Kim Kardashian may dance with ‘stars’ if your definition of the word includes Mario Lopez

July 25th, 2008 // 83 Comments

Kim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she’ll appear on the next season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People reports:

“I don’t know where that’s coming from, I can’t really comment on that,” the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she “would be honored if they asked me.”
While Kardashian confessed she doesn’t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, “I can get down in a club.”

Anyone get the feeling Kim Kardashian is about to dump Reggie Bush for Gumby? Don’t worry, it’ll come to you. In the meantime, Kim can definitely get down in a club alright. A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH- I’m going to pour steaming hot coffee on my face.

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Comments (83)

  1. burgernoodle for the masses | July 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    UGLY!

    Reply
  2. rough daddy | July 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    wheres the story of her and shana moaklers whore fight?

    Reply
  3. Devastin' Dave | July 25, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Zip Zap Rap! Say no to drugs kids! Frick Frack FIRST!

    Reply
  4. Sell Porn Make Money | July 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    they should call it dance witht he wannabe’s or usedtobe’s

    Reply
  5. Deacon Jones | July 25, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    You’re tellig me these FUCKING ASSHOLE PAPS CANT GET ONE SHOT,
    ONE FUCKING SHOT OF HER ASS FROM BEHIND!!!???

    Reply
  6. Ted Kennedy's tumor | July 25, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    For a Lane Bryant model, she is not too bad.

    Reply
  7. burgernoodle for the masses | July 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    seriously where’d she get that rump? did she forget to cut the watermelon into bite size pieces before she swallowed it? HOW DOES ONE DO THAT?

    Reply
  8. ___ | July 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Kim Kardashian = Urine breath

    Don’t forget it.

    Reply
  9. Fernando Valenzuela | July 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Aww come on don’t hate on A.C. Slater..at least he’s famous for more than just a sex tape and a big ass….

    Reply
  10. Sam | July 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Stampeding with the Plumpers

    Reply
  11. grobpilot | July 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    I think she means “go down in a dance club”.

    Reply
  12. Rick | July 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    If she does the show, they’ll be able to get Best Buy to sponsor it (they have lots of wide-screen TVs).

    Reply
  13. Barak Obama | July 25, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Forget Kim Kardashian! Who are these girls in the ECKOmanufacturing ad? I have jerked off at least 3 times to that ad. These chicks are freaking smokin’ hot!

    Reply
  14. Urine is the new black | July 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    “Green is the New Black”! Stupid bitch has been driving a Land Rover for the last four years.

    Or maybe she means she now wants green dick?

    Reply
  15. ph7 | July 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Hey, she looks pretty good in those pics.

    Reply
  16. hmmm | July 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    wow, shes looking kinda hot to me right here!

    Reply
  17. One | July 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    aww, whats up miss poopie pants? Need your diaper changed? ‘Cus it looks like you got a fresh load going on in your pants…

    Reply
  18. FRIST!!! | July 25, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    So it’s come to this. Who gives a crap if your going to be on some stupid show, did you really feel it necessary, no- did you really think you are important enough to call a radio station just to quash a rumor no one gives a shit about?? I could maybe understand if there were presgnancy rumors, or brain tumor rumor (that rhymed) oh, and “Devastin’ Dave???

    Just say no to drugs..

    Reply
  19. Niche P | July 25, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Hey if she goes on that dumb show then she’ll be able to finally complete the following sentence. I, Kim Kardashian, am famous for ____________:p

    Reply
  20. Tyrone Biggums | July 25, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Well I would not mind AT ALL if I saw her dancing on the show. it would be interesting to see her dealing with the new change of “scene”

    Reply
  21. mcfluffy | July 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    CLUB SANDWICH HAHAHAHHAHA

    *DING DING*

    Reply
  22. Famous Plastic | July 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    I love that a show made for celebrity has-beens is trying to recruit people that were never really celebrities in the 1st tape. Well, I guess Kim is an amateur porn star. Classy.

    Reply
  23. veggi | July 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    SnailTrailing with the Mudflap TinkleSluts

    Reply
  24. alex troy | July 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    #18 – by saying noone gives a shi* about the rumor, is that excluding people who read and comment about her on gossip blogs?

    Reply
  25. Help my Ears Hurt | July 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Fish Dude,

    What’s with the Terrible Rap music on your site?

    Reply
  26. Dani5 | July 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Shes gorgeous, I dont know why everyone says shes “fat” and ugly. Bitch pahhhhhlease.

    Reply
  27. Ferdinand Narcos | July 25, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Lookit all that ghetto meat she’s draggin’ around behind her.The brother’s must go insane when she goes down to the projects to get peed….

