Kim Kardashian jumping on a trampoline. In a bikini.

There’s really no definitive explanation for this latest Kim Kardashian photo shoot that popped up online in the past 24 hours, but does anybody really need one? It’s Kim Kardashian in a bikini on a trampoline. That’d be like asking why beer is so delicious. Obviously, the answer’s because magical elves make it in your fridge when the light’s off, but you don’t need to know that to drink 24 of them before going to work and telling everyone you’re Green Lantern. I will power ring you in the face, Ted!