Kim Kardashian is totally worth writing about

September 20th, 2007 // 138 Comments
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I could make up a reason to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the Maxim Style Awards, but we all know the only real reason to ever write about her is to put up pictures of her butt. And unless she turns into a 500 foot tall lizard and starts attacking Japan, I’m pretty sure it’s going to stay that way for the rest of her life. She could cure AIDS, and she’d still be known as ‘that chick whose butt once killed a sumo wrestler.’ I don’t even know what that means, but I’m leaving it up anyway. That’s how I roll.

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Comments (138)

  1. Riotboy | September 20, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    First. YAY KIM K.!!!!!!!!

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  2. Donkey Ass | September 20, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    2nd BIATCHES!

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  3. pen | September 20, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Look at that ASS! Damn!

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  4. iwanttolickurasskim | September 20, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    I would like to lick that ass, spread her cheeks and lick, and fall asleep using that ass as my pillow. DAMN!!!

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  5. xNops | September 20, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    fine

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  6. she's dead to me | September 20, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    she only likes dark meat.

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  7. beaver mcbadger | September 20, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    her hole is only slightly less toxic than paris hilton’s

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  8. Pepe Feloniz | September 20, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    i like that way you roll mr.superficial it’s okay since youre site hasn’t any other specification at all

    pure entertainment

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  9. ssdd | September 20, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Wonder if the picture in her hand…of the “black guy” ..is the next ‘black guy’ she’ll make a porn film with?…. I bet her Dead daddy is just sooo proud… ~not.

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  10. Frank | September 20, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Man I would love to use that ass as a pillow.

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  11. Ooba Gooba | September 20, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    She got a reality show just because of her ass. Man, TV is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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  12. Boba Fett | September 20, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    I want to bang her right in the pooper.

    Then piss on her.

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  13. yo | September 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    gaaaaaag, gag gag gag.
    ps. who the fuck is she?

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  14. Minerva Baadmash | September 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    I’d stroke that rump softly with the tip of my tongue, then lick it, then sloppy kiss it, all the while spreading it, finally I’d strap my lips between the cavernous cheeks and suck the farts outta her rectum

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  15. Rob Bagdasarian | September 20, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    Whoo… that gives me a raging boner. I thought all Armenian women looked like donkeys. Which also gives me a raging boner.

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  16. T | September 20, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    she’s friggin HOT!

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  17. ss | September 20, 2007 at 7:20 pm

    She has man hands.

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  18. Vince Lombardi | September 20, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    She has MAN HANDS!!!!!

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  19. Screw you Superfish | September 20, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    Superfish = retarded joke stealer?

    YUP!

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  20. Angeline | September 20, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Man hands!

    Nose job?

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  21. * MISS UNIVERSE | September 20, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    NOW SHE TOO – could have been a Miss Universe

    Here is an idea – do a story about ‘Whatever happened to Past Miss Universes and past Miss USA” Where are they now?

    We might even through in a past Miss California for good measure

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  22. Hotyute | September 20, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    I must admit she is a fucking fine looking scunt!

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  23. Carlos | September 20, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    I don’t care how hot she is, Kevin Tamble used her as a toilet.

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  24. STeve | September 20, 2007 at 8:00 pm

    I’d stay with the boobs, but not touch the ass….it’s probably saggy as hell in-person, with wrinkles right from the cheeks down her flabby cheesy thighs

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  25. Only The Best | September 20, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    She’s a fat tub of lard. If it wasn’t for the dress, her tits would be down to her knees and her blubber belly would look pregnant. Get this sow naked and everyone would run screaming from the room.

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  26. lili | September 20, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    ok does anyone notice she wears the same shit? like all the time?

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  27. Only The Best | September 20, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    @ 26: lili, I noticed it (smelled it) when she took a piss in the stall next to me; she never wipes after a dump . . .

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  28. Ted from LA | September 20, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    So, is it true that OJ hid all of that sports memorabilia he stole in her ass? That’s what I read on here the last time I wrote it.

