Kim Kardashian on Miss California

April 23rd, 2009 // 176 Comments

Okay, everybody, we can all relax now. Kim Kardashian is finally giving her two cents on the Miss California gay marriage debacle. Phew. For a minute there, I thought a national scandal would go by without the insight of a woman whose ass should be overseas protecting our troops from roadside bombs. Anyway, here’s what Kim told People:

“I don’t agree with her narrow mindedness and neither do a lot of people,” Kardashian, 28, tells PEOPLE of Prejean’s much-discussed response to judge Perez Hilton’s query of her opinion the civil rights issue. “I’m not so narrow-minded so I definitely think a lot broader. Everyone has the right to be happy and be treated equally and I think not allowing gay marriage just kind of puts us back.”
Adds Kardashian, “I believe you’re in love with who you’re in love with, and you should be able to marry them. No one should tell someone else how to think or how to feel.”
Kardashian says she appreciates that Prejean was merely saying what she believed, but that may not have been the most tolerant of opinions. “I obviously have a completely different opinion but I think her answer was true to her,” Kardashian says. “That answer represented her and how she felt. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. She stood up for what she believes in so she should be happy with that backlash.”

For those of you with short attention spans, allow me to provide a condensed version of what Kim’s trying to say:

“MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

superficial

  1. mikeock

    Big-assed retard. Hey, am I first? Do I get a BJ for that?

  2. Justin

    She’s so hot. Bootylicious

  3. syn

    Quick recovery from that wicked sunburn. Looks like inexplicable fame is good for the complexion.

  4. Umm, no, she wasn’t talking about “meeeeeeeee”. Her statement was one of those rare events where a celebrity says something intelligent about someone else, and not in an insulting manner. She was merely stating her own thoughts on Miss. California’s “narrow-minded” opinions and tossed in some ideas about why she should think otherwise. To me, that is not a statement about herself, and is pretty well argued.

  5. Mitch Haase

    That means a lot coming from a fat assed whore who likes to be pissed on and fucked in the ass.

    Thenn again, I guess this fat assed bitch is open minded because Miss California probably wouldn’t be caught dead laying in a pile of piss and shit.

    mitchhaase.blogspot.com

  6. Scooby

    Don’t be so narrow-minded — think exactly like I do.

  7. Kaiser

    There is only one thing I want to hear from this bitch:

    “Yesterday I got my ass stuffed by ten monster cocks and here is the tape.”

  8. Lugh

    Let’s call a spade a spade here– this is just another pseudo-celebrity weighing in on a topic that has nothing to do with her and her gargantuan ass. It’s really unfortunate how Miss California has been attacked by the liberal media and liberal Hollywood for sharing a belief with most other Americans who feel that gay marriage is wrong.

    America is far more conservative than most people think because it’s always the more liberal folks who are spouting their mouths off. Just take a look at the gay marriage amendment in California– passed by the same percentage margin as Obama’s election (which was hailed as a “landslide”), so clearly MOST people in California agree that marriage should be between a man and a woman only.

    Good for you Miss California, tough shit Perez Hilton, you disgusting example of a human being (and I don’t mean that because he’s gay, but because he’s a gossiping, self-centered piece of excrement).

  9. Flap-jack

    Wow…does this girl ever shut up?
    Seriously. She really is quite boring.

  10. Joe Melnick

    Miss California should just have said she shares the same opinion on gay marriage as President Obama, the Vice President, and the majority of California voters.

  11. Amy

    I love how anyone who disagrees with a liberal opinion is narrow-minded.

  12. liz4sale

    I think what she said is incredibly insulting. to call someone else narrow-minded because they agree with traditional beliefs is fucked up. I personally dont give a shit who gets married. I think everyone should have the right to be married because there are alot of benefits and it gives a feeling of true security, but just because someone else doesnt, i dont think that makes them narrow minded. everyone has their beliefs and their own rationale behind it.

  13. Jesse

    Come on, are we really going to get worked up over what “I drink nigger pee” presents as her anal-ysis of the situation?

  14. Randal

    Kim, your thoughts has raised your celebrity status in my books and no doubt in many others as well. You’re a well educated young woman with a lot of poise. Mix that with deathly beautiful and you’ve got a spirit many wish they could only emulate.

    Kudos to you my friend!

