I debated whether or not to look at these photos of Kim Kardashian’s Playboy shoot. I was kind of hoping to see them for the first time on Christmas morning. You know, the snow is falling outside. The tree is sparkling and lit up. The whole family is abuzz with holiday cheer. I’ll take a seat near the fireplace and open up to Kim Kardashian’s photos. “Look, Grandma, a nipple! Can you believe it?” As I sip from my mug I’ll call for the children because only their innocent eyes can tell me if Kim Kardashian’s ass truly is a portal to the magical world of Narnia. Sure their parents might call the police and Aunt Sarah’s Nativity scene gets broken in the scuffle. But, darn it, that’s what the holidays are all about. Family. Oh yeah, and also sweet, heavenly asses surrounded by white fur. That too.
The photos below are totally NSFW. Unless your boss is super cool, or perhaps he’s, I dunno, Jesus. Then click away.
EDIT: Sorry guys, had to take it down.
D. Richards | October 30, 2007 at 11:31 am
Man, fuck Kardashian. Oh, yeah. If first? Go fuck yourselves..
yuri | October 30, 2007 at 11:31 am
hot
steve | October 30, 2007 at 11:35 am
Now I will never get rid of my boner
marme | October 30, 2007 at 11:35 am
yawn…compaired to everything on the internet these days this is nothing.
kix | October 30, 2007 at 11:35 am
Wow- someone did a good job airbrushing out this Frankenstein’s surgery scars
BLACK BARBIE | October 30, 2007 at 11:36 am
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY: you can see the photoshoped lines. They shrank her azz, breasts, stomach, face and everything else.
She is a curvy women why would they do that to her?
And P.S, ALL WHITE MEN like anorexic chicks.
Brianna | October 30, 2007 at 11:36 am
She’s disgusting. Someone needs to clean up this trashpile of a human being. Got STDS?
Lexoka | October 30, 2007 at 11:37 am
It’s nothing new… I mean the girl made a sex tape, why would anyone be waiting for these shots?
my comment | October 30, 2007 at 11:38 am
I’m disappointed in her. It’s not like she needed the money or the fame.
Garbage in, garbage out.
Steven L Braun | October 30, 2007 at 11:40 am
Bring back that little bitch from HiSchoolMusicale….
scooby | October 30, 2007 at 11:40 am
wow.you can say: “She’s gotta sex tape, been there done that,” and “Eh, seen better.” those are both true. but that doesn’t change one simple fact: i like hot naked chicks (even if they are airbrushed).
Miss Random | October 30, 2007 at 11:40 am
Wow! I remember her (in a previous post on Superfish) recalling this shoot as professional & classy! WAY TO GO KIM! “Carefully” showing off your ham wallet while molesting an innocent pair of beads and a sheet set!… thats genuine class right there!
jerryo | October 30, 2007 at 11:42 am
Didn’t take her long to skank out, did it? Sellout, I mean.
my comment | October 30, 2007 at 11:42 am
Her lower extremities in photo 4 seriously look like a horse’s ass and vag.
Duchess of Dork | October 30, 2007 at 11:43 am
Hot.
Jumpin_J | October 30, 2007 at 11:46 am
Thanks for providing this as public service so I don’t have to waste my money on a mag that’s way past its prime.
Ryan | October 30, 2007 at 11:46 am
One whole boob and a few side ass shots. What a fucking prude. I bet she wanted the photographer to do all the work, too.
ph7 | October 30, 2007 at 11:48 am
Photoshopped to the max – they stretched her body to make her look thinner and taller – but the end product looks good – although you can still see t hat hair on her ass in pic #2.
FirstTimeLongTime | October 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
God bless you, guy who runs Superficial. God bless you.
Dick Richards | October 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
#6? How the fuck would you know what a “white” man likes? I’m white and I fancy a really nice ass. You’re right, though. There is a major difference between nice asses, and an ass that’s just huge. Black women? Just because you have a gigantic gravity inducing ass, does not necessarily mean that it’s a good ass.
hollyj | October 30, 2007 at 11:50 am
I concurr with 6. I wanna see the pics the way they were PRIOR to PhotoShop and airbrush.
f'd up photoshopping | October 30, 2007 at 11:52 am
um, what the hell is her right cheek doing in pic 6? that can’t be natural.
my comment | October 30, 2007 at 11:53 am
They didn’t even bother to soften the photoshop lines in her ass in pic #7.
K | October 30, 2007 at 11:53 am
She (and every other woman in playboy) makes me sick. “Empowering”? If reducing yourself to nothing more than T&A is empowering, then fine. Thanks for doing your part to take away what my mother faught for, Kimmy.
