Music producer J.R. Rotem (pictured above) decided to act like a diva at the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards. Kim Kardashian was supposed to present him with an award, but got pissed when J.R. started being a douche, according to a spy for Page Six:
“J.R. began making tons of crazy demands. He wanted more seats and event producers had to bring in extra chairs for him.” By the time Kardashian went up to present his prize, she was so agitated that she snarked, “I can’t wait to meet the baby of J.R. and Britney [Spears]. He’s going to be so talented.”
Let me make sure I have this straight: J.R. “I Put a Baby in Britney” Rotem got owned by Kim “I’m Famous for Getting Peed On” Kardashian. Fascinating. I’ve got an award I’d like to present J.R. Rotem. It’s the coveted “You’re an Ass-Clown Supreme” award. Though I won’t exactly be presenting it to him as much as I’ll be whipping a bowling trophy at his nads. Some might say that’s a bit light considering he tried to knock up Britney Spears, but did I mention the trophy will be on fire?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
He looks like a giant fuckwad. His face says it all.
wonton soup | December 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
i am first.
hahahaha
wat a slut.
cowcat | December 13, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Why is she wearing a license plate cover on her waist?
kill yourself | December 13, 2007 at 3:35 pm
You’re probably crying wonton cuz you’re second. Your day is ruined.
holla@meh | December 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm
me love Kim.K. (=
Athena | December 13, 2007 at 3:42 pm
&3
Its a Fendi belt
naomi | December 13, 2007 at 3:42 pm
she is sososo pretty, her face.
Ted from LA | December 13, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I’ll bet Kim Lardashian has enough lint in her belly button to make a sweater. As for the pretty girl standing next to her, he looks like the biggest pussy on the planet. Any “man” who tries this hard to perfect his look is a shitbag.
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I always knew she was intelligent and witty. Especially given her genetic disadvantages.
Alex | December 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm
This guy looks like a Jersey guido. Disgusting.
Rk | December 13, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Who is this chick that is always with Kim? I think I have seen her in about 5 photo sets now. She was definitely at Kim’s birthday party. Anway, she is fine! I would almost say she is hotter then Kim. I said almost because I am an ass man and well, ya know…
TheLostGirl | December 13, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Kim likes Brit Brits left overs you say? Interesting!
naomi | December 13, 2007 at 3:51 pm
she is sososo pretty, her face
D. Richards (Atheist.) | December 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I don’t have anything sarcastic to add. I don’t know who that square-headed, almost single-eyed guy is and I could care less about no talent little Armenia.
Fuck god. Fuck god. No god. Quota.
Ken | December 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Whoever this writer is just isn’t funny. I don’t come here to be given a sermon or a lesson in social commentary. I come here for the boob pictures, penis jokes, and more boob pictures.
TS | December 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Too bad her ass is so fat and is about as sharp as a bowling ball, because she is damn good looking. For an Armenian. Bet she uses a lot of perfume.
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Veggi troll, get outta here…
Ok so in the main pic, to me it looks like he id sporting a giant ponytail..
And yes, Ted, he is sooo shitbag..
Anexio | December 13, 2007 at 3:54 pm
wanton_saup u r jus like me. do nut kil yerself cuz u not first. it is ak u no. I luv me Britnnnnnnnnnnnnnnney more than J.R. Do youluv Britney wontan_sap?
woodhorse | December 13, 2007 at 3:55 pm
He look like someone off camera is holding up a mirror for him and following him around with it. And his nutsack is the size of an English pea from steroid use. And next time he uses Elvis #9 to dye his hair he needs to do his eyebrows as well. Let’s call him J.R. Scrotem as in “junior” and “where he rests his hands”
ane | December 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm
This guy is cute. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
@16 – Perfume, ahahaha, classic. True too. Smelly hairy bastages.
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
#18, I know you are doing that as a joke or whatever the fuck, but seriously stop….it’s giving me a headache..
dj jizzy jeff | December 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Let me get this straight: KK gets off a great crack involving lack of talent? Did someone turn up the irony today?
Duchess of Dork | December 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
That’s my girl.
Duchess of Dork | December 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
That’s my girl.