    Randal

  15. Mama Pinkus

    as vapid as she may be, she is 100% correct

  16. Edna Bambrick

    #5 & #7 REPORTED

  17. Jennifer

    @#8

    Do you know what the difference is between a popular vote and an electoral vote?

  18. Edna Bambrick

    Homosexuals will burn in hell.

  19. dirk

    Well, Obama and the California voters disagree with FatAss, don’t they?

  20. no euphemisms - this is the actual topic

    He laid down on our pile of clothes and I crouched over
    top him with my mouth at his erection and his at mine.
    He was exactly my height, and there wasn’t any way I
    was going to let this chance slip by.

    I gently licked my way down the length of his pole and
    sucked on each of his balls. Then I stuck a finger in
    my mouth and got it good and wet before I slowly
    inserted this slowly into his anus. I heard him moan
    around my penis as it went in.

    He continued to suck on my dick as I put his back in
    my mouth. With my other hand I stroked the length of
    it as my mouth went up and down his erection. My
    finger slowly slid in and out his hot little hole as
    I sucked him.

    Sam was doing a pretty good job on his end. He must
    have had some lessons or else it was just beginners
    luck. I knew I could keep from coming though. I wanted
    to taste his load before I would come. I was really
    curious as to who this “friend” of mine was, but I
    would find that out later.

    To make him come first, I picked up the tempo of my
    finger thrusting in him and also my head and hand
    motions. His dick was very slick with my saliva by
    this time and my hand glided easily over his length.
    I paused a couple of times to fondle his balls, but
    then I would return to the stroking.

    I could tell he was about to come when all motion on
    my cock stopped. He just lay there breathing and
    moaning as I worked him towards conclusion. He came
    with a loud yelp and grabbed the backs of my thighs
    as his semen spurted into my mouth. I swallowed it
    all and then caught the last little bit off the head
    of his penis before turning around to smile at him.

    “Like that?” I asked.

    “Oh, yeah,” he answered, grinning.

    Then he reached out and took my erection in his hand
    and prepared to bring it to his mouth.

    “I thought that should go somewhere else,” I said.

    “Where? Oh…”

    “Yeah,” I said. “Have you ever…?”

    “No,” he answered. “I’m not sure–”

    “Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. It will feel
    great,” I said.

    He still seemed a little uncertain, but he was willing
    to roll over and prop up his ass for me to get a clear
    shot. My dick was already lubricated with his saliva,
    but I decided to add some soap and water from the sink.
    Then I lined my erection up with his tight little red
    hole and slowly inserted it.

    Not hearing any complaints from him, I continued until
    I was fully embedded. Then I began to slowly make love
    to his hot virgin asshole. It didn’t take long for me
    to have an orgasm. I shot loads of fresh gay sperm
    into his ass.

  21. Dingleberry

    I agree. Nobody should tell anybody what they should believe in. Kim would never demand that everyone should adhere only to her beliefs on marriage . . .oh, wait.

    Never mind.

  22. Come-Honor-Face

    Randal, your a moron.

    Imagine if she was forced to not get her brow wax for like 3days, that would be one f&*king hell of a uni-brow

  23. Edna Bambrick

    #20 has been reported.

  24. Nugaloopagus

    Killing kittens makes me happy. I guess that is ok too right Kim? Dumbass!

  25. nikki

    I like how people think that not being open-minded to narrow-minded opinions… is the same as being narrow-minded. And refusing to tolerate intolerance is also intolerance, amirite?!

    I’m looking at you, #s 6,11,12,21….

    BTW, just because the majority of a population shares an opinion, DOESN’T EXEMPT IT FROM BEING NARROW-MINDED. Then it’s just a widely-held narrow minded opinion.

  26. God damn, I dont believe Reggie own pillows in his house…

  27. bob

    Hey Edna, aren’t you due back at the nursing home?

  28. Big Bad Johnny

    OK then, Kim, even though I’m 45, I’m going to marry both of my 12-year-old girlfriends. Hey, it would make us all so happy…

    Yeah, it sounds pretty stupid coming from me too…

  29. Jajajaja

    I don’t think she has the right to even open her mouth since she’s a camel whore.

  30. Kitty says

    She is the only woman who makes me feel a bit lesbiany. Damn you Kim!!!

