Kim Kardashian posted the above photo on her Twitter yesterday, saying:
PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!
At least she acknowledged how ridiculously large her sunglasses were. Although I don’t know what kind of help she’s expecting from random internet strangers. I guess I could email her some porn. That always cheers me up when I fall asleep with a giant slice of ham on my face.
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heddie | April 18, 2009 at 10:47 am
FIRST!
Dirk | April 18, 2009 at 10:50 am
She looks like a coon…….hmmm maybe thats the look she was going for.
me | April 18, 2009 at 11:02 am
Jesus, she is ugly.
Kiran | April 18, 2009 at 11:02 am
First!
Lisa | April 18, 2009 at 11:03 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Idiot.
nini | April 18, 2009 at 11:17 am
hahahaaha
karma police …
jumpin_j | April 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
Kim, I’ve got some moisturizer. Now just lay back and I’ll undo my pants… You’ve done this before, I’ve seen the tape. Now where was I?
Randal | April 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
Kim, what you need is a good bottle of sunburn Aloe, which you can purchase from a local drug store. This will ease any skin irritation you might be feeling at this time.
Also, don’t worry so much about it. The sun has the power to make us relax, to the point of falling asleep. After a week or so, you’ll be back to your beautiful self.
Randal
biteme | April 18, 2009 at 11:23 am
put some pee on it you bitch
SSJPabs | April 18, 2009 at 11:27 am
Haha, I think she looks better this way.
Eric | April 18, 2009 at 11:28 am
That’s not a sunburn. She was wearing protective goggles when Reggie pissed on her face after eating asparagus.
Sushi | April 18, 2009 at 11:31 am
Go bitch to your eggplant boyfriend ya whore!
lisa | April 18, 2009 at 11:31 am
People that wear these retarded glasses ALL deserve for this to happen to them. Looking like a clown is not fashion is just you looking like a fool.
Fuckin she reminds me of Kayne West. Go eat some FishDicks you ugly whore!
PBQ | April 18, 2009 at 11:32 am
Haha… What a fcukin’ Retard! You gotta love rich girls.. They’re so ditsy.
josh | April 18, 2009 at 11:36 am
id slap her on that burn while fucking her.
I'm gonna barf | April 18, 2009 at 11:36 am
Ha!!! This is a lesson not to wear those big ugly glasses.
Fuck U | April 18, 2009 at 11:54 am
Shut the fuck up Randal….Dam you’re such a fucking douche.
That fucking skank needs to jump off a fucking cliff….soon.
Joe | April 18, 2009 at 11:54 am
I just cant stop laughing… ridiculous sunglasses……….
HAHAHHAA
jdisse | April 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm
How much is this woman paying the superficial to post stories about her all the time. Every friggin day! I mean who cares, you would think she was friggin
Elvis back from the dead the way they promote this woman on this site.
Pilatunes | April 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Ingoring the sunburn, this just shows you how plain she is without make up. You’d barely notice her (if not for her huge ass) if she went out without make up.
Also, she’s an idiot.
Pilatunes | April 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Ingoring the sunburn, this just shows you how plain she is without make up. You’d barely notice her (if not for her huge ass) if she went out without make up.
Also, she’s an idiot.
devilsrain | April 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
#8. Hey Randal can you be more gay?
BTW that photo is hilarious. Maybe now she wont wear those ridiculous glasses. What is it with girls these days wearing glasses the size of their heads ???
Jamie's Uterus | April 18, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I thought she had some black guys big black balls on her eyes, as he pissed on her sloppy tits and hairy belly, in the sun at some resort. My bad.
sala white | April 18, 2009 at 12:20 pm
This is absolutely a big secret. Recently I found a hot club
– S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
john | April 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm
#8 fuck off Randal you fag, this bitch is a talentless media whore whose only concern in life is how good she looks. Never had to work hard a day in her fucking life
Ric | April 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm
She should stay out of the sun. She looks so much better pale. (as do almost all women.)
Pancho Sanchez | April 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Kim was in her country of origin when this happened.
Mexico.