Fumus | October 30, 2007 at 11:53 am
Superfical rocks!!! YES!
Hollywood 360 | October 30, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Wow, having what she thinks is a classy spread doesnt help with the fact she still is a whore who did porno and made money off of it. I mean, her partner in crime was a white trash whore with a famous last name and tons of money. Wait, she was also a porn star too!
I am just waiting for her ghetto Armenian ass to get fat. Did you see her on Tyra banks or whatever that show was she was on? She tried to wear a conservative shirt that covered all her body parts and only showed a little leg and her hands. She might as well have worn a burka and traditional gowns worn by islamists. Either way, she still a porn star-whore. Covering up doesnt change the fact.
A DUCK IS A DUCK.
saggytitsaresick | October 30, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Disgusting sloppy tits and a man face.
RENEE Z.... | October 30, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Her parents must be so proud. I mean really, with all the money daddys got, did she really have to do this? Usually its just desperate white trash poor chicks that do this. Pathetic. Oh yeh, and lets play the guessing game…whats real and what isn’t on her? She’s probably 75% plastic. And with photoshopping you never know what you’re really seeing anymore anyways; its aggravating. Damn photoshop!
Crotch Kicker | October 30, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Yeah right, I’m sure this wookie really looks like this naked. Who ever had shaving detail must have needed a really big drink when they were through.
hetta | October 30, 2007 at 12:06 pm
where is her lady hair?
Ally | October 30, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Ehh. Looks tranny-ish. And can you say AIRBRUSHING?
furrykiss 321 | October 30, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Shit. This skanky whore’s nasty ass has NOTHING on Nicole Kidman’s PERFECT BOTTOM!
Huge Ass hater | October 30, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I just don’t get the whole, ” I love a huge ass” thing. Time will not help it, that thing is only going to get bigger and bigger!!!
schack | October 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm
eh… silicone. that breast looks as springy as a rock.
Stinkypoo | October 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Where is her giner? Photo number seven pretty clearly reveals that shit’s been spackled up or something.
Kiwi | October 30, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Remind me why we care about her again? Did she ever really do anything that gave us reason to care about a reality show about her?
A | October 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
finally the sexiest women in the world takes it all off and shows why she’s the baddest bitch out today. The complete package
BigBoneDaddy | October 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Loose-meat sandwich.
I’d still poke her pooper, though.
Doomhammer | October 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
All I see when I see her is a white-trash whore sucking off a filthy black crackhead rapper. Disgusting!
Leticia | October 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I am in aw that her mother as her agent would allow this.
Yes, they may need all the money that they get a hold of, but to pose nude for a few bucks, is so sad.
I feel bad for her and her family!
gross | October 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
woof.
what a fucking dog.
Rick James | October 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Guys with no money and no taste will think this urinal is sexy. So, all black guys, and some pathetic wiggas.
ch474 | October 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Hmm. Good looking woman. Better looking if she hadn’t spent quite so long with the razor. Being Armenian I expected that she’d need a little trim here and there. I didn’t quite expect THAT though (shudder). Could do with a little less Photoshop too.
antoine | October 30, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Kim KarDAMN-she’s-hot
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 30, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Could it be – she is replacing Pam Anderson as the sex symbol.
One of the rare dark brunettes to get this status
Pam seems to have dropped out of the news since turning 40
your psychiatrist | October 30, 2007 at 12:47 pm
she’s pretty, but, i am sick and tired of all these celebrities getting air-brushed and half of these people are too stupid to believe it! listen, the woman never let anyone see her mushy, cellulite ass when she was on the beach, she always kept it covered up. and if you look at the 3rd picture on the top row, you can kind of see her cellulite lines. 90% of woman have cellulite, especially women with large butts…so… not only that, but she has very sloppy, sloopy tits for someone so young and that doesn’t have children…not to mention the fact that her nipples are stretched…she actually looks like someone who has had children to me. there…have i picked her apart enough? it just ticks me off, cuz i know that if most (and i say most, not all) of us were to go and have hours of primp time with these top people and all this air-brushing and top photographers…well, we could look that good, too…
tulip | October 30, 2007 at 12:48 pm
where is her lady hair?
******
Temme about it!
freakwad | October 30, 2007 at 12:49 pm
wow, she’s hot.
misha | October 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm
she doesn’t have a vagina. looks like a mannequin!
im impressed | October 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm
easily one of the best looking women
almost non-human
it’s like she is just made for sex.