If you’re anything like me, you immediately jumped at the idea of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, hoping you might get a better shot of that thing she calls an ass. But alas, it wasn’t meant to be. She covers up amazingly well for somebody who seems so proud of her butt. The way she waves it around in public you’d think she’d be running down the beach with a big frame around it. And when I say big I mean big. Like the circumference of the Earth big. A frame so large it would make Gods of the men who crafted it.
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haha. no ass for you
First! SO long, suckers!
Why does she only have sex with black guys,
I know she’s a total piece of trash….but, I’d hit it!
I like her sister better, not the sasquatch sister, the other one.
I personally think theres something else going on with “so said ass” because it looks abnormal..possibly fake?
big ass= takes it up the ass.
lol @ ballergirl..whos the sucker for posting first when they werent?
Why is she so afraid to show it off?
Ass implant scars don’t show under jeans but in a bikini bottom…
in the pic where she’s wet…if you looks REALLY carefully, you can see she is still wearing some sort of surgical tape. it’s going horizontally across her bottom, and it JUST comes out from the edges of her bikini.
bumpiddy bumpiddy butt.
What the hell does this chick do besides get her picture taken? Seriously, what’s the fascination? By the looks of her Wikipedia entry she basically just consumes air. And yet, here she is again. I be baffo’d.
3 years from now this bitch is going to be HUGE all over.
This is the height of stupidity…Butt implants? What is up with people?
what a fat ugly COW, time to go grazing in the pasture
WIDE LOAD
Am I the only one who wonders why she seriously seems to be making such an effort to keep that ass covered up?! Seriously, something seems very strange about the whole situation! Maybe her eyes has scar marks from the implants? Or maybe my initial judgment was right, and she does have two midgets who live on her ass checks. That would explain why she wants to keep it covered up. Cuz, you know, it can be embarassing walking around in public with midgets on your ass checks exposed.
#2 makes me laugh – loser!
She probably has tons of cellulite if that ass is real. At any rate, I still think she’s stunning.
maybe the reason she’s working so hard to keep it covered is because guys like Fish are always picking on it – when in fact, she’s a fucking gorgeous woman with curves. I mean, between her and Jennifer Love-Hewitt, I serioulsy can’t see a DAMN thing wrong, yet here you are hanging them out to dry like it’s a toss-up between them and Rosie O for the ugliest things out there. What do you prefer, Nicole Richie? I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with KK…. no matter WHAT she does or doesn’t do to attain her celebrity.
She is the sexiest women in the world, how anyone think this women is fat, she has great thickness and that ass is incredible
Definitely hot.
she uses Gary Coleman as a buttplug and he’s afraid of getting skin cancer.
#19 I agree totally 100%. However, they don’t want Nicole Ritchie either, they fuck with her too. I think they are fags. So either way they aren’t satisfied. I think these women with meat are the best, what the fuck you want a woman that is all bones, fuckin sickening.
wish we coulda seen what her behind looks like without that diaper on.
bet there are implat scars
Good thing she has some tree trunk legs to hold up the ass That Ate New York, normal legs would blow out like motorcycle tires on a Semi.
It’s very clear her ass looks hideous only stuffed into clothes – that fat flab must be full of cellulite and resemble a barrell of cottage cheese.
She better get all the attention she can now, because she is about six months away from being forced on The Biggest Loser as she enters a life of obesity then early death.
Get in the gym, bitch!
There´s something serusly wrong with this girl´s body… just look at pic #17.
FIRST THING I looked for was the ass shot. So disappointing …
Ugh. Wide lumpy load need to be covered up. It’s very clear her ass looks good when stuffed into clothes – that fat flab must be full of cellulite and resemble a barrell of cottage cheese if seen in the flesh. Like all the fat women (and the men with fat mothers) who will post here she looks good all fat and bloated.
She better get all the attention she can now, because she is about six months away from being forced on The Biggest Loser as she enters a life of obesity then early death.
Get in the gym, bitch!
@5 – are you like me in that you laugh at absolutely any mention of Sasquatch? I should hope so.
#27 its called having large hips caused by a huge ass. stupid.
Who is this person?
I’m willing to bet every dollar I’ve got, ever had, and ever will have that #27 has a way more fucked up body than what I saw in pic #17.
There is nothing wrong with her body. It’s ripe, that’s all. I would do unnervingly deplorable things to her, if given the go ahead. Dear Moses …
i don’t think she had ass implants. look at pic #17… she’s got big hips, too, which kinda comes with a naturally big ass.
anyway. yeah. she’s not skinny. but she’s real and that’s much sexier than these 70lb waifs that we see everywhere these days.
i love her.
Holy shit!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!
God, I’d chew a hole right through her……
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You are all so hard to please… a chick show her ass in a bikini and all we here is cover that shit up, now a chick covers her ass up and all we here is more bitching.
I just read that Lindsey’s boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?) hacked into her computer and stole nakkid pictures of her that he had taken. Oh, the horror!!!!
Maybe she’s hiding a bunch of cellulite. haha
http://kardashiankim.com/kim-kardashian-sex-tape/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-highlights-and-review/
go there… scroll down. you guys are going to love me for this.
VERY NSFW.
#34 Bern your love of that chick’s ass seems to border on unhealthy.
Love your site though!
Fuck Stu Scott!
Go Giantly Awkward Boobs!
Why do all these fucking stupid chicks wear earings and bracelets to the beach?
Why does she cover up the ass she is so proud of?
Answer: Celulite City
looking closely I would say she had medium breasts and then got implants. Check pic #2 you can see the round implant right by her pit.
I get the feeling she has to shave six times a day. Hairy skank.
#26 I totally agree.
#13 Actually, you CAN get butt implants, they DO exist you know???
Man, now I kinda feel sorry for her. I’ve never seen anyone so self concious about a certain body part that they even go swimming with clothes on. Unless they’re chullos. Then they swim with clothes on all the time. It’s kinda their thing.
Two words: GET LIPOSUCTION.
i thought the same as #8
Thank you
all cellulite is is eating too many fats and not being active enough to have a firm butt. so she could be as big as she is and still have a smooth rear. but, looking at her legs it does look like she has a bit. oh well, still gorgeous.
Dont you people think that if she paid all that money to have implants shoved into the sides of her ass cheeks that she would NOT cover up?? Seriously, she is obviously self conscious. I think shes delicious. Im a girl and Id fuck her!
This bitch is such a waste of cells. She makes the Bush twins look like they actually make a contribution to society.
#3 – She only dates black guys because we are the only ones that appreciate a big round ass. White guys don’t know what do do with all that so why would she waste her time.