Kim Kardashian might be engaged

The Superficial | January 2, 2008 - 12:36 pm

Kim Kardashian is supposedly engaged to her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Sources close to Kim claim Reggie recently proposed to Kim, according to OK! Magazine:

While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ’07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

I guess Kim Kardashian would be handy to have around as a wife. If you had company over, you could always use her ass as a buffet table. I heard Kim served her family Thanksgiving dinner using just her right cheek. As for the left, it held a full salad bar. This post is making me hungry. It’s also putting me in the mood to bake some bread. Mostly so I can knead a huge pile of dough for a while and imagine it’s a hairless version of Kim’s butt. I’m pretty sure I saw that on Martha Stewart once.

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