Jigsaw | April 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I’d like to see a new Saw movie where Kim, Heidi, Paris, and Lindsay are locked in a tiny room together with no food, water, or toilet. All that’s in the room but these gals is a stove, a frying pan, cooking oil, knives and forks, and of course cameras so we can watch. I bet Kim would end up eating the other three, after drinking their piss.
smarg | April 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Stinky Armenian fat negro loving vapid whore.
Yeah, I’d hit that.
timmy the dying boy | April 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm
She’s better appreciate this, it diverts attention from her ass.
lmao | April 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm
her post on her blog was even more ridiculous, she put up even more pics of her sunburned face and body and then said “im going to have to stay away from the cameras for a few days !” ummmm then WHY is she posting pics of her sunburn on twitter and her blog, and then it was on perez hilton and now thesuperficial…lmao the girl is an attention seeker, she knew what she was doing when she posted those pics ! And we can all see how pale she really is, damn this is the first time ive seen her natural color, i really thought she had an olive/golden complexion, she even wrote “armenians are supposed to get brown” lol she forgot she’s also part dutch and part scottish duh ! And funny are we supposed to believe she was desperately trying to seek the help of random strangers on the net ??? Come on. The worst part is kim put up a blog about a month ago where she pledged to stay out of the sun (a part of the jerkgens campaign where anyone who made a pledge, jergens would donate a dollar to skin cancer research). She begged her fans to join the pledge and then the moron goes and sunbathes ! She is beyond fake.
Donkey Dongey Dong | April 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Ugly skank. When will this lardass get a job?
Delgo | April 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Greasy
Chatham | April 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
She’s going to blister, and it ain’t gonna be pretty. Been there. Got the scars.
mikeock | April 18, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I’m sorry, but who is this person? Is she famous for something? What am I missing? I mean, has she written a book, done a movie, invented something? What?
Somebody should tell her that a bikini top is worn over your tits,not your eyes.
Nero | April 18, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Another proof of her laziness folks.She falls asleep while sunbathing.
Darth | April 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
This is actually her real complexion.She didn’t had make up enough to mask the rest of her body.
Percy Dovetonsils | April 18, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Kim, this is easy to cure. Swallow several dozen Nembutal and wash it down with a large bottle of Grey Goose (the douchebag drink of choice), then lay down and take a nap. Oh, when you wake up, ask your Dad what it’s like being sodomized with a golf club by Satan and the ghost of Nicole Brown.
dc | April 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
dumb bitch got what she deserved
dagens24 | April 18, 2009 at 4:03 pm
My semen will clear that up right away… Promise!
SATAN | April 18, 2009 at 4:16 pm
i am sooooo fucking torn on this girl and i can’t stand it.
on the one hand she’s honestly about as good a combination there is of classic beauty and superficial (no pun intended) hotness, but on the other hand there just seems to be a constant non-sexy vibe she gives off that is so annoying.
and she also dresses like a dickhead. seriously, how many cheesy ways can somebody possibly come up with to hide their midsection?
SATAN | April 18, 2009 at 4:18 pm
*obviously by non-sexy vibe, i mean shit like this where she takes a picture of herself looking as unattractive as she can possibly get.
quit bein such a goofball ya goddamn albanian
Valkyrja | April 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
“I Watch Stuff “has Daisy
“The Superficial” has Randal.
I love Randal. He’s like Bob Ross in a sea of boring repetitive comments.
Plus I know he’s three sheets to the wind. Or 7.
<3 u Randal.
lala | April 18, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Good god she is pathetic. What she needs is to get her fat ass off the t.v and get a real job.
SOS | April 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm
HAHA everyone is SOOO jealous, saying she deserved this! She hasn’t done anything wrong! And then that one person who is pretending they don’t know who she is… lol!! So pathetic there’s so many jealous fat girls and gay men on here.
nadine | April 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm
what an idiotic friggin fuckin fuck !!!
bribios | April 18, 2009 at 5:36 pm
FIRST!
mikeock | April 18, 2009 at 5:48 pm
this is so…so…superficial.
britney's weave | April 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@43, thank god one other person on here gets it. randal is the shit.
cavy | April 18, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I think it’s really cute that she posted this pic before the haters did – it shows that she has a really good sense of humor and is self deprecating, which is a great and healthy trait to have (a hell of a lot better than most of the a-holes on this site).