Kim Kardashian premieres her bionic rack

October 11th, 2007 // 123 Comments

Great Caesar’s ghost! How does Kim Kardashian stand up straight? She’s got a behemoth ass and now it appears she has breasts the size of watermelons. And not just regular watermelons. I’m talking about genetically-enhanced melons the size of Buicks. Talk about her new reality show? Why the hell would I do that? A.) It’s stupid and B.) You’re looking at my whole day right here. I’ve canceled all my appointments and made Kim Kardashian’s boobs my top priority. Yep, what can I say? I’m a workaholic.

NOTE: I don’t know what this thing is but it needs to be put in a cage immediately.


  1. IKE

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Kim Kardashian!

    The penis has awaken.

  2. Disappointed

    I send out a picture of Kim K wearing pink underwear to my male colleagues at work. Where her enormous ass is clearly visible and barely covered. I was expecting some “wows” and a lot of thank you.
    It did not happen. One screamed “YECHH, SHE IS SO VULGAR”, the other sent me a picture of a clean nice girl with a note saying “I prefer her”.
    - Sigh- .

  3. IKE

    “DISAPPOINTED” (103)
    I’LL TAKE THE PICTURE!

  4. Thinking

    Why is Bruce Jenner even photographed? Did Wheaties decide to search for retro-athletes for the latest box?

    Kim, or are you really Christina Aguilera? Strikingly similiar bodies(minus the GIANT ASS)

  5. jenyc

    she looks like a tranny

  6. TD

    Any dude that says Kim Kardashian is nasty, or that they wouldn’t fuck her given the chance, is a flat-out homo (not that there’s anything wrong with that…) Yeah, her ass is big, but it’s nice and round, with no cellulite. It’s beautiful. Then again, too many men these days have been brainwashed into thinking chicks with asses like 12 year-old boys is the ideal…

  7. TheExpatriot

    As vertically challenged as she is it’s no wonder that her boobs looks that fat.

  8. Mama Pinkus

    Everything about Ms. Kardashian is too much, except her talent

  9. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    Nice cankles

  10. yowillie

    KA-BOOM.
    What’s with the thighs of the gal on the left? They would hurt.

  11. Guest

    Who’s the botox experiment that’s in pic #2. She looks like she’s about 50!

  12. Jazy

    thers some fuck up people that post on here…..like petophllies and rapists and shit like that…….maybe I should quit cause I dont want to be lumped in that category since most people on here like to lump people together and shit.

  13. Disappointed

    #104 IKE, since the site where I got the photo has disappeared, I sent the picture to tips@thesuperficial.com
    I have no personal WEB site at the moment so I cannot post it
    She had a really weird ass

  14. gerard Vandenberg

    Kim, you simply use too much of make-up. You still know the famous line of words: LESS IS MORE. Well, you’re using the opposite of words: MORE IS LESS!! YAK, YAK, YAK!!

  15. Carla

    200lb, cankles, jowls? Do you realise the shit some of you people talk.

    I mean if you think she’s fat and ugly, then god only knows what some of you must see when you look in the mirror.

    Seriously, get into therapy before it’s too late.

    And to the rest of you who just like being c*nts for no reason, you know this girl gets fucked by HOT men every which way she turns and you’d all pee your pants if you met her in person.

  16. Carla

    And funny how no-one is ripping into the guys in the top pic……typical of jealous, insecure girls and bitter, twisted guys to only single out the women. You are not fooling anyone.

  17. It seems like every time i see a new photo of her, she looks like she added more weight to her bust. Does show own a 24 hour plastic surgent?.

  18. blizzy

    I’m trying to figure out what she does and why she’s so popular. I see her on this site all the time with her ass visible from the international space station, but I never knew who the hell she is.

    And what the fuck is Carla talking about? (re:117)

    And Kerry? (re: 87) Is that John Kerry? OMG way to botch an election bro. You teh suck.

    And SuzyC I agree with you. As long as you mean to ask is she owns a 24 hr. plastic surgeon.

  19. mcawful

    The tranny is Robin Antin, founder of the Pussycat Dolls, and sibling of Jonathon Antin, that “non-gay” hairstylist from Blow-Out. Equally unimportant.

  20. GoodFellaz

    God i love this forum, it’s always so funny how everyone in here pretend they would’nt hit Kim, when they probably single and masturbating thinking of her every night, ain’t that about a bitch.

  21. Nick

    girl in the black sequined dress for me please!!!

  22. Gloria

    she is hot and beautiful, but somebody tell me that she usually goes to adating site called sugarcupid.com, is she lonely, or she goes there to find her friends?

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