Here’s Kim Kardashian going to the 3rd Street Dance Studio last night in West Hollywood to film scenes for her new workout video. Wait a minute, get Ridley Scott on the line. I think I’ve found his new Maid Marian. Also, I’ll waive a finder’s fee if he hires me as Kim’s official butt powderer, and don’t worry, I’m union.
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kimbutt | January 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm
wow – first
kingofbeer | January 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm
that’s got to be fun to ride.
Deacon Jones | January 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm
OH YOU DIRTY GIRL YOU!
Sam | January 13, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She has to dial “1″ before pooping.
Josh | January 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm
She looks like 40 yr old fat housewife
Dar | January 13, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Sorry, Kim. “Buns of Steel” has already been made.
“Buns That Deflect Pee Like Water off a Duck’s Back” can still be used though.
Randal | January 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Kim is spot on with this idea because she’s been consistent in looking great since she burst out onto the entertainment scene. Her form curves like a cobra ready to attack and it’s no wonder so many women find her healthy look so appealing.
Randal
Nugaloopagus | January 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Is she smuggling balloons? Shouldn’t her pants say “Wide Load,” by law!?
OMFG
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm
wouldnt mind seein her doin squats
Jones | January 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Well, her last video got my forearm in fantastic shape.
sicasso | January 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm
get off the phone and douche that nasty business of yours, you over-assed, no-talent leech.
zelda | January 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
thundar thaighs
kim'sbutthasitsownorbit | January 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
no way i’d wanna work out and end up with an ass like hers no matter how ginormous i am.
missywissy | January 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Her butt is like a characture of a butt.
XO | January 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm
She smells like Osama Bin Laden.
Hello from Portugal | January 13, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Camel face!
AJ | January 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Who would want to buy a workout tape from a short fat female who is over 30 pounds overweight? Kim is wearing her butt girdle again and the last photo shows an unflattering wide and square looking fat butt.
Des | January 13, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I suppose if you are a fat chick then watching another fat chick like Kim working out might make one feel better about oneself .
testing | January 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Ok the Robinhood joke was really funny.
Does she seriously think people would think she is a good role model for fitness? She is pretty, but that is plastic, genetics and pampering…not the result of working out
alex | January 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm
#14 – what’s a characture?
Ralph | January 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm
The last picture of Kim reminds me of my grandmothers butt, bless her heart. She always wore spandex pants and a girdle like Kim.
Conky | January 13, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Since when is sitting on your ass eating Cheetos considered a workout?
Quick, somebody call Kirsty Alley! Her workout secret is no longer secret!!!
yousuck! | January 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm
You guys suck, 3/4 of the people complaining are gays or women that are jealous about her.
I’d hit that shit, so would a lot of guys if they seen her in person.
SUCKAS!
sunshine | January 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm
#10 Jones, you are hilarious. haha, good one.
friendlystoner | January 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm
fucking her ass would be like throwing a sausage down a road.
i`d still give it a go tho.
Kaiser | January 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I would start a war for plumbing this ass.
At least not a against a big country, maybe albania or so.
Sgt. Joe Friday | January 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Now you listen here, Miss. I don’t care if you have a television show. I don’t care if you have 100 television shows. The only show I care about is the show of force that protects all the tax-paying residents of the city of Los Angeles. While you’re in that city, Miss, you WILL obey its laws. You might not care about the welfare of your fellow citizens but I’m sworn to protect them and that’s what I intend to do. Now tie a red flag to that thing before some innocent unsuspecting driver crashes into it.
Alex | January 13, 2009 at 5:00 pm
well… her ass definitely looks weird, I’ve never seen one like that, unless people disguised as fat women with butt pads, it is out of this world. I don’t think she is fat, she’s alright but that ass..mmm.. I don’t know.
missywissy | January 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Characture: A cartoon drawing of a person with exagerations of specific features.
ChimmyChangaTacoTurd | January 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I bet there’s cheese growing between those cheeks. You couldn’t spread those wide enough for even Ron Jeremey to get it in the hole. Maybe she uses a garden hose or a pressure washer to cleanse her arse after each shat? No one has arms long enough to physically wipe that ass…
havoc | January 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm
As long as she’s sweating and bending over….I’m in .
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What in the bloody hooha??? | January 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Isn’t that kinda like:
-Dick Cheyney, Sarah Palin and Jennifer Lopez making a Peta video
-Or Elizabeth Hasselbeck making a lesbian video or a vote democrat video campaign
-Or Britney Spears making a parenting video
-Or George Bush making a video about being a great leader or a video about world history and geography
-Or Tom Cruise making an athiest video or a video about the dangers of cults
-Or Angie and Brad making a childless by choice video
-Or Jennifer Anniston making a video of her second wedding
-Or John Mayer making a good music video
-Or Russel Crow making an indepth video about how to prepare for a role and become the character you are playing
-Or Paris Hilton making an abstinence video or a video about volunteering and charity work
-Or Nicole Kidman making a video about how much she is turned on by TALL men
-Or Katie Holmes making a video about being a strong, independant free woman who isn’t brainwashed
-Or Ellen Degenrous making a video about how much she loves the color pink and wearing dresses
-Or Donald Trump making a video about materialism and megalomania
-Or a bunch of tweens making a video about how unhealthy idol worship is
-Or Superfish waking a video about how much he loves and respects celebrities.
