Kim Kardashian really knows how to tan

April 18th, 2009 // 127 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted the above photo on her Twitter yesterday, saying:

PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!

At least she acknowledged how ridiculously large her sunglasses were. Although I don’t know what kind of help she’s expecting from random internet strangers. I guess I could email her some porn. That always cheers me up when I fall asleep with a giant slice of ham on my face.

Photo: Twitter

  1. fiona

    why does everyone hate on kim kardashian? a. she’s not fat. she obviously works out regularly, considering she’s always in the public eye and it’s her job to look good for the cameras and b. anybody would take the opportunity to be rich and famous, even if you didn’t do anything for it. anyone that hates on her for that is just jealous, clearly.

  2. fiona

    why does everyone hate on kim kardashian? a. she’s not fat. she obviously works out regularly, considering she’s always in the public eye and it’s her job to look good for the cameras and b. anybody would take the opportunity to be rich and famous, even if you didn’t do anything for it. anyone that hates on her for that is just jealous, clearly.

  3. AJ

    102
    Kim is just a fat lazy no talent celebrity that did porn with her self proclaimed fat fetish boyfriend. Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. Kim does not work out regularly. Kim got breast implants, lipo on her fat flabby hips and fat lower back, she wears butt girdles and body shapers, relies on airbrushing her photos to improve her body without any effort in exercising regularly. Kim lies about herself and we all know it. Kim is just a short fat chick with a lot of plastic surgery.

  4. Rachell

    Well said Bosco (#82) You made me smile with that one :)

  5. Trent

    Check out this girl… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEudAyX1Ts Looks like Kim, and holy crap can she sing.

  6. KK GO AWAYKGOAWAY

    THIS AIRHEAD WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. SHE IS POSTING THESE PICS HERSELF AS SHE KNOWS THE PAPS EVENTUALLY WILL. SHE DID THE SAME THING WITH THE COMPLEX MAGAZINE PICTURES.

    THIS B*TCH DOES ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION.

  7. dk

    Can I have butter with thaT?

  8. Don

    I’d still hit it. That booty looks magically delicious.

  9. okkkkk

    @ 106 those pics were taken by kim k herself while in mexico, there is no way the paps were around…kim purposely put those pics up on her twitter and blog to get attention (something she is always trying to do !). She can’t stand it if the gossips blogs aren’t talking about her !

  10. Roger

    She probably ate too much and fell asleep and did not wake up for hours because she is a fat short lazy no talent celebrity. When will we see Kim actually doing something worthwhile in her life besides being a fat saggy butt self absorbed butt girdle wearing porn star.

  11. Kevin

    #82

    Great point! Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. I saw some of her G rated porn on youtube and Kim looked straight into the camera and said she wanted to prove to the world that her breasts are real; although it is obvious they are breast implants. Kim knew this was the only way to get famous. Kim is famous for making porn with her fat fetish boyfriend and walking around in public with a girdle butt.

  12. Richard

    #45

    I think the fat chicks like Kim because they can relate to Kim because she is fat too and relies on body shapers and butt girdles. Kim lies about her liposuction on her hips and upper back, nose job, and breast implants. She also lies about wearing body shapers, butt girdles, and airbrushing her pictures. Kim is nothing without all her extra help. Kim is a pathetic liar.

  13. Wow Sexy natural eye ;) ;)

  14. Ram Hashishian

    Good advice there, people… all good for (burnt) skin: urine, aloe and semen!! Now, let us all make a circle around this DWARF… and deliver some healin’ 4 da ho!

  15. Gabriela A

    There IS a God…

  16. The Listener

    #79 Kim is a pretty girl with or without the sunburn. While having sex in your 20s doesn’t make a female a whore, allowing your boyfriend to RECORD you having sex isn’t exactly classy either.

  17. Mitch

    116

    Kim is not a perfect example of perfection because she is short, fat, flabby, and rarely exercises, but she is a perfect example of getting rid of some of her fat by doing liposuction on her hips and butt and for wearing butt girdles. Kim is a perfect example of a short fat butt girdle porn star no talent worthless celebrity.

  18. Mitch

    I meant Kim got lipo on her hips and back because she needs her big fat butt to fit into her butt girdles for all the people with a big fat loose butt fetish.

  19. Fatty McFatovich

    Randal. I missed you.

  20. K.T

    WHAT A DUMB FUCKING FAT ASS C*NT.

    I thought this attention seeking fucking sunburn crap was bad, this stupid slut posted on her website that she’s a SIZE 2, AFTER BEING offended cos she (mis-read!) an article on plus size clothing.

    A FUCKING SIZE 2???? I’m a size 1 and there is no way on this wide green goddamn Earth that slut would fit into a size above me. What a lying, flabby shitface coon!

    I hope you get skincancer and die you whore!

    I’d rather 20 posts on Lindsay Lohans new pimple than 1 of your paparazzi ass kissing bullshit. Get fuckkkkkkkkkeddddd!

  21. Sweet Petite

    #120

    I am short like Kim but not fat. I have natural perky 34C breasts and there is no way I could button a size 2 top. Kim must be a size 10 on top and a size 16 on the bottom. The only size 2 Kim wears is if it is custom made lol! Kim is just a compulsive liar. She lies about her liposuction, butt girdles, airbrushing pictures, breast implants, nose job, weight, and size.

  22. Sammy

    120

    I think Kim meant to say size 2 Plus at the Lane Bryant store for big women and short and stout women like Kim.

  23. I HATE KIM KARDASHIAN

    Did you see her “leaked” porn tape that made her famous? SHE ACTUALLY SAYS “I hope you guys jack off to this” (something of that sort).

  24. Mario

    123

    I know and she also said I will prove that my breasts are real on the video! We can all see the perfect round breast implants shown through her skin. Kim did the sex tape to make money and get famous. What a trashy cheap no talent legacy to leave behind. Kim will go down in history as the no talent celebrity that got famous for doing porn with her fat fetish boyfriend and for wearing butt girdles that constantly change the size and shape of her big fat flabby ass!

  25. I have started reading this book and love it so far!
    I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

  26. People that wear glasses in dim them to be eligible for this all. Fashion does not look like a clown, just look like an idiot.

  27. angel

    ohhh hush! Quit hating ;) she is cute, sexy, gorgeous, and you know it!!!

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