Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller attended the Spike 2008 Video Game Awards last night as part of their duty to trick gamers into believing women will sleep with them. The Geekologie Writer and myself being the obvious exceptions, of course. In fact, we’re pretty confident it’s going to happen soon. Yup, any day now. All that sex. Right here. – - Then again, we should probably purchase the latest games just in case. As Eliot Spitzer once said “To my credit card and vagina!”
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The Geekologie writer ain’t got shit on Kim Kardashian
I’m a hot chick, and I play Warcraft like a mofo.
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
She is great
I thought you said they were hot
What is the point of showing Kim if we do not see her ridiculous big girdle butt for amusement?
Kim, Marissa, I think yo hear me knockin, and I got Halo 3, bitches!
Her blue-veined stretchy fake boobs are not giving me a blue-veiner.
are you blind? they’re hot as hell
oh now i get it u r not blind u r gay! that’s OK we don’t hate you :)
I like her bangs.
I don’t know about you, but I always pick up the hot chicks at GameStop.
Why’s Kim there? Did somebody invent a video game that gets out mixed semen-urine stains?
One of the award winners said the new Mitsubishi 65-inch laser HDTVs really do give a lifelike image of Kim K’s butt.
I’d Like to bite Kim Kardashians ASS and let her drag me around for a week!! – She has the kind of frame, that would make her great in a Piggy Back Fight, Know what I sayin?
PAP!
Fuck the superficial writer women sleep with me all the time I have a level 60 shammy, and a level 80 orc. Hoard rules and the writer is jealous because I can sit home all day long and get paid to play so stop acting like a jealous fuck that your fagget ass sucks at video games. I will destroy you in any game you ever play you nancy boy!
I think KK is hot. What is wrong with me and is there a cure?
19# WTF
Thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in a while.
So, I have a vagina, and I happen to also be a gamer. Now, not to toot my own horn, but I wouldn’t put myself in the ‘woofer’ category. I’m kinda annoyed by this stereotype that pretty girls arn’t gamers. Just cause I’m a girl, doesn’t mean I can’t pwn your ass! :D
And, yes, I like guys who game, as well.
Those bangs make Kardashian look 100 times better looking than normal. I am stunned. She’d look classy if the dress wasn’t gold.
19# WTF
thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in years.
The nerds were excited until the got closer and realized it wasn’t Counselor Troi.
Marisa made my day
Hot chicks do play games… A lot more now than 10 years ago, thanks to World of Warcraft and the like…
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
#19 is a cyberdouche.
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
Kim’s hair looks great
I am waiting for you #29 you will be the first time I have seen a girl in 5 years. I am so excited for our date.
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
SKANKS!!! both of them. HOT as shit though. if you’ll excuse me, i have a “call of duty” in the toilet
Please, lol. I’m an attractive girl, and I have a lvl 80 warlock. If you play WoW, look Lear up on Daggerspine.
LOTS of girls play WoW.
i want to play with kim kardashian’s xbox.
right, so kardashian’s wig makes her look quite pretty. it softens that ‘overdone’ look about her.
and is it just me or does miller’s head look like it is on some sort of stick stuck into her body in that dress? sorta like one of those cakes, where they stick a barbie in it and make a cake of a dress around her body, so just her head sticks out.
Kim is lookin bangin’ with the bangs. I’m glad she took my advice and got her hair did! You go girl :)
I’d love to pee in that wig.
That wig is made out of genuine asshair. If you look closely you can see tiny bits of soiled toilet paper.
Let’s not kid ourselves. It’s not the funk of nerd-boys that is attracting these skanks, its simply the scent of money. Video games are a billion-dollar business now. Of course these whores will be sniffing around, trying to snatch up some loose change.
Dude, Kim K is not even close to hot.
You will see more and more Hollywood finally figuring out that gamers and nerds have a shitload of money.
My daughter is 12 and plays World Warcraft and she is very smart, pretty, athletic, and a true humanitarian unlike Kim.
We do like video games. I’m addicted to playing Gears of War 2 with my husband. Oh yeah….
When a chick’s ass weighs more than an entire 12 year old child,she’s not “hot”.
She’s a disgusting mudshark.
kim has totally had some work done. it looks like here nose especially and eyes had work. i can’t tell if she is looking better or worse. in any case, i would consider her above average.
Damn I had no idea there were so many nerds out there.
Clearly #19 is having a hard time differentiating between the fantasy world and real world. Dude, put down the controller and go outside for some fresh air. Chicks sleeping with you is not the same thing as cutting a hole in this month’s centerfold and fucking it.
she is GLOWING orange.
They are both gorgeous women! its all come down on your personal taste which should be both!!!
I’ll put it this way: once any of these alleged “gamer” girls can go toe-to-toe with a random Japanese 10-year-old, then I’ll start paying attention.
Hell… I’ll make this easier. Put a contoller in their hand and see if they even hold the damned thing correctly, and/or boot up an Xbox. I’m willing to be reasonable here.