Kim Kardashian may dance with ‘stars’ if your definition of the word includes Mario Lopez

Kim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she’ll appear on the next season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People reports:

“I don’t know where that’s coming from, I can’t really comment on that,” the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she “would be honored if they asked me.”
While Kardashian confessed she doesn’t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, “I can get down in a club.”

Anyone get the feeling Kim Kardashian is about to dump Reggie Bush for Gumby? Don’t worry, it’ll come to you. In the meantime, Kim can definitely get down in a club alright. A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH- I’m going to pour steaming hot coffee on my face.