Kim Kardashian milks Jessica Simpson for more free press

January 30th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Kim Kardashian continues her defense of Jessica Simpson, but this time taking it to a venue that’s pretty much the mecca of insight and empowerment. Ha, just kidding. She wrote on her blog:

I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I’m hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.
I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high waisted jeans!
She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!
I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???

Folks, never ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to. Because chances are it’ll have something to do with you only being famous for hanging out with Paris Hilton before hawking your own sex tape which garnered you just enough spotlight to exploit your bulbous ass that by all laws of physics should have its own orbit, moon and why the hell not? An Arby’s.

Words to live by.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. austin james

    who gives a shit…asshole

  2. pok

    Nothing funnier than a pig complimenting a cow on her looks.

  3. She sucks.

    This bitch is fishing for compliments. She knows she’s not twice Jessica’s size. She just wants her retarded 12 year-old fans to say “Oh Kim, you are SO SKINNY”.

    Somebody put a dick in her mouth so she will shut the fuck up.

  4. 10pound

    We think your a huge fatty that like to be pee’d on.

  5. Charlie Caligula

    “Folks, never ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to. Because chances are it’ll have something to do with you only being famous for hanging out with Paris Hilton before hawking your own sex tape which garnered you just enough spotlight to exploit your bulbous ass that by all laws of physics should have its own orbit, moon and why the hell not? An Arby’s.”

    Bless you my son.

  6. Guest

    Jessica’s an idiot,
    that was a terrible outfit choice.

    But she’s still hot :D

  7. Guest

    Jessica’s an idiot,
    that was a terrible outfit choice.

    But she’s still hot :D

  8. Guest

    Jessica’s an idiot,
    that was a terrible outfit choice.

    But she’s still hot :D

  9. yeah

    When I read the first part of that title “Kim Kardashian milks Jessica Simpson” it sounded a lot more exciting than it turned out being.

  10. “I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???”

    Now, now, Kim. We all know you only fuck nigs. For them, twice as big as Jessica is half as big as that girl next door, Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson.

  11. Guest

    Kim Kardashian….SHUT THE HELL UP!!

    UGH i’m so sick of her!

  12. p0nk

    “…and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  13. Sam

    Kim is milking Jessica in the hopes of getting a golden shower of publicity.

  14. S.

    Reggie Bush looks like this retarded kid that went to my school in junior high.

  15. Nancy

    “the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!”

    To not put on 20 lbs in 2 months? Wow, yeah, that’s just horrible.

  16. Animal Control

    Whatever, Kim. I’m sure I’ll get a call about you soon enough.

    All I know is if we want to stop Jessica, we’ll need a bigger dart.

  17. Vince

    Enough talk. Kim and Jessica should strip down, oil up, and wrestle. Call it “The Battle of Sweet (Jessica) and Sour (Kim) Pork”.

  18. I’m surprised Kim could talk over the sound of piss splashing against her face.

  19. Fa Tay

    I hope we talk about “weight issues” all weekend. Hopefully people will stop posting short snarky comments and start publishing dissertations. Especially ones disclosing their personal statistics and emotional struggles.

  20. havoc

    Damn, the title of this post was a HUGE letdown…..

    I guess I’ll have to go to lactatinghos.com.

    .

  21. lkjdslkdj

    damn, i know this is unpopular, but she looks damn good….

  22. Jim

    That reminds me – I’m out of bacon and shaving cream.

  23. Sid

    #21 – hi Ashlee!

  24. Randal

    It’s about time that women in today’s generation started looking healthy, have curves and some talent. Kim and Jessica both are perfect examples of beautiful, young, successful women in the entertainment industry.

    Kudos to you both for being real.

    Randal

  25. StillHitIt

    I would still tap that ass, are you kidding me? She added maybe 10-15lbs, so now instead of being a barbie doll superficial star, she’s actually a more down to earth real woman. She is still hotter than half the female stars out there and I would still take that girl out to dinner then my hotel room.

  26. Andrio

    This is like eavesdropping on a support group for loud fat girls who wear bug-eye sunglasses, too much makeup, and clothes that fit 30 lbs ago.

    It’s a big group these days. About 2/3 of American women.

  27. Dr. Phil

    “She added maybe 10-15lbs, so now instead of being a barbie doll superficial star, she’s actually a more down to earth real woman.”

    More down to earth real woman? Who’s the superficial one here? She’s exactly the same PERSON she was before. Except 20lbs fatter.

  28. STFUP

    DAMN, Look at that butt shot of Jess!
    -
    F’n HOT, I tell ya!
    -
    YUMMY! :)

  29. get new glasses #28

    Dang, check out that big flat broad ass with the lumps high on the hips! And the bulges of backfat that look so hot cuz she’s wearing a tank top! HOT HOT HOT!

