Kim Kardashian really knows how to tan

Kim Kardashian posted the above photo on her Twitter yesterday, saying:

PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!

At least she acknowledged how ridiculously large her sunglasses were. Although I don’t know what kind of help she’s expecting from random internet strangers. I guess I could email her some porn. That always cheers me up when I fall asleep with a giant slice of ham on my face.

Photo: Twitter