These are behind the scene shots of Kim Kardashian in Cabo San Lucas posing for her 2010 calendar. I’m guessing in the first photo she’s a genie in a bottle, and in the second one… a beached whale? Bold choice, but then again, what do I know? Besides everything.
You can scope out the rest of the pics on Kim’s website, and if you have time, maybe ask Khloe what it’s like to pilot the Millennium Falcon with Han Solo. Your call.
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yoopa | February 27, 2009 at 9:05 am
any guy that wouldn’t smash this is gay, and every girl that hates on her is jealous. this chick is stupid hot. oh yeah, 8th!
FTW | February 27, 2009 at 9:08 am
Yeah #1 Whas is especially sexy about her is the way her ass spreads out across the sand when she lays on her back in the 2nd pic……
P.S. Nice cellulite craters.
so12 | February 27, 2009 at 9:09 am
Someone please remind why this chick is famous?
What did she do to be a celebrity??
willthe chill | February 27, 2009 at 9:10 am
her ass is waaay to fuckin wide. I like a nice bubble butt but it can’t be wider than my car. Just my little rule for erections.
willthe chill | February 27, 2009 at 9:10 am
her ass is waaay to fuckin wide. I like a nice bubble butt but it can’t be wider than my car. Just my little rule for erections.
whales inc. | February 27, 2009 at 9:11 am
and the world shook when she walked…just a little
Em | February 27, 2009 at 9:12 am
@3 – She got peed on.
@1 – Jealous? I like the fact that my body is a consistent size. If I want a dress, I can buy a size 4. Not a size 4 and a size Sumo, splice’em together, and hope to God that my ass is covered. Yeah, I’m totally jealous.
KK GO AWAY | February 27, 2009 at 9:13 am
FOR SOMEONE WHO CONSTANTLY CLAIMS TO BE SO SHY, SHE SURE AS HELL TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES FOR ANY SINGLE REASON.
WELL, I GUESS SHE HAS TO MAKE MONEY IN SOME WAY, SINCE SHE HAS NO TALENT AND NO BRAIN.
KK GO AWAY | February 27, 2009 at 9:13 am
FOR SOMEONE WHO CONSTANTLY CLAIMS TO BE SO SHY, SHE SURE AS HELL TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES FOR ANY SINGLE REASON.
WELL, I GUESS SHE HAS TO MAKE MONEY IN SOME WAY, SINCE SHE HAS NO TALENT AND NO BRAIN.
doug | February 27, 2009 at 9:14 am
I guess I’d hit it but I don’t have high standards for that. That fat ass would never be my girlfriend. There’s a reason why she’s with a black dude. She’s no fuckin Bar!
lisa | February 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
that’s right #7, i love that i’m the same size top and bottom too. Those weird pear shapes look like a lab experiment gone wrong..even her implants can’t save her.
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
I’ve covered myself in Bosco and broken pop tarts… Come and get it Kimmy…
lisa | February 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
that’s right #7, i love that i’m the same size top and bottom too. Those weird pear shapes look like a lab experiment gone wrong..even her implants can’t save her.
shorty 1000 | February 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
Shes just way to fat for her height. I’ll take her from the neck up… Donate the rest to charity
havoc | February 27, 2009 at 9:18 am
#1 pretty much summed it up.
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things that make you do hmmm | February 27, 2009 at 9:18 am
Why do black guys always date fat white girls?
Reggie Bush is such a statistic.
Apes in the White House | February 27, 2009 at 9:19 am
She looks almosts identical to the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox…..
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Bigo | February 27, 2009 at 9:19 am
She needs to go back to school… she typed calendEr instead of calendAr
Maybe it’s from all that piss she has taken
save the whales | February 27, 2009 at 9:24 am
pic #2:
I’m surprised the town didn’t gather to push the stranded whale back in the ocean.
Massa' | February 27, 2009 at 9:27 am
@ #16, it’s a self esteem issue obviously. It’s sad when a woman thinks that she’s so inferior and undesirable that she stoops so low as to lay with an ape.
And you know what we say: “Once you go black, we won’t take you back.”
Also in Revelations 3:14, ” Thou shalt not lay with apes as thou wouldst lay with man”
So K.K. is definately going to burn in hell for crimes against God.
ilikepebbles | February 27, 2009 at 9:27 am
she has an unusual figure but she does look good i think. i like out of the standard bodies. i like being able to recognize someone from thier body when their face is not visible. i think it’s nice to have something different than corbon copied celebrities. yes, she is dumb and really unnecessary but she’s not ugly. people need to learn to develop a beauty sense of their own, instead of judging people by the standards that media’s pushing down our throats.
