If you’re anything like me, you immediately jumped at the idea of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, hoping you might get a better shot of that thing she calls an ass. But alas, it wasn’t meant to be. She covers up amazingly well for somebody who seems so proud of her butt. The way she waves it around in public you’d think she’d be running down the beach with a big frame around it. And when I say big I mean big. Like the circumference of the Earth big. A frame so large it would make Gods of the men who crafted it.
Photos: Splash
you | July 16, 2007 at 3:01 pm
haha. no ass for you
ballergirl | July 16, 2007 at 3:01 pm
First! SO long, suckers!
Robert | July 16, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Why does she only have sex with black guys,
sikofdis | July 16, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I know she’s a total piece of trash….but, I’d hit it!
Robert | July 16, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I like her sister better, not the sasquatch sister, the other one.
Jules | July 16, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I personally think theres something else going on with “so said ass” because it looks abnormal..possibly fake?
big ass= takes it up the ass.
lol @ ballergirl..whos the sucker for posting first when they werent?
uberslackers | July 16, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Why is she so afraid to show it off?
Matt | July 16, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Ass implant scars don’t show under jeans but in a bikini bottom…
blondewithnobrain | July 16, 2007 at 3:06 pm
in the pic where she’s wet…if you looks REALLY carefully, you can see she is still wearing some sort of surgical tape. it’s going horizontally across her bottom, and it JUST comes out from the edges of her bikini.
veggi | July 16, 2007 at 3:06 pm
bumpiddy bumpiddy butt.
Moo | July 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm
What the hell does this chick do besides get her picture taken? Seriously, what’s the fascination? By the looks of her Wikipedia entry she basically just consumes air. And yet, here she is again. I be baffo’d.
Rich | July 16, 2007 at 3:09 pm
3 years from now this bitch is going to be HUGE all over.
Bling | July 16, 2007 at 3:09 pm
This is the height of stupidity…Butt implants? What is up with people?
steve o | July 16, 2007 at 3:12 pm
what a fat ugly COW, time to go grazing in the pasture
free sample | July 16, 2007 at 3:12 pm
WIDE LOAD
whitegold | July 16, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Am I the only one who wonders why she seriously seems to be making such an effort to keep that ass covered up?! Seriously, something seems very strange about the whole situation! Maybe her eyes has scar marks from the implants? Or maybe my initial judgment was right, and she does have two midgets who live on her ass checks. That would explain why she wants to keep it covered up. Cuz, you know, it can be embarassing walking around in public with midgets on your ass checks exposed.
whitegold | July 16, 2007 at 3:17 pm
#2 makes me laugh – loser!
Rachel | July 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm
She probably has tons of cellulite if that ass is real. At any rate, I still think she’s stunning.
sensitive man | July 16, 2007 at 3:21 pm
maybe the reason she’s working so hard to keep it covered is because guys like Fish are always picking on it – when in fact, she’s a fucking gorgeous woman with curves. I mean, between her and Jennifer Love-Hewitt, I serioulsy can’t see a DAMN thing wrong, yet here you are hanging them out to dry like it’s a toss-up between them and Rosie O for the ugliest things out there. What do you prefer, Nicole Richie? I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with KK…. no matter WHAT she does or doesn’t do to attain her celebrity.
A | July 16, 2007 at 3:22 pm
She is the sexiest women in the world, how anyone think this women is fat, she has great thickness and that ass is incredible
FromOutOfNoWhere | July 16, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Definitely hot.
p0nk | July 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm
she uses Gary Coleman as a buttplug and he’s afraid of getting skin cancer.
Victor | July 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm
#19 I agree totally 100%. However, they don’t want Nicole Ritchie either, they fuck with her too. I think they are fags. So either way they aren’t satisfied. I think these women with meat are the best, what the fuck you want a woman that is all bones, fuckin sickening.
lambman | July 16, 2007 at 3:26 pm
wish we coulda seen what her behind looks like without that diaper on.
bet there are implat scars
woodhorse | July 16, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Good thing she has some tree trunk legs to hold up the ass That Ate New York, normal legs would blow out like motorcycle tires on a Semi.
ph7 | July 16, 2007 at 3:30 pm
It’s very clear her ass looks hideous only stuffed into clothes – that fat flab must be full of cellulite and resemble a barrell of cottage cheese.
