Kim Kardashian’s family knows who drives the gravy train

September 15th, 2008 // 48 Comments

While filming an episode of their TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians, the family all wore shirts encouraging Dancing with the Stars viewers to vote for Kim Kardashian who’s competing on the upcoming season. Shameless, sure, but what I’m more disappointed about is these people missed a huge advertising opportunity. I’m, of course, talking about the mountainous ledge above that could provide shade for an entire city. C’mon, does anyone really look at anything else when watching the Kardashian’s show? I mean, I just found out the other day Khloe has a face. Ha ha, who saw that coming?

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Comments (48)

  1. ali | September 15, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    hey

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  2. ali | September 15, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    hey

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  3. rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Whats juicy, round and taste like candy? hey wheres the ass shot?

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  4. WANKER | September 15, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Fat pig.

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  5. Beeotch | September 15, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    How could anything that BIG and makes poop be sexy?

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  6. ColMustard | September 15, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Does Panama Jack know you stole his hat?

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  7. pistolita | September 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    i thought she was supposed to be LOSING weight…

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  8. damn can this bitch even dance? | September 15, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    dude i swear i hope this fat bitch loses, i really wish she snaps her neck in halve …..

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  9. Mia | September 15, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    It’s Kim wearing her standard butt girdle. Kim should really start her own butt girdle line, since there are a lot of chicks with big butts like Kim who would probably buy them.

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  10. all the NVUS 1s are out | September 15, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Shes so fucking hot. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.

    Thats the only thing gross about her.

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  11. Maurice | September 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I wish Kim would not wear a girdle because I love natural looking big butts whether they sag without a girdle like Kim’s big butt or not. Fat chicks like Kim are sexy and have a lot of soft meat to squeeze.

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  12. CaptainMorgan | September 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Other than having a GIANT badonkadonk, what is the deal with her? All I can imagine is the ‘ripple effect’ after she eats a bean burrito (or four). Gas Mask! What a waste of space…why does the media even bother?

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  13. Joe | September 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    She’s Ass-alicious.

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  14. alisa | September 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    her waist is still a little thick but how the hell is she fat? she look really good

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  15. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason | September 15, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Stunning woman, but really famous for what? Nothing.

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  16. havoc | September 15, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Besides being ass-alicious, she’s got some serious blowjob lips…

    You would think even the homos could appreciate that….

    .

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  17. Brandy | September 15, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I don’t know why everyone keeps saying the woman is fat. I think she is very pretty and not fat at all. Everyone is probably jealous of her. I am much smaller than her but wouldn’t mind having a body like hers at all.

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  18. rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    yeah, i have yet to see a bad pic of this chick!!!

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  19. JIMBO | September 15, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Pretty little donkeys all in a row.

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  20. google | September 15, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    lol what idiots.

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  21. vg902 | September 15, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    #15 , she is famous her big butt and sex tape…

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  22. Peter Griffin | September 15, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    “Besides being ass-alicious, she’s got some serious blowjob lips…

    You would think even the homos could appreciate that….”

    Gays don’t like monkey urine. They’re very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.

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  23. FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Kardashian sounds expensive..

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  24. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | September 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    “JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Republican presidential nominee John McCain held his first rally without running mate Sarah Palin today, and let’s just say there were seats available.

    The McCain “Road to Victory” rally was originally scheduled to be a pancake breakfast, but the campaign said there was such an outpouring of enthusiasm the event was shifted to the 15,000-seat Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena.

    That might not have been the best idea: There were almost no supporters in any of the cavernous arena’s 24 upper-level seating sections, and only eight of the 21 sections downstairs held fans. Only four of those were filled, though some supporters crowded around the stage on the arena floor.”

    ***lmao@ the doddering old man trying to hide behind a woman’s skirt. He’s “red-meat” all right – if you’re referring to a middle-aged woman’s labia.

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  25. is it wrong for me to pray somebody puts out a hit on kim's ass? | September 15, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    lol @ peter griffin thats actually hilarious.
    neways jealous, holy shit you stans seriously got to create a new category i swear, yes there are alot of twigs pissed at kimmy, not everybody else who wants to headbutt this hoe are ugly broke, fat, or bulimic ? why? ive got ass cheeks always had it, got baby pictures on mine. Kim, this is seriously funny you cant dance for shit so your going to advertise the hell out yourself to get votes, and hustle money off your stans for some cheap ass tees charging 30 a pop…. America, please please let this trick get voted off. Sad thing is im knowin america will keep her on either for a joke or to to see her saggy ass in leotards and strips of fabric. sigh…. hopefully just hopefully somebody can shoot a scud missile at her and her lame ass family and hit her smooth in the plastic ass cheeks…. now that id pay to see….

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  26. KimIsNotFatButt | September 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Kim isn’t fat but her ass is not attractive. Instead of a beautiful mound of female butt cheek she has a butt that looks like a baby’s when it is in diapers and has taken a dump in them. Someone should change her.