  30. I think Kim is hotter than Jessica and she also has a NFL boyfriend in Reggie Bush. Maybe they should star in their own reality shows together as NFL Wives-GF!

  31. KKK

    white people are dumb

  32. boo

    #19 HaHaHa, I agree! Nothing is more boring than reading ” I am ______tall, and weigh_______ and wear a size _________ . Superficial, people, no one cares!

  33. Doc

    24

    The problem is most Americans have too many curves because 70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more overweight. It looks like people are sick of this topic because there are only 32 posts. At this rate there is no hope for fat America. It is time to resize the park benches to a wider size. I hope Jessica gets back down to her sexy fit body and she has done it before in the past. I suspect there is no hope for Kim and she will always be a short fat female because she loves to overeat and it shows.

  34. Jessica Blimpson

    Do you like my picture? Here’s what I’m singing: “I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. Chili’s…baby back ribs.”

  35. Kim Lardassian (on her reality show)

    “Hey, mom, do you think this is a chance for me to horn in and get some publicity? I’d have to pretend to be nice to that butt-chinned white kkkunt but it’d be worth it I guess…FUCK! Is this mic on???”

  36. no

    hmmm, I suspect that anyone who goes on about Americans being overweight (apparently) everyday of the week on a celebrity blog is unlikely to be a paragon of fitness themselves. Just sayin’.

  37. Jack LaLane

    #36

    It is ashame how fat Americans cannot understand the importance of being fit and healthy.

  38. gigi

    why would anyone ask YOU, kim, about jessica’s weight? as if you know something people don’t? as if you’re an expert on the subject of other people’s weight?

    dumb ass fame whore. she needs to choke on a dick and drown in piss

  39. get real

    she’s not overweight. She’s heavier than normal and the outfits are horrible, but she’s not; most hollywood women are underweight.

    obesity is out of control in this country and most people are overweight, but neither of these girls are.

  40. Foghead

    I bet you Jessica’s farts smell like guacamole and bacon… Still, I’d like to milk Jessica Simpson.

  41. Ummm...yeah...

    I agree with #1,
    Who gives a fuck? Fish, you’re a first class asshole.
    Quit posting about these two skanky, mindless whores, whose only purpose in life is to swallow load after load of spunk.
    That’s the only fucking thing they’re good for.

  42. humpinfrog

    Is it me are does Jessica appear “stumpy” with the extra weght? It’s almost dwarf like. I was in the ‘backwoods” region of the country recently (looking for fresh roadkill), and noticed this same feature in the area families. One thing stood out! Their last names were either Jones, Smith, or Simpson.

  43. sfngsfnsf

    “I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???”

    We think you’re a nigger’s stinking urinal and a FAT stupid repulsive egocentric nigger-loving whore, Kim. Now please go and get your tubes tied, you disgusting FAT sow, before you end up shitting out a litter of stupid ugly retarded FAT stinking shit-skinned burr-headed niglets.

  44. The Pope

    ” am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???”

    Your fat, floppy ass is twice the size of Jessica. What do you expect; look how much the walking food/garbage disposal EATS!!!

    Fat, skinny, tall, leprechaun…..doesn’t matter. You’re disgusting, Kim. Simply disgusting and without shame. Anything for money. Next we’ll find out Reggie Bush pays her $150,000 for a weekend of anything goes. That means she would be overpaid by $150,000. She’s worthless, disgusting, sleazy and nasty!!!

    Go away KIM, you have no talent whatsoever and your 15 minutes were up hours ago you filthy disgusting whore!!!!

  45. Jade

    Kim (since it seems obvious you read this site),

    If you look at the other blog entry you made, about how you saw Jessica and immediately knew what people would say, wouldn’t that mean that you too viewed her as overweight?

    So don’t complain because people have stated the obvious, when you have also both observed and stated it.

  46. Kay

    I think its sad that we all feed into this strange weight obsession over female celebrities, including myself- because when I saw her I thought she looked fat. Its a like a wreck I can’t look away from because I know photos distort these women- I saw Vanessa Marcil at the airport a few weeks ago and was shocked at how skinny skinny she is and suddenly realized the women we think are thin are really alarmingly so…

    At the end of the day neither obesity nor starving yourself is healthy and these women are a testament to the fact that most Americans can’t seem to find a healthy balance and love when a rich, beautiful celebrity can’t either.

  47. facts for the fat defenders

    There are SO many dangers to being overweight, even just being 10 pounds overweight increases your health risks significantly. Here is a small list of the multitude of medical problems facing those who are overweight. Even worse are the risks for those who are obese, which since Jessica isn’t I won’t address here. Anorexia and bulimia, serious as they are, became huge buzz topics in the 80′s and 90′s and they are a real and present concern however they do not remotely compare to the immense problem that is the steady incline of overweight and inactive individuals headed for obesity in this world (and it is a problem throughout the world not just in the U.S.).