Please add to this if you wish
R. Crumb | January 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I have made a great living from drawing women with big butts. My exact physical ideal female would be tall, thick legs, and a big butt. Kim does nothing for me because she is a short woman with a big ugly loose butt.
Sandi | January 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
This chick is foul. Her ass looks like someone put watermelons in her pants. Seriously it looks like a shelf in the 1st pic. I think maybe she has implants or had one of those procedures where they inject fat into your ass. What a cow.
Dr 90210 | January 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm
#34
I am a cosmetic surgeon on break having lunch right now and I know of no cosmetic surgeon who would put butt implants on a female that already has a big butt. Kim is simply wearing a support girdle which makes her butt look unnatural.
Parker | January 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm
After she makes this workout video I hope to talk her into making an anal only sex video wherein she merrily subjects her ass to multiple encounters with my prying penis. By the end of the movie I’ll be painfully bruised from the concussive force of her giant butt cheeks but the important thing is, I’ll be happy.
Ray J | January 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You damn right I peed all over that ass!!!!
mink | January 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm
she’s a big fat tub of lard. and maybe if you spelled ‘caricature’ right people would know what you meant
alex | January 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
oh, you meant a caricature.
p0nk | January 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm
her ass would make a great BowFlex accessory.
friendlystoner | January 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@38
are you maybe a little bitter cos you`ve got a really fat ass like kardashian but no one wants to merrily subjest your arse to multiple encountters from a penis as number 36 suggest?
me thinks so. go get a dildo fatty fatty fat fat.HAHAHA
TCLTC | January 13, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Kim, you ignorant slut! Little, short, nasty bitch with the ass of a cow. You have no talent whatsoever yet your desperation is monumental. Tell us what you aspire to be when the rest of your body catches up with your gartantuan ass. A birthing machine? Your IQ is obviously less than 30 you fucking retard.Only a disgusting shitstain, such as yourself, would find your ass sexy. You’re sleazy, disgusting, vile, nasty and foul smelling.
I see much better looking women daily, everywhere I go. You nauseate me, you lard ass, flapjack roll, disgusting stinking piece if shit.
Fernando Narcos | January 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm
If anything I figured she’d make a fishing video,and title it “Trawling Through Compton With Sixty Pounds Of Ghetto Bait In Your Pants,The White-Trash Guide To Successful Mudsharking,Starring Kim Kardashian and Her Sisters,Sasquatch And Buttugly.”
Fernando Narcos | January 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm
If anything I figured she’d make a fishing video,and title it “Trawling Through Compton With Sixty Pounds Of Ghetto Bait In Your Pants,The White-Trash Guide To Successful Mudsharking,Starring Kim Kardashian and Her Sisters,Sasquatch And Buttugly.”
Hubert | January 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm
There aren’t many things in this world that I would sacrifice myself for… but goddammit, that ass is at the top of the freakin’ list.
Barry O | January 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Think she has the guts to emphasize the importance of hydration?
effyeray | January 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Hmmm, how about making a Russian Roullette video instead? That would sell big time. Or just shoot your man-faced tranny ass in the face & not film it. Basically, as long as your disgusting goatness dies it’ll be all good. Die fatty die.
SueMe | January 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm
#35 Im just curious. Have you ever felt guilty for performing cosmetic surgery on anyone before? Im not asking because Im insinuating that you don’t do a good job, but since you’re a Dr. is it rewarding for you? Do you ever want to work in other areas in your field? Do you like helping people feel better about themselves only, or do you actually love helping care for people? I’ve just always been curious about plastic surgeons. Part of my curiosity comes from seeing a talk show that featured a cosmetic surgeon who had a wife who was crazy about getting plastic surgery done. He did perform quite a few on her, but after a while he wouldn’t do anything on her anymore. He said she was absolutely beautiful the way she was. I agreed with him when I saw her before pics. Im studying to become a nurse, and I really respect doctors highly. I just wondered if you’ve ever longed to be in the emergency room at all. I mean you had to have worked very hard in pre-med, medical shcool, and at your residency right?
Sandi | January 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm
#35 – maybe her butt wasnt so big before implanting it – ya ever think of that Doctor? Why would you even comment to me – it my opinion not a surgical diagnosis.
SueMe | January 13, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I guess my last post was totally off topic. Hey yall Kim may have some junk in the trunk, but she’s not fat. Im not a fan of hers, but I think she has an absolutely beautiful face with pretty eyes. Why do so many people dislike this girl? She may have done some not so respectable things in her life to achieve fame, but so many other stars have as well. I mean C’mon yall Im talking about a gorgeous woman like Marilyn Monroe who, was very pretty, but most definately made a reputation for herself. She was also pretty busty and curvy as well. The thing is people idolize her still instead of demeaning her. What’s the deal with Kim?