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  27. Kims Ass is Nasty | September 15, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    LardAss Mudshark that smells like urine.

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  28. 1 MILF Hunter | September 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Gravy train? Kim’s ass spent too much time lapping at the gravy boat.

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  29. SueMe | September 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Im no fan of Kim’s by any stretch, but too many people think women are fat unless they are skeletal.

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  30. Keithypoo | September 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Maybe the should steer that gravy train a little further away from Kim, at least for the rest of the dancing season. But I can understand. Gravy is pretty dee-lish.
    I love Kim’s behind and wish it was naked…..underneath me……but NOT on top…..I don’t think my skeletal structure could handle that. “Was that the bed?” Kim would ask. Meanwhile, I’m going in to shock while reaching for my phone, trying to call mother and ask her why God hates me so, and why he finds it necessary to give African children AIDS instead of aid. A slight misunderstanding when he handed down the order to St. Peter. Goddamn it. This is my brain. Sorry folks, it’s where I live 24/7

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  31. CJ | September 15, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    She’ll be second voted out…right behind Cloris….she has no talent.

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  32. K lee | September 15, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    I know what drives that gravy train:
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2860495389_5eb1258032.jpg?v=0
    HOW YOU THINK SHE GOT THAT ASS?!
    I hope you all enjoy my professional-level photoshop skills. I am master of the clipping mask!!

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  33. Team Buttpads | September 15, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Kim is shopping again, spending O.J.’s money. Useless slag.

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  34. SB | September 15, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    She’s selling these t-shirts for 30 bucks a pop to her retarded “fans”. By fans, I mean the bigfoot, the cute one, and the two little skanks-in-training.

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  35. HorribleJudgment | September 15, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    I don’t find her fat or unattractive. What annoyed me about her was when she had a slight fucking useless injury to her toe and went all over the news about it acting like she maimed herself. What annoyed me more than her was the fucking news that covered it like it was actual news.

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  36. anonymous | September 15, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    Another dancing show I won’t be watching tired of these reality people!!

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  37. starbucks | September 15, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I think she’s one of the most beautiful celebs ever. Honestly, I’ve never seen a face any more beautiful than Kim’s. I also can’t imagine why anyone would call her fat. She just has a butt – a lot of people think that’s a damn good thing.

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  38. Asscrack | September 15, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    #3 you mean cotton candy, my face would be buried up in that soft plump boody mmmm!!!

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  39. karkar | September 15, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    her body is like a mohawk..business in the front, party in the back

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  40. KK = Lard Ass | September 16, 2008 at 1:13 am

    pics 3, 10 & 12…

    another Bigfoot sighting.

    No, technically and clinically,, KK is not fat. But her ass is HUGE in proportion to her overall size.

    plus she is untalented, should be first voted off in reality, lets nasty filthy untalented rapper piss on her, she’s a mudshark on a feeding frenzy, is desperate to be important and celebrated (but for what? urine on her ass?),

    Poetic justice here would be for her to fall and have that giant ass save her from injury but crack the floor and register on the richter scale.

    She’s a sleeze

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  41. trish | September 16, 2008 at 2:04 am

    i dont care i LOVE her shoes

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  42. Realist | September 16, 2008 at 6:42 am

    Understandable being confused about Khloe having a face. For the longest time, I just thought it racy that the networks would show someone’s bare ass for the entire episode.

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  43. ishi-san | September 16, 2008 at 8:46 am

    How many of those identical girls did that family produce?

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  44. gerard Vandenberg | September 16, 2008 at 10:24 am

    You wanl to look SLIM…………………………………………FAST?
    secret: DRESS UP TOTAL BLACK!!

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  45. josh | September 16, 2008 at 11:10 am

    “Gays don’t like monkey urine. They’re very clean people”

    but they stick their dicks up each others asses no trouble.

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  46. rach | September 17, 2008 at 9:51 am

    @ 39- DUMBASS, that saying refers to MULLETS, not mohawks…

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  47. CSTAR | September 23, 2008 at 6:02 am

    OH MY EFFIN GOD, KIM’S SISTER IN THE PICTURE ALL THE WAY TO THE RIGHT IS SO FUCKING UGLY, POOR KID. SHE’S A GIANT, SHE’S KIM’S HALF SISTER AND SHE HAS ALL THE REALLY BAD JENNER/KARDASHIAN QUALITIES, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, A REALLY UGLY MAN

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  48. just me | September 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    i think kim kardashian is a very beautiful woman, certainly there are a lot of people wishing to be like her and thats why they keep saying shes fat, i mean isnt enough to have a flat belly and a big boot as she does?… i dont know if as a human been shes eigther nice or just a fool, but if u dont really know her stop critizicing her and care about your own business… or do you consider yourself perfect?

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