    What is Overweight?

    Overweight is defined as a condition of weighing more that what is IDEAL (Jessica’s weight is NOT ideal by any means) for their height and body frame. If a person’s weight is 20% or more above their ideal body weight, they are considered obese. Excess weight may come from muscle, bone, fat and/or body water.

    A person can be overweight without being obese.

    Dangers of being Overweight

    Some of the dangers of being overweight include developing:

    High Blood Pressure: When you have excess body fat, your body retains sodium. When your body retains sodium, blood volume increases and blood pressure rises. High blood pressure causes your heart to work harder, which is dangerous for the heart.

    Diabetes: Obesity is the leading cause of type 2 diabetes. Excess fat makes your body resistant to insulin. When your body is resistant to insulin, your cells can’t get the energy they need.

    Stroke

    Abnormal blood fats: A diet high in saturated fats increases the level of LDL (bad) cholesterol. 9this leads to a slew of dangerous problems, clogged arteries and heart attacks among them and people who are only slightly overweight can absolutely have heart attacks).

    Osteoarthritis: Excess weight adds pressure to joints and wears away at the cartilage that protects them. (Thought bone disorders only affected anorexics hun?)

    Sleep apnea: The more overweight a person is, the greater more severe the sleep apnea will be. (Sleep apnea is caused by a person’s neck fat actually suffocating them while they sleep and causes them to stop breathing).

    Cancer: Men and women who are overweight have a higher risk of developing many different kinds of cancer. (Just being mildly overweight increases these risks).

    Gallstones: Gallstones are more common in people who are overweight.

    Weak Pelvic Muscles.

    Digestive disorders which can be very serious.

    Constipation and bowl problems that again can lead to serious long terms problems.

    Cirrhosis of the liver (serious stuff).

    Fertility problems (again people think only anorexics have fertility issues when overweight people often have severe fertility problems and are unable to get pregnant until they loose weight).

    Polycystic ovarian disease which often causes infertility, the cysts often need to be removed.

    Hormonal dysfunction which is an ocean of medical problems itself.

    Thyroid dysfunction which also leads to multiple health problems and increased risks of thyroid cancer.

    Back problems from carrying the extra weight.

    Heart problems which can range from mild to severe and debilitating.

    Loss of sex drive and relationship problems.

    Depression which can bring on it’s own storm of problems and risks.

    Physical Discomfort: As fat accumulates, it crowds the space occupied by your organs. People who are overweight may have difficulty breathing, walking or sitting which can lead to a laundry list of problems.

    Gout:Gout is a joint disease caused by high levels of uric acid in the blood. Gout is more common in overweight people and the risk increases with higher body weight.

    Fatty Liver Disease: Fatty liver disease occurs when fat builds up in the liver cells and causes injury and inflammation in the liver. It can sometimes lead to severe liver damage, cirrhosis (build-up of scar tissue that blocks proper blood flow in the liver), or even liver failure. Fatty liver disease is like alcoholic liver damage, but it is not caused by alcohol and can occur in people who drink little or no alcohol. You can learn more about fatty liver disease, also known as nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (NASH), from the National Digestive Diseases Information Clearinghouse http://www.digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/nash

    Pregnancy complications:
    Overweight and obesity raise the risk of pregnancy complications for both mother and baby. Pregnant women who are overweight or obese may have an increased risk for:

    Gestational diabetes: (high blood sugar during pregnancy).
    Pre-eclampsia (high blood pressure during pregnancy that can cause severe problems for both mother and baby if left untreated).
    Cesarean delivery or complications with cesarean delivery.
    Babies of overweight or obese mothers have an increased risk of neural tube defects (defects of the brain and spinal cord), stillbirth, prematurity, and being large for gestational age.

  48. dersuperficial-ist-langweilig-und-primitiv

    Jessica *will* look fantastic even if she decides to put on yet another 10 lb at her personal leisurely desire just for life’s sake. She’s HOT while TheSuperficial is eventually starting to stale like a dried out American beer that bears no comparison to Bavarian expertise!

    Have we covered Superficial’s staff and their recent weight gains/contstant problems? Nope. They’re irrelevant when it boils down to stuff like that and it’s bottom-feeding fab that way, isn’t it?;)

    b.

  49. Jessica in October

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm37524480/nm0005433

    Here is Jessica in October, she has packed it on very quickly. NOT HEALTHY.

    #48. I’m sure you;d hate to find out that everyone at the superficial is in great shape, but guess what they aren’t paid to stand around and be useless bags of brainless, spolied ass hotness, but guess who is??? DING, DING, DING! That’s right it’s Fatica and fucking eh she can’t even do that right. So what the fuck is she good for?

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