Dear Kim Kardashian,
Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh “right under 120 lbs.” Many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried “Bullshit!” (Including myself who, physically possessing half your mass, weighs 145 lbs). You soon added an update saying you would videotape yourself getting on a scale to silence the “haters.” However, you’ve since edited that update to say you’d slide yourself into a pair of size 27 jeans instead then posted a video of yourself doing just that.
Kim, this proves nothing. (Except that you have access to butter.) So, here’s my proposal to you to end these shenanigans once and for all:
I challenge you, Kim Kardashian, to walk into any department store and step on a scale in front of a random camera crew. I’d be more than happy to meet you there and show you how a scale works in case you’re not familiar with the process. What can I say? I’m a gentleman.
Should you weigh 120 lbs or less, I will write a post encouraging folks to vote for you on Dancing with the Stars provided you don’t get kicked off tonight. I will also concede that you don’t wear a buttpad. (Even though we both know the truth. *wink*)
Should you weigh 121 lbs or more, you will walk around with “The Superficial.com” written prominently on your spacious rear while traversing downtown LA – in a bikini.
Or you could simply come clean and admit you’re at least a buck forty. Ball’s in your court – unless Khloe ate it, in which case, I’ll FedEx over another one.
Sincerely,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. Thanks for reading the site!
Ok, so I’m 5’1 and I weigh 134. There is no way that Kim only weighs 120. I consider her to be bigger than I am. I have a big booty, but hers is definitely bigger than mine. I think that celebrities lie about their weight, they have to. Although she probably works out and I don’t, I still don’t think that would change anything.
you guys are a bunch of haters…i love the show…u guys are so dumb….i bet half of you don’t even look as good as she does…and khloe isn’t fat and isnt ugly….this is why girls are so worried about how they look cuz dumb asses like u put ppl down….the writer and the rude comments that ppl made are a bunch of bitches and sad ppl…i felt sry for kim for what u guys said but now i feel sry for the writer and the commenters….how sad ur lifes are for being so obbessed about someone else….worry about urself first….move on….
you guys are a bunch of haters…i love the show…u guys are so dumb….i bet half of you don’t even look as good as she does…and khloe isn’t fat and isnt ugly….this is why girls are so worried about how they look cuz dumb asses like u put ppl down….the writer and the rude comments that ppl made are a bunch of bitches and sad ppl…i felt sry for kim for what u guys said but now i feel sry for the writer and the commenters….how sad ur lifes are for being so obbessed about someone else….worry about urself first….move on….
you guys are a bunch of haters…i love the show…u guys are so dumb….i bet half of you don’t even look as good as she does…and khloe isn’t fat and isnt ugly….this is why girls are so worried about how they look cuz dumb asses like u put ppl down….the writer and the rude comments that ppl made are a bunch of bitches and sad ppl…i felt sry for kim for what u guys said but now i feel sry for the writer and the commenters….how sad ur lifes are for being so obbessed about someone else….worry about urself first….move on….
you are all jealous.