.

  22. PettyPape

    #43- (hits chest with fist) RIGHT ON!

  23. TheJoker07

    Would love to lick ice cream off her booty.

  24. I’M SURE SHE LOVES TO LICK!!!

  25. madiha

    SHES A HOT GIRLE BIG ASS BIG BOOBS
    LOVE KIM 4 EVER

  26. Lindsays

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
    ?????????????????

  27. jojo

    HERS IS THE FATTEST ASS I EVER SEEN,WHAT A PATHETIC PIG,SHE IS NOT A CELEBRITY,WHY THE MORONIC MEDIA FOLLOWS HER!
    I HATE HER,AND I DON’T WANNA SEE HER ASS.

  28. Blah

    simplicity 54-62; your posts were really fricking annoying. You think the fishes post was boring? You just irritated & bored everyone w/ yours; again…and again,etc. Once or twice would have been enough. But I am happy to see that hardly anyone is posting abt Kim Bigass Kardashian. Is her 15 minutes finally up? Please God…

  29. free lily

    i can only imagine the photo shopping going on with the original pic.

  30. Sassy girl

    Most of you do NOT even know what fat is!!!

  31. Nudgie

    Great pic – but knowing what we know about her – shouldn’t the ice cream be chocolate??? :P

  32. man she is soo awesome i love her she is sexy

  33. Racer X

    KiKa > all.

  34. FACE

    right #82 – how I wish that ice cream cone was my cock and balls

  35. damn.... too bad im 6.2 and the ice cream just digest to pure sexy Biatch!

    khloe – August 2, 2008 7:42 PM

    she is hot as shit.

    first, i’m sure she’s not getting her ass from frozen yogurt. everyone responding here is probably eating gallons of ice cream alone in their mom’s basement.

    enjoy stewing in your jealousy while i copy her hot outfit and get an astounding amount of male attention when people are like, whoa you look like kim kardashian.

    woot.

    this was fuckin rich i just had to copy paste this hot ass mess of a stabbing statement to the um “Haters”.

    1) shit, is right on the money, hot shit is even closer i just saw her without her mountain of makeup and a monster shit i take on her chest…. nice and steamy and minus the cup!!! in other words i feel insulted you feel i should downgrade to be on her level

    2) your correct she get her ass from fried oreos, and a top secret government employed plastic surgeon, who id like to call Dr. Purchased Some Ass Cheeks, and i think i previously mentioned busted anus…. did you not see the film, (cough, sneeze , i mean leaked homemade porno) ps not self leaked

    3) male attention by wrapping fabric and strings around your tits? great bday surprise not a great get up when in public and trying to be a self proclaimed “role model” or leverage to hemming a man up to be his wifey material sweetie what part of being a boss did you not get? i can wear a white suite showing nothing but minimum cleavage rocking stillettos, smoking a cigar sippin on henney without the coke and pull men. because im a mutha fuckin boss. what wrong with females these days kim a role model? if this is our only role model, and example of woman sexuality, and beauty standards… wow did ya not peep the 60′s? you dont have to wear the same recycled stripper attire to be sexy. sexy is attitude, its your body too, but its your everything. kim is the perfect example of being perfectly naked, but still hella weak. and that desperado tude is not hot. she is a bust it then roll over and dip baby. she jus got lucky reggie is 23 and haven’t yet read the ” how to pimp/ pussy proof your cranium memo”.

    4) this next part dear gave me severe heartburn reading; “enjoy stewing in jealousy”…. wow you busted out the big guns on that shit didnt ya? well your witticism surprises me, not bad for a kim stan, not bad at all. well enjoy being a copy cat, last i check bosses dont jock the next bitch. … so while this kim stan epidemic is flarin outta control like aids. ill be that boss ass amazon at the bar in the club in the midst of brain dead clingy whiny ass mannequins- ill be smokin my cigar and sippin my henney singing “we are not the same i am a martin” bet how many men phone home?

    oh yeah and woot lmfao? ill leave that alone, i dont want to push any cutters to the each ya know? i can see it now emo kim stan ends it all…. now download that shit BIATCH!!

  36. No amount of ice cream can give a woman the beautiful curvature Kim is blessed with…if you want to thank anyone, or thing, thank her skeletal system.

  37. meronda cawsdrove

    im tellen you just how i feel so wake up the members of the nations and shes looking hungry fo sundae ice creeaam awoowoo yeehaaw hulk smash kim smash

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