  31. I would hit KK and I don’t care who knows it.

  32. Uh, wow. Who cares what she thinks.

    Although…Shed be hot if it werent for her propensity for dark meat. gross.

  33. cavy

    Girlfriend is right. She has more sense in one of her “cheeks” than that Miss Cali has in her entire bigoted body!

    Again, it’s not about Miss Cali’s beliefs, it’s about the way she presented her response. And really….who is that hateful in this day and age? This whole thing is going to look scarily close minded in 100 years – I hope, in time, Miss Cali is embarrassed by her backwoods remark.

  34. cavy

    #18 Edna Bambrick

    Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what Jesus would want (/rolls eyes). Way to show compassion. Do you really think your brand of hatred is going to get you a pass through the pearly gates?

    If “Religion” is this hateful, mean and nasty, I want NO part of it!

  35. She looks great :)..she’s hot !

  36. justifiable

    #25 It’s the same as being outraged when people disagree – they start screaming “intolerant left”, and “where’s your respect for our rights”?

    Listen up, people, you have the right to your free speech and your opinion. No one will delete your posts, virus your computer or refuse to let you speak – that’s intolerance and censorship.

    But there’s no such thing as Freedom From Criticism.

    People will tell you you’re narrow minded when they think you are. People will tell you you’re a moron if they think you’re reasoning like one. People will call you a bigot if they think you sound like one. If you disagree with that assessment, you are also free to retort at length and in kind. That’s what free speech is – if your opinion is unpopular, you’ll hear about it, but you’re still allowed to voice it no matter what.

    It’s not about everyone else respectfully shutting up when you voice what some feel are intolerant statements. Get it?

  37. Sport

    Douche > Pond Scum > Randal > Kim K

  38. saphkilla

    edna needs to get a life

  39. Chester

    Im so sick of seeing fucking Kim and her retarded family on this site. Fish please stop posting about her, she has no positive value on society. Please just post on hot women or women with a reaonable amount of value or integrity, so that excludes Monthog and Hayden ( she lost all value when she turned 18 ).

  40. Fatty Arbuckle

    I feel sorry for Kim. In picture 4 it looks like her legs are about to give out from carrying the weight of that ass.

    If Kim dressed in primary colors and lay face down on the floor of a McDonald’s, a whole bunch of kids could play on her ass, rolling around and bouncing off of it, etc. Hopefully a kid wouldn’t fall in; Nancy Grace would have another missing child case to get hysterical about.

  41. Adam

    “I’m not so narrow-minded so I definitely think a lot broader.”

    I’ve never understood why people give a damn about gay marriage. It just doesn’t register. But given the number of idiots like this dumb skank who support it, I think I’m opposed to it now.

  42. Galtacticus

    In this outfit she doesn’t look that bad.It suits her exotic looks well.

  43. Darth

    I don’t think she’s narrow minded as well.Look at the size of her head.

  44. Who Cares?

    who cares?

  45. Heidi Montag

    #41 Nothing like a well-reasoned decision, is there? Spencer and myself form our opinions just like you do! First I saw Britney was for it and that decided us right then and there! But if Miley changes her mind our publicist says that we’ll have to reconsider for sure.

  46. Lugh

    @17 “Jennifer”

    Yes I know what popular votes and electoral votes are. Do you understand the concept of a percentage of the popular vote, like 52% vs 48%? Do you have anything substantive to add to the conversation or just more mindless idiocy?

  47. Rossco

    Thank you, Fish, for the summary, as there’s no way I was going to read that whole thing. It’s like you can read my mind! O_o

  48. 1moreidiotintheworld

    IT speaks!!!!!!
    IT has opinions!!!!
    I thought it was just a giant blob of ass grease starved for attention…….
    Personally I would listen to my pet Iguana’s opinions before giving a shit about that stupid cunt’s skull farts…………

  49. liz4sale

    #25 I was simply saying that she shouldnt call anyone narrow minded because of their opinion and belief in traditional values. Calling someone narrow minded speaks of their intelligence and i found that to be insulting to call someone that based on their views. I think there are valid points on both sides and i’m not at all intolerant or narrowminded to either side of the argument. so yea fuck off.

  50. Nightsage

    I think he summed it up pretty well. “MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!” Haha, that made me lol…

Leave A Comment