Kim Kardashian Miami bikini pictures

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If you’re anything like me, you immediately jumped at the idea of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, hoping you might get a better shot of that thing she calls an ass. But alas, it wasn’t meant to be. She covers up amazingly well for somebody who seems so proud of her butt. The way she waves it around in public you’d think she’d be running down the beach with a big frame around it. And when I say big I mean big. Like the circumference of the Earth big. A frame so large it would make Gods of the men who crafted it.

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