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  29. Grima Wormtongue | September 20, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Omg, Chucky wants to kill the guy from Fright Night!!

    Oh yeah, and her ass is embarrassing. Freak-Showesque.

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  30. celebroundup | September 20, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    I am off to furiously masturbate

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  31. medialady.proboards105.com | September 20, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    Don’t worry, if she minded only being “The chcik with the butt” she would dress and pose the way she does. But to me she’ll always be “Skank who fukked on tape to get famous”
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  32. roughdaddy | September 20, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    between all these bimbo trio’s and shes the hottest…in all of em,,,

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  33. roughdaddy | September 20, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    my god,,, what an ass,,,what id give to be up that…

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  34. FromOutOfNoWhere | September 20, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    What a magnificent ass. Definitely would love to bang that.

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  35. tromba | September 20, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    Please stop writing about these worthless people. They will go away. It is a goddamned shame that people with real talents go without recogition while this bitch witha fat ass, who has done absolutely nothing, continue to reap undeserving profits. That goes to ALL rappers as well.

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  36. Only The Best | September 20, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    Great big fat lips, huge ginormous ass, dark complexion . . . I wonder if she’s part shitskin . . .

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  37. unicornzrawk | September 20, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    I think she got a complex about black men because of the whole OJ thing.

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  38. Evil | September 20, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    Shes hot and I heard she got a reality show from that fag Seacrest. I think he controls the media. Like the jews. But more so… I just wish her show was on PPV and X rated …

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  39. Binky | September 20, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    Well. Golly. Yikes. These pics nearly got me off the new season of Survivor.
    Survivor : Jeopardy.
    Fortunately I recorded a bit of it.
    Andy : Secret Societies for 20.
    John : All right. Let’s see here. Secret Societies for 20.
    Andy : ….What is Skulls and Bones ? AAHHH ! Help ! Agggg ! Please. NO!!
    John : No Comment. Next category.
    Andy : Wow…Don’t taser me bro. There’s smoke steaming from my balls. Shit. ‘Rigged elections’ for 30.
    John : Ok. ‘Americana’. Rigged elections for 30. I could have been prez by the way.
    Andy : What is 2000 ? AGGGG ! OWWWWW !!
    Survivor Jeopardy – where the winners are truly shocked.
    (the dish picks up a lot of new shit)

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  40. Missystar | September 20, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    Hey assholes…don’t dis the Armenians! We have enough to deal with, thankyouverymuch!

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  41. Big Dumb Oaf | September 20, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Uh, she looks like every Kardashian that works in the picking/packing dept. here.

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  42. Mrs P | September 20, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    Those Armenians are all crazy terrorists.

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  43. Mrs P | September 20, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    When she steps off the sidewalk, her ass takes three minutes to follow her.

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  44. Mrs P | September 20, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    Oh, I know! It’s a souvenier butt!

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  45. Mrs P | September 20, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    #39 Hey Binky – good tasering joke LOL!! Don’t tase me bro!

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  46. Big Dumb Oaf | September 20, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    I think you’re over the top there Mrs P-

    She drags her ass all over, regardless of how many sidewalks it’s been on, trampled over by who knows who and left as a soiled spot that you wonder- Geez- what the hell is taht- and how do I get it off my shoe.

    But, hey, she’s having fun- Run it baby! We all have gum on our shoes!!!

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  47. tommy | September 20, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    To all you whining idiots….

    If you had the chance…which none of you will… you’d do her…anywhere, anytime….any place…

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  48. not FAIR y'all! | September 20, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    How come when a white girl looks like that y’all call her FAT??!!

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  49. Sasha | September 20, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Armenians disgust me!

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  50. Binky | September 20, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    She’s getting her own reality show ?
    My sources were saying it was a VARIETY show !
    What a bum wrap.

    (Fortunately I got my own reality show a number of years ago without going through Les Moonves.
    Calling it ‘LIFE’)

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