Kim Kardashian showed up to the Sons of Hollywood party looking completely different than we’re used to seeing her: not covered in pee! Just kidding (but really not). I don’t know if it’s the red lipstick or what, but her face is almost unrecognizable. Like that punk I beat up the other day for hitting on my woman. He claims he was just asking the time, but I know the truth. I saw the way he tapped his wrist and inquisitively asked, “Do you have the time?” I would’ve been an ass not to beat him up.
mixnluv2u | May 16, 2007 at 3:46 pm
First!
honeycomb'sbig_yeahyeahyeah! | May 16, 2007 at 3:46 pm
oh fuck orf
Jack D. Ripper | May 16, 2007 at 3:53 pm
DAAYUMN! I’d tap that shit! Then I’d roll over, fart and kick it off the bed.
Nics | May 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm
looks like she got some makeup tips from christina aguilera
spanky | May 16, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Wow, those are some woolly eyelashes.
@dd | May 16, 2007 at 4:16 pm
discala-esque..in the first one at least
astala | May 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Umm…nose job anyone?
Fifth Stooge | May 16, 2007 at 4:29 pm
That’s because she is doing the nasty with Reggie Bush.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/9904
suzy | May 16, 2007 at 4:31 pm
looks like she got her cheeks done… and lost her dark dark tan
slash | May 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Looks like the same skank to me.
dvonnn | May 16, 2007 at 4:43 pm
duhhh she got a nosejob!
FRIST!!! | May 16, 2007 at 4:46 pm
IMPOSTER!!!
NicotineEyePatch | May 16, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Wow, that skin flick must be pret-ty sad if she still isn’t happy with her level of infamy and felt the need to get a nosejob.
For sure her eyebrows have been changed, and whoever did them needs to pass whatever they’re smoking over this way.
captain obvious | May 16, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Wonder how long it takes this hirsute ho to get all the fur off. You just know she’s naturally a freakin’ wholly mammoth, from head to hairy toe. And why is she famous anyway? Ridiculous. I haven’t payed much attention to her, but from what I can see I would say yeh, its a nosejobber. But who cares anyways, stupid wannabe.
lambman | May 16, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I don’t think I would have recognized her anyways, so I’ll take your word that some nobody looks even less memorable than before.
girly | May 16, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Why is she pulling all of Paris Hilton’s poses in these pictures? Paris uses that first pose every time she is seen in public! Be original Kim, you dirty piss whore!
LeeLee | May 16, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I once tried to look her up on movie database… then again on adult movie database. She’s not there either.
I don’t I’ll care who she is unless she’s holding a knife to my throat.
joseline | May 16, 2007 at 6:10 pm
she looks like a latina girl
Keekee | May 16, 2007 at 6:11 pm
it looks she went a la Michael Jackson and whitened herself up!
MIMI | May 16, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Her eyebrows aren’t as dark and full as usual and she may have had something done to her nose………her eyebrows are the biggest difference..they are usually huge (really thick and dark)
[Xenu] | May 16, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Is that Xtina’s twin sister? Holy shit Mac must be working overtime trying to keep up with their demand for makeup..
julyper | May 16, 2007 at 6:30 pm
She’s impersonating Paris in pic #2.
jack | May 16, 2007 at 6:42 pm
its because she did the porn
Binky | May 16, 2007 at 6:51 pm
She seems ok.
Although I did doze off during ‘Superstar’. She is in law school like dad. Right ?
Oh. ok.
freejose.com | May 16, 2007 at 7:07 pm
She something done. Her face looks thinner. Maybe her cheeks and her chin.
She looks good though – for me to poop on.
Eva | May 16, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Not as hot as usual, but still pretty.
p | May 16, 2007 at 8:23 pm
She just got heavier. Look at the photo of her from behind — her shoulder blade and upper arm are flabbier than they used to be. She’s wearing a baggy dress to cover it up, but she is bloated. Looks like she put on at least 10 pounds from her porn vid days…
Sheva | May 16, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Hey Kim, just because dad sold his soul to get OJ off didn’t mean you had to go whole hog on the dark meat.
The superfish guy is on coke | May 16, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I would do this slut so fuckin’ hard. The fact that I don’t know what she’s famous for turns me on even more.
Mykaelie | May 16, 2007 at 8:53 pm
She is definitely hot. But she is also a bitch. Did anyone read what she wrote to Haylie Duff? She needs to grow up.
tonybiah | May 16, 2007 at 8:55 pm
@28, dont be mad because she went black and isnt going back.
honeydew | May 16, 2007 at 8:55 pm
She’s looking a little Pheobe Cateish.
hollyj | May 16, 2007 at 9:29 pm
I agree with the other half-dozen posts that said NOSE JOB. Her face also looks thinner and longer, like 25 said.. Maybe a small chin implant? That would elongate her face…
If you’re unrecognizable after surgery, you’ve probably done it too much.
Sarah Mills | May 16, 2007 at 11:50 pm
She looks just like Scarlet Johanson but with black hair. Exact fat cheeks and face features and all!
Julia | May 17, 2007 at 2:44 am
It looks like a lot of makeup to me :/
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 3:41 am
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword,
His truth is marching on.
Glory! glory, Halelujah!
Glory! glory! Halelujah!
Glory! glory! Haleluhah!
His truth is marching on.
I have seen him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps;
They have builded him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read his righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps,
His day is marching on.
I have read a fiery gospel, writ in burnished rows of steel;
“As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,”
Since God is marching on.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before his judment seat;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer him! be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.
In the beauty of the lilies,Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.
Bea | May 17, 2007 at 4:59 am
she looks like frida.
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 5:27 am
she lookz like a ten dollar
whore…
and if her dad represented O.
freakin J. , then..
I hope he burnz in HELL…..
Oh yea, fuck Scotlandyard..
p911gt10c | May 17, 2007 at 5:54 am
Has anyone actually seen the supposed golden shower we all heard of? I’ve got the 45min version on her sex tape, heavily produced btw, and she takes it in a few positions but never gets pissed on.
p911gt10c | May 17, 2007 at 5:55 am
Of* her sex tape
JenLee | May 17, 2007 at 6:11 am
I’m sorry, why is she famous?
Kristie | May 17, 2007 at 6:35 am
She got facial implants. Take a look at this older picture of her…
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/winsol2000/kimkardashian3.jpg
Whammer Jammer | May 17, 2007 at 6:46 am
Why is she famous again? Has she actually done anything?
DrPhowstus | May 17, 2007 at 6:57 am
Geeeeez… she makes me wanna buy a few pickets to Tittsburg and ask for my change in nipples and dimes… I mean, wait… isn’t she from Cleveland? No? You can’t get chlamydia from tiity fucking can you? Fuck it…
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 8:03 am
#44=Y would U worry
U already have it..
DrPhowstus | May 17, 2007 at 8:09 am
this girl isn’t good enough
I’d rather have small dicks
to lick.
rainer | May 17, 2007 at 8:32 am
She just put on weight and changed her make up.
Kim looked way better without the lipstick and thinner. and wtf with her brows? damn they looked unique thicker.
redsonja1313 | May 17, 2007 at 10:37 am
Nice plastic surgery, must be the Doc who did Ashley and Jen.
And know I ask WHY DO I CARE !!! Isn’t the only reason this chick is famous is becuase her Dad was the skunk striped Lawyer who helped get OJ off ??? Oh wait I believe she had sex with all the Sons of Hollywood boys.
Klove | May 17, 2007 at 11:27 am
shes just pmsing
Tracey | May 17, 2007 at 12:09 pm
..and this is who?? Girl, get those brows done pronto!