Great Caesar’s ghost! How does Kim Kardashian stand up straight? She’s got a behemoth ass and now it appears she has breasts the size of watermelons. And not just regular watermelons. I’m talking about genetically-enhanced melons the size of Buicks. Talk about her new reality show? Why the hell would I do that? A.) It’s stupid and B.) You’re looking at my whole day right here. I’ve canceled all my appointments and made Kim Kardashian’s boobs my top priority. Yep, what can I say? I’m a workaholic.
NOTE: I don’t know what this thing is but it needs to be put in a cage immediately.
soy | October 11, 2007 at 3:31 pm
smells like fat dirty rodent
sensitive guy | October 11, 2007 at 3:31 pm
i’ve nerve been first – i feel… naughty
UCrawford | October 11, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Gi-normous.
UCrawford | October 11, 2007 at 3:32 pm
So who’s the guy standing next to her wearing the Bruce Jenner mask?
D. Richards | October 11, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Damn, two in one day! I have no life..
joe | October 11, 2007 at 3:33 pm
It’ll do.
Guy | October 11, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Meh
tret | October 11, 2007 at 3:33 pm
fat ass fat ankles
puke
Guy | October 11, 2007 at 3:34 pm
@2
I would recheck that if I was you.
scooter | October 11, 2007 at 3:34 pm
what is that sick ugly thing standing nest to her sticking it’s ass out?
captain obvious | October 11, 2007 at 3:35 pm
IMPLANTS :-(
ha8ter | October 11, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Is this her whole family or something? She has a huge ass.
Bill | October 11, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Whose the dude in a dress in photo #2?
Encore | October 11, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Whos that whore?
hegadeth | October 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Hideous dress, shoes, group pic. Cankles, ugh.
Z | October 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
dont be stupid.
massive ass on the back.
huge rack on the front.
can you see? balance.
its all math you know. pfft.
Nanny Nanny Boo Boo | October 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
The white skirt chick has HUGE thighs! They even stick out further than her stomach xP
Ryan | October 11, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Cant Wait. Playboy next month. Her Daddy would be proud
gateway | October 11, 2007 at 3:45 pm
hshsh Bruce jenner
wow look at mom’s new face lift to look like Lizaminnelli
the tranny is her playmate
michael Sore | October 11, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Bruce looks scary.
Anon | October 11, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Who is the chick in the black dress?!?
lesbianLady | October 11, 2007 at 3:54 pm
LOOKS like a cheapOldWHORE
and for shame… those delicate shoes are too small for her giantis iranian hoofs
Supervixn | October 11, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I believe the thing that needs to be “caged” is Jonathon Anton’s sister– the founder of Pussycat Dolls club and musical group.
Joe Sapienza | October 11, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Who’s the hot lil brunette Shakira looking ho in the picture in the black dress. Woawweewa…She’s hotter than KK. Can I get her number.
salmonswife | October 11, 2007 at 3:57 pm
her wieght must be hitting 200lbs
red fat hookers should not wear little lady shoes
Erik Gordon | October 11, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Her Tits are bigger than my head…… and that’s big!!!!!!
p911gt10c | October 11, 2007 at 3:58 pm
#2, you should feel like a fuckin loser, is what you should feel like
#18, dude, just d/l her shitty porn movie. On her back, legs in the air, just as it should be.
fake butts | October 11, 2007 at 4:00 pm
You can tell the step sister also went to the same plastic surgeon for buttock enhancement
so anyway | October 11, 2007 at 4:02 pm
the tranny is pussycatdolls founder…and fyi her nemesis is the guy who pimps ‘girls gone wild ‘
i hate kk a red piece of diryt shit
igroovin | October 11, 2007 at 4:03 pm
overrated.
igroovin | October 11, 2007 at 4:04 pm
the girl to the far left is way prettier.
gossipfolks | October 11, 2007 at 4:05 pm
the ugly oldie is the chick who founded the pussycat dolls. apparently in the jurassic period.
yep | October 11, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Kim you are a dog
you should be fucked like a bitch
over and over again until your silicone bursts and eats all your makeup of your fake ass face to go with your fake ass fame
Habitual Line Stepper | October 11, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I wonder how long it takes this bitch to make herself look like that. I’ll bet during hot sweaty sex, she’d resemble that melting man in Raiders of the Lost Arc.
Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day | October 11, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Wow I love the way she does her makeup. Does she use a trowel or a paint roller, maybe both. That fuzy katie holmes hairline she has at the top of her forhead is BEGGING to be covered by side swept bangs.
I don’t know if her tatas are real but her nose is not, it’s a total David Schwimmer nose Basically it was a beak so they narrowed it and made it perfectly straight problem is proportin wise it is still big and and really really long. Compare her nose to a natural one like Nicole Kidman. I hate nose jobs(you should see the original Schwimmer nose I’ve seen many jobs and they look fucking ridiculous and so obvious if you know what the signs are (indcredibly straight and narrow yet really still big and very LOOOOOONG). Plastic surgery is for pathetic loosers with more money than brains.
Anyway this bitch looks like her farts would be nuclear and she clearly needs daily waxing NO CHANCE she doesn’t have a major mustach. She obviously stupider than fuck and might I remind that her myspace used to list her profession as Princess (maybe now it says whore; that would be more accurate)
kelli-danielley | October 11, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Um, the dude?
BRUCE JENNER.
Check the link, scroll ass down.
foreplayIsOverrated | October 11, 2007 at 4:10 pm
She looks so FAKE HAPPY
fake smelly cow tetes
jrzmommy | October 11, 2007 at 4:10 pm
HOLY TOLEDO!
how does she ? | October 11, 2007 at 4:14 pm
how does she wipe herself
or wax that big fatt iranian princess ass
Duchess of Dork | October 11, 2007 at 4:16 pm
She may be plastic, but she’s MY KIND of plastic. Like a dark skinned version of Pamela Anderson.
jan | October 11, 2007 at 4:16 pm
one day all of calif will look like them
in different colors
Giggles | October 11, 2007 at 4:19 pm
She’s a whore and her stepfather is a girl.
Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I’ll take tits for a $1000 Alex!!!
Thank god this is not another Britney post
Shallow Val | October 11, 2007 at 4:22 pm
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick…….ding. OK time to go home. Byeeeeeee!
Shallow Val | October 11, 2007 at 4:24 pm
22 lesbian lady
I was gonna correct your spelling but was laughing so hard I decided not to. I LOVE the hooves comment. Price-fucking-less.
ugh | October 11, 2007 at 4:28 pm
i hate red lipstick except for on gwen stefani
hollyj | October 11, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I’m wih #35 about the makeup. She always looks like she has a 1/2″layer of it pasted on her face. I wonder what she looks like with a clean, washed face.
Does she even have normal skin under there? She could be covered with leprosy scars under all that warpaint and we’d never know it.
The Beast | October 11, 2007 at 4:29 pm
I dunno wtf some of you guys are talking about, shes hot. I love her body, the ass and the tits. I would totally fuck her.
i will comment for once | October 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm
#48 – people that say she is ugly are : skinny ugly females, gay men, jealous females, ( aka MOST of the people that comment on these websites)
don’t worry she is hot sexy voluptious mysterious exotic gorgeous etc….
youareallgaywads | October 11, 2007 at 4:33 pm
I would like to cum in K.K.’s ass. You posters must either be faggots or jealous fat, pig, cow, women. That girl has some luscious curves. But I bet you morons would rather have a stick figure. I’d rather slap that fat ass and cum on some huge tits.