Kim Kardashian in a bikini

February 27th, 2009 // 145 Comments

These are behind the scene shots of Kim Kardashian in Cabo San Lucas posing for her 2010 calendar. I’m guessing in the first photo she’s a genie in a bottle, and in the second one… a beached whale? Bold choice, but then again, what do I know? Besides everything.

You can scope out the rest of the pics on Kim’s website, and if you have time, maybe ask Khloe what it’s like to pilot the Millennium Falcon with Han Solo. Your call.


  1. yoopa

    any guy that wouldn’t smash this is gay, and every girl that hates on her is jealous. this chick is stupid hot. oh yeah, 8th!

  2. FTW

    Yeah #1 Whas is especially sexy about her is the way her ass spreads out across the sand when she lays on her back in the 2nd pic……

    P.S. Nice cellulite craters.

  3. so12

    Someone please remind why this chick is famous?

    What did she do to be a celebrity??

  4. willthe chill

    her ass is waaay to fuckin wide. I like a nice bubble butt but it can’t be wider than my car. Just my little rule for erections.

  5. willthe chill

    her ass is waaay to fuckin wide. I like a nice bubble butt but it can’t be wider than my car. Just my little rule for erections.

  6. whales inc.

    and the world shook when she walked…just a little

  7. Em

    @3 – She got peed on.

    @1 – Jealous? I like the fact that my body is a consistent size. If I want a dress, I can buy a size 4. Not a size 4 and a size Sumo, splice’em together, and hope to God that my ass is covered. Yeah, I’m totally jealous.

  8. KK GO AWAY

    FOR SOMEONE WHO CONSTANTLY CLAIMS TO BE SO SHY, SHE SURE AS HELL TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES FOR ANY SINGLE REASON.

    WELL, I GUESS SHE HAS TO MAKE MONEY IN SOME WAY, SINCE SHE HAS NO TALENT AND NO BRAIN.

  9. KK GO AWAY

    FOR SOMEONE WHO CONSTANTLY CLAIMS TO BE SO SHY, SHE SURE AS HELL TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES FOR ANY SINGLE REASON.

    WELL, I GUESS SHE HAS TO MAKE MONEY IN SOME WAY, SINCE SHE HAS NO TALENT AND NO BRAIN.

  10. doug

    I guess I’d hit it but I don’t have high standards for that. That fat ass would never be my girlfriend. There’s a reason why she’s with a black dude. She’s no fuckin Bar!

  11. lisa

    that’s right #7, i love that i’m the same size top and bottom too. Those weird pear shapes look like a lab experiment gone wrong..even her implants can’t save her.

  12. I’ve covered myself in Bosco and broken pop tarts… Come and get it Kimmy…

  13. lisa

    that’s right #7, i love that i’m the same size top and bottom too. Those weird pear shapes look like a lab experiment gone wrong..even her implants can’t save her.

  14. shorty 1000

    Shes just way to fat for her height. I’ll take her from the neck up… Donate the rest to charity

  15. havoc

    #1 pretty much summed it up.

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  16. things that make you do hmmm

    Why do black guys always date fat white girls?
    Reggie Bush is such a statistic.

  17. Apes in the White House

    She looks almosts identical to the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox…..

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  18. Bigo

    She needs to go back to school… she typed calendEr instead of calendAr
    Maybe it’s from all that piss she has taken

  19. save the whales

    pic #2:
    I’m surprised the town didn’t gather to push the stranded whale back in the ocean.

  20. Massa'

    @ #16, it’s a self esteem issue obviously. It’s sad when a woman thinks that she’s so inferior and undesirable that she stoops so low as to lay with an ape.

    And you know what we say: “Once you go black, we won’t take you back.”

    Also in Revelations 3:14, ” Thou shalt not lay with apes as thou wouldst lay with man”

    So K.K. is definately going to burn in hell for crimes against God.

