I was just wondering if Kim Kardashian is getting enough dairy in her diet. Mostly because I’m concerned that Russian cosmonauts aren’t quite able to see her ass from space yet. What can I say? I’m a humanitarian.
Photos: Flynet
Kim Kardashian provides an answer to the age-old question ‘Girl, where did you go and get dat ass?’
August 1st, 2008 // 87 Comments
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britney's weave | August 1, 2008 at 3:35 pm
that first pic is the shit. thank you, fish.
Derek | August 1, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Must be hot in LA this time of year…
LMFAO | August 1, 2008 at 3:38 pm
yea im very jealous lol…. shes having a purple power ranger helmet (aka special ed) moment thanx for the pix as paris would say… thats hott
PimpMammaM | August 1, 2008 at 3:38 pm
OMG how friggin funny is that pic!!!!!
Barak Obama | August 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
What’s up muffin-top? Do you come here often?
katia | August 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm
dairy is addictive because it has dopamines to aid mother-child bonding
everyone should stop thinking of it as a ‘food group’
it has pus from the nipples too! nasty!
rough daddy | August 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm
id love to burry my nose right between that crack
Rami | August 1, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Shes such a fat fucking pig.
ph7 | August 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Kim Kadashian is always a good closer for the weekend.
veggi | August 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Wow, what a hypocrite (hippo-crite, actually). Given her preferences that should be chocolate ice cream, with squirts of tapioca followed by lemon juice.
lulu | August 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
WHO MADE THESE STUPID SCARVES “FASHIONABLE”?? THEY LOOKING FUCKING RETARDED. FUCKING. RETARDED. Plus it’s summer time…who needs a scarf?!?!?!?
lulu | August 1, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@10
OMG LMFAO—so true.
jeramey | August 1, 2008 at 3:50 pm
i swear, this is the best laugh i’ve had all day
good job
antoine | August 1, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Picture #1 looks like she’s never had anything that big close to her mouth before. Suddenly, I feel sorry for Reggie Bush.
Angus | August 1, 2008 at 3:50 pm
#6 – PETA troll – we’re worship a cow here, and most of the guys commenting are white so they’ll never get a chance to eat her. You should be happy.
pewpewpew | August 1, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I would wreck her bad … she would be screaming HELL YES PEWPEWPEW!!!
Wendy | August 1, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Her face is looking more and more like Cher’s.
granada | August 1, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Kim, you shouldn’t be eating that ice cream–what happened to your sudden “work out plan”?
I bet she gets her jeans custom made.
Jim | August 1, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Poor Reggie. He told her “Look, Kim, you know I like the big booty – you know I do – but it’s getting out of hand now. You need to get in shape. I hate to say this, but it’s either me or the ice cream.” Well, Reg, here’s your answer…
Famous Plastic | August 1, 2008 at 3:59 pm
God people must be bored. Kim calles the paps for a photo op: “I’m going to be licking an ice cream cone at the corner of sunset and manchester at 12pm sharp. For an extra $100 I’ll lick your ice cream cone too…”
Chris | August 1, 2008 at 4:04 pm
OM NOM NOM!
whatsonmycameraphone | August 1, 2008 at 4:05 pm
HILLarious.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 1, 2008 at 4:09 pm
ha, she is killin that ice cream… I would love to stick that though.
rough daddy | August 1, 2008 at 4:16 pm
that ice cream had no chance
One | August 1, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Oh my gosh, that was fricken funny; thank you fish. After a day of pap schmears, dog farts, and general life aggravations, I needed that laugh. (…tmi anyone? ;)
Fred | August 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm
What a disgusting individual.
Can someone please remind me why she’s famous? She just kinda seemed to appear on the radar for no obvious reason.
The Laughing G-D | August 1, 2008 at 4:25 pm
People are going to photoshop their penises in place of that ice cream cone in the first picture…
eatherhole | August 1, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Her eyes are lit up like it’s a cock she’s about to eat. I should introduce her to my purple-headed yogurt slinger, she’d love him.
Fred | August 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm
@25…
Holy crap, what frik do you do for a living?
LA | August 1, 2008 at 4:41 pm
.i think shes hella pretty…and its mostly girls that say mean things about her…..cause im pretty sure if kim was to want any of the guys on here they’d be all for it…plus. who doesnt love ice cream!
GinaRae | August 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
It’s summer! This whole “summer” scarf thing is such a bogus fad. No one wears $%^&*#@ SCARVES in the SUMMER. That and the whole terrorist sympathy scarves is so bullshit. God Hollywood sucks. And here i continue to sit and read.
cltsig | August 1, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Oh yeah. Mudshark.
cltsig | August 1, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Oh yeah. Mudshark.
cltsig | August 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Wouldn’t chocolate ice cream be more appropriate?? Vanilla just doesn’t look right on her mudshark lips.
joe bloe | August 1, 2008 at 5:57 pm
id so eat ice cream out of that.
Sid | August 1, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Wow, if this is it, it’ll be a boring weekend. Let me get things started…
So at least now we know exactly how Kim got so FAT. At 40 lbs overweight, she shouldn’t be eating any ice cream at all.
