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The Superficial / July 6, 2009

- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That’s what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]

- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren’t broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life’s menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared]

- Janice Dickinson still attracts men. — I’m assuming large promises of cash are involved. Followed by roofies when that doesn’t work. [Celebslam]

- Josh Duhamel admits he’s climbed on the pole before. Wow. That’s just too easy. You know, because Fergie has a penis. [The Blemish]

- Heidi Klum’s child will not go hungry. Enough said. [PopSugar]

- Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be making weird Armani ads together. Somewhere Tom Cruise is wondering what Angelina’s got they he doesn’t have. Besides the ability to not require a booster seat. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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