  21. ilikepebbles

    she has an unusual figure but she does look good i think. i like out of the standard bodies. i like being able to recognize someone from thier body when their face is not visible. i think it’s nice to have something different than corbon copied celebrities. yes, she is dumb and really unnecessary but she’s not ugly. people need to learn to develop a beauty sense of their own, instead of judging people by the standards that media’s pushing down our throats.

  22. Massa'

    @17 hey quit… pounding me so… hard… I… can’t… ty… type… type… with your… fist… fist… in my ass…

    Hey… why’d you stop?

  23. simplicity

    LOL
    genie in a bottle and beached whale. :)
    thanks for the giggle this morning

    Still tho… dont care about this chick or what she’s up to. Just could care less.

  24. CandyO

    You asshole I made that drawing up last week and dedicated it to my hero Amy Winehouse! Thief.

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  25. jumpin_j

    #17 & 20: Guess losing the civil war is still a sore spot for you, huh?

  26. mike

    I don’t understand howy she can have soo much money and not do something about her uneven derriere. She invests so much money on her face but she is not tackling the real issue.

  27. lucy

    She is so hot. I have seen her profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?

  28. yoopa

    26, so basically you’re gay.

  29. Parker

    I need to feel my weiner deep inside her ass.

  30. Jrz

    She’s fat because she’s full of herself…..and that’s a LOT to fill up on……

  31. wat

    hot chick but hasnt done anything to deserve the attention shes getting.

    maybe she’ll realize this one day and get into porn

  32. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    I like that she sucks her stomach in for the first pic so you can see her ribcage. Seriously Kim you have the fattest ass & thighs. You can try to suck it in allyou want, still a fatass. And when she’s laying on the sand, her bottoms are so tight, her back & side fat hang over the top. GO TO THE GYM & TAKE A SHOWER YOU DIRTY URINAL.

  33. norton

    I’m pretty confident there isn’t much she can do about the bone structure of her hips….. which is pretty wide and obviously made for bearing a large number of children.

    She really is an attractive gal, pretty face and whatnot but in another 10 years she’ll be wearing a fucking mumu to cover up he wildly expanded ass.

  34. Deacon Jones

    God, I would love to pound that

  35. feckless

    Fish, could you post a side-by-side photo of Kim’s Ass and the new Cowboy stadium? I can’t decide which one holds more football players…..

  36. A

    I don’t think she’s fat at all, but that beached whale comment referring to the pic of her on laying on the beach cracked me the hell up. Thanks!

  37. bob

    Kim’s face on Bar Rafaeli’s body is fucking fuckable!!!!

  38. PenisinotVagina

    OOOOOHHHHH

    I SO WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA, FUCK HER SILLY

    AND HAVE 8 KIDS

    OOOOHHHHHH

  39. Autumn

    I’d still kill to look like that fatty.

  40. M

    @16: haha, but she’s not white. she’s half armenian or persian. and she’s not fat. reggie bush could do better

  41. Darth

    That must be one strong build bed!

  42. F.I.N.E

    I think she’s a moron and doesn’t deserve any attention but I still don’t think she’s fat.
    Ah well…
    *sings* if she only had a brain…..*whistles*

  43. hot porridge

    Oh please, you people are rank. She has fat in all the right places and she is pretty fabulous looking. What’s the problem; scared she’s going to sit on your face? You wish.

    All you haters out there are just frightened of your own mommies…

  44. LPB

    I thought it was already bad enough that cable TV inflicts her on us, but the idea that someone would pay good money for pictures of this loser is giving me pause.

  45. mansman

    I can understand wanting to hit that once or twice just for the novelty of that huge wide fat ass but have kids? haha that’s funny! Midget chicks with huge hips become short obese women with small upper bodies. I’ll stop at fucking once.

  46. Pokey McSlapp

    Is it just me or does the font on her website piss anyone else off? It’s just so tacky and persian. Don’t know what it is but it really bothers me.

  47. kingofbeer

    She is hot, 1 is right.

  48. Darth

    I don’t consider her fat.She looks healthy and i know she doesn’t eat junkfood. .?This is just the way she’s built.

  49. Dirty Armenian

    Even the guys in System of a Down wouldn’t touch this.

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