Auntie Kryst | December 13, 2007 at 4:04 pm
What the fuck are the Breakthrough Awards?
anita | December 13, 2007 at 4:05 pm
call me a crazy beyotch but I think he’s a hottie and I wouldnt mind keeping his beautiful ass happy at all. just sayin’
sportsdvl | December 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
#2 you aren’t 1st
hahahahaha
what a douche!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 13, 2007 at 4:11 pm
her sister on right in white, is it khourtney?, has a big head, also kim is looking as good as ever
The White Urkele | December 13, 2007 at 4:11 pm
In Iraq guys like him would get thier ass kicked. Then we would steal their ladys. He looks like a freaking tool and kim’s sister is way hotter!
Ript1&0 | December 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm
This meathead couldn’t pay me all the money in the world to fuck him.
I’m surprised he has opposable thumbs. Dumb is not hot. That’s a no-brainer, as they say.
OsamaBinLaden | December 13, 2007 at 4:23 pm
That man would look great in one of my terrorist recruitment videos getting his head cut off with a dull knife. That is why Kim is seducing him for me.
TS | December 13, 2007 at 4:25 pm
OK, far be it for me to act like I have any fashion sense whatsoever, but what the fuck is the chick in white wearing? Terrible.
havoc | December 13, 2007 at 4:32 pm
God, I would never get tired of fucking this girl. 24/7/365.
I would build a fucking altar in the bedroom and worship the piss outta her….
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| December 13, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Now I like Kim even more.
Not only is she hotter than hell, she also has a sense of humor and is funny. Lovely!
23apples | December 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm
#11 – it’s her sister.
I love the guy’s hair in the first picture… so hott!
Eat my shorts | December 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm
He should be driving an IROC, playing some euro-techno, smoking a Marlboro hanging from his mouth, driving all leaned back to the side while wearing a 2Xist tank top and Lugz boots and a capless visor.
What a fuckign ginzo.
D | December 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Thank you for posting about Kim Kardashian, Superfish.
Every time Kim Kardashian appears on this website it turns a way more beautiful, way nicer and way more pleasent place to look at.
Kim’s the hottest woman you have ever posted about on this site, and you should post about her more often. It’s nice to see a truly hot woman being called hot once in a while, instead of having to look at pictures of chicks who aren’t really hot or pretty and having to read how hot they are when they are not (ie: Jessica Alba). No Alba, more more more Kim please!!
Again, god bless you for posting about Kim Kardashian. Thank you. Do it more often.
39 | December 13, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Kim Kardashian is so incredibly beautiful and hot it’s scary.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 4:48 pm
@37 – Sounds like you have seen him on the weekends. I have and you just described him to a ‘t’. Total fucking jerkoff.
chris | December 13, 2007 at 4:48 pm
hes got a great hair do, he looks great as a blonde
chris | December 13, 2007 at 4:48 pm
hes got a great hair do, he looks great as a blonde
Waiting for Kim | December 13, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Kim swats away another pretender on her way to moi. Women who want me tend to become more witty.
Kim | December 13, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Kardasian is famous for what?…besides a lame sex tape?
tp | December 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm
He looks cross-eyed…his eyes are too close together…he looks like a retard…and Kim is a skank
Ted from LA | December 13, 2007 at 5:22 pm
#34 “worship the piss out of her?” Interesting choice of words. You might want to revise to say, “worship the piss onto her.”
Tapeworm | December 13, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Who the hell is J.R. Scrotum? And why did his parents name him after daddy’s ball-sack? Oh, because he’s a total douche, that’s why.
BaconMessiah | December 13, 2007 at 5:32 pm
I’d so piss on her. And not in a sexual way either.
| December 13, 2007 at 7:09 pm
#44
who cares? she’s hot and beautiful enough just to be famous for her hotness, and oh yeah her ass. I don’t think she’s famous for her sex tape, if she wasn’t hot no one would care about her sex tape and she wouldn’t have gotten famous. She’s famous because she’s hot as fuck. And BTW, to all of those haters that say she’s useless on only good to fuck/like a blow up doll, she also has a career, she’s a fashion stylist, the fact that she’s hot and famous for it doesn’t mean she can’t be good at other things too.
Posh918 | December 13, 2007 at 7:15 pm
They’re all very pretty…Especially Kim