    Reply
  28. wtf | July 25, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    I fucken hate rap crap! Seriously people, rock musicians that write their own songs and play an instrument are the types of music I want to hear. And how in the fuck am I going to be able to go on this site without detection from work when I can’t turn off the fucken sound on my computer? By the way, the person who wrote the commentary is hillarious! Kim is wearing her girdle diaper again!

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  29. HA CHA CHA CH | July 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom.

    Kim can definitely get down in a club alright.
    A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH

    Reply
  30. Reynold | July 25, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Kim should work here so she can lose her thunder thighs and fat ass!

    Lincoln Industries has three full-time employees devoted to “wellness,” and offers on-site massages and pre-shift stretching.
    Most unusual of all: The company requires all employees to undergo quarterly checkups measuring weight, body fat and flexibility. It also conducts annual blood, vision and hearing tests.
    “When you get the encouragement from somebody to help you with nutrition and to help with a more active lifestyle, it makes it easier to be able to attain a lifestyle that most people want to attain anyway,” says Hank Orme, president of Lincoln Industries.
    The program has been in place 16 years.
    The company ranks workers on their fitness, from platinum, gold and silver down to “non-medal.” To achieve platinum, they must reach fitness goals and be nonsmokers — and the company offers smoking cessation classes.

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  31. dew | July 25, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    PLEASE let this be true, because maybe all that exercise will reduce that ginormous butt! Plus, I don’t watch DTS, so I wouldn’t have to suffer through it ha ha

    Reply
  32. Fluffy Butt | July 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Kim looking at WEDDING MAGAZINES! …..Reggie are you fucking nuts? I said it before. DO NOT wife that cottage chees ass wanker!
    .
    .
    Damn

    Reply
  33. R =) | July 25, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Green is the new Black? So she’s replacing Reggie with some nice Kermit d*ck. I guess that’s appropriate for little miss Piggy.

    Reply
  34. josh | July 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Anyone else think shes getting bigger? not that i care.

    Reply
  35. ginormous backyard | July 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    the backyard is just amazing, we need proof that it isnt real……on another note, she is attractive for some slightly strange reasons, but that ass needs a counter-insurgency mission run all up on it by a blue-veined swayback throbber and caught on Blu-Ray.

    Reply
  36. Suzy | July 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    green is the new black, but she’s carrying a plastic bag….

    right…..

    Reply
  37. jonny | July 25, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    she’s not bad looking…..but I don’t know……she sort of looks like the kind of girl that likes to get pissed on by a second rate rapper and then post video of it on the internet.

    Reply
  38. ToTellTheTruth | July 25, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    WHO’S gonna lift that fat fucking bitch in the air and take a chance on breaking their back?????

    Reply
  39. Elk | July 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    37. jonny
    “she sort of looks like the kind of girl that likes to get pissed on by a second rate rapper and then post video of it on the internet.”

    That would be the video that everyone talks about, but no one has posted a link to.

    Reply
  40. alisa | July 25, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    you people are ridiculous. she is soo pretty and where is this fat girl you speak of? hmmm lets look at her waist……. thin… how about her thighs…………. THIN… the only place that is fat is her ass and thats a good thing. you all wish you could get a girl half as hot as kim.

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  41. CAA | July 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    EXACTLY WHAT are these people “famous” FOR?
    Are they part of another VH1 plot to create fake “celebreties”?
    The ditz was on Kimmel a few nights ago…….her head is as empty as Paris’……..she has a GREAT chest though…….and THAT, I’m afraid, is where the attraction ends.

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  42. Lisa | July 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    Anyone know what jeans she’s wearing?

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  43. Ann | July 25, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    Can we just follow someone else? She looks too much like that one hot but retarded secretary that you work with. Lets follow people that do stuff

    Reply
  44. saka | July 26, 2008 at 2:05 am

    I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club***:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

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  45. WhoCares!! | July 26, 2008 at 2:08 am

    Why the fuck does this chick look somewhat skinny one day the fat as fuck the next? I mean sometimes shes actually doesnt look half bad, but then mostly all the other times she looks a bit pig-ish.. theres lots of padding….

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  46. Luis | July 26, 2008 at 9:19 am

    @42 – they are from Zara, that Spanish clothes brand, clothes made in Portugal where every girl wears wide bottom jeans like that. Cute!

    Reply
  47. katie | July 26, 2008 at 9:36 am

    she is wearing a green tshirt carrying a plastic bag… prolly about to hop in her range rover…. does anyone else see something wrong with that?

    i love kim.. but common girl!

    Reply
  48. Ted from LA | July 26, 2008 at 10:16 am

    She got those jeans at the Short and Dumpy store in West Hollywood.

    Reply
  49. TV Addict | July 26, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I really don`t like that outfit at all

    Reply
  50. michelle | July 26, 2008 at 11:54 am

    she’s looking at wedding mags………………………………….

    Reply

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