(discuss)
wanks | August 1, 2008 at 6:13 pm
haha that pic is so damn funny….hey Fish you should put that pic of her in the Superficial banner next week!
sameshitdifferentyear | August 1, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Thanks Fish for one of the best pics on your site (ever).
KIMZILLA about to swallow the city of Tokyo.
#29 lol
Lex Steele | August 1, 2008 at 6:29 pm
If she goes after Reggie Bush’s cock like she is that ice cream, brutha is one happy dude. Swallowed whole, yet creamy.
Pid | August 1, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I eat ice cream but my butt is super flat :(
hey funny youve got a porn star name lol | August 1, 2008 at 6:47 pm
@39
first id like to state the coincidence of your name, dont ask but i luved him in black reign with carmen haze (now she shouldve gotten five mill) …. second did you see the tape? im so sorry but she cannot fuck or suck dick, (who does that 1978 double hand wrap around like milking a cow? or lay there taking it? no backing it up, fake orgasms, she cute but give me a break that was a porn tape from hell, hats off to ray j, that man blasted those cheeks.) its 2008, lollipop was an instructional song not a metaphor. my question is why make the tape? so the synopsis ladies and gents; less time in the mirror more time ACTUALLY learning HOW to FUCK thats if your gonna go there in the first place lol. i give her cred though she made five mill. not hatin but sweetie was just a pretty face to skeet on…. i jus cant watch people make that mistake of confusing the two of victim and a gangsta, im just keepin up with reality
Randal | August 1, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Hey Kim, great to see you again for it’s been awhile since we spoke last.
You continue to be a light in an otherwise darkened world. Not only do you inspire women but you also inspire the men.
By far, you are the Godess we’ve been waiting for.
Randal
its the age old combo of plastic, busted anus, and fried oreos... | August 1, 2008 at 7:08 pm
@40
stick to that regimen kido, and youll have an ass that relies on girdles like a flatliner in the ER needs life support…..
just being a bit salty. people love you for you, pancakes, dont be sad love your pancake ass
fat bitches dont be mad love your fat ass
women yall letting hollywood make you forget whats real and fake. love you for you. just be the best YOU can be. dont try to be the next chick. grab your ass flat or gigantic and just love it. the reality is being pretty or perfect does shit. look at kim. she s pretty rich… braindead and still manages to seem unhappy and vacant. begging the public to like her, people dress me, am i hot, am i relevant because you all feel im hot, lol wtf?. be a boss and own whatever you do have. the world will not only respect you for it but it wouldnt matter cause your too busy feeling yourself. whatever you do just do it to the fullest. thats why society is rapidly falling apart everyone is spineless, and too wrapped up in shit that doesnt matter. im 6.2 36c 27 37 somebody somewhere is like your to0 tall your too this, do i cry about it, seek approval from everybody? fuck no, i embrace the sexy and the not so sexy it is what it is, and i politely pull down my panties and i take a piss on their foreheads…. so stop letting these sillicone blow up dolls and photoshop to death uber sluts destroy the reminisce of what society has been eradicating for years, WOMENS SELF WORTH. dont be that girl who lets guys poke them to be liked and validated. be that girl whos is already SELF empowered and fuck to please HERSELF, plus it never hurts to a have a few sex slaves on deck ya dig?
TruthHurts | August 1, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Randal get a fuckin clue, like you actually know her. come on!
TruthHurts | August 1, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Randal get a fuckin clue, like you actually know her. come on!
mimang | August 1, 2008 at 8:25 pm
i’m jealous. i’m getting my own ice cream right now.
@ #43
“be a boss and own whatever you do have”
that’s sounds ok to me. :)
maybe he does.... | August 1, 2008 at 8:27 pm
@45 getting at 42
its funny but sometimes on these threads some peoples responses seem as though there from reggie, somebody close to kim, or even kims lame ass pretending to be somebody else. so in a nut shell that sounds like some gay ass baby back bitch shit so say, so maybe it was reggie’s proposal to kim…..
ps i really used to respect reggie till he got his dick stuck in the fucking pickle jar. i really hope this year goes well for him i do. the man has sooo much potential. he was raw since USC now he is fallin off. money wise he still has stacks, career wise, shit if he doesnt throw this bitch in the trash like he shoulda did last year, focus on his career his negotiations for the renewal of his contract will sound more like a keith sweat song. so please do new orleans and trojan fans a favor drop this ho at the nearest curb so the next trick can play his hand, and salvage your chances to be one of the greats, versus being a bust, and wifing the most glorified jumpoff in history. just because shes eager to suck dick doesnt actually mean its even worth it. QUALITY VERSUS QUANTITY…. right now her purchasing wedding magazines before you even asked the bitch is a penalty flag. she has bad form (that and the planet seen her bobbin on ray j dangle stick) and its a bad look . please learn from paul mc cartney if you do decide to attempt to flip a ho into a house wive… get a prenup and ask your self what REALLY happened with her EX HUSBAND. you 23 you need to cool it
Yeah Nice | August 1, 2008 at 9:19 pm
That must be a Ben & Jerry’s Ray J Surprise flavored scoop.
Damn, she's inhaling that ice cream. | August 1, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Everyone stop hatin’ on Kim. Hoes gotta eat too.
celebrity foods | August 2, 2008 at 12:39 am
She still has a nice booty if you ask me
that is a funny face she is making though