Kim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do Letterman

Because that Paul Shaffer song I made up creeped me out, here’s Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde showing off their respective asses outside of Ed Sullivan Theater last night. Keep in mind that both will kill you. One from sheer mass and volume, and the other from a heat not unlike the surface of the sun. Which is why I made a full body suit out of oven mitts. Olivia?

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