Sad news, America. Kim Kardashian won’t be sashaying across your TV screens again. While it was rumored she’d be replacing recently injured Misty May-Treanor on Dancing with the Stars, producers opted to go another route, according to E! News:
As it turns out, no one will be returning to fill Misty’s prematurely empty dancing shoes, vacated this week after the beach-volleyball champ became the first contestant to have to withdraw from Dancing With the Stars midseason due to injury.
Instead, no elimination occurred in light of Misty’s injury and this week’s scores and votes will be added to next week’s totals.
And once again executives at ABC have wisely determined viewers prefer the pruned maneuverings of Cloris Leachman over Kim Kardashian’s attempt to defy physics by forcing her Mack truck ass to do the Charleston. I swear, it’s like they’re reading my mind!
Max Planck | October 8, 2008 at 10:33 am
Go away!
mimi | October 8, 2008 at 10:36 am
SHUP FISH-FKR!
Kim Sux Dark Meat | October 8, 2008 at 10:45 am
She’s too busy sucking black cock to dance, anyway.
Kim Sux Dark Meat | October 8, 2008 at 10:46 am
She’s too busy giving 50 Cent, Ray J, MC Motherfucker and the Crips hummers to make time for dancing.
Kim Sux Darkies | October 8, 2008 at 10:48 am
Kim’s too busy servicing the Brothers in the ghetto, no time for dancing.
Kim Luvs Darkies | October 8, 2008 at 10:49 am
WTF
Sport | October 8, 2008 at 10:53 am
Media whore, pretty or not her 15 minutes are up.
We have too many no-talent-asshats already.
Ummm...what? | October 8, 2008 at 10:57 am
Ummmm….why the hell is there a pink bird on her shoulder?? Did all the little tiny dogs in LA finally get purchased and subsequently lost, then found again, by Paris Hilton??
tinabowbeata | October 8, 2008 at 11:00 am
Hey is that Ally Seedy with a video camera?!?
Rough Daddy | October 8, 2008 at 11:01 am
Id drown her in a cornucopia of rough juice…
i hate those glasses…
Mike Shoop | October 8, 2008 at 11:36 am
Kim Kardasian walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder and the bartender says “Hey you should really do something about getting rid of that big ass” and the parrott says “I don’t mind her so much… at least she has a lot of money.”
Happy faces | October 8, 2008 at 11:41 am
aww poor kim. But wait! I know how we can make her feel good!
Lets buy her this doll. I’m sure she’ll love what it can do to her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7tT5svImeo
Lisa | October 8, 2008 at 11:44 am
I think there must be a different Superficial writer now. The old one loved Kim and her big butt.
why oh why? | October 8, 2008 at 12:09 pm
why the parrot is pink PINK???WHY ON EARTH A SMART person would put a pink parrot on the shoulder???
Katie | October 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I am actually really glad that Kim Kardashian is not going to be back on DWTS. She got voted off and I don’t think just because you have junk in the trunk means you get to back that thing up (into the show).
No More Kim Please | October 8, 2008 at 12:39 pm
KImmy,
We don’t need to see your big ass anymore and hear about how you would do better every week. Go on back to cable tv where we can’t find you please!
Also, I watch this every week cause my significant other watches, MANY hot chicks dancing on this show! Julianne, Lacey, etc. why no pix of them?? We keep getting the Lohan, Madonna, Samantha, Kim hags :P
No more kim | October 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Sick of hearing about Ms.Hydrogel butt. She can’t act judging by her home video, she talks and sounds like paris so she probably can’t sing and we already know she can’t dance…So why do you keep torturing us with these posts?????
kim suckksss | October 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Sick of hearing about Ms.Hydrogel butt. She can’t act judging by her home video, she talks and sounds like paris so she probably can’t sing and we already know she can’t dance…So why do you keep torturing us with these posts?????
Tolo | October 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm
As I was scrolling down I wondered why she had a pink dildo on her shoulder, then I realized it was a parrot. Is this just in my head? The thing is shaped like a big dick.
I’m going to blame this on Kim and not on my own dirty mind — everything that gets close to her becomes perverted.
lala | October 8, 2008 at 5:53 pm
2 whole entries today? Don’t work too hard there, guy.
Elk | October 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
“And once again executives at ABC have wisely determined viewers prefer the pruned maneuverings of Cloris Leachman over Kim Kardashian’s attempt to defy physics by forcing her Mack truck ass to do the Charleston.”
Proving straight men don’t watch dance with the stars.
TheJoker07 | October 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Damn I was hoping to see that big booty shake again.
Jamie's Uterus | October 8, 2008 at 6:36 pm
11 – that joke was funny.
Don’t worry Kim fans, she’ll find a new way to humiliate herself very soon. Remember she is an attention starved slut.
Idea for Kim, since Halloween is coming, maybe she’ll dress up like a urinal cake, and whatever group of miscellenous black men she is blowing and/or doing, can follow her around and pee on her door to door. Brings new meaning to the phrase ‘trick or treat’. Imagine the candy she’ll get, and by the size of her ass and hips, we all know she loves candy.
HorribleJudgment | October 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Here’s what happened: sickened viewers called in and begged them not to let her back on. They were tired of running to the bathroom and vomiting everytime her fat rolls jiggled around as she danced. They preferred no one as opposed to her.
heyjeer | October 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I’m sure Kimmy is very relieved not to be on DWTS – afterall, she is so SHY and all.
Now she can concentrate on staying out of the limelight and restricting her activities to reality tv, nudie shots, and sticking her ass out to papparazzi.
Alison | October 8, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Who is this woman ? Should I have heard of her ?
max | October 9, 2008 at 12:21 am
Most people are tired of that untalented, fat, lard ass pretending to be a celebrity. The little spoiled brat is now a huge lard ass spoiled brat with no talent, no education and a fan base consisting of porn downloaders interested in Kim being urinated on. She’s probably mooching all she can from Reggie Bush too. About time for Bush to figure out she’s a loser of monumental proportion and dump that huge fat lard ass.
Enough of any Kardashian; they’re all skanks!
asdf | October 9, 2008 at 12:22 am
fat nasty pig
gerard Vandenberg | October 9, 2008 at 7:42 am
be sure: LESBIANS and HETERO-SEXUALS don’t dance on screen, folks!!
spaghetti | October 9, 2008 at 9:21 am
#8 and #14
its an Australian rose breasted cockatoo aka “Galah”
meh | October 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Cute bird. I of course mean the one on the right.
meh | October 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Cute bird. I of course mean the one on the right.
meh | October 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Cute bird. I of course mean the one on the right.
damn | October 10, 2008 at 10:55 pm
damn there is like a jihad on kims website lol secrets always come to the light is all im sayin
Goliano | October 12, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Kim, you’ll always be the best as far as I’m concerned.
el ces | October 15, 2008 at 7:19 pm
I saw an ep of her show the other day.
Her voice is almost exactly like Paris Hilton’s.
Sexy.
oyun oyna | October 21, 2009 at 2:59 am
Here’s what happened: sickened viewers called in and begged them not to let her back on.