Massa' | February 27, 2009 at 9:29 am
@17 hey quit… pounding me so… hard… I… can’t… ty… type… type… with your… fist… fist… in my ass…
Hey… why’d you stop?
simplicity | February 27, 2009 at 9:29 am
LOL
genie in a bottle and beached whale. :)
thanks for the giggle this morning
Still tho… dont care about this chick or what she’s up to. Just could care less.
CandyO | February 27, 2009 at 9:31 am
You asshole I made that drawing up last week and dedicated it to my hero Amy Winehouse! Thief.
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jumpin_j | February 27, 2009 at 9:33 am
#17 & 20: Guess losing the civil war is still a sore spot for you, huh?
mike | February 27, 2009 at 9:34 am
I don’t understand howy she can have soo much money and not do something about her uneven derriere. She invests so much money on her face but she is not tackling the real issue.
lucy | February 27, 2009 at 9:34 am
She is so hot. I have seen her profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?
yoopa | February 27, 2009 at 9:35 am
26, so basically you’re gay.
Parker | February 27, 2009 at 9:37 am
I need to feel my weiner deep inside her ass.
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 9:39 am
She’s fat because she’s full of herself…..and that’s a LOT to fill up on……
wat | February 27, 2009 at 9:40 am
hot chick but hasnt done anything to deserve the attention shes getting.
maybe she’ll realize this one day and get into porn
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 27, 2009 at 9:42 am
I like that she sucks her stomach in for the first pic so you can see her ribcage. Seriously Kim you have the fattest ass & thighs. You can try to suck it in allyou want, still a fatass. And when she’s laying on the sand, her bottoms are so tight, her back & side fat hang over the top. GO TO THE GYM & TAKE A SHOWER YOU DIRTY URINAL.
norton | February 27, 2009 at 9:45 am
I’m pretty confident there isn’t much she can do about the bone structure of her hips….. which is pretty wide and obviously made for bearing a large number of children.
She really is an attractive gal, pretty face and whatnot but in another 10 years she’ll be wearing a fucking mumu to cover up he wildly expanded ass.
Deacon Jones | February 27, 2009 at 9:46 am
God, I would love to pound that
feckless | February 27, 2009 at 9:46 am
Fish, could you post a side-by-side photo of Kim’s Ass and the new Cowboy stadium? I can’t decide which one holds more football players…..
A | February 27, 2009 at 9:49 am
I don’t think she’s fat at all, but that beached whale comment referring to the pic of her on laying on the beach cracked me the hell up. Thanks!
bob | February 27, 2009 at 9:52 am
Kim’s face on Bar Rafaeli’s body is fucking fuckable!!!!
PenisinotVagina | February 27, 2009 at 9:55 am
OOOOOHHHHH
I SO WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA, FUCK HER SILLY
AND HAVE 8 KIDS
OOOOHHHHHH
Autumn | February 27, 2009 at 9:56 am
I’d still kill to look like that fatty.
M | February 27, 2009 at 10:06 am
@16: haha, but she’s not white. she’s half armenian or persian. and she’s not fat. reggie bush could do better
music videos lyrics | February 27, 2009 at 10:09 am
sexyyy bikini girl
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 10:11 am
That must be one strong build bed!
F.I.N.E | February 27, 2009 at 10:12 am
I think she’s a moron and doesn’t deserve any attention but I still don’t think she’s fat.
Ah well…
*sings* if she only had a brain…..*whistles*
hot porridge | February 27, 2009 at 10:13 am
Oh please, you people are rank. She has fat in all the right places and she is pretty fabulous looking. What’s the problem; scared she’s going to sit on your face? You wish.
All you haters out there are just frightened of your own mommies…
LPB | February 27, 2009 at 10:14 am
I thought it was already bad enough that cable TV inflicts her on us, but the idea that someone would pay good money for pictures of this loser is giving me pause.
mansman | February 27, 2009 at 10:16 am
I can understand wanting to hit that once or twice just for the novelty of that huge wide fat ass but have kids? haha that’s funny! Midget chicks with huge hips become short obese women with small upper bodies. I’ll stop at fucking once.
Pokey McSlapp | February 27, 2009 at 10:17 am
Is it just me or does the font on her website piss anyone else off? It’s just so tacky and persian. Don’t know what it is but it really bothers me.
kingofbeer | February 27, 2009 at 10:21 am
She is hot, 1 is right.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 10:21 am
I don’t consider her fat.She looks healthy and i know she doesn’t eat junkfood. .?This is just the way she’s built.
Dirty Armenian | February 27, 2009 at 10:24 am
Even the guys in System of a Down wouldn’t touch this.