Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller attended the Spike 2008 Video Game Awards last night as part of their duty to trick gamers into believing women will sleep with them. The Geekologie Writer and myself being the obvious exceptions, of course. In fact, we’re pretty confident it’s going to happen soon. Yup, any day now. All that sex. Right here. – - Then again, we should probably purchase the latest games just in case. As Eliot Spitzer once said “To my credit card and vagina!”
Photos: Splash News, WENN
clay | December 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
The Geekologie writer ain’t got shit on Kim Kardashian
Cinnie | December 15, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I’m a hot chick, and I play Warcraft like a mofo.
Capt Ahab | December 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Capt Ahab | December 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Capt Ahab | December 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Capt Ahab | December 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
Capt Ahab | December 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian….
jacuzzi | December 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
She is great
lolwut | December 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I thought you said they were hot
AJ | December 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm
What is the point of showing Kim if we do not see her ridiculous big girdle butt for amusement?
jumpin_J | December 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Kim, Marissa, I think yo hear me knockin, and I got Halo 3, bitches!
Joe | December 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Her blue-veined stretchy fake boobs are not giving me a blue-veiner.
O_o | December 15, 2008 at 1:44 pm
are you blind? they’re hot as hell
oh now i get it u r not blind u r gay! that’s OK we don’t hate you :)
Pedro Sanchez | December 15, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I like her bangs.
RichPort's Ghost | December 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I don’t know about you, but I always pick up the hot chicks at GameStop.
Sam | December 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Why’s Kim there? Did somebody invent a video game that gets out mixed semen-urine stains?
Andrea | December 15, 2008 at 1:55 pm
One of the award winners said the new Mitsubishi 65-inch laser HDTVs really do give a lifelike image of Kim K’s butt.
whatchaself | December 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I’d Like to bite Kim Kardashians ASS and let her drag me around for a week!! – She has the kind of frame, that would make her great in a Piggy Back Fight, Know what I sayin?
PAP!
WorldOfWarCraftGod | December 15, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Fuck the superficial writer women sleep with me all the time I have a level 60 shammy, and a level 80 orc. Hoard rules and the writer is jealous because I can sit home all day long and get paid to play so stop acting like a jealous fuck that your fagget ass sucks at video games. I will destroy you in any game you ever play you nancy boy!
Melvin | December 15, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I think KK is hot. What is wrong with me and is there a cure?
whatchaself | December 15, 2008 at 2:01 pm
19# WTF
Thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in a while.
Mandi | December 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm
So, I have a vagina, and I happen to also be a gamer. Now, not to toot my own horn, but I wouldn’t put myself in the ‘woofer’ category. I’m kinda annoyed by this stereotype that pretty girls arn’t gamers. Just cause I’m a girl, doesn’t mean I can’t pwn your ass! :D
And, yes, I like guys who game, as well.
squirrel | December 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Those bangs make Kardashian look 100 times better looking than normal. I am stunned. She’d look classy if the dress wasn’t gold.
whatchaself | December 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm
19# WTF
thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in years.
Vince | December 15, 2008 at 2:07 pm
The nerds were excited until the got closer and realized it wasn’t Counselor Troi.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 15, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Marisa made my day
Sharla | December 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Hot chicks do play games… A lot more now than 10 years ago, thanks to World of Warcraft and the like…
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
RichPort's Ghost | December 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#19 is a cyberdouche.
jo | December 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
morga | December 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Kim’s hair looks great
joLover | December 15, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I am waiting for you #29 you will be the first time I have seen a girl in 5 years. I am so excited for our date.
jo | December 15, 2008 at 2:18 pm
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
Pete Wentz | December 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm
SKANKS!!! both of them. HOT as shit though. if you’ll excuse me, i have a “call of duty” in the toilet
slytheringal | December 15, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Please, lol. I’m an attractive girl, and I have a lvl 80 warlock. If you play WoW, look Lear up on Daggerspine.
LOTS of girls play WoW.
biteme | December 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm
i want to play with kim kardashian’s xbox.
pinksneakers | December 15, 2008 at 2:40 pm
right, so kardashian’s wig makes her look quite pretty. it softens that ‘overdone’ look about her.
and is it just me or does miller’s head look like it is on some sort of stick stuck into her body in that dress? sorta like one of those cakes, where they stick a barbie in it and make a cake of a dress around her body, so just her head sticks out.
Lalalover | December 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Kim is lookin bangin’ with the bangs. I’m glad she took my advice and got her hair did! You go girl :)
zane | December 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’d love to pee in that wig.
Kit | December 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm
That wig is made out of genuine asshair. If you look closely you can see tiny bits of soiled toilet paper.
Mr. Jones | December 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Let’s not kid ourselves. It’s not the funk of nerd-boys that is attracting these skanks, its simply the scent of money. Video games are a billion-dollar business now. Of course these whores will be sniffing around, trying to snatch up some loose change.
slick | December 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Dude, Kim K is not even close to hot.
Alex | December 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm
You will see more and more Hollywood finally figuring out that gamers and nerds have a shitload of money.
Proud Mom | December 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm
My daughter is 12 and plays World Warcraft and she is very smart, pretty, athletic, and a true humanitarian unlike Kim.
True | December 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm
We do like video games. I’m addicted to playing Gears of War 2 with my husband. Oh yeah….
Fernanado Narcos | December 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
When a chick’s ass weighs more than an entire 12 year old child,she’s not “hot”.
She’s a disgusting mudshark.
charles | December 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
kim has totally had some work done. it looks like here nose especially and eyes had work. i can’t tell if she is looking better or worse. in any case, i would consider her above average.
Holyfuck | December 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Damn I had no idea there were so many nerds out there.
Clearly #19 is having a hard time differentiating between the fantasy world and real world. Dude, put down the controller and go outside for some fresh air. Chicks sleeping with you is not the same thing as cutting a hole in this month’s centerfold and fucking it.
wow | December 15, 2008 at 3:47 pm
she is GLOWING orange.
necessaryROUGHness | December 15, 2008 at 3:49 pm
They are both gorgeous women! its all come down on your personal taste which should be both!!!
Mr. Jones | December 15, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I’ll put it this way: once any of these alleged “gamer” girls can go toe-to-toe with a random Japanese 10-year-old, then I’ll start paying attention.
Hell… I’ll make this easier. Put a contoller in their hand and see if they even hold the damned thing correctly, and/or boot up an Xbox. I’m willing to be reasonable here.