She better get all the attention she can now, because she is about six months away from being forced on The Biggest Loser as she enters a life of obesity then early death.
Get in the gym, bitch!
VICKY from Uru | July 16, 2007 at 3:31 pm
There´s something serusly wrong with this girl´s body… just look at pic #17.
Bern | July 16, 2007 at 3:32 pm
FIRST THING I looked for was the ass shot. So disappointing …
ph7 | July 16, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Ugh. Wide lumpy load need to be covered up. It’s very clear her ass looks good when stuffed into clothes – that fat flab must be full of cellulite and resemble a barrell of cottage cheese if seen in the flesh. Like all the fat women (and the men with fat mothers) who will post here she looks good all fat and bloated.
She better get all the attention she can now, because she is about six months away from being forced on The Biggest Loser as she enters a life of obesity then early death.
Get in the gym, bitch!
Bern | July 16, 2007 at 3:34 pm
@5 – are you like me in that you laugh at absolutely any mention of Sasquatch? I should hope so.
jessica | July 16, 2007 at 3:36 pm
#27 its called having large hips caused by a huge ass. stupid.
XX | July 16, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Who is this person?
XX | July 16, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I’m willing to bet every dollar I’ve got, ever had, and ever will have that #27 has a way more fucked up body than what I saw in pic #17.
Bern | July 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
There is nothing wrong with her body. It’s ripe, that’s all. I would do unnervingly deplorable things to her, if given the go ahead. Dear Moses …
clam | July 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm
i don’t think she had ass implants. look at pic #17… she’s got big hips, too, which kinda comes with a naturally big ass.
anyway. yeah. she’s not skinny. but she’s real and that’s much sexier than these 70lb waifs that we see everywhere these days.
i love her.
havoc | July 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Holy shit!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!
God, I’d chew a hole right through her……
.
suisse | July 16, 2007 at 3:44 pm
You are all so hard to please… a chick show her ass in a bikini and all we here is cover that shit up, now a chick covers her ass up and all we here is more bitching.
veggi | July 16, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I just read that Lindsey’s boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?) hacked into her computer and stole nakkid pictures of her that he had taken. Oh, the horror!!!!
Iris | July 16, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Maybe she’s hiding a bunch of cellulite. haha
amber | July 16, 2007 at 3:47 pm
http://kardashiankim.com/kim-kardashian-sex-tape/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-highlights-and-review/
go there… scroll down. you guys are going to love me for this.
VERY NSFW.
cunnybrook | July 16, 2007 at 3:47 pm
#34 Bern your love of that chick’s ass seems to border on unhealthy.
Love your site though!
Fuck Stu Scott!
Go Giantly Awkward Boobs!
Rosie's Mustach | July 16, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Why do all these fucking stupid chicks wear earings and bracelets to the beach?
Why does she cover up the ass she is so proud of?
Answer: Celulite City
looking closely I would say she had medium breasts and then got implants. Check pic #2 you can see the round implant right by her pit.
I get the feeling she has to shave six times a day. Hairy skank.
VICKY from Uru | July 16, 2007 at 3:55 pm
#26 I totally agree.
#13 Actually, you CAN get butt implants, they DO exist you know???
star69 | July 16, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Man, now I kinda feel sorry for her. I’ve never seen anyone so self concious about a certain body part that they even go swimming with clothes on. Unless they’re chullos. Then they swim with clothes on all the time. It’s kinda their thing.
Two words: GET LIPOSUCTION.
jimena | July 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm
i thought the same as #8
theShizaan | July 16, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Thank you
kate | July 16, 2007 at 3:57 pm
all cellulite is is eating too many fats and not being active enough to have a firm butt. so she could be as big as she is and still have a smooth rear. but, looking at her legs it does look like she has a bit. oh well, still gorgeous.
CountDrunkulaXxX | July 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Dont you people think that if she paid all that money to have implants shoved into the sides of her ass cheeks that she would NOT cover up?? Seriously, she is obviously self conscious. I think shes delicious. Im a girl and Id fuck her!
lapet | July 16, 2007 at 3:59 pm
This bitch is such a waste of cells. She makes the Bush twins look like they actually make a contribution to society.
A | July 16, 2007 at 4:00 pm
#3 – She only dates black guys because we are the only ones that appreciate a big round ass. White guys don’t know what do do with all that so why would she waste her time.