Kim Kardashian premieres her bionic rack

October 11th, 2007 // 123 Comments

Great Caesar’s ghost! How does Kim Kardashian stand up straight? She’s got a behemoth ass and now it appears she has breasts the size of watermelons. And not just regular watermelons. I’m talking about genetically-enhanced melons the size of Buicks. Talk about her new reality show? Why the hell would I do that? A.) It’s stupid and B.) You’re looking at my whole day right here. I’ve canceled all my appointments and made Kim Kardashian’s boobs my top priority. Yep, what can I say? I’m a workaholic.

NOTE: I don’t know what this thing is but it needs to be put in a cage immediately.


  1. soy

    smells like fat dirty rodent

  2. sensitive guy

    i’ve nerve been first – i feel… naughty

  3. UCrawford

    Gi-normous.

  4. UCrawford

    So who’s the guy standing next to her wearing the Bruce Jenner mask?

  5. D. Richards

    Damn, two in one day! I have no life..

  6. joe

    It’ll do.

  7. tret

    fat ass fat ankles
    puke

  8. Guy

    @2

    I would recheck that if I was you.

  9. scooter

    what is that sick ugly thing standing nest to her sticking it’s ass out?

  10. captain obvious

    IMPLANTS :-(

  11. ha8ter

    Is this her whole family or something? She has a huge ass.

  12. Bill

    Whose the dude in a dress in photo #2?

  13. Encore

    Whos that whore?

  14. hegadeth

    Hideous dress, shoes, group pic. Cankles, ugh.

  15. Z

    dont be stupid.
    massive ass on the back.
    huge rack on the front.
    can you see? balance.
    its all math you know. pfft.

  16. Nanny Nanny Boo Boo

    The white skirt chick has HUGE thighs! They even stick out further than her stomach xP

  17. Cant Wait. Playboy next month. Her Daddy would be proud

  18. gateway

    hshsh Bruce jenner
    wow look at mom’s new face lift to look like Lizaminnelli
    the tranny is her playmate

  19. Bruce looks scary.

  20. Anon

    Who is the chick in the black dress?!?

  21. lesbianLady

    LOOKS like a cheapOldWHORE
    and for shame… those delicate shoes are too small for her giantis iranian hoofs

  22. Supervixn

    I believe the thing that needs to be “caged” is Jonathon Anton’s sister– the founder of Pussycat Dolls club and musical group.

  23. Joe Sapienza

    Who’s the hot lil brunette Shakira looking ho in the picture in the black dress. Woawweewa…She’s hotter than KK. Can I get her number.

  24. salmonswife

    her wieght must be hitting 200lbs
    red fat hookers should not wear little lady shoes

  25. Erik Gordon

    Her Tits are bigger than my head…… and that’s big!!!!!!

  26. p911gt10c

    #2, you should feel like a fuckin loser, is what you should feel like

    #18, dude, just d/l her shitty porn movie. On her back, legs in the air, just as it should be.

  27. fake butts

    You can tell the step sister also went to the same plastic surgeon for buttock enhancement

  28. so anyway

    the tranny is pussycatdolls founder…and fyi her nemesis is the guy who pimps ‘girls gone wild ‘
    i hate kk a red piece of diryt shit

  29. igroovin

    overrated.

  30. igroovin

    the girl to the far left is way prettier.

  31. gossipfolks

    the ugly oldie is the chick who founded the pussycat dolls. apparently in the jurassic period.

  32. yep

    Kim you are a dog
    you should be fucked like a bitch
    over and over again until your silicone bursts and eats all your makeup of your fake ass face to go with your fake ass fame

  33. Habitual Line Stepper

    I wonder how long it takes this bitch to make herself look like that. I’ll bet during hot sweaty sex, she’d resemble that melting man in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

  34. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day

    Wow I love the way she does her makeup. Does she use a trowel or a paint roller, maybe both. That fuzy katie holmes hairline she has at the top of her forhead is BEGGING to be covered by side swept bangs.

    I don’t know if her tatas are real but her nose is not, it’s a total David Schwimmer nose Basically it was a beak so they narrowed it and made it perfectly straight problem is proportin wise it is still big and and really really long. Compare her nose to a natural one like Nicole Kidman. I hate nose jobs(you should see the original Schwimmer nose I’ve seen many jobs and they look fucking ridiculous and so obvious if you know what the signs are (indcredibly straight and narrow yet really still big and very LOOOOOONG). Plastic surgery is for pathetic loosers with more money than brains.

    Anyway this bitch looks like her farts would be nuclear and she clearly needs daily waxing NO CHANCE she doesn’t have a major mustach. She obviously stupider than fuck and might I remind that her myspace used to list her profession as Princess (maybe now it says whore; that would be more accurate)

  35. Um, the dude?
    BRUCE JENNER.
    Check the link, scroll ass down.

  36. foreplayIsOverrated

    She looks so FAKE HAPPY
    fake smelly cow tetes

  37. jrzmommy

    HOLY TOLEDO!

  38. how does she ?

    how does she wipe herself
    or wax that big fatt iranian princess ass

  39. She may be plastic, but she’s MY KIND of plastic. Like a dark skinned version of Pamela Anderson.

  40. jan

    one day all of calif will look like them
    in different colors

  41. She’s a whore and her stepfather is a girl.

  42. I’ll take tits for a $1000 Alex!!!

    Thank god this is not another Britney post

  43. Shallow Val

    tick, tick, tick, tick, tick…….ding. OK time to go home. Byeeeeeee!

  44. Shallow Val

    22 lesbian lady

    I was gonna correct your spelling but was laughing so hard I decided not to. I LOVE the hooves comment. Price-fucking-less.

  45. ugh

    i hate red lipstick except for on gwen stefani

  46. I’m wih #35 about the makeup. She always looks like she has a 1/2″layer of it pasted on her face. I wonder what she looks like with a clean, washed face.

    Does she even have normal skin under there? She could be covered with leprosy scars under all that warpaint and we’d never know it.

  47. The Beast

    I dunno wtf some of you guys are talking about, shes hot. I love her body, the ass and the tits. I would totally fuck her.

  48. i will comment for once

    #48 – people that say she is ugly are : skinny ugly females, gay men, jealous females, ( aka MOST of the people that comment on these websites)

    don’t worry she is hot sexy voluptious mysterious exotic gorgeous etc….

  49. youareallgaywads

    I would like to cum in K.K.’s ass. You posters must either be faggots or jealous fat, pig, cow, women. That girl has some luscious curves. But I bet you morons would rather have a stick figure. I’d rather slap that fat ass and cum on some huge tits.

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